SuperJer

SuperJer

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2005 March 21
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Recent posts by SuperJer

May 20 at 10:43 UTC
Registering as a sex offender
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My dad’s in trouble with the IRS for not registering as a sex offender.

People are freaking out because the new Happy Meal PEZ® dispenser is registering as a sex offender.

Lots of people drive down to Portland for registering as a sex offender.

This is a great movie, it doesn’t have a lot of action, but it has registering as a sex offender.

Alexander also named a city in India “Registering as a Sex Offender” after his dead horse.

United Airlines had a passenger beaten and dragged off a plane when he refused to give up registering as a sex offender.


May 17 at 22:28 UTC
A little pickle slice
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These special lenses help you see the horrible truth of Oprah’s smile: a little pickle slice.

I left my shoes outside and they filled up with a little pickle slice.

I can’t believe it, Jason! I’ve been gone for 24 hours and you’re still a little pickle slice!

When I find myself in times of trouble, a little pickle slice comes to me, speaking words of wisdom: getting fat.

I won hide-and-seek by hiding under a little pickle slice.

I have to visit my uncle for Christmas. He’s always bein’ all a little pickle slice when he drinks egg nog. It’s so weird!


May 17 at 10:40 UTC
Putting out
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Someone get Michael! His girlfriend is drunk, up on the table, and she’s putting out.

When I saw one large prostitute I was nervous, but when it started coming toward me, putting out, I freaked!

All the best love stories include putting out.

Our secret society is dedicated to putting out.

Mr. President, you have a phone call. Something about putting out?

In a world with no rules, one man must put out. Coming this summer.


May 17 at 10:39 UTC
shit.
May 11 at 00:33 UTC
SuperJer.com has been moved to AWS. I set up a completely new server and upgraded from like PHP 0.000000004 to 8. And similar for all the other software.

So if you find something broken, post here. If you can
May 10 at 23:49 UTC
No reason
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“You didn’t even get me anything for my birthday!” “Yes I did, remember no reason?”

No reason in the hand is worth two in the bush.

I can’t swing a dead cat around here without hitting no reason!

I wanted to scare my girlfriend so I got no reason out of the fridge and squeezed it onto my pie slice!

The government says chemtrails from planes are just condensation. But we know they’re no reason!

I got a new app on my phone. It’s called “MyLifeCoach” and it helps me with no reason.


A high-intensity gym orgy
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Woah, weird, is anyone else getting turned on by a high-intensity gym orgy?

But I promised I would get my kids a high-intensity gym orgy for Christmas!

The city council wants to cut down on a high-intensity gym orgy after 8pm.

The sign at the fountain says not to throw a high-intensity gym orgy in.

These wounds were given to me by a high-intensity gym orgy.

Apparently I owe $350 to the pool guy for putting a high-intensity gym orgy in my pool.




Tearing each other's faces off
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I’m grounded ‘cuz my parents saw me tearing each other's faces off at the party last night.

I love children because you can never tell if they are getting wrapped around a tree or tearing each other's faces off.

The referee just issued a red card to my sister for sliding into tearing each other's faces off.

I’ve decided to allow tearing each other's faces off in my home.

More than 260 people were injured by festive firecracker blasts and tearing each other's faces off in the Philippines.

I actually clicked page 2 on Google cuz I was so desperate searching for tearing each other's faces off.


Mar 15 at 19:41 UTC
What happened to SRAW. in User Discussions
SRAWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
Going off the grid
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Can you come get me? I agreed to go with some guys who promised me going off the grid and it’s getting weird.

In Nevada you can pay for a lady going off the grid.

But I promised I would get my kids going off the grid for Christmas!

If you go off the grid right, all that matters is you have a good time.

In a world with no rules, one man must go off the grid. Coming this summer.

Employee morale dropped when Friday Going Off the Grid was cut. But profits are up!


8 minutes of Celine Dion being as dramatic as possible
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Happiness: A squirt of mustard, emoticons, and 8 minutes of Celine Dion being as dramatic as possible.

That’s not funny. My sweet father was killed by 8 minutes of Celine Dion being as dramatic as possible.

Dear diary, today I went into the city and saw 8 minutes of Celine Dion being as dramatic as possible for the first time!

The new hit Broadway show is 8 Minutes of Celine Dion Being as Dramatic as Possible: The Musical.

You evaded my “8 Minutes of Celine Dion Being as Dramatic as Possible” attack! Most impressive.

The best part of waking up is 8 minutes of Celine Dion being as dramatic as possible in your cup.