SuperJer Against Humanity Suggestions: 3rd Strike

SuperJer Against Humanity Suggestions: 3rd Strike

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aaronjer
*****'n Admin

Comrade General 5-Star
2005 Mar 21 • 5011
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Attractive genitals
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say your mother, but you accidentally say, “attractive genitals.”

Men, like attractive genitals, go farthest when they are a scimitar twirling terrorist.

The world rests atop four elephants, and under that it’s attractive genitals all the way down.

AC power carries farther than DC due to attractive genitals.

Apparently, according to my test result, I’m attractive genitals.

Thank you ladies and gentlemen! For my next performance piece, I will be attractive genitals.


 
 
 
Tuesday at 15:07 UTC
Nezumi
Asshole Admin

1-Up Medal
2005 Mar 27 • 812
175 ₧
A thick stream of syrup
n

The transferred sperm cells are kept in a thick stream of syrup, where they can remain viable for longer periods.

Wife and I got a bit kinky last night. Ended up at the hospital to get a thick stream of syrup removed.

I can’t believe it, Jason! I’ve been gone for 24 hours and you’re still a thick stream of syrup!

But of the tree of a thick stream of syrup you shall not eat, for in the day you eat of it you shall surely die.

The new top grade of gasoline has a thick stream of syrup as an additive, which is actually really good for your car.

Lots of people drive down to Portland for a thick stream of syrup.


 
 
 
Wednesday at 00:43 UTC — Ed. Wednesday at 00:47 UTC
Nezumi
Asshole Admin

1-Up Medal
2005 Mar 27 • 812
175 ₧
A panicky deer
n

Taking care of a cat is easy: Leave out salt each day, and get a panicky deer for kitty to chase around.

The weirdest thing about a panicky deer is that sometimes even girls have a panicky deer.

The people next door are very eco friendly! They even use a panicky deer as a toilet.

Ever since I got back from Mexico I’ve been really into a panicky deer.

On this diagram of my body, each star represents a panicky deer.

I met this hot chick online. She says she’s a panicky deer and I think I believe her!



A panicking deer
n

I love your necklace! It’s a panicking deer, right?

The dog is barking at a panicking deer again.

A panicking deer like this is enough to kill a horse!

In prison we used to cook a panicking deer in the toilet.

I didn’t mean to start a panicking deer, it just happened!

A panicking deer is always a contest when I’m involved.



A panicked deer
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Steve Jobs thought he could cure his cancer with a panicked deer, a naturopathic remedy.

The payment system at the grocery store makes me put a panicked deer in the slot, until to goes BEEP!

A panicked deer saved is a panicked deer earned.

A panicked deer from the Ohio county fair to be destroyed due to infection.

Every morning I hop out of bed and get straight to a panicked deer, even before I put on my clothes.

The suspect’s pockets were full of pictures of a panicked deer.


 
 
 
Wednesday at 00:48 UTC