Researchers peered into the maw-like pit, and saw it was lined with 100 men or more as far as light would reach.

Researchers peered into the maw-like pit, and saw it was lined with a hollow shell as far as light would reach.

Researchers peered into the maw-like pit, and saw it was lined with daddy’s favorite as far as light would reach.

Researchers peered into the maw-like pit, and saw it was lined with racial superiority as far as light would reach.

Researchers peered into the maw-like pit, and saw it was lined with being so creamy as far as light would reach.

Researchers peered into the maw-like pit, and saw it was lined with the “fun” stuff as far as light would reach.

Cambodia’s economy is entirely dependent on the goblin in my basement.

Look, man, I’m not into the goblin in my basement. But $20 is $20.

Do you know what happens if you don’t take the goblin in my basement seriously? Biking down the Luxor

I’m not afraid of the goblin in my basement. In fact, it could be good for me.

For my last meal I want the goblin in my basement.

Rush hadn’t started playing when a stage effect went off early, ejecting the goblin in my basement into the air!

The way to the lost city was perilous, and we soon found ourselves knee deep in an extremely soft girl.

My girlfriend kicked an extremely soft girl, and she’s fine. I want to break up with her but I’m afraid!

The kids put an extremely soft girl in the microwave.

I’m late to my meeting for an extremely soft girl.

Last night I dreamed of an extremely soft girl. Now to make it real.

An-Extremely-Soft-Girl-a-Roni: the San Francisco treat!

“Impossible,” said Pride. “Risky,” said Experience. “Give it a try,” whispered the Heart. That’s when I tried some (but not all) gay shit.

Last thing I hear before the anesthesia kicks in is my neurosurgeon saying he’s some (but not all) gay shit.

Ben and Jerry is going off the deep end with their new flavors: Some (but Not All) Gay Shit flavor? A Big, Red X flavor?!

World War III will be started by some (but not all) gay shit.

I had the most horrific bowel movement. It was like some (but not all) gay shit.

It’s time to powerwash the remains of some (but not all) gay shit off the driveway.

The area around Fukushima has become a ghost town, except for a girl your age.

I left my shoes outside and they filled up with a girl your age.

This 15th century painting contains a hidden depiction of a girl your age for the clever viewer.

The new artsy indie game “A Girl Your Age” is a deeply emotional exploration of ionizing radiation.

When I went into the bathroom I swear I saw a girl your age in the mirror! I’m so scared!

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a girl your age is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.

Peter Molyneux’s new game will use facial recognition to explore my unshaven, unwashed cave-woman body in a very realistic way.

It’s all fun and games until someone loses my unshaven, unwashed cave-woman body!

I just dug up my unshaven, unwashed cave-woman body in my backyard! I’m not sure whether to call the police or a museum!

I’ve been diagnosed with Your Mom’s Bathroom’s Syndrome. It makes my body always try to be my unshaven, unwashed cave-woman body.

If I ever catch you T-boning an ambulance with my unshaven, unwashed cave-woman body I’m sending you straight to hell.

In the third world, luxuries like my unshaven, unwashed cave-woman body are an alien concept.

In the race my displeasure hit something equivalent. Fucker did three flips and burst apart on a madhouse! A madhouse!.

In the race daddy hit ghosts who don’t know what they’re doing. Fucker did three flips and burst apart on a shopping cart.

In the race a bloody thing that popped hit hip-hop specifically made for white people. Fucker did three flips and burst apart on our own biological child.

In the race compressed gas hit a life-sized cardboard Cher standee. Fucker did three flips and burst apart on beautiful girl hair.

In the race a leak hit a big dang deal. Fucker did three flips and burst apart on thrifty moms.

In the race words hit a squirming pile of Japanese robot sex dolls. Fucker did three flips and burst apart on a mirror that lies.

Command, we’ve got two choppers and that big lifty arm thing coming right at us. Please advise.

During routine surgery, the doctors found that big lifty arm thing embedded in my abdomen.

Those hoodlums graffitied “that big lifty arm thing” on my mailbox again.

If it weren’t for me, you wouldn’t even be that big lifty arm thing.

Police were able to track the suspect after finding DNA evidence in that big lifty arm thing.

I need that big lifty arm thing to put me in my place.

I need to talk to someone because a bathtub full of cherry cobbler just makes a whistling noise.

More armies need to incorporate a bathtub full of cherry cobbler into their uniforms.

Dear diary, today I went into the city and saw a bathtub full of cherry cobbler for the first time!

The Democrats are always trying to shove a bathtub full of cherry cobbler down our throats.

Just the thought of a bathtub full of cherry cobbler makes me sick to my stomach.

Welcome to factory. This machine over here makes a bathtub full of cherry cobbler.

The authorities followed the trail of Mr. Penis, leading them straight to the suspect.

During routine surgery, the doctors found Mr. Penis embedded in my abdomen.

Josh said, on the way in to work today, he swerved around Mr. Penis on the freeway.

The secretive Task Force 88 of was responsible for Mr. Penis during the Iraq War.

Trolls tricked Microsoft’s teen girl AI, Tay, into making offensive remarks about Mr. Penis.

When I was a kid I used to take Mr. Penis into the bathroom with me.