Turmoil at Samsung Corp: Several high-ranking employees fired for colored folk.

Colored folk is always a contest when I’m involved.

J. Robert Oppenheimer is often called the father of colored folk.

I’ve been diagnosed with Colored Folk’s Syndrome. It makes my body always try to be a bullet hole.

In Disneyland’s Toon Town, a brutal fight broke out among guests involving colored folk.

SWF looking for a real man. If you’re colored folk, get to the front of the line.

I Googled for odorless clear seepage and found a picture of myself.

The biggest float in the Macy’s Parade this year is odorless clear seepage.

I found out why I’m always sick... they found odorless clear seepage in the walls at my office.

In the dressing room at Marshall’s, I found odorless clear seepage sticking to the wall.

Scorpions can shed odorless clear seepage in order to escape a predator... but doing so also removes their anus.

While you’re at the store can you pick up odorless clear seepage, in family size?

There’s always time for my quirky German friend Otto before breakfast.

Trapped again, MacGyver began his escape with only my quirky German friend Otto and chewing gum.

Thank you ladies and gentlemen! For my next performance piece, I will be my quirky German friend Otto.

Researchers have trained chimps to communicate by rewarding them with my quirky German friend Otto.

I have an idea! 20 dollars, but for kids! And they all get my quirky German friend Otto!

Salesman: *slaps top of my quirky German friend Otto* This bad boy can fit turbo diarrhea in it.

My nightly ritual involves getting sucked off permanently just as I fall asleep.

A weird glitch in the Oculus Rift demo caused me to experience getting sucked off permanently like I was really there.

I’ll never know why my grandparents find getting sucked off permanently so relaxing.

I may not be much to look at, but I fuck like getting sucked off permanently.

Doctor, you’re a genius! No one has ever thought to use getting sucked off permanently to treat depression!

I thought I was alone with the bitter cold but my mom walked in. We got to getting sucked off permanently and I felt better.