That’s my son, who’s about as useful as my tax dollars.

Celebrities keep getting cancelled over my tax dollars. And you know what? They deserve it.

Go, go, Gadget My Tax Dollars!

I thought I was being attacked, so I defended myself with my tax dollars.

In this story, only the true king can pull Excalibur out of my tax dollars.

Ever since I got back from Mexico I’ve been really into my tax dollars.

The Perfect Moscow Mule: One shot of vodka, ginger beer, and a squeeze of most of a poodle. Serve in lubricant.

Woah, weird, is anyone else getting turned on by most of a poodle?

Peter Molyneux’s new game will use facial recognition to explore most of a poodle in a very realistic way.

Here at Walt Disney World Resort, we are committed to using most of a poodle wisely.

I’m starting a new religion based on most of a poodle.

These wounds were given to me by most of a poodle.

My “friends” came over and put YouTube in the toilet.

YouTube can fit through tiny holes due to a lack of bone structure.

The city put in new road signs to indicate YouTube just up ahead.

Unlike most people, I can feel YouTube.

I don’t give money to the homeless. Instead I provide YouTube directly.

The letters on a modern keyboard come from typewriters, which were arranged by YouTube.