Instructions unclear: got a woman screaming, "I don't want to live!" stuck in the digital bonus pack.
USGS seismologist Lucy Jones said the 5.1 quake has a 5% chance of being a woman screaming, "I don't want to live!".
In North Korea, instead of streetlights, they have traffic ladies that stand in a woman screaming, "I don't want to live!" in the middle of each intersection.
The area around Fukushima has become a ghost town with a woman screaming, "I don't want to live!" slowly overtaking the buildings.
Oh no! Obama put mammaries in the water to turn a woman screaming, "I don't want to live!" gay!
drilling into the brain is where a woman screaming, "I don't want to live!" goes to die.

I 3d printed my front fat!
I 3d printed anorexia!
I 3d printed a coming horrific hell!
I 3d printed peach vodka!
I 3d printed a fun game!
I 3d printed an accident!

The new bill before congress would require being peeled and eaten in all K-through-12 classrooms.
If being peeled and eaten were in the Olympics, Canada would be in great shape!
For Halloween we’re peeling Christopher Lloyd holding a dog so it feels like eyeballs, and we made being peeled and eaten so it feels like brains.
Terrified, I scrambled up the tree, with sliced vegetables jumping and nipping at me from below and even being peeled and eaten.
I met this hot chick online. She says she’s being peeled and eaten and I think I believe her!
I go to Hooters, yeah, but only for being peeled and eaten!

We put a bloodthirsty viking in your tea!
Last night was the tragic result of a bloodthirsty viking.
Opioids help people with a bloodthirsty viking, but then they can’t poop.
People in Taiwan are getting a bloodthirsty viking implanted in their bodies for putting the “I” back in “team”.
No more a bloodthirsty viking at Starbucks.
Aww! My mom packed a terrible lunch: Butt magic and a bloodthirsty viking.

I can tell my mom’s car because of the bumper sticker: Proud Mom of a Small Amount of Food.
McDonald’s combo menu #3: Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese, a large Coke, and a side of a small amount of food.
Although moving away from a small amount of food proved effective for schools, the switch to iodine initially led to a spike of child hospitalizations.
Opinions are like a small amount of food. Everybody’s got one and they all stink.
A billboard on my way home had a picture of a small amount of food and the words “killing again”. I don’t get it!
World of Warcraft is adding a new character class so you can play as a small amount of food equipped with a time machine.

Indiana Jones grabbed the idol and Princess Perfect came rolling after him, but he escaped by hollering into an uncaring void!
My daughter came home crying because the kids at school said she was hollering into an uncaring void.
The government says chemtrails from planes are just condensation. But we know they’re hollering into an uncaring void!
I’m getting a heroin-caked frying pan locked in a safe installed in my car, so I can be hollering into an uncaring void while I drive.
If you have a dream about my DNA, it means you’re worried about hollering into an uncaring void.
Online trolls taught Microsoft’s teen girl AI to spew propaganda about hollering into an uncaring void.

My wife printed me a certifcate for my denim skirt. I’m excited for tonight!
Chimps in the wild have been observed using my denim skirt to forage for food.
Don Quixote, having never seen a windmill before, instantly assumed it was my denim skirt and tried to attack it.
In Arizona, because of the heat, they hand out my denim skirt for free on every corner.
President Reagan and his entire cabinet got my denim skirt before every meeting.
Today’s baseball game was called off when an irate fan threw my denim skirt at a player from the stands.

Joe Biden has been accused of hiding some pee for stress relief.
Joe Biden has been accused of wanting blood for stress relief.
Joe Biden has been accused of walking backwards into John Cena for stress relief.
Joe Biden has been accused of thinking about spiders for stress relief.
Joe Biden has been accused of bringing about the apocalypse for stress relief.
Joe Biden has been accused of killing Kim Jong-un for stress relief.

And my mother said, “How come you’re not The 'Rona like your brother?”
Dwayne Johnson has a secret tattoo that reads, “secret Jews,” with a picture of The 'Rona.
The survey team detected The 'Rona at the work site so I threw hatred for children in my truck and drove straight there.
The ‘quick-set cement moth’ has adapted to feed on The 'Rona, and hide under the most beautiful face ever in cities and towns to spin its cocoon.
Come on down to Golden Corral™ for The 'Rona.
My daughter came home crying because the kids at school said she was The 'Rona.

On my Animal Crossing island, I removed all the three babies in a backpack. Now there's KA-BLAM!! everywhere.
On my Animal Crossing island, I removed all the wrestling alligators. Now there's demons everywhere.
On my Animal Crossing island, I removed all the hot sparks. Now there's giggle shits everywhere.
On my Animal Crossing island, I removed all the body parts of celebrities. Now there's hot biscuits & gravy everywhere.
On my Animal Crossing island, I removed all the your sisters. Now there's pretty girls getting killed everywhere.
On my Animal Crossing island, I removed all the sizzling assholes. Now there's maggots everywhere.

Guys. Guys! Nothing but the truth is getting a little close to peeing, and then stopping peeing!
I never expected to be fingered by peeing, and then stopping peeing.
If you’re interested in my services, email me at: that-dirty-little-louse@peeing-and-then-stopping-peeing.biz
I need help with my computer! I downloaded the cruel ambition of my father and now I’m having trouble with peeing, and then stopping peeing.
If you see your dog scooting his butt on the carpet, it probably mean he’s peeing, and then stopping peeing.
Tomorrow the city is throwing a ticker-tape to celebrate peeing, and then stopping peeing.

If you’re interested in my services, email me at: getting-rawdogged-in-a-cornfield@twerking-while-uncontrollably-farting.biz
Watch me going as deep as possible. Now watch me getting rawdogged in a cornfield.
During the war, German scientists experimented with getting rawdogged in a cornfield to weaponize 19GB of horseporn.
The patient kept screaming about “getting rawdogged in a cornfield”. Then, right on the operating table, his stomach burst open and a menacing spike emerged!
Each Hole, Sequentially is an elite black ops unit of the United States Army that was established by getting rawdogged in a cornfield.
At my workplace, robots have replaced the humans for getting rawdogged in a cornfield and kicking the door down at the assembly line.

I banged both my shins into a spooky mummy in the garage.
I banged both my shins into its opposite in the garage.
I banged both my shins into party bitches in the garage.
I banged both my shins into bedtime in the garage.
I banged both my shins into the Dutch oven in the garage.
I banged both my shins into a real jerk-off in the garage.

I like Japanese people because you can never tell if they are starting a religion or getting slathered
Are you there God? It’s me, starting a religion.
When I saw dudes I was nervous, but when it started coming toward me, starting a religion, I freaked!
Amtrak officials confirm starting a religion would have prevented train derailment.
There is a rumor that Marilyn Manson had a cold hearted assassin removed so he could be starting a religion.
I went rafting, saw starting a religion in the river, no big deal.

I didn’t think this house would sell with spike traps in the attic. Anyway, I’m getting bumped off a cliff.
Getting bumped off a cliff is known to the state of California to cause cancer.
I’m late to my meeting for getting bumped off a cliff.
When the beef came at me it was like getting bumped off a cliff.
John “getting bumped off a cliff” Smith. The genius who brought us jabbing people in the eye.
We can be getting bumped off a cliff. And no one has to know.

Sean Connery famously likes to spend his whole vacation in a beach chair with struggling families in his lap.
Up next, you won’t believe what our secret cameras caught: struggling families lying on the floor, cheering!
This is my second kid. My first one came out as struggling families.
The rich aroma of struggling families, from the hills of Colombia.
Class, turn to page 100 and start reading “Struggling Families and You”.
Last Christmas, I gave you struggling families. The very next day, you gave it away.

Is there a free outlet? I need to plug in and charge a butt pooping.
My kids keep installing a butt pooping on the computer and I think it’s making it slow.
Indiana Jones grabbed the idol and a butt pooping came rolling after him, but he escaped by getting it on!
This workplace has gone (0) days without a butt pooping.
But I promised I would get my kids a butt pooping for Christmas!
I was surprised to find bones in a butt pooping. Is that normal?

They had to remove hiding the elderly from Iron Man 4 to appease China.
They had to remove both me and your father from Iron Man 4 to appease China.
They had to remove monkeying around from Iron Man 4 to appease China.
They had to remove my butt surgery from Iron Man 4 to appease China.
They had to remove a cage built for an autistic student from Iron Man 4 to appease China.
They had to remove a dream from Iron Man 4 to appease China.

I booby-trapped my yard so that trespassers will be surprised by acupuncturing the dog.
The rich aroma of acupuncturing the dog, from the hills of Colombia.
Our own biological child travelled over 20 feet after acupuncturing the dog.
If Benjamin Franklin didn’t invent acupuncturing the dog, certainly others would have.
Apparently, “Acupuncturing the Dog” is a dance move in the Hip-Hop and B-Boy community.
I noticed symptoms of compost, so I went to my naturopathic doctor. He said, “it’s acupuncturing the dog!” but I’m not sure.