SuperJer

SuperJer

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Recent posts by SuperJer

Recent posts by SuperJer

Getting injured by both sides of a double-edged sword
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The rich aroma of getting injured by both sides of a double-edged sword, from the hills of Colombia.

I make healthy food for my cat by getting injured by both sides of a double-edged sword with quicksand. Oreo loves it!

Since I deserve it, I am going to reward myself with getting injured by both sides of a double-edged sword.

My dad’s in trouble with the IRS for not getting injured by both sides of a double-edged sword.

I looked up “an Ikea crack pipe” in Urban Dictionary, and apparently its an act involving getting injured by both sides of a double-edged sword.

If I was God, you would get injured by both sides of a double-edged sword.


Mar 20 at 00:45 UTC
A lady's front bottom
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When I told my father he shouted, “No daughter of mine is going out with a lady's front bottom!”

We can’t ALL get away with treating women like a lady's front bottom.

A lady's front bottom like this is enough to kill a horse!

I thought I just had gas, but it came out as a lady's front bottom.

What will we do with a lady's front bottom early in the morning?

I go to Hooters, yeah, but only for a lady's front bottom!


Feb 12 at 17:12 UTC
I went to the library and everyone there was  .

I went to the library and everyone there was the savory gels of her lust.

I went to the library and everyone there was $10.

I went to the library and everyone there was an extremely ugly person named Buttfeast.

I went to the library and everyone there was trying to get away with murder.

I went to the library and everyone there was all the characters from Lord of the Rings™.

I went to the library and everyone there was lifting off the toilet.


Feb 11 at 02:00 UTC
A woman on a laptop in the library
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I’m in the prime of my life. I’m young, hot, and full of a woman on a laptop in the library.

Your art inspires me to be a woman on a laptop in the library.

Life is so strange. I went to college to learn a woman on a laptop in the library, but now I work at Wal*Mart.

Ever since the accident, I freeze in terror at the sight of a woman on a laptop in the library.

Online trolls taught Microsoft’s teen girl AI to spew racism, sexism and a woman on a laptop in the library.

I need help with my computer! I downloaded a woman on a laptop in the library and now I’m having trouble opening my programs!


Feb 10 at 19:25 UTC
Straying from the mission area
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Something you only like because it’s warm: Straying from the mission area.

Turmoil at Samsung Corp: Several high-ranking employees fired for straying from the mission area.

Up next, you won’t believe what our secret cameras caught: straying from the mission area.

J. Robert Oppenheimer is often called the father of straying from the mission area.

It’s like they always say: straying from the mission area never changes.

Chris Pratt has been straying from the mission area for stress relief.


Taking some Tylenol® and lying down
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Them city folk, they ain’t gonna be happy about taking some Tylenol® and lying down!

I would give up taking some Tylenol® and lying down for just a taste of at least 10 pounds of pork.

This 15th century painting contains a hidden depiction of taking some Tylenol® and lying down for the clever viewer.

I will do anything for taking some Tylenol® and lying down. But I won’t do that!

Taking some Tylenol® and lying down is a uniquely British problem.

Growing up in the foster care system, I learned to take some Tylenol® and lie down if I wanted a new family.


A sexually active adult
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Actually owning a sexually active adult? In this economy?

It started out as drinks with friends and ended with a sexually active adult.

If you see your dog scooting his butt on the carpet, it probably means he’s a sexually active adult.

In the third world, luxuries like a sexually active adult are an alien concept.

Can’t go out because of a sexually active adult on your face? Ask your dermatologist if Zal-illegal-porn-cor is right for you.

Before you embark on a journey of revenge, consider a sexually active adult.


Murdering a wizard
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How come murdering a wizard stinks so bad this time?

It’s important to pack the essentials when camping, such as water, first aid, murdering a wizard, & toilet paper.

Dear parent or guardian, lately your daughter has almost been murdering a wizard.

It’s not delivery. It’s murdering a wizard.

Before you embark on a journey of revenge, consider murdering a wizard.

During my time in the Navy I was taunted and called Mr. Murdering a Wizard.


Jan 17 at 18:24 UTC
Johnny Cash in thigh-high boots
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If I ever catch you sleeping with a gun with Johnny Cash in thigh-high boots I’m sending you straight to hell.

During the half-time show, a “wardrobe malfunction” with Janet Jackson’s costume exposed Johnny Cash in thigh-high boots to the audience.

I went rafting, saw Johnny Cash in thigh-high boots in the river, no big deal.

I’m in the prime of my life. I’m young, hot, and full of Johnny Cash in thigh-high boots.

It’s time to powerwash the remains of Johnny Cash in thigh-high boots off the driveway.

Welcome to the Grand Hotel. Feel free to get Johnny Cash in thigh-high boots at any time.


Jan 11 at 18:44 UTC
A long-haired British freak
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The night before Easter, we’ll set up a long-haired British freak on the porch to surprise the kids.

No one in Morocco can have a long-haired British freak without registering with the government.

I’m undergoing immersion therapy by continually exposing myself to a long-haired British freak.

Today at school the teacher asked us “what we want to be when we grow up?” I responded: a long-haired British freak!!!

Ich bin ein a long-haired British freak.

I was surprised to find bones in a long-haired British freak. Is that normal?