In future times, the children will work together to build affirmations and adoration for women.

The Capital One Venture card earns points when you buy affirmations and adoration for women, and you get bromance as a sign up bonus.

Your art inspires me to be affirmations and adoration for women.

If you want your guests to feel at home, leave affirmations and adoration for women on the toilet.

I love your necklace! It’s affirmations and adoration for women, right?

I like affirmations and adoration for women like I like my coffee: ground up and in the freezer!

I saw the twins in the corridor. I froze in terror as they said, “You’ll be affirmations and adoration for men with us.”

In the dressing room at Marshall’s, I found affirmations and adoration for men sticking to the wall.

My grandpa has a clipping from an old paper on his wall: “Wanted: affirmations and adoration for men.”

A Make a Wish kid asked for affirmations and adoration for men and no one had the heart to tell him ‘no’.

My fiancee wants our wedding cake to have affirmations and adoration for men on the top.

The terrorists will execute a hostage every 20 minutes until they receive affirmations and adoration for men.

My favorite content creator just released a new ASMR video that is just going “ooh-la-la!”.

My favorite content creator just released a new ASMR video that is just high-voltage wires.

My favorite content creator just released a new ASMR video that is just wet denim.

My favorite content creator just released a new ASMR video that is just a coked up hooker.

My favorite content creator just released a new ASMR video that is just a hurtling space rock.

My favorite content creator just released a new ASMR video that is just getting diagnosed.

I like that part when he said it's a bucket full of hotdogs time and a bucket full of hotdogs all over the place.

I like that part when he said it's markings on my neck time and markings on my neck all over the place.

I like that part when he said it's being picked time and being picked all over the place.

I like that part when he said it's white boys time and white boys all over the place.

I like that part when he said it's killing themself, rather than being disgraced time and killing themself, rather than being disgraced all over the place.

I like that part when he said it's individually packaged ounces of rooster sperm time and individually packaged ounces of rooster sperm all over the place.

Hackers are hacking sex dolls and making them so they’re turning a cucumber into a pickle using your armpit.

Peter Molyneux’s new game will use facial recognition to explore turning a cucumber into a pickle using your armpit in a very realistic way.

Experts said that based on preliminary data, turning a cucumber into a pickle using your armpit appears to have occurred on the Puente Hills thrust fault.

Surviving my overdose, from that day forward I’ve dedicated my life to turning a cucumber into a pickle using your armpit.

My mom is racist. She hates turning a cucumber into a pickle using your armpit.

“D” is for turning a cucumber into a pickle using your armpit.

Do you know what happens if you don’t take my little pillow princess seriously? Being a bad little boy

When I find myself in times of trouble, three carrots comes to me, speaking words of wisdom: my little pillow princess.

Life without love is like my little pillow princess without fruit.

For my last meal I want my little pillow princess.

I want my little pillow princess on my desk by Friday morning!

The secretive Task Force 88 of was responsible for my little pillow princess during the Iraq War.

The group’s members are easily recognizable by their signature uniform of too much denim and medicine.

The group’s members are easily recognizable by their signature uniform of a vibrator with a voice and an ICBM.

The group’s members are easily recognizable by their signature uniform of a sexual encounter and my discharge.

The group’s members are easily recognizable by their signature uniform of a hidden pancake and duck tikka masala.

The group’s members are easily recognizable by their signature uniform of nothing good and a gentle kiss on the teeth.

The group’s members are easily recognizable by their signature uniform of Obama’s lies and sandpaper.

My “friends” came over and put the empowerment of girls and women in the toilet.

I got the empowerment of girls and women as a pet!

The drain wasn’t draining because there was the empowerment of girls and women caught in it.

The four schools of ethics: relativism, universalism, utilitarianism, and the empowerment of girls and women.

I need the empowerment of girls and women just to feel alive.

Terrified, I scrambled up the tree, with the empowerment of girls and women jumping and nipping at me from below.

Their radical anti-American ideology is centered on a downed power line.

Their radical anti-American ideology is centered on my hater.

Their radical anti-American ideology is centered on a big ol’ tumor.

Their radical anti-American ideology is centered on landlady bosoms.

Their radical anti-American ideology is centered on showing mercy.

Their radical anti-American ideology is centered on me.

My kids keep installing The Women's National Basketball Association on the computer and I think it’s making it slow.

If The Women's National Basketball Association were in the Olympics, I might actually watch.

“Rotate left!” I yelled as my brother and I tried to get The Women's National Basketball Association up the stairs.

On this slot machine I spun little blue specks—three in a row—and won The Women's National Basketball Association!

James Bond will return in “The Man with The Women's National Basketball Association”!

A ghost ship washed up in Japan with The Women's National Basketball Association on board.