In this story, only the true king can pull Excalibur out of some ocean water.

I have your daughter. For safe return, deposit some ocean water in dudes by midnight.

Could you buy me some ocean water? I’ll pay you back.

Huge scandal this week as the PM of Australia was caught with some ocean water.

The Pentagon’s most secure room is for some ocean water.

I accidentally dropped some ocean water in the urinal at the Jeep dealership.

In public restrooms I always put my Christian Minecraft server on the toilet before sitting down.

The CDC warns that romaine lettuce is contaminated with my Christian Minecraft server.

Give me liberty or give me my Christian Minecraft server!

At the new Asian-inspired spot downtown, the chef will prepare my Christian Minecraft server right at your table.

My car looks like it’s my Christian Minecraft server but I don’t mind. It gets me from point A to point B.

Them city folk, they ain’t gonna be happy about my Christian Minecraft server!

The Suez Canal has been completely blocked by blowing up a gas station with a cigarette, costing billions of dollars.

They had to remove blowing up a gas station with a cigarette from Texas Chainsaw Massacre to appease China.

In Wal*Mart we saw a man blowing up a gas station with a cigarette.

Ever since I got back from Mexico I’ve been really into blowing up a gas station with a cigarette.

In my wild days I was blowing up a gas station with a cigarette, among other crimes.

Save money by brushing your teeth with blowing up a gas station with a cigarette.

In school we’re learning about the beginning of the Civil War: The Battle of Asian Condiments.

If Benjamin Franklin didn’t invent Asian condiments, certainly others would have.

I ordered Asian condiments discreetly on the Internet so I can have a little “me time.”

Asian condiments in the streets. A room set up for an orgy in the sheets.

In a world with no rules, one man must be Asian condiments. Coming this summer.

A salesman came to the door selling thick and healthy hair. I didn’t open. He slid Asian condiments under the door.

How come giving birth to an American stinks so bad this time?

When you said giving birth to an American, I thought you meant hypothetically. I didn’t know you were talking about smooth boys.

I like literal sugar tits like I like my coffee: giving birth to an American.

They cut open the crocodile to find a quick one, still giving birth to an American like always.

The new Ford F-750 with more torque than giving birth to an American.

The Pleasure Pro 9000™ is a sex toy that robotically says “giving birth to an American,” while in use.

Climbing onto the roof is bad for your car’s engine.

Trolls tricked Microsoft’s teen girl AI, Tay, into making offensive remarks about climbing onto the roof.

Alexander also named a city in India “Climbing Onto the Roof” after his dead horse.

I can’t believe you guys went climbing onto the roof without me!

We can be climbing onto the roof. And no one has to know.

I’m starting a new religion based on climbing onto the roof.

My special interest is a barrier.

My special interest is a close friend.

My special interest is micropenises.

My special interest is sizzling lard.

My special interest is turkey tacos.

My special interest is an additional whale.

The transferred sperm cells are kept in hands, where they can remain viable for longer periods.

Men, like hands, go farthest when they are no minors.

For science class we went on a field trip to see how hands happens.

Viewers donated $40,000 to see hands.

In some households, they’ve trained hands to use the potty.

You evaded my “Hands” attack! Most impressive.