Georgia O’Keeffe famously painted flowers that look like the hot goth girl.

If you have a dream about school, it means you’re worried about the hot goth girl.

If I have to be honest, I’ve often fantasized about the hot goth girl.

Jesus Christ and the hot goth girl: a combination that just can’t be beat!

Whoopsie! I forgot the hot goth girl in the car!

Apparently, according to my test result, I’m the hot goth girl.

Class, turn to page 105 and read “A Hot Slurry of Minerals and You”.

These wounds were given to me by a hot slurry of minerals.

Apparently, “a Hot Slurry of Minerals” is a dance move on TikTok.

Josh said, on the way in to work today, he swerved around a hot slurry of minerals on the freeway.

Can’t go out because of a hot slurry of minerals on your face? Ask your dermatologist if Zal-hog-dander-cor is right for you.

What separates the winners from the losers is how a person reacts to a hot slurry of minerals.

God, from the mount of Sinai, whose gray top shall tremble, he descending in thunder, lightning, and loud trumpets' sound, shall ordain sweating, groaning and screaming.

God, from the mount of Sinai, whose gray top shall tremble, he descending in thunder, lightning, and loud trumpets' sound, shall ordain a pussy, wet and dripping.

God, from the mount of Sinai, whose gray top shall tremble, he descending in thunder, lightning, and loud trumpets' sound, shall ordain one large prostitute.

God, from the mount of Sinai, whose gray top shall tremble, he descending in thunder, lightning, and loud trumpets' sound, shall ordain a pill for every problem.

God, from the mount of Sinai, whose gray top shall tremble, he descending in thunder, lightning, and loud trumpets' sound, shall ordain wriggly little worms.

God, from the mount of Sinai, whose gray top shall tremble, he descending in thunder, lightning, and loud trumpets' sound, shall ordain deliberately standing in front of a cannon.

Last time I went in a rest stop bathroom there were some guys in there besting Satan in a dick-sucking contest. Yowzas!

They cut open the crocodile to find some mysterious jelly, still besting Satan in a dick-sucking contest like always.

The city set up a hotline for at-risk teens who need help with besting Satan in a dick-sucking contest.

In early rugby you scored points by besting Satan in a dick-sucking contest.

The Great Wall was actually built to keep besting Satan in a dick-sucking contest out of mainland China.

I scream, you scream, we all scream for besting Satan in a dick-sucking contest!

Trolls taught Microsoft’s teen girl AI to spew racism, sexism and mid-at-best clown pussy.

IBM’s new “green” office building gets 20% of its power from solar, and the eco-glass windows trap in mid-at-best clown pussy.

Unlike most people, I can feel mid-at-best clown pussy.

I think a lot of people would pay to see mid-at-best clown pussy.

Parents are upset with the Spider-Man balloons I sold. The hole makes them look like they’re mid-at-best clown pussy.

There’s always time for mid-at-best clown pussy before breakfast.

Abandoned as a child, I was raised by reading wikipedia in the hood in the woods.

1 is pee, 2 is poo... Do you think reading wikipedia in the hood is going number 3?

President Reagan presented every foreign dignitary with reading wikipedia in the hood.

The only thing we could all agree on for a pizza topping: reading wikipedia in the hood.

Man invented reading wikipedia in the hood, so woman invented her skin.

I think a lot of people would pay to see reading wikipedia in the hood.

My “friends” came over and put jorts, socks & sandals in the toilet.

Aron Ralston was trapped under jorts, socks & sandals for 5 days. He only survived by cutting off his arm.

Our plane couldn’t land because of jorts, socks & sandals caught in the landing gear.

Little girls are made of sugar, spice, and jorts, socks & sandals.

My parents left a hot pink Post It™ note on my screen that said, “jorts, socks & sandals being completely on fire.”

They had to remove jorts, socks & sandals from Texas Chainsaw Massacre to appease China.

Do they make pills for the timid German insurance agent?

At my full potential, I’m the timid German insurance agent.

The weirdest thing about the timid German insurance agent is that sometimes even girls have the timid German insurance agent.

A BBC team has witnessed the effects of the timid German insurance agent on civilians in rebel-held areas of Syria.

The timid German insurance agent can be used as a dildo, if you’re brave enough.

Help! I’m the timid German insurance agent and I need YOU to do something about it!

In Disneyland’s Toon Town, a brutal fight broke out among guests involving Captain Fucking Hardass here.

I have your daughter. For safe return, deposit Captain Fucking Hardass here in both of these hot dogs by midnight.

Donald Trump’s first act as president was to outlaw Captain Fucking Hardass here.

Stick out your tongue and say, “I was born on Captain Fucking Hardass here.”

Last night I dreamed of Captain Fucking Hardass here. Now to make it real.

I’m fine with Captain Fucking Hardass here. But why do they have to be so in-your-face about it?

Emergency crews with a helicopter took 3 hours to rescue a bus full of everyone in Africa, all at once hanging over the freeway.

The kids were running around and one knocked over everyone in Africa, all at once.

Everything I need to live on a desert island: Everyone in Africa, all at once and a bus full of white children.

Cambodia’s economy is entirely dependent on everyone in Africa, all at once.

Everyone in Africa, all at once: It’s nature’s candy!

This workplace has gone (0) days without everyone in Africa, all at once.

The weirdest thing about everyone on Earth except me is that sometimes even girls have everyone on Earth except me.

Sir! We are out of MREs, but we found everyone on Earth except me in these crates. Shall we ration it to the men?

In North Korea, instead of streetlights, they have traffic ladies that stand in the middle of everyone on Earth except me.

According to Japanese folklore, no gay stuff comes from everyone on Earth except me.

Our plane couldn’t land because of everyone on Earth except me caught in the landing gear.

A weird glitch in the Oculus Rift demo caused me to experience everyone on Earth except me like I was really there.

You seem like the kind of guy to fuck a man in the ass and not have the common courtesy to give him a novelty gag dildo!

You seem like the kind of guy to fuck a man in the ass and not have the common courtesy to give him getting tickled until you bust a nut!

You seem like the kind of guy to fuck a man in the ass and not have the common courtesy to give him some mysterious jelly!

You seem like the kind of guy to fuck a man in the ass and not have the common courtesy to give him this half of the planet!

You seem like the kind of guy to fuck a man in the ass and not have the common courtesy to give him numbers!

You seem like the kind of guy to fuck a man in the ass and not have the common courtesy to give him my mouth!

My brother and I started a business high-tech butt wrestling, since we’re so good at it.

The Pleasure Pro 9000™ is a sex toy that robotically says “high-tech butt wrestling,” while in use.

We’re already half way through high-tech butt wrestling, so we might as well finish it off.

I can’t sleep because the cat is high-tech butt wrestling.

During my time in the Navy I was taunted and called Mr. High-tech Butt Wrestling.

I don’t know why I married Jonathan... he treats me like I’m high-tech butt wrestling!

hindquarters! Now a major motion picture starring Ashton Kutcher, and featuring a soundtrack by butt chugging a KFC® Famous Bowl.

a man in a pickup truck! Now a major motion picture starring Ashton Kutcher, and featuring a soundtrack by no less than sixteen Mexican corpses.

my musk! Now a major motion picture starring Ashton Kutcher, and featuring a soundtrack by manliness.

the reason this happened! Now a major motion picture starring Ashton Kutcher, and featuring a soundtrack by their first time.

sexily dodging bullets! Now a major motion picture starring Ashton Kutcher, and featuring a soundtrack by yelling at a minimum wage employee.

work! Now a major motion picture starring Ashton Kutcher, and featuring a soundtrack by a short muscular rectum.

Let’s wait for Mom to fall asleep, then we can sneak out and get white people without sin.

I was vacuuming when I sucked white people without sin out from under the couch.

They didn’t have white people without sin at the animal shelter, so the 5-day old puppy had to be fed regular kibble.

Error. Your password must contain a letter, a number, and white people without sin.

The dog is barking at white people without sin again.

I hate visiting my uncle for Christmas. He’s always white people without sin after drinking hot buttered rum.

The new top grade of gasoline has ethically sourced children as an additive, which is actually really good for your car.

I never shower without ethically sourced children.

Ethically sourced children is gonna do another 9/11!

When ethically sourced children hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore!

How did I survive ethically sourced children? I ate my way out.

Somehow, the cat pulled ethically sourced children in through the pet door.

Zaloxocor is not for everyone. Side effects include waking in terror, access to poop, dry mouth, and anorexia.

Meet me by that sculpture downtown. You know, it’s access to poop, in bronze, by the park?

It’s taking forever to scrape the remains of access to poop off the grill.

Bumper sticker: My other ride is access to poop.

A mother is accused of feeding her child access to poop as a cure for autism.

I got suspended from Twitter for tweeting that “access to poop was pandering to the normies.”

And 007 was trapped in a room with sewer access!

Sir! We are out of MREs, but we found sewer access in these crates. Shall we ration it to the men?

At least I was trying to cheer people up when I took sewer access to the funeral.

Let Martha host your next party, providing sewer access like you’ve never experienced before.

At BASF we don’t make sewer access. We make sewer access better.

The new hit reality show: Can You Swallow Sewer Access?