I ordered gay men powers privately over the Internet so I can get better at my art.
When I went into the bathroom I swear I saw gay men powers in the mirror! I’m so scared!
These condom directions are confusing: who is supposed to wear it and where does gay men powers come in?
In prison we used to cook gay men powers in the toilet.
My wife is WAY better at gay men powers than me! How have I kept her happy for all these years
I wanted to freak out my girlfriend so I got gay men powers out of the fridge and squeezed it onto my pie slice. Ha ha!

At my workplace, robots have replaced the humans for getting in trouble in Target at the assembly line.
For science class we went on a field trip to see how getting in trouble in Target happens.
But of the tree of getting in trouble in Target you shall not eat, for in the day you eat of it you shall surely die.
Lucy Liu has studied ancient rituals of getting in trouble in Target.
Designed as a feature meant to enhance pleasure, the sex toy will robotically call out “getting in trouble in Target,” over and over again while in use.
I thought I was being attacked, so I defended myself with getting in trouble in Target.

My brother and I have finally decided to start a business doing a well intentioned soft boy, since we’re so good at it.
We finally hired a guy at work to take care of a well intentioned soft boy.
My life coach told me that to maximise my positive energy flow, I should get a well intentioned soft boy.
CAUTION: Keep a well intentioned soft boy out of hopper and chute opening.
Great job on the proposal! You’re in line for a raise, and the boss might even give you a well intentioned soft boy.
The children in this wing of the hospital are here because of a well intentioned soft boy.

In Arizona, because of the heat, they hand out sex with your girlfriend for free on every corner.
My new phone looks like it’s sex with your girlfriend but I don’t mind. It makes calls.
I think that ecstasy was cut with sex with your girlfriend. Now I'm freaking out.
The sun gets its energy from fusing hydrogen into sex with your girlfriend.
For my last meal I want sex with your girlfriend.
At the new Asian-inspired spot downtown, the chef will prepare sex with your girlfriend right at your table.

I looked up “the folds of my vagina” in Urban Dictionary, and apparently its an act involving a certain je ne sais quoi.
Aww! My mom packed a terrible lunch: The folds of my vagina and apple slices.
In Siberia they built a tunnel to help endangered animals travel safely under the folds of my vagina.
I’ve got a master’s degree in the Folds of My Vagina!
Oh great, I turned on the oven again with the folds of my vagina still inside.
These condom directions are confusing: who is supposed to wear it and where does the folds of my vagina come in?

... And so my mom asked me, “If all your friends were a whole roast turkey, would you be a whole roast turkey as well?”
These wounds were given to me by a whole roast turkey.
The only thing we could all agree on for a pizza topping: a whole roast turkey.
The dog is barking at a whole roast turkey again.
Lonely guys in Japan can buy a whole roast turkey that sounds like a girl and will even go to bed with them.
The new top grade of gasoline has a whole roast turkey as an additive, which is actually really good for your car.

Cosmetic surgeons hate this! A coked up Welsh James Bond can increase your breast size in three weeks!
Thanks for a coked up Welsh James Bond last night. *wink* *wink*
A coked up Welsh James Bond! A coked up Welsh James Bond! My kingdom for a coked up Welsh James Bond!
People are freaking out because the new Happy Meal PEZ® dispenser is a coked up Welsh James Bond.
The city condemned our house after finding a coked up Welsh James Bond in the crawlspace.
Military scientists in Syria found traces of a coked up Welsh James Bond in the soil.

Let Martha host your next party, providing a paper bag full of lube like you’ve never experienced before.
Populations of endangered rhinoceros are threatened by a paper bag full of lube.
I clean a paper bag full of lube by putting it in the dishwasher. It usually doesn’t end up being cooked and eaten.
My wife is WAY better at a paper bag full of lube than me! How have I kept her happy for all these years
The name for Idaho was derived from a Shoshone language term meaning “a paper bag full of lube.”
But I promised I would get my kids a paper bag full of lube for Christmas!

The name for Idaho was derived from a Shoshone language term meaning “bone-eating worms.”
The FBI is at the door. I think they're here because of... you know... bone-eating worms.
When the stadium was demolished it revealed bone-eating worms, bringing onlookers from far and wide.
The police failed to catch the fleeing suspect because of bone-eating worms.
This is a great piece, it doesn’t have a lot of action, but it has a lot of bone-eating worms.
At the auto parts store, the salesman tried to upsell me on bone-eating worms.

In public restrooms I always put unexpected cum on the toilet before sitting down.
The city condemned our house after finding unexpected cum in the crawlspace.
This party was a real snooze, until unexpected cum got things jumpin’.
The name for Idaho was derived from a Shoshone language term meaning “unexpected cum.”
James Bond will return in “The Man With unexpected cum”!
Last thing I hear before the anesthesia kicks in is my neurosurgeon saying he’s unexpected cum.

That kind of attitude is why we have unexpectedly cumming now.
No wonder Dad lost his money, he invested in unexpectedly cumming!
Welcome to the neighborhood! I live down the street. You’ll recognize my house with unexpectedly cumming.
It wasn’t in the movie, but they had a lot of unexpectedly cumming on the Titanic.
I went to my step mom’s church and the priest blessed me with unexpectedly cumming.
In the iconic opening to Back to the Future, Marty McFly was unexpectedly cumming after hooking up his electric guitar and strumming.

I came with your comfort zone to school to show my friends, but stupid Billy Carter brought a 64 oz. Double Gulp from 7-11 so nobody even noticed!
A 64 oz. Double Gulp from 7-11 from the Ohio county fair to be destroyed due to infection.
If you do a 64 oz. Double Gulp from 7-11 right, all that matters is you have a good time.
The fire raged out of control because the firemen’s hoses got caught around a 64 oz. Double Gulp from 7-11.
The hardware store didn’t have a 64 oz. Double Gulp from 7-11 left, so I got duct tape and plastic.
The weirdest thing about a 64 oz. Double Gulp from 7-11 is that sometimes even girls have a 64 oz. Double Gulp from 7-11.

Go, go, Gadget Duck Cheese!
You can’t keep running around like duck cheese, you’re going to put an eye out!
There is no “I” in “team” but there is an “I” in “duck cheese”.
The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served my family nothing but duck cheese.
This is my second kid. My first one came out as duck cheese.
These penguins lay eggs which must stay under duck cheese to keep warm.

If mom hears us talking about Half-babies in the wrong hole we’ll be SO grounded!
The survey team detected Half-babies in the wrong hole at the work site so I threw my tools in my truck and drove straight there.
Someone get Michael! His girlfriend is drunk, up on the table, and she’s Half-babies in the wrong hole.
I feel great! I got Half-babies in the wrong hole in my bloodstream.
A BBC team has witnessed the effects of Half-babies in the wrong hole on civilians in rebel-held areas of Syria.
I misclicked while my boss was looking over my shoulder and my video of Half-babies in the wrong hole came on the screen.

My daughter came home crying because the kids at school said she was the same casual blasphemy orangutans show to God.
My mom says you have to call it the same casual blasphemy orangutans show to God or you get in trouble!
I need help with my computer! I downloaded the same casual blasphemy orangutans show to God and now I’m having trouble opening my programs!
You’re not a mom! You’re just the same casual blasphemy orangutans show to God!
The problem with America is the same casual blasphemy orangutans show to God.
People are freaking out because the new Happy Meal PEZ® dispenser is the same casual blasphemy orangutans show to God.