A Freudian slip is when you mean to say your mother, but you accidentally say, “Betty Boop™.”

When the stadium was demolished it revealed Betty Boop™, bringing onlookers from far and wide.

My kid was acting up, so I took away Betty Boop™ privileges.

The new artsy indie game “Dropping an Upper-decker” is a deeply emotional exploration of Betty Boop™.

I’ve been single ever since my girlfriend found out I had Betty Boop™.

That bitch crossed me so I gave her Betty Boop™. That’s the only way to say goodbye.

Huge scandal this week as the PM of Australia was caught with an adult with a boyfriend.

The secret to a happy marriage: an adult with a boyfriend.

At the skating rink there was an adult with a boyfriend and everyone fell down at once.

A gay Mexican nearly killed me in my dream. I think it’s my brain telling me to avoid an adult with a boyfriend.

I’ve been diagnosed with an Adult With a Boyfriend’s Syndrome. It makes my body always try to be complete ecstasy.

I think a lot of people would pay to see an adult with a boyfriend.

Those hoodlums graffitied “the whole can of Raid” on my mailbox again.

So I go over and I open the door and just as I suspected. It’s the whole can of Raid.

My new phone looks like it’s the whole can of Raid but I don’t mind. It makes calls.

In school we’re learning about the beginning of the Civil War: The Battle of the Whole Can of Raid.

Britney Spears’ new slogan: It’s the whole can of Raid, bitch.

The city condemned our house after finding the whole can of Raid in the crawlspace.

If we get up early, we can get a creamy touch of magic tomorrow!

During the half-time show, a “wardrobe malfunction” with Janet Jackson’s costume exposed a creamy touch of magic to the audience.

They had to remove a creamy touch of magic from Texas Chainsaw Massacre to appease China.

CAUTION: Keep a creamy touch of magic out of hopper and chute opening.

My dream is to build a creamy touch of magic for me and my wife.

The movie theater has been using a creamy touch of magic in the popcorn machine because it’s cheaper than oil.

They say big naturals grew in Buddha’s footsteps.

Crews are working hard after Bertha, the tunnel-boring machine ran into big naturals and stopped.

I 3d printed big naturals!

Back in my day, we only had big naturals for fun and we LIKED IT.

Some anarchist made the sign over the expressway say “THE STATE IS BIG NATURALS.”

If you have a dream about school, it means you’re worried about big naturals.

India is launching a rocket to test the effects of micro-gravity on the cat.

The CDC warns that romaine lettuce is contaminated with the cat.

As an homage to humanity, NASA has broadcasted the cat to the vastness of space.

Save money by brushing your teeth with the cat.

Run, Run, as fast as you can! You can’t catch me, I’m the cat.

I can’t believe it, Jason! I’ve been gone for 24 hours and you’re still the cat!

If you do tennis stuff right, all that matters is you have a good time.

Since I deserve it, I am going to reward myself with tennis stuff.

If mom hears us talking about tennis stuff we’ll be SO grounded!

Imagine tennis stuff, taxidermied, and over the fireplace. Beautiful.

My dream house has a dispensor for tennis stuff built in.

I found a hidden room in grandpa’s house. It’s full of tennis stuff.

J. Robert Oppenheimer is often called the father of an improvised explosive device.

Two best friends and an adorable alien take a road trip, and discover an improvised explosive device along the way.

Sky watchers are excited to gaze upon the Super Blood Moon, which is caused by an improvised explosive device.

No wonder Dad lost his money, he invested in an improvised explosive device!

Due to shortages, you couldn’t get an improvised explosive device during World War I.

A new mother abandoned an improvised explosive device in the airport bathroom.

Don’t drop my phone on my balls alone! Join the Dropping Our Phone On My Balls Club and do it with others.

And my mother said, “How come you’re not dropping your phone on my balls like your brother?”

The school district had to pay a lot of hush money to parents after the “dropping her phone on my balls” incident in the science lab.

My brother and I started a business dropping our phone on my balls, since we’re so good at it.

The Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe and Everything: dropping your phone on my balls.

For 35 years I’ve done this job for the same pay, dropping my phone on my balls every single day.

I like an ovipositor like I like my coffee: being juicy.

I can’t believe you guys went being juicy without me! Loop me in next time!

This is a great movie, it doesn’t have a lot of action, but it has being juicy.

UFOs, false flags, and military experiments with being juicy! It’s all here in my manifesto!

Deep Earth miners in Venezuela struck an enormous ore vein of all white moms. Half the country is being juicy.

Steve Jobs thought he could cure his cancer with being juicy, a naturopathic remedy.