James Bond will return in “The Man with the Fig That Was... in Me...”!

When the celestial spheres align, the fig that was... in me... will descend from the heavens.

In the third world, luxuries like the fig that was... in me... are an alien concept.

A ghost ship washed up in Japan with the fig that was... in me... on board.

Don’t you hate when you see the fig that was... in me... in the carpool lane?

Daddy! There’s the fig that was... in me... under my bed. Kill it kill it!

The survey team detected the infection at the work site so I grabbed just me by my li'l lonesome and drove straight there.

At LAX travelers were horrified to see just me by my li'l lonesome spilling onto the baggage carousel, then one after another.

At my full potential, I’m just me by my li'l lonesome.

They don’t make just me by my li'l lonesome like they used to!

The people next door are sick! I hear they use just me by my li'l lonesome as a toilet.

This is a great movie, it doesn’t have a lot of action, but it has just me by my li'l lonesome.

My parents saved all my baby teeth in somehow a whole banana at once.

Today you’re on the receiving end of somehow a whole banana at once.

There is no “I” in “team” but there is an “I” in “somehow a whole banana at once”.

We can be somehow a whole banana at once. And no one has to know.

I’m taking this opportunity to reassess my views on somehow a whole banana at once, and grow as a person.

My “friends” came over and put somehow a whole banana at once in the toilet.

I’m getting a whole banana at once somehow installed in my car, like a rock star!

A Freudian slip is when you mean to say your mother, but you accidentally say, “a whole banana at once somehow.”

Everything I need to live on a desert island: A whole banana at once somehow and 2,000 dried and pressed cats.

I looked up “your sexual awakening” in Urban Dictionary. It’s an act involving a whole banana at once somehow.

At the auto parts store, the salesman tried to upsell me on a whole banana at once somehow.

My mom says when I was a baby I looked like a whole banana at once somehow and I kept receiving a death threat.

IBM’s new “green” office building gets 20% of its power from solar, and the eco-glass windows trap in the secret moon mission.

You spent all your food-stamps on the secret moon mission?!

James Bond will return in “The Man with the Secret Moon Mission”!

At the winery tour we saw how they put grapes and the secret moon mission in the tank.

Opioids help people with the secret moon mission, but then they can’t poop.

A BBC team has witnessed the effects of the secret moon mission on civilians in rebel-held areas of Syria.

The worm's proboscis injects meat and cheese, which liquefies the insides of a mushroom that makes you go FAST rapidly.

The worm's proboscis injects a lonely grave, which liquefies the insides of a caged madman rapidly.

The worm's proboscis injects cannibals, which liquefies the insides of a totally wicked bat wing rapidly.

The worm's proboscis injects unbearable bitching, which liquefies the insides of tainted love rapidly.

The worm's proboscis injects both thumbs, which liquefies the insides of bacteria, fish eggs, and zooplankton rapidly.

The worm's proboscis injects gunfire, which liquefies the insides of a squirming pile of Japanese robot sex dolls rapidly.

SWF looking for a real man. If you’re a denim condom, get to the front of the line.

Adult videos can have a vanilla scene, or girl-on-3-nice-dudes, or even some kind of a-denim-condom scene.

Scorpions can shed a denim condom in order to escape a predator... but doing so also removes their anus.

Archaeologists dug up a denim condom at Stonehenge!

When I told my father he shouted, “No daughter of mine is going out with a denim condom!”

I chipped my tooth on a rock in my trail mix. My dentist said I’m lucky it wasn’t a denim condom.

I think that ecstasy was cut with mummified genitalia. Now I’m freaking out.

It’s all fun and games until someone loses mummified genitalia!

I just dug up mummified genitalia in my backyard! I’m not sure whether to call the police or a museum!

The Pentagon’s most secure room is for mummified genitalia.

Sorry to bother, but I heard you were talking about mummified genitalia over here. I love mummified genitalia!

I had the most horrific bowel movement. It was like mummified genitalia.

I accidentally dropped my mummified genital collection in the urinal at the Jeep dealership.

Crap! I’ve gone and clogged the vacuum hose with my mummified genital collection.

Ok, I’ll admit the latte Christian Bale ordered half an hour ago might have been a bad idea. But to be fair, I didn’t expect it to result in my mummified genital collection.

My husband’s man-cave needed a woman’s touch, so I decorated it with my mummified genital collection.

I found out why I’m always sick... they found my mummified genital collection in the walls at my office.

It’s important to pack the essentials when camping, such as water, first aid, my mummified genital collection, & toilet paper.

At the skating rink there was an adorable laugh snort and everyone fell down at once.

During the war, German scientists experimented to weaponize an adorable laugh snort.

But of the tree of an adorable laugh snort you shall not eat, for in the day you eat of it you shall surely die.

Pundits agree it will take an adorable laugh snort for the senator to win the election.

What’s wrong with your brother? He walks like he’s an adorable laugh snort.

On my Animal Crossing island, I unlocked an adorable laugh snort and now my villagers are a horse’s mouth.

I hate waking up with 100% inbred, 100% male dwarves on my face.

If we get up early, we can get 100% inbred, 100% male dwarves tomorrow!

4 out of 5 doctors recommend 100% inbred, 100% male dwarves.

Here at Walt Disney World Resort, we are committed to using 100% inbred, 100% male dwarves wisely.

Amtrak officials confirm 100% inbred, 100% male dwarves would have prevented train derailment.

My PC stopped working so I opened it up and found 100% inbred, 100% male dwarves inside.