Daddy, what’s grinding a monkey's organ? The kids at school say it about you and laugh.

Life without love is like grinding a monkey's organ without fruit.

These snails have evolved to live underground without light or grinding a monkey's organ.

The N64 was Nintendo’s first console with grinding a monkey's organ.

Experts said that based on preliminary data, grinding a monkey's organ appears to have occurred on the Puente Hills thrust fault.

Hefeweizen’s new slogan: It’s Grinding a Monkey's Organ Time!

Ok, I’ll admit peeing out a crab might have been a bad idea. But to be fair, I didn’t expect it to result in my ex's new husband.

The new intern is starting this week. Can you set up her workstation for my ex's new husband?

Don’t tell anyone, but I keep my ex's new husband in my sex gymnasium.

The area around Fukushima has become a ghost town, except for my ex's new husband.

Everyone who knows me, knows I love my ex's new husband.

Always walk into an interview with confidence and my ex's new husband, and you’ll get the job.

I hate waking up with 100% inbred, 100% male dwarves on my face.

If we get up early, we can get 100% inbred, 100% male dwarves tomorrow!

4 out of 5 doctors recommend 100% inbred, 100% male dwarves.

Here at Walt Disney World Resort, we are committed to using 100% inbred, 100% male dwarves wisely.

Amtrak officials confirm 100% inbred, 100% male dwarves would have prevented train derailment.

My PC stopped working so I opened it up and found 100% inbred, 100% male dwarves inside.

At the skating rink there was an adorable laugh snort and everyone fell down at once.

During the war, German scientists experimented to weaponize an adorable laugh snort.

But of the tree of an adorable laugh snort you shall not eat, for in the day you eat of it you shall surely die.

Pundits agree it will take an adorable laugh snort for the senator to win the election.

What’s wrong with your brother? He walks like he’s an adorable laugh snort.

On my Animal Crossing island, I unlocked an adorable laugh snort and now my villagers are a horse’s mouth.

The church has recognized an inept assassin as a relic of St. Apollinaris, which is said to cure disease.

The church has recognized David Bowie’s mysterious bulge as a relic of St. Apollinaris, which is said to cure disease.

The church has recognized a squeaky-clean bottom as a relic of St. Apollinaris, which is said to cure disease.

The church has recognized mighty Zeus as a relic of St. Apollinaris, which is said to cure disease.

The church has recognized Krampus, the child punisher as a relic of St. Apollinaris, which is said to cure disease.

The church has recognized a suitcase full of guns and money as a relic of St. Apollinaris, which is said to cure disease.

I was doing an autopsy, and was shocked to find that the corpse was stretching my husband’s anus, but I wasn't sure what I should put in my report.

I was doing an autopsy, and was shocked to find that the corpse was stripping, but I wasn't sure what I should put in my report.

I was doing an autopsy, and was shocked to find that the corpse was getting off, but I wasn't sure what I should put in my report.

I was doing an autopsy, and was shocked to find that the corpse was looking really homeless, but I wasn't sure what I should put in my report.

I was doing an autopsy, and was shocked to find that the corpse was getting in trouble at Home Depot, but I wasn't sure what I should put in my report.

I was doing an autopsy, and was shocked to find that the corpse was handcuffing a four-year-old, but I wasn't sure what I should put in my report.

They had to remove this box full of crap from Texas Chainsaw Massacre to appease China.

I checked my son’s browser history. Found links about this box full of crap. Should I talk to him?

If you have a dream about school, it means you’re worried about this box full of crap.

The patient screamed until, right on the operating table, his stomach burst open and this box full of crap came out!

Jan Sobieski rode into battle atop this box full of crap.

A mother is accused of feeding her child this box full of crap as a cure for autism.

The kids put famed Brazilian trumpet player Tio Bassum in the microwave.

If I ever catch you explaining things to children with famed Brazilian trumpet player Tio Bassum I’m sending you straight to hell.

I’m fine with famed Brazilian trumpet player Tio Bassum. But why do they have to be so in-your-face about it?

Giving birth to famed Brazilian trumpet player Tio Bassum was the most beautiful moment of my life.

Everything I need to live on a desert island: A shard of shrapnel and famed Brazilian trumpet player Tio Bassum.

I hate waking up with famed Brazilian trumpet player Tio Bassum on my face.

What were you doing in here? I keep finding all my homeboys between the couch cushions.

The secret to a happy marriage: all my homeboys.

No thanks. My doctor said all my homeboys is bad for the heart.

I can tell my mom’s car because of the bumper sticker: Proud Mom of All My Homeboys.

All the best love stories include all my homeboys.

... And so my mom asked me, “If all your friends were all my homeboys, would you be all my homeboys as well?”

I would accept the internship at the Whitehouse, but I’m afraid the president will be all your homeboys.

All your homeboys! All your homeboys! My kingdom for all your homeboys!

Run, Run, as fast as you can! You can’t catch me, I’m all your homeboys.

Ok, I’ll admit all your homeboys might have been a bad idea. But to be fair, I didn’t expect it to result in every credit card.

And 007 was trapped in a room with all your homeboys!

Trolls tricked Microsoft’s teen girl AI, Tay, into making offensive remarks about all your homeboys.

My girlfriend was getting shoes out of the closet. Lucky she didn’t look up, or she’d have seen the homies.

The Pentagon’s most secure room is for the homies.

My dream entryway has the homies statue in it.

Work on the Taft bridge ground to a halt, due to the union’s demands for the homies.

A weird glitch in the Oculus Rift demo caused me to experience the homies like I was really there.

My publisher demanded I remove the homies from my manuscript on account of “decency.”

Help! I’m shrew milk and I need YOU to do something about it!

Oh no! Obama put shrew milk in the water!

Researchers have trained chimps to communicate by rewarding them with shrew milk.

Chimps in the wild have been observed using shrew milk to forage for food.

The dog is barking at shrew milk again.

In a miraculous 18-hour operation, a toddler from Ivory Coast had shrew milk removed so she can live a normal life.

I accidentally dropped my mummified genital collection in the urinal at the Jeep dealership.

Crap! I’ve gone and clogged the vacuum hose with my mummified genital collection.

Ok, I’ll admit the latte Christian Bale ordered half an hour ago might have been a bad idea. But to be fair, I didn’t expect it to result in my mummified genital collection.

My husband’s man-cave needed a woman’s touch, so I decorated it with my mummified genital collection.

I found out why I’m always sick... they found my mummified genital collection in the walls at my office.

It’s important to pack the essentials when camping, such as water, first aid, my mummified genital collection, & toilet paper.

I think that ecstasy was cut with mummified genitalia. Now I’m freaking out.

It’s all fun and games until someone loses mummified genitalia!

I just dug up mummified genitalia in my backyard! I’m not sure whether to call the police or a museum!

The Pentagon’s most secure room is for mummified genitalia.

Sorry to bother, but I heard you were talking about mummified genitalia over here. I love mummified genitalia!

I had the most horrific bowel movement. It was like mummified genitalia.

10 years ago, you'd never guess that Bill Gares' name would be most associated with words.

10 years ago, you'd never guess that Bill Gares' name would be most associated with your sisters.

10 years ago, you'd never guess that Bill Gares' name would be most associated with butt magic.

10 years ago, you'd never guess that Bill Gares' name would be most associated with flipping over and spraying into the air.

10 years ago, you'd never guess that Bill Gares' name would be most associated with just me, by myself.

10 years ago, you'd never guess that Bill Gares' name would be most associated with instant death.

The authorities followed the trail of greedily guzzling box wine, leading them straight to the suspect.

The Luba of Central Africa are the only known culture with a specific word for greedily guzzling box wine.

I thought I was being attacked, so I defended myself with greedily guzzling box wine.

In a world with no rules, one man must be greedily guzzling box wine. Coming this summer.

Beyonce appeared and a stage effect went off early, ejecting greedily guzzling box wine into the air.

This year’s hottest new fashion is greedily guzzling box wine on your head.