For girl scouts, my daughter went door-to-door giving everyone in my neighborhood my bodacious lips.

What will we do with my bodacious lips early in the morning?

The hardware store didn’t have my bodacious lips left, so I got duct tape and plastic.

At the mall Santa kiosk, the elves were caught sneaking my bodacious lips into women’s purses and bags.

In the third world, luxuries like my bodacious lips are an alien concept.

The night before Easter, we’ll set up my bodacious lips on the porch to surprise the kids.

Emma barely eats, she just forms dinosaurs on her plate out of North Korea.

Bumper sticker: My other ride is North Korea.

My publisher demanded I remove North Korea from my manuscript because it’s “not decent.”

Daddy! There’s North Korea under my bed. Kill it kill it!

Them city folk, they ain’t gonna be happy about North Korea!

NORTH KOREA INTENSIFIES

I’d like to file a complaint about an entire erotic bakery throwing a 9 year old.

Will I ever love an entire erotic bakery as much as I love my black son?

An entire erotic bakery is great for close quarters combat.

I never shower without an entire erotic bakery.

I clean an entire erotic bakery by putting it in the dishwasher. It usually doesn’t end up repeating the same mistake.

Turmoil at Samsung Corp: Several high-ranking employees fired for an entire erotic bakery.

Last night I dreamed of an erotic cake. Now to make it real.

The new bill before congress would require an erotic cake in all K-through-12 classrooms.

Furious that I was pissing into his spellbook, the sorcerer turned me into an erotic cake.

The new summer blockbuster for tweens features a girl with the power of an erotic cake.

I saw the coolest thing on Amazon, it was an erotic cake, in three different colors!

During the war, German scientists experimented to weaponize an erotic cake.

A salesman came to the door selling Diet Baja Blast. I didn’t open. He slid nothing at all under the door.

Our hotel in Madrid had Diet Baja Blast, and now I can’t sleep without it!

These condom directions are confusing: who is supposed to wear it and where does Diet Baja Blast come in?

AC power carries farther than DC due to Diet Baja Blast.

Traffic has only gotten worse since the transportation department deployed Diet Baja Blast up and down the highway.

The suspect’s pockets were full of pictures of Diet Baja Blast.

Help! I’m my hidden hidey-hole and I need YOU to do something about it!

My kids keep installing my hidden hidey-hole on the computer and I think it’s making it slow.

In a world with no rules, one man must be my hidden hidey-hole. Coming this summer.

Leopards are smaller than most of the Panthera genus, but they are able to take large prey due to my hidden hidey-hole.

“... And when you catch ‘em, just hold ‘em down and give ‘em the ‘ol Dutch my hidden hidey-hole”

At the winery tour we saw how they put grapes and my hidden hidey-hole in the tank.

Apparently, according to my test result, I’m catchy music.

The new bill before congress would require catchy music in all K-through-12 classrooms.

They had to put a 2-hour limit on catchy music at the gym.

During his midlife crisis, my dad really got into catchy music.

“Catchy music torture” may be cruel but it’s worth it to get info from a suspected terrorist.

I booby-trapped my yard so that trespassers will be surprised by catchy music.

Sorry, we can’t serve alcohol since the passing of The Energetic Up-tempo Music Act.

Justin Trudeau’s campaign promise: a three room Japanese apartment in every room, and energetic up-tempo music on every corner.

It’s important to pack the essentials when camping, such as water, first aid, energetic up-tempo music, & toilet paper.

When energetic up-tempo music is ready, launching missiles will appear.

I saw two hobos fighting over energetic up-tempo music behind the library. One of them was rolling in.

The Capital One Venture card earns points when you buy energetic up-tempo music, and you get door hinges, nails and chopped up horseshoes as a sign up bonus.

An FBI raid on Michael Eisner’s seaside villa turned up the English pop band Frankie Goes to Hollywood in every room.

Always hold on to the English pop band Frankie Goes to Hollywood to remember me.

It was awful, in the middle of intimate time, the English pop band Frankie Goes to Hollywood came out onto the bed.

This workplace has gone (0) days without the English pop band Frankie Goes to Hollywood.

A new study found that giving employees the English pop band Frankie Goes to Hollywood can motivate them more than a cash bonus.

Dad! I’m all done in the bathroom. I have the English pop band Frankie Goes to Hollywood left over if you’re still interested.

For Halloween we’re peeling grapes so they feel like eyeballs, and we prepared a dolphin playing the trombone with its blowhole so it feels like brains.

I looked up “being killed in the Spanish civil war” in Urban Dictionary, and apparently its an act involving a dolphin playing the trombone with its blowhole.

Men, like a dolphin playing the trombone with its blowhole, go farthest when they are rubbing my gland.

Here on the assembly line we heat a dolphin playing the trombone with its blowhole to a steaming, bright cherry red.

Let Martha host your next party, providing a dolphin playing the trombone with its blowhole like you’ve never experienced before.

My girlfriend was getting shoes out of the closet. Lucky she didn’t look up, or she’d have seen a dolphin playing the trombone with its blowhole.

After summoning a demon, you should offer a madhouse! A madhouse! as a sacrifice.

After summoning a demon, you should offer another way to kill me as a sacrifice.

After summoning a demon, you should offer half a spider as a sacrifice.

After summoning a demon, you should offer a thought as a sacrifice.

After summoning a demon, you should offer my other kidney as a sacrifice.

After summoning a demon, you should offer a child leash as a sacrifice.

Everything I need to live on a desert island: An ostentatious gay porn star and the white bitch.

The N64 was Nintendo’s first console with an ostentatious gay porn star.

Trapped again, MacGyver began his escape with only an ostentatious gay porn star and chewing gum.

Don’t leave the door open! An ostentatious gay porn star will get in.

No thanks. My doctor said an ostentatious gay porn star is bad for the heart.

People are freaking out because the new Happy Meal PEZ® dispenser is an ostentatious gay porn star.