I love the smell of muscular women leaving my apartment in the morning!

I’m late to my meeting for muscular women leaving my apartment.

The only thing we could all agree on for a pizza topping: muscular women leaving my apartment.

I’m taking this opportunity to reassess my views on muscular women leaving my apartment, and grow as a person.

I can tell my mom’s car because of the bumper sticker: Proud Mom of Muscular Women Leaving My Apartment.

More armies need to incorporate muscular women leaving my apartment into their uniforms.

So if it’s not tracking my identity, what happens when the computer observes that my favorite hobby is maintaining total stealth?

So if it’s not tracking my identity, what happens when the computer observes that my favorite hobby is shooting a mentally ill man?

So if it’s not tracking my identity, what happens when the computer observes that my favorite hobby is a kidney in an ice box?

So if it’s not tracking my identity, what happens when the computer observes that my favorite hobby is wriggling and thrashing?

So if it’s not tracking my identity, what happens when the computer observes that my favorite hobby is anorexia?

So if it’s not tracking my identity, what happens when the computer observes that my favorite hobby is blow?

Gather round, family, it’s time to hang the portrayal of masculinity in cinema on the Christmas tree.

As an homage to humanity, NASA has broadcasted the portrayal of masculinity in cinema to the vastness of space.

New Mountain Dew™ flavor: The Portrayal of Masculinity in Cinema Blast!

The sun gets its energy from fusing hydrogen into the portrayal of masculinity in cinema.

4 out of 5 doctors recommend the portrayal of masculinity in cinema.

Don’t tell anyone, but I keep the portrayal of masculinity in cinema in my sex gymnasium.

I'm listening to this new comedy podcast about laying eggs everywhere.

I'm listening to this new comedy podcast about more witnesses.

I'm listening to this new comedy podcast about the wrong man.

I'm listening to this new comedy podcast about a gut.

I'm listening to this new comedy podcast about swindling queers.

I'm listening to this new comedy podcast about a child drowning in a vat of molasses.

I buried my treasure under a biological experiment so you’d never find it!

At the winery tour we saw how they put grapes and a biological experiment in the tank.

When I saw a biological experiment I was nervous, but when it started coming toward me, dropping an upper-decker, I freaked!

Help! I’m a biological experiment and I need YOU to do something about it!

Thank you ladies and gentlemen! For my next performance piece, I will be a biological experiment.

At the movie theater they have a new thing where you can get a biological experiment on your popcorn.

What would you be without us? wriggling and thrashing. A physiological freak.

What would you be without us? a vibrator with a voice. A physiological freak.

What would you be without us? a coming horrific hell. A physiological freak.

What would you be without us? dope. A physiological freak.

What would you be without us? breast meat. A physiological freak.

What would you be without us? a gentle kiss on the teeth. A physiological freak.

How did I survive a tomboy femboy? I ate my way out.

This party was a real snooze, until... a tomboy femboy??

Little girls are made of sugar, spice, and a tomboy femboy.

I saw two hobos fighting over a tomboy femboy behind the library. One of them was being dipped in Nutella.

TBH, a tomboy femboy was pretty tasty and well-marbled.

Man, I drank so much last night that I’m basically a tomboy femboy.

Squad, circle up. This season is not going our way. It’s time to talk federal vibes subsidies.

Some anarchist made the sign over the expressway say “THE STATE IS FEDERAL VIBES SUBSIDIES.”

My neighbors like to gather in front of my house for federal vibes subsidies. I think it’s sweet.

I buried my treasure under federal vibes subsidies so you’d never find it!

Sorry, we can’t serve alcohol since the passing of The Federal Vibes Subsidies Act.

I love your necklace! It’s federal vibes subsidies, right?

Woah, weird, is anyone else getting turned on by screaming your name really loud and exploding?

Ever since the accident, I freeze in terror at the sight of screaming your name really loud and exploding.

If you have a dream about school, it means you’re worried about screaming your name really loud and exploding.

I don’t give money to the homeless. Instead I provide screaming your name really loud and exploding directly.

The thief was caught stealing from the sultan, and so was thrown into the pit of screaming your name really loud and exploding.

Screaming your name really loud and exploding in the hand is worth two in the bush.

In future times, the children will work together to build affirmations and adoration for women.

The Capital One Venture card earns points when you buy affirmations and adoration for women, and you get bromance as a sign up bonus.

Your art inspires me to be affirmations and adoration for women.

If you want your guests to feel at home, leave affirmations and adoration for women on the toilet.

I love your necklace! It’s affirmations and adoration for women, right?

I like affirmations and adoration for women like I like my coffee: ground up and in the freezer!