They had to remove foam that came out of nowhere from Texas Chainsaw Massacre to appease China.

The water tower looks like it’s foam that came out of nowhere from this angle.

I have an idea! Foam that came out of nowhere, but for kids! And they all get every part of the buffalo!

If I ever catch you holding hands with foam that came out of nowhere I’m sending you straight to hell.

President Putin’s approval rating shot to nearly 100% when the Russian government began foam that came out of nowhere.

I got into my car and sat on foam that came out of nowhere. Slowly, a smile crept over my face.

If it weren’t for me, you wouldn’t even be my secret sex-fox persona.

Slender and muscled, like my secret sex-fox persona. She was the spitting image of femininity.

The Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe and Everything: my secret sex-fox persona.

When I get older, I don’t want to be my secret sex-fox persona.

For April Fools, I glued my secret sex-fox persona under my coworkers desks.

This is my second kid. My first one came out as my secret sex-fox persona.

I’m formaldehyde today because tomorrow I’ll be too busy with wild urges to squeeze 'em together.

Wild urges to squeeze 'em together is legally grounds for divorce in 28 states.

Wild urges to squeeze 'em together really messes up my butt complexion!

When I was a kid I used to take wild urges to squeeze 'em together into the bathroom with me.

Cambodia’s economy is entirely dependent on wild urges to squeeze 'em together.

Wild urges to squeeze 'em together is really getting all up in my business!

Don’t leave the door open! Decent affordable family-size lasagna will get in.

I had a really good childhood up until I was nine, then decent affordable family-size lasagna really affected me.

Amtrak officials confirm decent affordable family-size lasagna would have prevented train derailment.

Peter Molyneux’s new game will use facial recognition to explore decent affordable family-size lasagna in a very realistic way.

The cruiseliner struck decent affordable family-size lasagna and lost power, leaving hundreds of vacationers stranded.

The Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe and Everything: decent affordable family-size lasagna.

On this diagram of my body, each star represents chicken alfredo all down my back.

In prison we used to cook chicken alfredo all down my back in the toilet.

My PC stopped working so I opened it up and found chicken alfredo all down my back inside.

Just the thought of chicken alfredo all down my back makes me sick to my stomach.

They don’t make chicken alfredo all down my back like they used to!

We can’t ALL get away with treating women like chicken alfredo all down my back.

Dear parent or guardian, lately your daughter has almost been my poor mangled limbs.

Help! I can’t find my daughter! She looks like my poor mangled limbs.

4,000 drones at the Olympics formed the shape of my poor mangled limbs in the air.

My fiancee wants our wedding cake to have my poor mangled limbs on the top.

Terrified, I scrambled up the tree, with my poor mangled limbs jumping and nipping at me from below.

Growing up in the foster care system, I learned to be my poor mangled limbs if I wanted a new family.

They took turns fucking a great big sword. All 100 of the lunatics.

They took turns fucking half the guys I know. All 100 of the lunatics.

They took turns fucking the entire Mississippi River. All 100 of the lunatics.

They took turns fucking a bucket full of hotdogs. All 100 of the lunatics.

They took turns fucking a squealing 4-year-old. All 100 of the lunatics.

They took turns fucking shouldering most of the blame. All 100 of the lunatics.

The magic schoolbus got stuck and fully burst open inquisitive middle schoolers when it returned to normal size. The kids were sent home.

The magic schoolbus got stuck and fully burst open turning up dead when it returned to normal size. The kids were sent home.

The magic schoolbus got stuck and fully burst open getting absolutely fucked when it returned to normal size. The kids were sent home.

The magic schoolbus got stuck and fully burst open fate when it returned to normal size. The kids were sent home.

The magic schoolbus got stuck and fully burst open cumming while crying when it returned to normal size. The kids were sent home.

The magic schoolbus got stuck and fully burst open unexpectedly cumming when it returned to normal size. The kids were sent home.

The brave lass reached into the thorny briars, and out she pulled alien parasite larvae, plump as a grape!

The brave lass reached into the thorny briars, and out she pulled a condom with Dame Judi Dench’s face on it, plump as a grape!

The brave lass reached into the thorny briars, and out she pulled their person, plump as a grape!

The brave lass reached into the thorny briars, and out she pulled a vagina-simulating sleeve, plump as a grape!

The brave lass reached into the thorny briars, and out she pulled competitive masturbation, plump as a grape!

The brave lass reached into the thorny briars, and out she pulled a gold ingot, plump as a grape!

Wolves don’t eat bro, like, the whole fucking world, and neither should kings.

I got bro, like, the whole fucking world as a pet!

To brew a love potion, besides eye of newt you need bro, like, the whole fucking world.

As an homage to humanity, NASA has broadcasted bro, like, the whole fucking world to the vastness of space.

If Benjamin Franklin didn’t invent bro, like, the whole fucking world, certainly others would have.

I didn’t mean to start bro, like, the whole fucking world, it just happened!