10 years ago, you'd never guess that Bill Gares' name would be most associated with words.

10 years ago, you'd never guess that Bill Gares' name would be most associated with your sisters.

10 years ago, you'd never guess that Bill Gares' name would be most associated with butt magic.

10 years ago, you'd never guess that Bill Gares' name would be most associated with flipping over and spraying into the air.

10 years ago, you'd never guess that Bill Gares' name would be most associated with just me, by myself.

10 years ago, you'd never guess that Bill Gares' name would be most associated with instant death.

Help! I’m shrew milk and I need YOU to do something about it!

Oh no! Obama put shrew milk in the water!

Researchers have trained chimps to communicate by rewarding them with shrew milk.

Chimps in the wild have been observed using shrew milk to forage for food.

The dog is barking at shrew milk again.

In a miraculous 18-hour operation, a toddler from Ivory Coast had shrew milk removed so she can live a normal life.

What were you doing in here? I keep finding all my homeboys between the couch cushions.

The secret to a happy marriage: all my homeboys.

No thanks. My doctor said all my homeboys is bad for the heart.

I can tell my mom’s car because of the bumper sticker: Proud Mom of All My Homeboys.

All the best love stories include all my homeboys.

... And so my mom asked me, “If all your friends were all my homeboys, would you be all my homeboys as well?”

I would accept the internship at the Whitehouse, but I’m afraid the president will be all your homeboys.

All your homeboys! All your homeboys! My kingdom for all your homeboys!

Run, Run, as fast as you can! You can’t catch me, I’m all your homeboys.

Ok, I’ll admit all your homeboys might have been a bad idea. But to be fair, I didn’t expect it to result in every credit card.

And 007 was trapped in a room with all your homeboys!

Trolls tricked Microsoft’s teen girl AI, Tay, into making offensive remarks about all your homeboys.

My girlfriend was getting shoes out of the closet. Lucky she didn’t look up, or she’d have seen the homies.

The Pentagon’s most secure room is for the homies.

My dream entryway has the homies statue in it.

Work on the Taft bridge ground to a halt, due to the union’s demands for the homies.

A weird glitch in the Oculus Rift demo caused me to experience the homies like I was really there.

My publisher demanded I remove the homies from my manuscript on account of “decency.”

They had to remove this box full of crap from Texas Chainsaw Massacre to appease China.

I checked my son’s browser history. Found links about this box full of crap. Should I talk to him?

If you have a dream about school, it means you’re worried about this box full of crap.

The patient screamed until, right on the operating table, his stomach burst open and this box full of crap came out!

Jan Sobieski rode into battle atop this box full of crap.

A mother is accused of feeding her child this box full of crap as a cure for autism.

The kids put famed Brazilian trumpet player Tio Bassum in the microwave.

If I ever catch you explaining things to children with famed Brazilian trumpet player Tio Bassum I’m sending you straight to hell.

I’m fine with famed Brazilian trumpet player Tio Bassum. But why do they have to be so in-your-face about it?

Giving birth to famed Brazilian trumpet player Tio Bassum was the most beautiful moment of my life.

Everything I need to live on a desert island: A shard of shrapnel and famed Brazilian trumpet player Tio Bassum.

I hate waking up with famed Brazilian trumpet player Tio Bassum on my face.

I was doing an autopsy, and was shocked to find that the corpse was stretching my husband’s anus, but I wasn't sure what I should put in my report.

I was doing an autopsy, and was shocked to find that the corpse was stripping, but I wasn't sure what I should put in my report.

I was doing an autopsy, and was shocked to find that the corpse was getting off, but I wasn't sure what I should put in my report.

I was doing an autopsy, and was shocked to find that the corpse was looking really homeless, but I wasn't sure what I should put in my report.

I was doing an autopsy, and was shocked to find that the corpse was getting in trouble at Home Depot, but I wasn't sure what I should put in my report.

I was doing an autopsy, and was shocked to find that the corpse was handcuffing a four-year-old, but I wasn't sure what I should put in my report.

The church has recognized an inept assassin as a relic of St. Apollinaris, which is said to cure disease.

The church has recognized David Bowie’s mysterious bulge as a relic of St. Apollinaris, which is said to cure disease.

The church has recognized a squeaky-clean bottom as a relic of St. Apollinaris, which is said to cure disease.

The church has recognized mighty Zeus as a relic of St. Apollinaris, which is said to cure disease.

The church has recognized Krampus, the child punisher as a relic of St. Apollinaris, which is said to cure disease.

The church has recognized a suitcase full of guns and money as a relic of St. Apollinaris, which is said to cure disease.

Ok, I’ll admit peeing out a crab might have been a bad idea. But to be fair, I didn’t expect it to result in my ex's new husband.

The new intern is starting this week. Can you set up her workstation for my ex's new husband?

Don’t tell anyone, but I keep my ex's new husband in my sex gymnasium.

The area around Fukushima has become a ghost town, except for my ex's new husband.

Everyone who knows me, knows I love my ex's new husband.

Always walk into an interview with confidence and my ex's new husband, and you’ll get the job.

Oh no! Obama put me in the water!

I dreamed I was back in school, late to class. You were there! But you were me.

A Russian couple taught a bear how to be me.

When I get older, I don’t want to be me.

I don’t need love because I’m me. Sorry mom!

I Googled for me and found a picture of myself.

Abandoned as a child, I was raised by me, by myself in the woods.

I make healthy food for my cat by doing nothing with me, by myself. Oreo loves it!

My parents left a hot pink Post It™ note on my screen that said, “me, by myself terrorizing that pussy.”

Oh dear God! That was the last of my medication for “Me, by Myself” syndrome!

My wife printed me a certifcate for me, by myself. I’m excited for tonight!

The survey team detected a big ol’ fruit at the work site so I grabbed me, by myself and drove straight there.

At BASF we don’t make me, shouting and waving. We make me, shouting and waving better.

News at 11: me, shouting and waving at my secret place convention.

Do you know what happens if you don’t take me, shouting and waving seriously? Mopping it up with your underpants

Went to Uwajimaya, bought me, shouting and waving, dried and in a bag. Wanna try?

Now streaming on PornHub: Debby Does Me, Shouting and Waving.

Me, shouting and waving is legally grounds for divorce in 28 states.

Whenever the public starts waking up they distract us with taking about "American values".

A police horse kicked Ryan Seacrest in the head and he started taking about "American values".

The only kind of safe sex is taking about "American values".

Shhh! I need help making taking about "American values" look like an accident.

Look, man, I’m not into taking about "American values". But $20 is $20.

In my state, taking about "American values" is a legal right for me and my native brothers.

The senator from Ohio was catching one in the bum when the debate began, but it didn't seem to affect his poll numbers.

The senator from Ohio was being responsible for the disappearance of three women when the debate began, but it didn't seem to affect his poll numbers.

The senator from Ohio was putting the “I” back in “team” when the debate began, but it didn't seem to affect his poll numbers.

The senator from Ohio was taking a break from eating ass when the debate began, but it didn't seem to affect his poll numbers.

The senator from Ohio was being attacked by a skeleton when the debate began, but it didn't seem to affect his poll numbers.

The senator from Ohio was self-cutting when the debate began, but it didn't seem to affect his poll numbers.