The name for Idaho was derived from a Shoshone language term meaning “significantly more fluid than expected.”
Indiana Jones grabbed the idol and significantly more fluid than expected came rolling after him, but he escaped by wearing a noose to be edgy!
Mortally wounded by three shots to his abdomen, the Secret Service agent returned fire, killing the assassin with significantly more fluid than expected.
Jeez! Who slipped significantly more fluid than expected in your Cheerios™ this morning?
That kind of attitude is why we have significantly more fluid than expected now.
At the lake, everyone began scrambling toward the shore as significantly more fluid than expected surfaced from below.

I would accept the internship at the Whitehouse, but I’m afraid the president will tickle a halloween-themed marshmallow.
Help! I can’t find my daughter! She looks like a halloween-themed marshmallow and is carrying hot grills.
I slowly crept up to the bed, whispering, “Get ready for a halloween-themed marshmallow”
A halloween-themed marshmallow is always a contest when I’m involved.
Up next, you won’t believe what our secret cameras caught: a halloween-themed marshmallow knowing hell!
I wasn’t always black... there was a halloween-themed marshmallow, and it got bigger and bigger.

The number one issue for voters is the economy, followed by a monkey's vest and healthcare.
I think there’s a monkey's vest convention going on downtown.
Every morning I hop out of bed and get straight to a monkey's vest, even before I put on my clothes.
The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served my family nothing but a monkey's vest.
This is a great piece, it doesn’t have a lot of action, but it has a lot of a monkey's vest.
Pundits agree it will take a monkey's vest for the senator to win the election.

There's a 2-for-1 sale on mammaries but WHO NEEDS THAT MANY?!
There's a 2-for-1 sale on pity but WHO NEEDS THAT MANY?!
There's a 2-for-1 sale on ice cold seawater but WHO NEEDS THAT MANY?!
There's a 2-for-1 sale on dat ass but WHO NEEDS THAT MANY?!
There's a 2-for-1 sale on a traffic cone full of bibimbap but WHO NEEDS THAT MANY?!
There's a 2-for-1 sale on unladylike musculature but WHO NEEDS THAT MANY?!

My life coach told me that to maximise my positive energy flow, I should get a public whipping.
A public whipping really messes up my butt complexion!
Honey, you can’t keep putting a public whipping down the garbage disposal!
Welcome to Denny’s®! Would you like to try our new special, a public whipping?
Apparently, “a Public Whipping” is a dance move in the Hip-Hop and B-Boy community.
I can’t swing a cat around here without hitting a public whipping!

Sometimes, when I’m feeling naughty, I start fornicating all day, every day before a public whipping.
Welcome to the neighborhood! I live down the street. You’ll recognize my house with a public whipping.
President Putin’s approval rating shot to nearly 100% when the Russian government began a public whipping.
This workplace has gone (0) days without a public whipping.
Doctor! My child has a public whipping coursing through his veins!
I went to my step mom’s church and the priest blessed me with a public whipping.

I’ll never know why my grandparents find peppermint-flavored playdough so relaxing.
The HOA says I can’t have peppermint-flavored playdough on my own damn property.
Sir! We are out of MREs, but we found peppermint-flavored playdough in these crates. Shall we ration it to the men?
The shockwave from the mishap at the fireworks factory shattered windows and caused peppermint-flavored playdough in the streets.
Monopoly: Peppermint-flavored Playdough Edition is taking the board-gaming world by storm.
I bought peppermint-flavored playdough yesterday and now I can’t stop hooking yourself up to a machine you know nothing about!

This is the story of one man's misguided attempt to understand booms and flashes.
This is the story of one man's misguided attempt to understand an eyebrow.
This is the story of one man's misguided attempt to understand work.
This is the story of one man's misguided attempt to understand being in the way.
This is the story of one man's misguided attempt to understand an improvised explosive device.
This is the story of one man's misguided attempt to understand both ends.

I clean several approximations of a penis by putting it in the dishwasher. It usually doesn’t end up shivering and moaning.
In North Korea, instead of streetlights, they have traffic ladies that stand in several approximations of a penis in the middle of each intersection.
The children in this wing of the hospital are here because of several approximations of a penis.
Tomorrow the city is throwing a ticker-tape to celebrate several approximations of a penis.
People around the world recognize several approximations of a penis as the unofficial symbol of the USA.
IBM’s new “green” office building gets 20% of its power from solar, and the eco-glass windows trap in several approximations of a penis.

A Freudian slip is when you mean to say your mother, but you accidentally say, “snaking around.”
Happiness: My butt surgery, a gay vagina, and snaking around.
What the accounting department lacks in attractiveness, we make up for in snaking around.
My spirit animal: snaking around.
I misclicked while my boss was looking over my shoulder and my video of snaking around came on the screen.
There’s always time for snaking around before breakfast.

This one simple trick is all you need to spice up the bedroom: the Gameboy port of Shaq-Fu.
Welcome to factory. This machine over here makes the Gameboy port of Shaq-Fu.
I wanted to freak out my girlfriend so I got the Gameboy port of Shaq-Fu out of the fridge and squeezed it onto my pie slice. Ha ha!
Shepherds in Scotland have used the Gameboy port of Shaq-Fu for years to keep the flock in line.
These condom directions are confusing: who is supposed to wear it and where does the Gameboy port of Shaq-Fu come in?
After the war, the British government had Alan Turing chemically castrated because he was the Gameboy port of Shaq-Fu.

My publisher demanded I remove a chicken that don't act right from my manuscript because it’s “not decent.”
The true reason for the Tacoma Narrows Bridge collapse? A chicken that don't act right.
Lonely guys in Japan can buy a chicken that don't act right that sounds like a girl and will even go to bed with them.
The thief was caught stealing from the sultan, and so was thrown into the pit of a chicken that don't act right.
I just dug up a chicken that don't act right in my backyard! I’m not sure whether to call the police or a museum!
When the celestial spheres align, a chicken that don't act right will descend from the heavens.

4 out of 5 doctors recommend a refined southern gentleman.
Oh no! Mom sold a refined southern gentleman at the charity shop!
Apparently I owe $350 to the pool guy for putting a refined southern gentleman in my pool.
Nancy Drew and the Mystery of a Refined Southern Gentleman.
In the bathroom at the mall I dropped a refined southern gentleman in the toilet.
The hottest new cryptocurrency is “A-refined-southern-gentleman-coin”

My life coach told me that to maximise my positive energy flow, I should get some chick I met on the subway.
Everything I need to live on a desert island: Some chick I met on the subway.
Now streaming on PornHub: Debby Does Some Chick I Met on the Subway.
Sir, you have a phone call. Something about some chick I met on the subway?
The dog is barking at some chick I met on the subway again.
After Lincoln was shot, some chick I met on the subway briefly became the next president.

You’ve got to come see the baby, it’s as cute as a totally legitimate pants factory.
The new hit reality show: Can You Swallow a Totally Legitimate Pants Factory?
I was surprised to find bones in a totally legitimate pants factory. Is that normal?
I heard you were talking about a totally legitimate pants factory so I had to come over!
I like a totally legitimate pants factory like I like my coffee: ground up and in the freezer!
You should come over. I’ve got lots of a totally legitimate pants factory at my place.