SuperJer Against Humanity Suggestions: 3rd Strike

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SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 21 • 6779

Most of a poodle

The Perfect Moscow Mule: One shot of vodka, ginger beer, and a squeeze of most of a poodle. Serve in lubricant.

Woah, weird, is anyone else getting turned on by most of a poodle?

Peter Molyneux’s new game will use facial recognition to explore most of a poodle in a very realistic way.

Here at Walt Disney World Resort, we are committed to using most of a poodle wisely.

I’m starting a new religion based on most of a poodle.

These wounds were given to me by most of a poodle.

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Feb 13 at 20:57 UTC

SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 21 • 6779

My tax dollars

That’s my son, who’s about as useful as my tax dollars.

Celebrities keep getting cancelled over my tax dollars. And you know what? They deserve it.

Go, go, Gadget My Tax Dollars!

I thought I was being attacked, so I defended myself with my tax dollars.

In this story, only the true king can pull Excalibur out of my tax dollars.

Ever since I got back from Mexico I’ve been really into my tax dollars.

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Wednesday at 08:06 UTC — Ed. Wednesday at 08:08 UTC

Signa
2013 Dec 28 • 224

Spraying crude oil on animals

Just once, I’d like to hear you say “Thanks, Mom. Thanks for spraying crude oil on animals.”

Shhh! I need help making spraying crude oil on animals look like an accident.

The Great Wall was actually built to keep spraying crude oil on animals out of mainland China.

If we’re gonna play an RPG, my character is going to spray crude oil on animals.

I’m glad you’re my new roomie, my last one was always spraying crude oil on animals. Always.

Today I learned my father has been spraying crude oil on animals for forty years.

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6 hours ago