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aaronjer
*****'n Admin

Comrade General 5-Star
2005 Mar 21 • 5142
1,227 ₧
A wall broke and  {n} reached in! But my GF threw  {n} at it and it died?
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A wall broke and both of these hot dogs reached in! But my GF threw a gentleman with the tummy grumbles at it and it died?

A wall broke and spines reached in! But my GF threw toxic virginity at it and it died?

A wall broke and an old, Asian martial arts master reached in! But my GF threw 7 billion people at it and it died?

A wall broke and the Roomba reached in! But my GF threw sock puppets at it and it died?

A wall broke and flailing reached in! But my GF threw gas at it and it died?

A wall broke and a mountain of gold doubloons reached in! But my GF threw their frail human body at it and it died?
 
 
 
≡ Mar 29 at 06:28 UTC — Ed. Mar 29 at 06:33 UTC
aaronjer
*****'n Admin

Comrade General 5-Star
2005 Mar 21 • 5142
1,227 ₧
New House Rule! On any nat 1, Gary's stupid wizard is attacked by  {n}. Fuck you, Gary.

New House Rule! On any nat 1, Gary's stupid wizard is attacked by three babies in a backpack. Fuck you, Gary.

New House Rule! On any nat 1, Gary's stupid wizard is attacked by puppets representing all the important people in your life. Fuck you, Gary.

New House Rule! On any nat 1, Gary's stupid wizard is attacked by failure. Fuck you, Gary.

New House Rule! On any nat 1, Gary's stupid wizard is attacked by $18 worth of Taco Bell™. Fuck you, Gary.

New House Rule! On any nat 1, Gary's stupid wizard is attacked by some seriously fucked shit. Fuck you, Gary.

New House Rule! On any nat 1, Gary's stupid wizard is attacked by misshapen breasts. Fuck you, Gary.
 
 
 
≡ Mar 29 at 06:38 UTC — Ed. Mar 29 at 06:42 UTC
Nezumi
Asshole Admin

1-Up Medal
2005 Mar 27 • 828
175 ₧
Gooning for at least 10 minutes
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Are you there God? It’s me, gooning for at least 10 minutes.

Gooning for at least 10 minutes is really getting all up in my business!

Cosmetic surgeons hate this! Gooning for at least 10 minutes can increase your breast size in three weeks!

Get bigger tips from white customers by gooning for at least 10 minutes!

In a miraculous 18-hour operation, a toddler from Ivory Coast had gooning for at least 10 minutes removed so she can live a normal life.

If I have to be honest, I’ve often fantasized about gooning for at least 10 minutes.
 
 
 
≡ Mar 30 at 06:54 UTC
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 21 • 6691
Getting injured by both sides of a double-edged sword
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The rich aroma of getting injured by both sides of a double-edged sword, from the hills of Colombia.

I make healthy food for my cat by getting injured by both sides of a double-edged sword with quicksand. Oreo loves it!

Since I deserve it, I am going to reward myself with getting injured by both sides of a double-edged sword.

My dad’s in trouble with the IRS for not getting injured by both sides of a double-edged sword.

I looked up “an Ikea crack pipe” in Urban Dictionary, and apparently its an act involving getting injured by both sides of a double-edged sword.

If I was God, you would get injured by both sides of a double-edged sword.
 
 
 
≡ Apr 1 at 21:42 UTC
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 21 • 6691
A related attack
n

That kind of attitude is why we have a related attack now.

Scorpions can shed a related attack in order to escape a predator... but doing so also removes their anus.

At the carnival I went on the thing where you ride a related attack.

I’ve made a mistake and a related attack isn’t going to be the same. Sorry.

Josh said, on the way in to work today, he swerved around a related attack on the freeway.

After the war, the British government had Alan Turing chemically castrated because he was a related attack.
 
 
 
≡ Apr 9 at 16:47 UTC
Signa
2013 Dec 28 • 214
Audiences of the Minecraft movie have started screaming  {n} in the theatre for more views on TikTok. Jack Black was not amused.

Audiences of the Minecraft movie have started screaming my weed dealer in the theatre for more views on TikTok. Jack Black was not amused.

Audiences of the Minecraft movie have started screaming Crisco ® in the theatre for more views on TikTok. Jack Black was not amused.

Audiences of the Minecraft movie have started screaming beautiful girl hair in the theatre for more views on TikTok. Jack Black was not amused.

Audiences of the Minecraft movie have started screaming their dead parents in the theatre for more views on TikTok. Jack Black was not amused.

Audiences of the Minecraft movie have started screaming a bulky frame, sturdy legs, and rounded cloven hooves in the theatre for more views on TikTok. Jack Black was not amused.

Audiences of the Minecraft movie have started screaming whatever THAT is in the theatre for more views on TikTok. Jack Black was not amused.
 
 
 
≡ Apr 15 at 22:10 UTC
aaronjer
*****'n Admin

Comrade General 5-Star
2005 Mar 21 • 5142
1,227 ₧
The mood swings of adolescence
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Donald Trump’s first act as president was to outlaw the mood swings of adolescence.

For my project I’m making the mood swings of adolescence. But I need to see if they have a human-sized hamster ball at the craft store.

USGS seismologist Lucy Jones said the 5.1 quake has a 5% chance of being the mood swings of adolescence.

Scorpions can shed the mood swings of adolescence in order to escape a predator... but doing so also removes their anus.

The mood swings of adolescence is gonna do another 9/11!

Ever since the incident I’ve been haunted by the mood swings of adolescence.
 
 
 
≡ Yesterday at 14:53 UTC
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 21 • 6691
A mystery-solving bird
n

It was awful, in the middle of intimate time, a mystery-solving bird came out onto the bed.

My car looks like it’s a mystery-solving bird but I don’t mind. It gets me from point A to point B.

The hottest new cryptocurrency is “A-mystery-solving-bird-coin”

I want to be buried with a mystery-solving bird.

Could you buy me a mystery-solving bird? I’ll pay you back.

The Luba of Central Africa are the only known culture with a specific word for a mystery-solving bird.
 
 
 
≡ Yesterday at 23:31 UTC
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