Woah, weird, is anyone else getting turned on by a high-intensity gym orgy?

But I promised I would get my kids a high-intensity gym orgy for Christmas!

The city council wants to cut down on a high-intensity gym orgy after 8pm.

The sign at the fountain says not to throw a high-intensity gym orgy in.

These wounds were given to me by a high-intensity gym orgy.

Apparently I owe $350 to the pool guy for putting a high-intensity gym orgy in my pool.

I’m grounded ‘cuz my parents saw me tearing each other's faces off at the party last night.

I love children because you can never tell if they are getting wrapped around a tree or tearing each other's faces off.

The referee just issued a red card to my sister for sliding into tearing each other's faces off.

I’ve decided to allow tearing each other's faces off in my home.

More than 260 people were injured by festive firecracker blasts and tearing each other's faces off in the Philippines.

I actually clicked page 2 on Google cuz I was so desperate searching for tearing each other's faces off.

“You didn’t even get me anything for my birthday!” “Yes I did, remember no reason?”

No reason in the hand is worth two in the bush.

I can’t swing a dead cat around here without hitting no reason!

I wanted to scare my girlfriend so I got no reason out of the fridge and squeezed it onto my pie slice!

The government says chemtrails from planes are just condensation. But we know they’re no reason!

I got a new app on my phone. It’s called “MyLifeCoach” and it helps me with no reason.

Someone get Michael! His girlfriend is drunk, up on the table, and she’s putting out.

When I saw one large prostitute I was nervous, but when it started coming toward me, putting out, I freaked!

All the best love stories include putting out.

Our secret society is dedicated to putting out.

Mr. President, you have a phone call. Something about putting out?

In a world with no rules, one man must put out. Coming this summer.

These special lenses help you see the horrible truth of Oprah’s smile: a little pickle slice.

I left my shoes outside and they filled up with a little pickle slice.

I can’t believe it, Jason! I’ve been gone for 24 hours and you’re still a little pickle slice!

When I find myself in times of trouble, a little pickle slice comes to me, speaking words of wisdom: getting fat.

I won hide-and-seek by hiding under a little pickle slice.

I have to visit my uncle for Christmas. He’s always bein’ all a little pickle slice when he drinks egg nog. It’s so weird!