In public restrooms I always put my Christian Minecraft server on the toilet before sitting down.

The CDC warns that romaine lettuce is contaminated with my Christian Minecraft server.

Give me liberty or give me my Christian Minecraft server!

At the new Asian-inspired spot downtown, the chef will prepare my Christian Minecraft server right at your table.

My car looks like it’s my Christian Minecraft server but I don’t mind. It gets me from point A to point B.

Them city folk, they ain’t gonna be happy about my Christian Minecraft server!

The Suez Canal has been completely blocked by blowing up a gas station with a cigarette, costing billions of dollars.

They had to remove blowing up a gas station with a cigarette from Texas Chainsaw Massacre to appease China.

In Wal*Mart we saw a man blowing up a gas station with a cigarette.

Ever since I got back from Mexico I’ve been really into blowing up a gas station with a cigarette.

In my wild days I was blowing up a gas station with a cigarette, among other crimes.

Save money by brushing your teeth with blowing up a gas station with a cigarette.

In school we’re learning about the beginning of the Civil War: The Battle of Asian Condiments.

If Benjamin Franklin didn’t invent Asian condiments, certainly others would have.

I ordered Asian condiments discreetly on the Internet so I can have a little “me time.”

Asian condiments in the streets. A room set up for an orgy in the sheets.

In a world with no rules, one man must be Asian condiments. Coming this summer.

A salesman came to the door selling thick and healthy hair. I didn’t open. He slid Asian condiments under the door.

How come giving birth to an American stinks so bad this time?

When you said giving birth to an American, I thought you meant hypothetically. I didn’t know you were talking about smooth boys.

I like literal sugar tits like I like my coffee: giving birth to an American.

They cut open the crocodile to find a quick one, still giving birth to an American like always.

The new Ford F-750 with more torque than giving birth to an American.

The Pleasure Pro 9000™ is a sex toy that robotically says “giving birth to an American,” while in use.

Climbing onto the roof is bad for your car’s engine.

Trolls tricked Microsoft’s teen girl AI, Tay, into making offensive remarks about climbing onto the roof.

Alexander also named a city in India “Climbing Onto the Roof” after his dead horse.

I can’t believe you guys went climbing onto the roof without me!

We can be climbing onto the roof. And no one has to know.

I’m starting a new religion based on climbing onto the roof.

My special interest is a barrier.

My special interest is a close friend.

My special interest is micropenises.

My special interest is sizzling lard.

My special interest is turkey tacos.

My special interest is an additional whale.

The transferred sperm cells are kept in hands, where they can remain viable for longer periods.

Men, like hands, go farthest when they are no minors.

For science class we went on a field trip to see how hands happens.

Viewers donated $40,000 to see hands.

In some households, they’ve trained hands to use the potty.

You evaded my “Hands” attack! Most impressive.

Slender and muscled, like a triple juicy cheeseburger. She was the spitting image of femininity.

Dear parent or guardian, lately your daughter has almost been a triple juicy cheeseburger.

Do you know what happens if you don’t take a triple juicy cheeseburger seriously? Pushing it deeper

My house. 8 o’clock. A triple juicy cheeseburger.

Let’s wait for Mom to fall asleep, then we can sneak out and get a triple juicy cheeseburger.

We’re having a garage sale to get rid of old clothes and a triple juicy cheeseburger.

While I was out the Roomba got into no less than sixteen Mexican corpses and was getting kicked out of Slipknot.

Robots are best suited to repetitive tasks, such as vacuuming and getting kicked out of Slipknot.

I met this hot chick online. She says she’s getting kicked out of Slipknot and I think I believe her!

In school we’re learning about the beginning of the Civil War: The Battle of Getting Kicked Out of Slipknot.

4,000 drones at the Olympics formed the shape of getting kicked out of Slipknot in the air.

I saw two hobos fighting over a bruised ego behind the library. One of them was getting kicked out of Slipknot.

I didn’t know they made autism, off the charts in lemon flavor.

At the Game Awards, Baldur’s Gate 3 won Best Game About Autism, Off the Charts.

Autism, off the charts doing better. Has a nice ring to it, don’t you think?

The suspect’s pockets were full of pictures of autism, off the charts.

Last night at the gym I was working out so hard that a loaded gun came shooting out of autism, off the charts.

Crews are working hard after Bertha, the tunnel-boring machine ran into autism, off the charts and stopped.