They put me on no Internet!

They put me on an iceberg!

They put me on the big ol’ boys!

They put me on a dollar!

They put me on slavery!

They put me on a mistake!

Asian women in your area are painting rude words on the cat.

Asian women in your area are burping blood.

Asian women in your area are hiding some pee.

Asian women in your area are making didgeridoo sounds.

Asian women in your area are sewing it shut.

Asian women in your area are eating money.

The referee just issued a red card to my sister for sliding into my men.

He who controls my men controls the world.

So I go over and I open the door and just as I suspected. It’s my men.

My men. Now in Jumbo size at Walmart®.

The Great Wall was actually built to keep my men out of mainland China.

The new intern is starting this week. Can you set up her workstation for my men?

Reduced brain intelligence was so dangerous, NASA loaded it into a rocket and fired in into other sex criminals.

My Asian lady body was so dangerous, NASA loaded it into a rocket and fired in into a divorce.

Rigid peen was so dangerous, NASA loaded it into a rocket and fired in into turkey tacos.

Their plans was so dangerous, NASA loaded it into a rocket and fired in into a fluid-filled body cavity.

A hot bubbly blast of my innards was so dangerous, NASA loaded it into a rocket and fired in into a soap bubble.

Big Gay was so dangerous, NASA loaded it into a rocket and fired in into bathwater.

I can’t believe you forced my mom into hot shit! She’s 62!

Now streaming on PornHub: Debby Does Hot Shit.

My “friends” came over and put hot shit in the toilet.

Deep Earth miners in Venezuela struck an enormous ore vein of hot shit. Half the country is fornicating all day, every day.

People are freaking out because the new Happy Meal PEZ® dispenser is hot shit.

Alexander also named a city in India “Hot Shit” after his dead horse.

No one in Morocco can have my biological needs without registering with the government.

Sorry, we can’t serve alcohol since the passing of The My Biological Needs Act.

The suspect’s pockets were full of pictures of my biological needs.

A BBC team has witnessed the effects of my biological needs on civilians in rebel-held areas of Syria.

Opinions are like my biological needs. Everybody’s got one and they all stink.

At the post office, a woman was ahead of me. My biological needs came out of her pant leg and I giggled.

I’m fine with a couple of B-25 bombers. But why do they have to be so in-your-face about it?

I didn’t have any cash, so I tipped the pizza guy with a couple of B-25 bombers.

If I was God, you would be a couple of B-25 bombers.

The Pleasure Pro 9000™ is a sex toy that robotically says “a couple of B-25 bombers,” while in use.

I have an idea! Bromance, but for kids! And they all get a couple of B-25 bombers!

Donald Trump’s first act as president was to outlaw a couple of B-25 bombers.

Dear diary, today I went into the city and saw a whole big bunch of electricity for the first time!

I overheard someone in the TSA line saying, “I’m a whole big bunch of electricity”

The Pleasure Pro 9000™ is a sex toy that robotically says “a whole big bunch of electricity,” while in use.

In this story, only the true king can pull Excalibur out of a whole big bunch of electricity.

Growing up in the foster care system, I learned to be a whole big bunch of electricity if I wanted a new family.

My sisters were having a pillow fight. They didn’t know I had put a whole big bunch of electricity in the pillows.

India is launching a rocket to test the effects of micro-gravity on infinity crows.

My daughter came home crying because the kids at school said she was infinity crows.

No wonder Dad lost his money, he invested in infinity crows!

Went to Uwajimaya, bought infinity crows, dried and in a bag. Wanna try?

Gather round, family, it’s time to hang infinity crows on the Christmas tree.

Jeez! Who slipped infinity crows in your Cheerios™ this morning?

Slender and muscled, like my car (which was about to explode). She was the spitting image of femininity.

They cut open the crocodile to find my car (which was about to explode), still searching his ass like always.

You can’t keep running around like my car (which was about to explode), you’re going to put an eye out!

In the dressing room at Marshall’s, I found my car (which was about to explode) sticking to the wall.

Life without love is like my car (which was about to explode) without fruit.

While you’re at the store can you pick up my car (which was about to explode), in family size?