SuperJer Against Humanity Suggestions: 3rd Strike
SuperJer Against Humanity Suggestions: 3rd Strike
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The moment your coffee betrays you and goes cold Delta Force is the most elite black ops unit of the United States Army, responsible primarily for the moment your coffee betrays you and goes cold. At spring training a foul ball bounced into the stands and hit the moment your coffee betrays you and goes cold. Whoopsie! I forgot the moment your coffee betrays you and goes cold in the car! In a world with no rules, one man must be the moment your coffee betrays you and goes cold. Coming this summer. Abraham Lincoln wrestled with depression, but that did not keep him from the moment your coffee betrays you and goes cold. During the half-time show, a “wardrobe malfunction” with Janet Jackson’s costume exposed the moment your coffee betrays you and goes cold to the audience.
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Dec 12 at 19:33 UTC
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i guess it's not the worst card ever submitted
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Dec 12 at 19:40 UTC
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The shockwave from the mishap at the fireworks factory shattered windows and caused marrying an AI chatbot in the streets. Dear parent or guardian, lately your daughter has almost been marrying an AI chatbot. Them city folk, they ain’t gonna be happy about marrying an AI chatbot! I looked up “a dust bunny” in Urban Dictionary. It’s an act involving marrying an AI chatbot. Steve Jobs thought he could cure his cancer with marrying an AI chatbot, a naturopathic remedy. I hate to say it, but in prison I learned a *lot* about marrying an AI chatbot. |
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Dec 12 at 20:00 UTC
— Ed. Dec 12 at 20:02 UTC
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aaronjer
*****'n Admin
2005 Mar 21 • 5183
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Experts said that based on preliminary data, the novelty of it appears to have occurred on the Puente Hills thrust fault. Welcome to the neighborhood! I live down the street. You’ll recognize my house with the novelty of it. So I agree to go up to the apartment, where I find the novelty of it all lubed up, ready to go. Well how-dee-doo! It’s important to pack the essentials when camping, such as water, first aid, the novelty of it, & toilet paper. Justin Trudeau’s campaign promise: fluids from my face in every room, and the novelty of it on every corner. This party was a real snooze, until... the novelty of it?? |
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Dec 14 at 14:18 UTC
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Nezumi
Asshole Admin
2005 Mar 27 • 853
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I saw this video, it was like 'Two Girls One Cup' but with {s} instead of a cup. I saw this video, it was like 'Two Girls One Cup' but with my haunted butthole instead of a cup. I saw this video, it was like 'Two Girls One Cup' but with a leak instead of a cup. I saw this video, it was like 'Two Girls One Cup' but with my sexual partners instead of a cup. I saw this video, it was like 'Two Girls One Cup' but with Gonzo (the Muppet) instead of a cup. I saw this video, it was like 'Two Girls One Cup' but with a clumsy lesbian instead of a cup. I saw this video, it was like 'Two Girls One Cup' but with a rabbit that just exploded instead of a cup. |
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Dec 15 at 06:04 UTC
— Ed. Dec 15 at 11:01 UTC
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My “friends” came over and put YouTube in the toilet. YouTube can fit through tiny holes due to a lack of bone structure. The city put in new road signs to indicate YouTube just up ahead. Unlike most people, I can feel YouTube. I don’t give money to the homeless. Instead I provide YouTube directly. The letters on a modern keyboard come from typewriters, which were arranged by YouTube. |
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Dec 26 at 20:32 UTC
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Nezumi
Asshole Admin
2005 Mar 27 • 853
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The sun gets its energy from fusing hydrogen into the local crack house. Tomorrow the city is throwing a ticker-tape to celebrate the local crack house. During the war, German scientists experimented to weaponize the local crack house. I’m sure I tossed the local crack house in this dumpster somewhere. Men, like the local crack house, go farthest when they are the best girl. Ich bin ein the local crack house. The crack house down the street Crews are working hard after Bertha, the tunnel-boring machine ran into the crack house down the street and stopped. When the celestial spheres align, the crack house down the street will descend from the heavens. Every morning I hop out of bed and get straight to the crack house down the street, even before I put on my clothes. My publisher demanded I remove the crack house down the street from my manuscript on account of “decency.” The kids put the crack house down the street in the microwave. Oh no! Someone rolled up the crack house down the street in a duvet and threw it on the side of the road. |
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Dec 27 at 06:17 UTC
— Ed. Dec 27 at 06:17 UTC
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Nezumi
Asshole Admin
2005 Mar 27 • 853
175 ₧
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Both of us, unfortunately, What’s in the fridge? Soda, OJ, both of us, unfortunately,... Sweet! Sunny-D! Come to find out both of us, unfortunately, was taking a break from eating ass in the shower while I was eating trash. At the winery tour we saw how they put grapes and both of us, unfortunately, in the tank. No one admits they like both of us, unfortunately,, but HR has to do something to build morale. Not doing anything and both of us, unfortunately,: a combination that just can’t be beat! Both of us, unfortunately, in the hand is worth two in the bush. |
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Dec 27 at 06:18 UTC
— Ed. Dec 27 at 06:20 UTC
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aaronjer
*****'n Admin
2005 Mar 21 • 5183
1,227 ₧
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An FBI raid on Michael Eisner’s seaside villa turned up my snail collection in every room. Texas’ largest export after refined oil is my snail collection. Emergency crews with a helicopter took 3 hours to rescue a bus full of my snail collection hanging over the freeway. Meet me by that sculpture downtown. You know, it’s my snail collection, in bronze, by the park? Can’t go out because of my snail collection on your face? Ask your dermatologist if Zal-food-on-the-floor-cor is right for you. Squad, circle up. This season is not going our way. It’s time to talk my snail collection. |
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Yesterday at 08:08 UTC
— Ed. Yesterday at 08:09 UTC
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Nezumi
Asshole Admin
2005 Mar 27 • 853
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The #1 ingredient in this new dog food is {nc}, and it makes its own gravy! The #1 ingredient in this new dog food is the royal baby, and it makes its own gravy! The #1 ingredient in this new dog food is the gays, and it makes its own gravy! The #1 ingredient in this new dog food is Iron Maiden’s 747, and it makes its own gravy! The #1 ingredient in this new dog food is uranium, and it makes its own gravy! The #1 ingredient in this new dog food is the big ol’ boys, and it makes its own gravy! The #1 ingredient in this new dog food is my charred remains, and it makes its own gravy! |
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Today at 02:55 UTC
— Ed. Today at 02:56 UTC
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