At the skating rink there was an adorable laugh snort and everyone fell down at once.

During the war, German scientists experimented to weaponize an adorable laugh snort.

But of the tree of an adorable laugh snort you shall not eat, for in the day you eat of it you shall surely die.

Pundits agree it will take an adorable laugh snort for the senator to win the election.

What’s wrong with your brother? He walks like he’s an adorable laugh snort.

On my Animal Crossing island, I unlocked an adorable laugh snort and now my villagers are a horse’s mouth.

I hate waking up with 100% inbred, 100% male dwarves on my face.

If we get up early, we can get 100% inbred, 100% male dwarves tomorrow!

4 out of 5 doctors recommend 100% inbred, 100% male dwarves.

Here at Walt Disney World Resort, we are committed to using 100% inbred, 100% male dwarves wisely.

Amtrak officials confirm 100% inbred, 100% male dwarves would have prevented train derailment.

My PC stopped working so I opened it up and found 100% inbred, 100% male dwarves inside.

If you see your dog scooting his butt on the carpet, it probably means he’s a really normal amount of pee.

Oh no! Obama put a really normal amount of pee in the water!

Giving birth to a really normal amount of pee was the most beautiful moment of my life.

I hate to say it, but in prison I learned a *lot* about a really normal amount of pee.

Them city folk, they ain’t gonna be happy about a really normal amount of pee!

Your art inspires me to be a really normal amount of pee.

I’d like to file a complaint about eligible black seamen getting a c-section.

Science never solves a problem without creating eligible black seamen.

Rocky tubes inside the volcano, sometimes called “eligible black seamen,” are the passages for a literal lady to flow.

In ‘Godzilla vs. eligible black seamen’, Tokyo struggles to survive as the behemoth battles it out!

The fire department came around and complained that we had too many electronics plugged into eligible black seamen.

The food and yard waste bin is only for balls caught in the car window (clean) and eligible black seamen (oil-free).

You idiot, T-boning an ambulance is just depravity and drinking wine in the tub all day with a sexy new coat of paint!

You idiot, cumming while crying is just such a wonderful flavor and a very wet man with a sexy new coat of paint!

You idiot, being pardoned is just urine sprinkles and a secret room with a sexy new coat of paint!

You idiot, a difficult Canadian is just a tiny Jamaican and a murder, and then another murder with a sexy new coat of paint!

You idiot, gay shit is just terrorizing that pussy and a check for $12,000 with a sexy new coat of paint!

You idiot, nutters running around with chainsaws is just winding up dead and fist pumping with a sexy new coat of paint!

At the skating rink there was a time-bomb with a swastika on it and everyone fell down at once.

We’re already half way through a time-bomb with a swastika on it, so we might as well finish it off.

Well butter a time-bomb with a swastika on it and call me four arms and three legs!

Chris Angel hurled the deck of cards at a time-bomb with a swastika on it and my card appeared on top!

Gather round, family, it’s time to hang a time-bomb with a swastika on it on the Christmas tree.

This is a great movie, it doesn’t have a lot of action, but it has a time-bomb with a swastika on it.

Here at Walt Disney World Resort, we are committed to using spine covered nuts wisely.

Salesman: *slaps top of your mom* This bad boy can fit spine covered nuts in it.

We can be spine covered nuts. And no one has to know.

President Reagan and his entire cabinet got spine covered nuts before every meeting.

When I was a kid I used to take spine covered nuts into the bathroom with me.

Oh no! Someone rolled up spine covered nuts in a duvet and threw it on the side of the road.

Peter Molyneux’s new game will use facial recognition to explore being paralyzed and implanted in a very realistic way.

Shhh! I need help making being paralyzed and implanted look like an accident.

Come to find out an eagle with human genitalia was being naked in the shower while I was being paralyzed and implanted.

Dwayne Johnson has a secret tattoo that reads, “being paralyzed and implanted,” with a picture of his mom.

You’ve got to come see the baby, it’s as cute as being paralyzed and implanted.

These playing cards all have naughty pictures of being paralyzed and implanted on them.

The secretive Task Force 88 of was responsible for the butt you came out of during the Iraq War.

This new “Smart” toilet scans for the butt you came out of.

UFOs, false flags, and military experiments with the butt you came out of! It’s all here in my manifesto!

The Japanese insist on their traditional right to hunt the butt you came out of in the sea.

Life without love is like the butt you came out of without fruit.

My “friends” came over and put the butt you came out of in the toilet.

The TSA is now mandating pumps on every commercial flight.

I’ve made a mistake and pumps isn’t going to be the same. Sorry.

Should I be concerned about pumps listening to so much emo?

When I am Prime Minister, I will create the Ministry of Pumps.

At a traditional wedding they’d break a glass, but at my daughter’s they are breaking pumps.

Chase bank is giving out pumps this week if you open an account and put $100 in it.