SuperJer Against Humanity Suggestions: 3rd Strike

SuperJer Against Humanity Suggestions: 3rd Strike

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Crytax
Ph. D in Cryonics

2006 Apr 26 • 798
11 ₧
The hot goth girl
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Georgia O’Keeffe famously painted flowers that look like the hot goth girl.

If you have a dream about school, it means you’re worried about the hot goth girl.

If I have to be honest, I’ve often fantasized about the hot goth girl.

Jesus Christ and the hot goth girl: a combination that just can’t be beat!

Whoopsie! I forgot the hot goth girl in the car!

Apparently, according to my test result, I’m the hot goth girl.


What if Gillette WAS the best a man could get?
 
 
 
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Crytax
Ph. D in Cryonics

2006 Apr 26 • 798
11 ₧
A hot slurry of minerals
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Class, turn to page 105 and read “A Hot Slurry of Minerals and You”.

These wounds were given to me by a hot slurry of minerals.

Apparently, “a Hot Slurry of Minerals” is a dance move on TikTok.

Josh said, on the way in to work today, he swerved around a hot slurry of minerals on the freeway.

Can’t go out because of a hot slurry of minerals on your face? Ask your dermatologist if Zal-hog-dander-cor is right for you.

What separates the winners from the losers is how a person reacts to a hot slurry of minerals.


What if Gillette WAS the best a man could get?
 
 
 
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Crytax
Ph. D in Cryonics

2006 Apr 26 • 798
11 ₧
God, from the mount of Sinai, whose gray top shall tremble, he descending in thunder, lightning, and loud trumpets' sound, shall ordain  .

God, from the mount of Sinai, whose gray top shall tremble, he descending in thunder, lightning, and loud trumpets' sound, shall ordain sweating, groaning and screaming.

God, from the mount of Sinai, whose gray top shall tremble, he descending in thunder, lightning, and loud trumpets' sound, shall ordain a pussy, wet and dripping.

God, from the mount of Sinai, whose gray top shall tremble, he descending in thunder, lightning, and loud trumpets' sound, shall ordain one large prostitute.

God, from the mount of Sinai, whose gray top shall tremble, he descending in thunder, lightning, and loud trumpets' sound, shall ordain a pill for every problem.

God, from the mount of Sinai, whose gray top shall tremble, he descending in thunder, lightning, and loud trumpets' sound, shall ordain wriggly little worms.

God, from the mount of Sinai, whose gray top shall tremble, he descending in thunder, lightning, and loud trumpets' sound, shall ordain deliberately standing in front of a cannon.


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