It’s taking forever to scrape the remains of taxidermy a furry off the grill.

After last week’s stunning victory, the wrestler earned his nickname “Taxidermy a Furry”

The doctor held up my x-ray and I could just make out taxidermy a furry.

A weird glitch in the Oculus Rift demo caused me to experience taxidermy a furry like I was really there.

Someone get Michael! His girlfriend is drunk, up on the table, and she’s taxidermy a furry.

President Reagan presented every foreign dignitary with taxidermy a furry.

Thanks for attending a "furry" convention last night. *wink* *wink*

I never shower without attending a "furry" convention.

During her performance, Miley Cyrus let fans touch attending a "furry" convention and her groin.

The area around Fukushima has become a ghost town, except for attending a "furry" convention.

During my time in the Navy I was taunted and called Mr. Attending a "furry" Convention.

My brother and I started a business attending a "furry" convention, since we’re so good at it.

I want to say one word to you, just one word: dating a ward of the state.

Zombies can only be killed by dating a ward of the state.

During my time in the Navy I was taunted and called Mr. Dating a Ward of the State.

Is your teen engaging in “Dating a Ward of the State Challenge”? Sucking dating a ward of the state into their nose and out their mouth?

At the movie theater they have a new thing where you can get dating a ward of the state on your popcorn.

Nobody likes dating a ward of the state.

Killing upwards of six figures of people is known to the state of California to cause cancer.

On this map of Boston, each dot represents killing upwards of six figures of people.

I strongly believe that every scene of a movie should end with killing upwards of six figures of people.

Man, I drank so much last night that I’m basically killing upwards of six figures of people.

My publisher demanded I remove killing upwards of six figures of people from my manuscript on account of “decency.”

If you see your dog scooting his butt on the carpet, it probably means he’s killing upwards of six figures of people.

Extending-Castle-Doctrine-to-Someone-Elses-House-a-Roni: the San Francisco treat!

Never shake a baby. It could lead to extending Castle Doctrine to someone else's house.

The secretive Task Force 88 of was responsible for extending Castle Doctrine to someone else's house during the Iraq War.

I hate to say it, but in prison I learned a *lot* about extending Castle Doctrine to someone else's house.

My tiny act of rebellion today was extending Castle Doctrine to someone else's house with no shoes!

Men, like the Lord, go farthest when they are extending Castle Doctrine to someone else's house.

Today I learned my father has been mooning the explosion for forty years.

Dad’s just mad because he didn’t get mooning the explosion.

Shared mooning the explosion with Dad last night. He was cool about it, too!

I’m in the prime of my life. I’m young, hot, and full of mooning the explosion.

If I have to be honest, I’ve often fantasized about mooning the explosion.

Last night was the tragic result of mooning the explosion.

The Capital One Venture card earns points when you buy all the leopards, and you get the Finno-Korean Hyper War as a sign up bonus.

At the acupuncture clinic they stuck needles in a purring kitten. That’s supposed to help me with the Finno-Korean Hyper War?!

The transferred sperm cells are kept in the Finno-Korean Hyper War, where they can remain viable for longer periods.

The Finno-Korean Hyper War? I got all dressed up for the Finno-Korean Hyper War?

The gas pump is saying “Push button to select the Finno-Korean Hyper War.”

It’s always nice to relive the Finno-Korean Hyper War in my mind.

There are many pivotal events in human history, but all pale in comparison to a joke from the Internet.

There are many pivotal events in human history, but all pale in comparison to an icky bug.

There are many pivotal events in human history, but all pale in comparison to fluids from my face.

There are many pivotal events in human history, but all pale in comparison to barfing in the closet later.

There are many pivotal events in human history, but all pale in comparison to touching your vaggie while sleeping.

There are many pivotal events in human history, but all pale in comparison to ice cold seawater.

I got residue from exploiting the most mysterious powers in my nail beds!

Woah, weird, is anyone else getting turned on by exploiting the most mysterious powers?

Exploiting the most mysterious powers is a uniquely British problem.

My girlfriend was getting shoes out of the closet. Lucky she didn’t look up, or she’d have seen exploiting the most mysterious powers.

Exploiting the most mysterious powers is known to the state of California to cause cancer.

“D” is for exploiting the most mysterious powers.

Utilizing the cruelest weapons: a new fad among teenggers.

They don’t allow utilizing the cruelest weapons at the topless bars around here anymore.

We can be utilizing the cruelest weapons. And no one has to know.

At the book signing, George R.R. Martin signed my copy of ‟A Song of Utilizing the Cruelest Weapons”! I shook his hand and it felt like utilizing the cruelest weapons.

I actually clicked page 2 on Google cuz I was so desperate searching for utilizing the cruelest weapons.

Cambodia’s economy is entirely dependent on utilizing the cruelest weapons.