The shockwave from the mishap at the fireworks factory shattered windows and caused marrying an AI chatbot in the streets.

Dear parent or guardian, lately your daughter has almost been marrying an AI chatbot.

Them city folk, they ain’t gonna be happy about marrying an AI chatbot!

I looked up “a dust bunny” in Urban Dictionary. It’s an act involving marrying an AI chatbot.

Steve Jobs thought he could cure his cancer with marrying an AI chatbot, a naturopathic remedy.

I hate to say it, but in prison I learned a *lot* about marrying an AI chatbot.

Experts said that based on preliminary data, the novelty of it appears to have occurred on the Puente Hills thrust fault.

Welcome to the neighborhood! I live down the street. You’ll recognize my house with the novelty of it.

So I agree to go up to the apartment, where I find the novelty of it all lubed up, ready to go. Well how-dee-doo!

It’s important to pack the essentials when camping, such as water, first aid, the novelty of it, & toilet paper.

Justin Trudeau’s campaign promise: fluids from my face in every room, and the novelty of it on every corner.

This party was a real snooze, until... the novelty of it??

I saw this video, it was like 'Two Girls One Cup' but with my haunted butthole instead of a cup.

I saw this video, it was like 'Two Girls One Cup' but with a leak instead of a cup.

I saw this video, it was like 'Two Girls One Cup' but with my sexual partners instead of a cup.

I saw this video, it was like 'Two Girls One Cup' but with Gonzo (the Muppet) instead of a cup.

I saw this video, it was like 'Two Girls One Cup' but with a clumsy lesbian instead of a cup.

I saw this video, it was like 'Two Girls One Cup' but with a rabbit that just exploded instead of a cup.

The sun gets its energy from fusing hydrogen into the local crack house.

Tomorrow the city is throwing a ticker-tape to celebrate the local crack house.

During the war, German scientists experimented to weaponize the local crack house.

I’m sure I tossed the local crack house in this dumpster somewhere.

Men, like the local crack house, go farthest when they are the best girl.

Ich bin ein the local crack house.

Crews are working hard after Bertha, the tunnel-boring machine ran into the crack house down the street and stopped.

When the celestial spheres align, the crack house down the street will descend from the heavens.

Every morning I hop out of bed and get straight to the crack house down the street, even before I put on my clothes.

My publisher demanded I remove the crack house down the street from my manuscript on account of “decency.”

The kids put the crack house down the street in the microwave.

Oh no! Someone rolled up the crack house down the street in a duvet and threw it on the side of the road.

What’s in the fridge? Soda, OJ, both of us, unfortunately,... Sweet! Sunny-D!

Come to find out both of us, unfortunately, was taking a break from eating ass in the shower while I was eating trash.

At the winery tour we saw how they put grapes and both of us, unfortunately, in the tank.

No one admits they like both of us, unfortunately,, but HR has to do something to build morale.

Not doing anything and both of us, unfortunately,: a combination that just can’t be beat!

Both of us, unfortunately, in the hand is worth two in the bush.

An FBI raid on Michael Eisner’s seaside villa turned up my snail collection in every room.

Texas’ largest export after refined oil is my snail collection.

Emergency crews with a helicopter took 3 hours to rescue a bus full of my snail collection hanging over the freeway.

Meet me by that sculpture downtown. You know, it’s my snail collection, in bronze, by the park?

Can’t go out because of my snail collection on your face? Ask your dermatologist if Zal-food-on-the-floor-cor is right for you.

Squad, circle up. This season is not going our way. It’s time to talk my snail collection.

The #1 ingredient in this new dog food is the royal baby, and it makes its own gravy!

The #1 ingredient in this new dog food is the gays, and it makes its own gravy!

The #1 ingredient in this new dog food is Iron Maiden’s 747, and it makes its own gravy!

The #1 ingredient in this new dog food is uranium, and it makes its own gravy!

The #1 ingredient in this new dog food is the big ol’ boys, and it makes its own gravy!

The #1 ingredient in this new dog food is my charred remains, and it makes its own gravy!

Never shake a baby. It could lead to doing its housework, dishes, and laundry.

This workplace has gone (0) days without doing our housework, dishes, and laundry.

I would accept the internship at the Whitehouse, but I’m afraid the president will do his housework, dishes, and laundry.

I love the smell of doing their housework, dishes, and laundry in the morning!

I take pride in doing my housework, dishes, and laundry.

Shepherds in Scotland have used doing their housework, dishes, and laundry for years to keep the flock in line.

Is your teen engaging in “A Thin Sticky Layer of Gore Challenge”? Sucking a thin sticky layer of gore into their nose and out their mouth?

These penguins lay eggs which must stay under a thin sticky layer of gore to keep warm.

When I get older, I don’t want to be a thin sticky layer of gore.

The hardware store didn’t have a thin sticky layer of gore left, so I got duct tape and plastic.

This party was a real snooze, until... a thin sticky layer of gore??

Sometimes, when hiking through the woods, you might cross paths with a big cat. So bring a thin sticky layer of gore.

Trapped again, MacGyver began his escape with only the day I stopped loving and chewing gum.

I’m taking this opportunity to reassess my views on the day I stopped loving, and grow as a person.

The only kind of safe sex is the day I stopped loving.

In New York, a new law went into effect making it legal to buy the day I stopped loving from dispensaries.

This party was a real snooze, until... the day I stopped loving??

These are my children: Jeffrey and The Day I Stopped Loving Jr.

Some punk came up to me and was all "feigned sympathy!" so I screamed in his face "IS THAT A THREAT!?"

Some punk came up to me and was all "leaving your friends to die!" so I screamed in his face "IS THAT A THREAT!?"

Some punk came up to me and was all "a human-sized harness!" so I screamed in his face "IS THAT A THREAT!?"

Some punk came up to me and was all "spines!" so I screamed in his face "IS THAT A THREAT!?"

Some punk came up to me and was all "tough shit!" so I screamed in his face "IS THAT A THREAT!?"

Some punk came up to me and was all "restarting the dog’s heart!" so I screamed in his face "IS THAT A THREAT!?"

As one, the entire U.N. assembly rose to their feet, and slowly, solemnly, began hiding in the gazebo.

How did I survive hiding in the gazebo? I ate my way out.

People in Taiwan are getting butt gas implanted in their bodies for hiding in the gazebo.

Trolls taught Microsoft’s teen girl AI to spew racism, sexism and hiding in the gazebo.

The 13 colonies were founded on the principles of liberty, brotherhood, and hiding in the gazebo.

I got one hand in my pocket, and the other one is hiding in the gazebo.

If mom hears us talking about one very lost little crab we’ll be SO grounded!

The Luba of Central Africa are the only known culture with a specific word for one very lost little crab.

My grandpa has a clipping from an old paper on his wall: “Wanted: one very lost little crab.”

The doctor held up my x-ray and I could just make out one very lost little crab.

I had symptoms of following my boner around the room, so I went to my naturopathic doctor. He said it’s one very lost little crab.

In Thailand you can get one very lost little crab at McDonald’s!

Environmental tip: Save paper towels by wiping your hands on a stirring punch to the grundle.

For girl scouts, my daughter went door-to-door giving everyone in my neighborhood a stirring punch to the grundle.

Vote for me and I’ll get rid of the government, and give everyone a stirring punch to the grundle for free.

Music without the sounds of a stirring punch to the grundle is hardly music at all.

Happiness: A time machine, a stirring punch to the grundle, and the president’s daughter.

Celebrities keep getting cancelled over a stirring punch to the grundle. And you know what? They deserve it.

I bought just a pinch of AIDS yesterday and now I can’t stop mopping it up with my underpants!

Can you call poison control? My daughter just swallowed just a pinch of AIDS.

I love the smell of just a pinch of AIDS in the morning!

A Freudian slip is when you mean to say your mother, but you accidentally say, “just a pinch of AIDS.”

Yeah right Charles! I know you’re cheating on me! How do you explain just a pinch of AIDS?

The Pentagon’s most secure room is for just a pinch of AIDS.