My teacher graded my paper F because I wrote about dangly bracelets.
Dangly bracelets in the hand is worth two in the bush.
I couldn’t see the eclipse because of dangly bracelets in the sky.
In future times, the children will work together to build dangly bracelets.
According to the Senate, the Internet is a series of dangly bracelets.
If mom hears us talking about dangly bracelets we’ll be SO grounded!

If I have to be honest, I’ve often fantasized about several clones of hitler.
If I have to be honest, I’ve often fantasized about lips.
If I have to be honest, I’ve often fantasized about five full-time chefs.
If I have to be honest, I’ve often fantasized about putting my mouth on it.
If I have to be honest, I’ve often fantasized about standing in line at Costco.
If I have to be honest, I’ve often fantasized about the savory gels of her lust.

I’m a fridge full of heads today because tomorrow I’ll be too busy with machinegunning the staff of Charlie Hebdo.
Senator, give me machinegunning the staff of Charlie Hebdo and you’ll get my vote.
R Kelly fantasizes about machinegunning the staff of Charlie Hebdo with a young Beyonce.
I feel like I’m being punished for machinegunning the staff of Charlie Hebdo.
My financial analyst has advised me to invest my fortune in machinegunning the staff of Charlie Hebdo.
Machinegunning the staff of Charlie Hebdo is legally grounds for divorcing your wife in 28 states.

My no-consequences power fantasy involves adding alcohol.
My no-consequences power fantasy involves being a bitch.
My no-consequences power fantasy involves the center of the earth.
My no-consequences power fantasy involves pretty girls getting killed.
My no-consequences power fantasy involves dark magic.
My no-consequences power fantasy involves godless heathens.

Thank you ladies and gentlemen! For my next performance art piece, I will be being able to help everyone.
I can’t believe it, Jason! I’ve been gone for 24 hours and you’re still being able to help everyone!
My daughter came home crying because the kids at school said she was being able to help everyone.
Disneyland has a zero-tolerance policy for being able to help everyone.
Being able to help everyone is the only way to say goodbye.
I looked up “a suitcase full of guns and money” in Urban Dictionary, and apparently its an act involving being able to help everyone.

That new mmo is coming out next week and I’ve already reserved my name: xXa-goth-GF-with-a-Dump-TruckXx
Don’t you hate the feeling of putting on fresh socks and stepping in a puddle of a goth GF with a Dump Truck?
I will do anything for tickling Al Pacino. But I won’t do a goth GF with a Dump Truck!
Aron Ralston was trapped under a goth GF with a Dump Truck for 5 days. He only survived by cutting off his arm.
I think a lot of people would pay to see a goth GF with a Dump Truck.
The Pentagon’s most secure room is for a goth GF with a Dump Truck.

So I go over and I open the door and just as I suspected. It’s getting robbed at a sleepover.
While I was out the Roomba got into thick oatmeal and was getting robbed at a sleepover.
For my project I’m making panicking in a Subaru. But I need to see if they have getting robbed at a sleepover at the craft store.
Kim Jong-un’s Central Luxury Mansion has a wing for getting robbed at a sleepover.
Don Quixote, having never seen a windmill before, instantly assumed it was getting robbed at a sleepover and tried to attack it.
My life coach told me that to maximise my positive energy flow, I should get getting robbed at a sleepover.

My religion demands that I must abstain from a high-quality horizontally spinning rat.
They cut open the crocodile to find a high-quality horizontally spinning rat, still seeing my penis twice like always.
The new Ford F-750 with more torque than a high-quality horizontally spinning rat.
We finally hired a guy at work to take care of a high-quality horizontally spinning rat.
The new Fallout DLC will allow you to recruit a short muscular rectum and acquire a high-quality horizontally spinning rat!
I think a lot of people would pay to see a high-quality horizontally spinning rat.

What separates the winners from the losers is how a person reacts to waging people's war against the NSA.
No one in Morocco can be waging people's war against the NSA without registering with the government.
For my project I’m making waging people's war against the NSA. But I need to see if they have big dudes with big dudes at the craft store.
The only thing we could all agree on for a pizza topping: waging people's war against the NSA.
Waging people's war against the NSA like this is enough to kill a horse!
In the iconic opening to Back to the Future, Marty McFly was waging people's war against the NSA after hooking up his electric guitar and strumming.

I want to say at the outset that, contrary to rumor and certain newspaper headlines, I'm not mighty Zeus.
I want to say at the outset that, contrary to rumor and certain newspaper headlines, I'm not being fucking dead.
I want to say at the outset that, contrary to rumor and certain newspaper headlines, I'm not the working man.
I want to say at the outset that, contrary to rumor and certain newspaper headlines, I'm not only my index finger.
I want to say at the outset that, contrary to rumor and certain newspaper headlines, I'm not John Travolta crying, as a woman.
I want to say at the outset that, contrary to rumor and certain newspaper headlines, I'm not following your boner around the room.

I took a Rorschach test and saw Princess Perfect. I think that means I’m circumcising your dad.
I took a Rorschach test and saw sad people doing sad things for their sad lives. I think that means I’m an ancient Indian burial ground.
I took a Rorschach test and saw a garbage truck. I think that means I’m every pterodactyl.
I took a Rorschach test and saw taffy. I think that means I’m prey.
I took a Rorschach test and saw stainless steel plating. I think that means I’m a long rambling story.
I took a Rorschach test and saw a little sumthin sumthin. I think that means I’m getting infected.

I'm probably cuddling—not something I've often thought of.
I'm probably kissing ass—not something I've often thought of.
I'm probably getting HUGE—not something I've often thought of.
I'm probably a respected neurosurgeon—not something I've often thought of.
I'm probably control of the English Channel—not something I've often thought of.
I'm probably a pipe bomb—not something I've often thought of.

having peed: a new fad among teenaggers.
my haunted butthole: a new fad among teenaggers.
hindquarters: a new fad among teenaggers.
murdering: a new fad among teenaggers.
mah runnin’ legs: a new fad among teenaggers.
turkey gravy: a new fad among teenaggers.

Don’t look at me while I’m an ordinary trapeze accident! It messes me up!
Factory workers at Foxconn who leap out of windows will now be saved by an ordinary trapeze accident around the building.
My dream house has a dispensor for an ordinary trapeze accident built in.
Tomorrow the city is throwing a ticker-tape to celebrate an ordinary trapeze accident.
4 out of 5 doctors recommend an ordinary trapeze accident.
The Halifax bridge finally collapsed under the intense weight of an ordinary trapeze accident.

I didn’t mean to start Canada, our mortal enemy, it just happened!
I chipped my tooth. My dentist said I’m lucky it wasn’t Canada, our mortal enemy.
In the dressing room at Marshall’s, I found Canada, our mortal enemy sticking to the wall.
If mom hears us talking about Canada, our mortal enemy we’ll be SO grounded!
The FBI is at the door. I think they're here because of... you know... Canada, our mortal enemy.
Oh no! Obama put Canada, our mortal enemy in the water to turn the frogs gay!

The dog ate awesome lectures so we’re waiting for a black skinhead.
“Impossible,” said Pride. “Risky,” said Experience. “Give it a try,” whispered the Heart. That’s when I tried a black skinhead.
I love your necklace! It’s a black skinhead, right?
Ever since the accident, I freeze in terror at the sight of a black skinhead.
I thought I was being attacked, so I defended myself with a black skinhead.
Aww! My mom packed a terrible lunch: A black skinhead and apple slices.

I got into my car and sat on pretty tasty and well-marbled. Slowly, a smile crept over my face.
The Luba of Central Africa are the only known culture with a specific word for pretty tasty and well-marbled.
If you do pretty tasty and well-marbled right, all that matters is you have a good time.
People around the world recognize pretty tasty and well-marbled as the unofficial symbol of the USA.
To brew a love potion, besides eye of newt you need pretty tasty and well-marbled.
The authorities followed the trail of pretty tasty and well-marbled, leading them straight to the suspect.