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Getting injured by both sides of a double-edged sword v The rich aroma of getting injured by both sides of a double-edged sword, from the hills of Colombia. I make healthy food for my cat by getting injured by both sides of a double-edged sword with quicksand. Oreo loves it! Since I deserve it, I am going to reward myself with getting injured by both sides of a double-edged sword. My dad’s in trouble with the IRS for not getting injured by both sides of a double-edged sword. I looked up “an Ikea crack pipe” in Urban Dictionary, and apparently its an act involving getting injured by both sides of a double-edged sword. If I was God, you would get injured by both sides of a double-edged sword.
Mar 20 at 00:45 UTC
A lady's front bottom n When I told my father he shouted, “No daughter of mine is going out with a lady's front bottom!” We can’t ALL get away with treating women like a lady's front bottom. A lady's front bottom like this is enough to kill a horse! I thought I just had gas, but it came out as a lady's front bottom. What will we do with a lady's front bottom early in the morning? I go to Hooters, yeah, but only for a lady's front bottom!
Feb 12 at 17:12 UTC
I went to the library and everyone there was . I went to the library and everyone there was the savory gels of her lust. I went to the library and everyone there was $10. I went to the library and everyone there was an extremely ugly person named Buttfeast. I went to the library and everyone there was trying to get away with murder. I went to the library and everyone there was all the characters from Lord of the Rings™. I went to the library and everyone there was lifting off the toilet.
Feb 11 at 02:00 UTC
A woman on a laptop in the library n I’m in the prime of my life. I’m young, hot, and full of a woman on a laptop in the library. Your art inspires me to be a woman on a laptop in the library. Life is so strange. I went to college to learn a woman on a laptop in the library, but now I work at Wal*Mart. Ever since the accident, I freeze in terror at the sight of a woman on a laptop in the library. Online trolls taught Microsoft’s teen girl AI to spew racism, sexism and a woman on a laptop in the library. I need help with my computer! I downloaded a woman on a laptop in the library and now I’m having trouble opening my programs!
Feb 10 at 19:25 UTC
Straying from the mission area v Something you only like because it’s warm: Straying from the mission area. Turmoil at Samsung Corp: Several high-ranking employees fired for straying from the mission area. Up next, you won’t believe what our secret cameras caught: straying from the mission area. J. Robert Oppenheimer is often called the father of straying from the mission area. It’s like they always say: straying from the mission area never changes. Chris Pratt has been straying from the mission area for stress relief.
Feb 5 at 22:22 UTC
Taking some Tylenol® and lying down v Them city folk, they ain’t gonna be happy about taking some Tylenol® and lying down! I would give up taking some Tylenol® and lying down for just a taste of at least 10 pounds of pork. This 15th century painting contains a hidden depiction of taking some Tylenol® and lying down for the clever viewer. I will do anything for taking some Tylenol® and lying down. But I won’t do that! Taking some Tylenol® and lying down is a uniquely British problem. Growing up in the foster care system, I learned to take some Tylenol® and lie down if I wanted a new family.
Feb 5 at 17:50 UTC
A sexually active adult n Actually owning a sexually active adult? In this economy? It started out as drinks with friends and ended with a sexually active adult. If you see your dog scooting his butt on the carpet, it probably means he’s a sexually active adult. In the third world, luxuries like a sexually active adult are an alien concept. Can’t go out because of a sexually active adult on your face? Ask your dermatologist if Zal-illegal-porn-cor is right for you. Before you embark on a journey of revenge, consider a sexually active adult.
Feb 5 at 09:17 UTC
Murdering a wizard v How come murdering a wizard stinks so bad this time? It’s important to pack the essentials when camping, such as water, first aid, murdering a wizard, & toilet paper. Dear parent or guardian, lately your daughter has almost been murdering a wizard. It’s not delivery. It’s murdering a wizard. Before you embark on a journey of revenge, consider murdering a wizard. During my time in the Navy I was taunted and called Mr. Murdering a Wizard.
Jan 17 at 18:24 UTC
Johnny Cash in thigh-high boots n If I ever catch you sleeping with a gun with Johnny Cash in thigh-high boots I’m sending you straight to hell. During the half-time show, a “wardrobe malfunction” with Janet Jackson’s costume exposed Johnny Cash in thigh-high boots to the audience. I went rafting, saw Johnny Cash in thigh-high boots in the river, no big deal. I’m in the prime of my life. I’m young, hot, and full of Johnny Cash in thigh-high boots. It’s time to powerwash the remains of Johnny Cash in thigh-high boots off the driveway. Welcome to the Grand Hotel. Feel free to get Johnny Cash in thigh-high boots at any time.
Jan 11 at 18:44 UTC
A long-haired British freak n The night before Easter, we’ll set up a long-haired British freak on the porch to surprise the kids. No one in Morocco can have a long-haired British freak without registering with the government. I’m undergoing immersion therapy by continually exposing myself to a long-haired British freak. Today at school the teacher asked us “what we want to be when we grow up?” I responded: a long-haired British freak!!! Ich bin ein a long-haired British freak. I was surprised to find bones in a long-haired British freak. Is that normal? |