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2005 March 21
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Friday at 22:10 UTC
Basic decency nc I didn’t know they made basic decency in lemon flavor. We put basic decency in your tea! Populations of endangered rhinoceros are threatened by basic decency. I make healthy food for my cat by touching my deformity with basic decency. Oreo loves it! I buried my treasure under basic decency so you’d never find it! Basic decency is really bad for your complexion.
May 18 at 02:18 UTC
After a 16-hour standoff, Philadelphia police dropped a bomb on ni. After a 16-hour standoff, Philadelphia police dropped a bomb on a cataclysmic magic spell. After a 16-hour standoff, Philadelphia police dropped a bomb on both thumbs. After a 16-hour standoff, Philadelphia police dropped a bomb on nutters running around with chainsaws. After a 16-hour standoff, Philadelphia police dropped a bomb on potable water from a nearby hose. After a 16-hour standoff, Philadelphia police dropped a bomb on a boyfriend shaped bed. After a 16-hour standoff, Philadelphia police dropped a bomb on a kitten pawing at my wiener.
May 16 at 04:40 UTC
Pop pop poppin’ that pussy like . Pop pop poppin’ that pussy like the head. Pop pop poppin’ that pussy like irresponsible parenting. Pop pop poppin’ that pussy like floss. Pop pop poppin’ that pussy like accusations. Pop pop poppin’ that pussy like a hole. Pop pop poppin’ that pussy like doing nothing.
May 16 at 04:32 UTC
You wouldn’t download n. You wouldn’t download shitty chairs from IKEA®. You wouldn’t download a real butt-toucher. You wouldn’t download nutters running around with chainsaws. You wouldn’t download Hell. You wouldn’t download my collection of my ex wife’s discarded hair. You wouldn’t download an unexpected finger.
May 16 at 04:29 UTC
You wouldn’t download n. You wouldn’t download an ankle holster. You wouldn’t download a built-in toilet. You wouldn’t download everything except your dick. You wouldn’t download every part of Keanu Reeves. You wouldn’t download both of these hot dogs. You wouldn’t download mandibles.
May 14 at 03:01 UTC
Some glass nc It was awful, in the middle of intimate time, some glass came out onto the bed. The only kind of safe sex is some glass. The Halifax bridge collapsed under the intense weight of some glass. SOME GLASS INTENSIFIES Welcome to the neighborhood! I live down the street. You’ll recognize my house with some glass. “... And when you catch ‘em, just hold ‘em down and give ‘em the ‘ol Dutch some glass”
May 12 at 19:15 UTC
An evil car designed by satan n For April Fools, I glued an evil car designed by satan under my coworkers desks. Run, Run, as fast as you can! You can’t catch me, I’m an evil car designed by satan. They used to call me “an evil car designed by satan” back in High School. Digging into the itchy lump on my back, the doctors found an evil car designed by satan. Senator, give me an evil car designed by satan and you’ll get my vote. You know you have a strong relationship when you can share in an evil car designed by satan together.
May 9 at 03:30 UTC
Screaming "Where are you taking me?" v I would give up screaming "Where are you taking me?" for just a taste of crisp fresh lettuce. Help! I’m screaming "Where are you taking me?" and I need YOU to do something about it! Lots of people drive down to Portland for screaming "Where are you taking me?". Screaming "Where are you taking me?" like this is enough to kill a horse! At Boeing, we test a ghost, or a bat by subjecting it to screaming "Where are you taking me?". The people next door are very eco friendly! They even use screaming "Where are you taking me?" as a toilet.
May 9 at 02:48 UTC
Ad-Rock: ! Mike D.: ! All 3 Beastie Boys: ! Play 3Ad-Rock: hiding behind the curtain! Mike D.: fellating everything in the room! All 3 Beastie Boys: salt! Ad-Rock: a stiff upper lip! Mike D.: receiving a death threat! All 3 Beastie Boys: nipple placement! Ad-Rock: backing up on it! Mike D.: the bitter cold! All 3 Beastie Boys: toxic virginity! Ad-Rock: hacking my foot off! Mike D.: your greasy food hole! All 3 Beastie Boys: daddy juice! Ad-Rock: my mom teaching sex ed! Mike D.: just a bit of cocaine! All 3 Beastie Boys: a trap that shoots a poison dart! Ad-Rock: Hell Skeletons! Mike D.: markings on my neck! All 3 Beastie Boys: the black president!
May 3 at 20:23 UTC
The same nc My mom says you have to call it “the same” or you get in trouble! My teacher graded my paper F because I wrote about the same. If we work together, we can finish the same. My “friends” came over and put the same in the toilet. Daddy, what’s the same? The kids at school say it about you and laugh. Some anarchist made the sign over the expressway say “THE STATE IS THE SAME.” |