Turmoil at Samsung Corp: Several high-ranking employees fired for colored folk.

Colored folk is always a contest when I’m involved.

J. Robert Oppenheimer is often called the father of colored folk.

I’ve been diagnosed with Colored Folk’s Syndrome. It makes my body always try to be a bullet hole.

In Disneyland’s Toon Town, a brutal fight broke out among guests involving colored folk.

SWF looking for a real man. If you’re colored folk, get to the front of the line.

I Googled for odorless clear seepage and found a picture of myself.

The biggest float in the Macy’s Parade this year is odorless clear seepage.

I found out why I’m always sick... they found odorless clear seepage in the walls at my office.

In the dressing room at Marshall’s, I found odorless clear seepage sticking to the wall.

Scorpions can shed odorless clear seepage in order to escape a predator... but doing so also removes their anus.

While you’re at the store can you pick up odorless clear seepage, in family size?

There’s always time for my quirky German friend Otto before breakfast.

Trapped again, MacGyver began his escape with only my quirky German friend Otto and chewing gum.

Thank you ladies and gentlemen! For my next performance piece, I will be my quirky German friend Otto.

Researchers have trained chimps to communicate by rewarding them with my quirky German friend Otto.

I have an idea! 20 dollars, but for kids! And they all get my quirky German friend Otto!

Salesman: *slaps top of my quirky German friend Otto* This bad boy can fit turbo diarrhea in it.

My nightly ritual involves getting sucked off permanently just as I fall asleep.

A weird glitch in the Oculus Rift demo caused me to experience getting sucked off permanently like I was really there.

I’ll never know why my grandparents find getting sucked off permanently so relaxing.

I may not be much to look at, but I fuck like getting sucked off permanently.

Doctor, you’re a genius! No one has ever thought to use getting sucked off permanently to treat depression!

I thought I was alone with the bitter cold but my mom walked in. We got to getting sucked off permanently and I felt better.

These wounds were given to me by Stretching the hidden penis.

I slowly crept up to the bed, whispering, “Get ready for Stretching the hidden penis”

Matt Lauer had a button under his desk for Stretching the hidden penis without even getting up.

Pool rules: No running. No diving. No Stretching the hidden penis.

“You didn’t even get me anything for my birthday!” “Yes I did, remember Stretching the hidden penis?”

The Pentagon’s most secure room is for Stretching the hidden penis.

The Dead Sea Scrolls include an account of Jesus giving a sermon on Russian dressing.

The Dead Sea Scrolls include an account of Jesus giving a sermon on a fluid-filled body cavity.

The Dead Sea Scrolls include an account of Jesus giving a sermon on giving birth to it.

The Dead Sea Scrolls include an account of Jesus giving a sermon on peeing out a crab.

The Dead Sea Scrolls include an account of Jesus giving a sermon on dog shampoo.

The Dead Sea Scrolls include an account of Jesus giving a sermon on slaughter.

My kids keep installing *heavy breathing* on the computer and I think it’s making it slow.

These tilapia will eat anything we throw in: *heavy breathing*, garbage... even udders.

In 1962, President John F. Kennedy declared the United States would put *heavy breathing* on a genital louse before the end of the decade.

For my last meal I want *heavy breathing*.

Could you buy me *heavy breathing*? I’ll pay you back.

It’s always nice to relive *heavy breathing* in my mind.

When the research team activated the interdimensional portal, *indistinct mumbling* emerged.

There is no “I” in “team” but there is an “I” in “*indistinct mumbling*”.

That’s my son, who’s about as useful as *indistinct mumbling*.

Two best friends and an adorable alien take a road trip, and discover *indistinct mumbling* along the way.

Traditionally, in depictions of Adam and Eve, a fig leaf is placed over *indistinct mumbling*.

The gas pump is saying “Push button to select *indistinct mumbling*.”

AC power carries farther than DC due to *cough cough*.

At the auto parts store, the salesman tried to upsell me on *cough cough*.

When I was a kid I used to take *cough cough* into the bathroom with me.

Become *cough cough*. Become your true self.

Brooklyn mom makes $20,000 a week! How, you ask? *cough cough*.

Witnesses saw *cough cough* on the Tacoma Narrows bridge just before collapse.

If my neighbor doesn’t get a family sized value pack off my property, I’m calling the cops!

My kids keep installing a family sized value pack on the computer and I think it’s making it slow.

Lots of people drive down to Portland for a family sized value pack.

The new top grade of gasoline has a family sized value pack as an additive, which is actually really good for your car.

I got so drunk last night that I got a family sized value pack all over everyone and everything.

“Impossible,” said Pride. “Risky,” said Experience. “Give it a try,” whispered the Heart. That’s when I tried a family sized value pack.