SuperJer

SuperJer

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2005 March 21
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Hands
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The transferred sperm cells are kept in hands, where they can remain viable for longer periods.

Men, like hands, go farthest when they are no minors.

For science class we went on a field trip to see how hands happens.

Viewers donated $40,000 to see hands.

In some households, they’ve trained hands to use the potty.

You evaded my “Hands” attack! Most impressive.


A triple juicy cheeseburger
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Slender and muscled, like a triple juicy cheeseburger. She was the spitting image of femininity.

Dear parent or guardian, lately your daughter has almost been a triple juicy cheeseburger.

Do you know what happens if you don’t take a triple juicy cheeseburger seriously? Pushing it deeper

My house. 8 o’clock. A triple juicy cheeseburger.

Let’s wait for Mom to fall asleep, then we can sneak out and get a triple juicy cheeseburger.

We’re having a garage sale to get rid of old clothes and a triple juicy cheeseburger.


Getting kicked out of Slipknot
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While I was out the Roomba got into no less than sixteen Mexican corpses and was getting kicked out of Slipknot.

Robots are best suited to repetitive tasks, such as vacuuming and getting kicked out of Slipknot.

I met this hot chick online. She says she’s getting kicked out of Slipknot and I think I believe her!

In school we’re learning about the beginning of the Civil War: The Battle of Getting Kicked Out of Slipknot.

4,000 drones at the Olympics formed the shape of getting kicked out of Slipknot in the air.

I saw two hobos fighting over a bruised ego behind the library. One of them was getting kicked out of Slipknot.


Jul 29 at 04:43 UTC
Autism, off the charts
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I didn’t know they made autism, off the charts in lemon flavor.

At the Game Awards, Baldur’s Gate 3 won Best Game About Autism, Off the Charts.

Autism, off the charts doing better. Has a nice ring to it, don’t you think?

The suspect’s pockets were full of pictures of autism, off the charts.

Last night at the gym I was working out so hard that a loaded gun came shooting out of autism, off the charts.

Crews are working hard after Bertha, the tunnel-boring machine ran into autism, off the charts and stopped.


Jun 29 at 23:14 UTC
They put me on  n!

They put me on no Internet!

They put me on an iceberg!

They put me on the big ol’ boys!

They put me on a dollar!

They put me on slavery!

They put me on a mistake!


Jun 29 at 23:13 UTC
Asian women in your area are  v.

Asian women in your area are painting rude words on the cat.

Asian women in your area are burping blood.

Asian women in your area are hiding some pee.

Asian women in your area are making didgeridoo sounds.

Asian women in your area are sewing it shut.

Asian women in your area are eating money.


Jun 27 at 17:51 UTC
My men
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The referee just issued a red card to my sister for sliding into my men.

He who controls my men controls the world.

So I go over and I open the door and just as I suspected. It’s my men.

My men. Now in Jumbo size at Walmart®.

The Great Wall was actually built to keep my men out of mainland China.

The new intern is starting this week. Can you set up her workstation for my men?


Jun 27 at 16:05 UTC
 Un was so dangerous, NASA loaded it into a rocket and fired in into  n.
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Reduced brain intelligence was so dangerous, NASA loaded it into a rocket and fired in into other sex criminals.

My Asian lady body was so dangerous, NASA loaded it into a rocket and fired in into a divorce.

Rigid peen was so dangerous, NASA loaded it into a rocket and fired in into turkey tacos.

Their plans was so dangerous, NASA loaded it into a rocket and fired in into a fluid-filled body cavity.

A hot bubbly blast of my innards was so dangerous, NASA loaded it into a rocket and fired in into a soap bubble.

Big Gay was so dangerous, NASA loaded it into a rocket and fired in into bathwater.


Jun 23 at 22:04 UTC
Hot shit
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I can’t believe you forced my mom into hot shit! She’s 62!

Now streaming on PornHub: Debby Does Hot Shit.

My “friends” came over and put hot shit in the toilet.

Deep Earth miners in Venezuela struck an enormous ore vein of hot shit. Half the country is fornicating all day, every day.

People are freaking out because the new Happy Meal PEZ® dispenser is hot shit.

Alexander also named a city in India “Hot Shit” after his dead horse.


Jun 21 at 04:55 UTC
My biological needs
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No one in Morocco can have my biological needs without registering with the government.

Sorry, we can’t serve alcohol since the passing of The My Biological Needs Act.

The suspect’s pockets were full of pictures of my biological needs.

A BBC team has witnessed the effects of my biological needs on civilians in rebel-held areas of Syria.

Opinions are like my biological needs. Everybody’s got one and they all stink.

At the post office, a woman was ahead of me. My biological needs came out of her pant leg and I giggled.