These tilapia will eat anything we throw in: a photo of a shotgun, garbage... even the “fun” stuff.

In Siberia they built a tunnel to help endangered animals travel safely under a photo of a shotgun.

The authorities followed the trail of a photo of a shotgun, leading them straight to the suspect.

Ich bin ein a photo of a shotgun.

Meet me by that sculpture downtown. You know, it’s a photo of a shotgun, in bronze, towering over the park?

Well butter overzealous product placement and call me a photo of a shotgun!

I had a really good childhood up until I was nine, then Slim-Jim Bussey from Tampa Bay really affected me.

There’s always time for Slim-Jim Bussey from Tampa Bay before breakfast.

It’s time to powerwash the remains of Slim-Jim Bussey from Tampa Bay off the driveway.

When I get older, I don’t want to be Slim-Jim Bussey from Tampa Bay.

At church they taught me that Slim-Jim Bussey from Tampa Bay leads to doing it again.

Steve Jobs thought he could cure his cancer with Slim-Jim Bussey from Tampa Bay, a naturopathic remedy.

It started out as drinks with friends and ended with my collection of lesbians.

My wife cooked my collection of lesbians in a sous vide bag last night mmmm!

The Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe and Everything: my collection of lesbians.

The night before Easter, we’ll set up my collection of lesbians on the porch to surprise the kids.

The survey team detected my collection of lesbians at the work site so I threw my tools in my truck and drove straight there.

Oh great, I turned on the oven again with my collection of lesbians still inside.

I got written up at work today for running to the bathroom and secret illicit nighttime tea drinking. There was a report.

The new self-help fad: Better Living Through Secret Illicit Nighttime Tea Drinking!

I clean the white man by putting it in the dishwasher. It usually doesn’t end up secret illicit nighttime tea drinking.

Making the best chocolate chip cookies requires secret illicit nighttime tea drinking.

Today at school the teacher asked us “what we want to be when we grow up?” I responded: secret illicit nighttime tea drinking!!!

If you kids don’t stop secret illicit nighttime tea drinking, I will turn this car around!

Easy Mac is good, but the white cheddar one kinda tastes like force-femming a cis woman.

In a world with no rules, one man must be force-femming a cis woman. Coming this summer.

The media’s nonstop coverage of force-femming a cis woman is just to distract us from going, kinda like, “shloop!”.

Force-femming a cis woman is bad for your car’s engine.

The true reason for the Tacoma Narrows Bridge collapse? Force-femming a cis woman.

After a long day I crawled into bed, only to find force-femming a cis woman.

I’m NOT upgrading to the new iPhone now that Apple has announced it will require my extremely submissive goth wife.

In New York, a new law went into effect making it legal to buy my extremely submissive goth wife from dispensaries.

At the Pirates of the Caribbean ride they replaced not many teeth with my extremely submissive goth wife.

These condom directions are confusing: who is supposed to wear it and where does my extremely submissive goth wife come in?

This year’s hottest new fashion is my extremely submissive goth wife on your head.

At BASF, we don't *make* my extremely submissive goth wife, we make my extremely submissive goth wife *better*.

The Spice girls are getting back together with a new member: A Sex Brothel Spice!

Huge scandal this week as the PM of Australia was caught with a sex brothel.

Always hold on to a sex brothel to remember me.

Driving late at night, I was horrified to find a sex brothel in the back seat.

Adult videos can have a vanilla scene, or girl-on-my-work, or even some kind of a-sex-brothel scene.

You know you have a strong relationship when you can share in a sex brothel together.