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Jul 7 at 18:47 UTC
Spine covered nuts np Here at Walt Disney World Resort, we are committed to using spine covered nuts wisely. Salesman: *slaps top of your mom* This bad boy can fit spine covered nuts in it. We can be spine covered nuts. And no one has to know. President Reagan and his entire cabinet got spine covered nuts before every meeting. When I was a kid I used to take spine covered nuts into the bathroom with me. Oh no! Someone rolled up spine covered nuts in a duvet and threw it on the side of the road.
Jul 7 at 18:44 UTC
Being paralyzed and implanted v Peter Molyneux’s new game will use facial recognition to explore being paralyzed and implanted in a very realistic way. Shhh! I need help making being paralyzed and implanted look like an accident. Come to find out an eagle with human genitalia was being naked in the shower while I was being paralyzed and implanted. Dwayne Johnson has a secret tattoo that reads, “being paralyzed and implanted,” with a picture of his mom. You’ve got to come see the baby, it’s as cute as being paralyzed and implanted. These playing cards all have naughty pictures of being paralyzed and implanted on them.
Jun 30 at 19:51 UTC
The butt you came out of n The secretive Task Force 88 of was responsible for the butt you came out of during the Iraq War. This new “Smart” toilet scans for the butt you came out of. UFOs, false flags, and military experiments with the butt you came out of! It’s all here in my manifesto! The Japanese insist on their traditional right to hunt the butt you came out of in the sea. Life without love is like the butt you came out of without fruit. My “friends” came over and put the butt you came out of in the toilet.
Jun 30 at 19:50 UTC
Pumps np The TSA is now mandating pumps on every commercial flight. I’ve made a mistake and pumps isn’t going to be the same. Sorry. Should I be concerned about pumps listening to so much emo? When I am Prime Minister, I will create the Ministry of Pumps. At a traditional wedding they’d break a glass, but at my daughter’s they are breaking pumps. Chase bank is giving out pumps this week if you open an account and put $100 in it.
Jun 30 at 19:50 UTC
Pump nc Thanks for pump last night. *wink* *wink* Cambodia’s economy is entirely dependent on pump. Eventually, the Soviets fixed Chernobyl by pouring concrete over pump. Last night a water line broke, completely soaking pump. Now the dog can have it! It was awful, in the middle of intimate time, pump came out onto the bed. I can’t believe you forced my mom into pump! She’s 62!
Jun 30 at 19:49 UTC
Have you tried & 's, yet? Best candy ever? Play 1Have you tried a flip & a flip's, yet? Best candy ever? Have you tried their nightmare & their nightmare's, yet? Best candy ever? Have you tried a bunch of kids & a bunch of kids's, yet? Best candy ever? Have you tried thousands of pictures of me & thousands of pictures of me's, yet? Best candy ever? Have you tried a sexbot named F.I.S.T.O. & a sexbot named F.I.S.T.O.'s, yet? Best candy ever? Have you tried killing themself, rather than being disgraced & killing themself, rather than being disgraced's, yet? Best candy ever?
Jun 30 at 19:47 UTC
Things that don't exist: , and definitely . You're just crazy. Play 3Things that don't exist: a photo of a shotgun, a mouthful of bird suet and definitely a bird that flew indoors. You're just crazy. Things that don't exist: feeling fat and sassy, all your drama and definitely my dead boyfriend. You're just crazy. Things that don't exist: an escalator, prancing piglets and definitely being stuck forever. You're just crazy. Things that don't exist: pictures of my body, not knowing or caring why and definitely a child muzzle. You're just crazy. Things that don't exist: a bloody thing that popped, their boys and definitely her left vaginal wall. You're just crazy. Things that don't exist: this half of the planet, a friend and definitely tight clothes. You're just crazy.
May 8 at 01:33 UTC
Getting sucked off permanently v My nightly ritual involves getting sucked off permanently just as I fall asleep. A weird glitch in the Oculus Rift demo caused me to experience getting sucked off permanently like I was really there. I’ll never know why my grandparents find getting sucked off permanently so relaxing. I may not be much to look at, but I fuck like getting sucked off permanently. Doctor, you’re a genius! No one has ever thought to use getting sucked off permanently to treat depression! I thought I was alone with the bitter cold but my mom walked in. We got to getting sucked off permanently and I felt better.
May 8 at 00:38 UTC
My quirky German friend Otto n There’s always time for my quirky German friend Otto before breakfast. Trapped again, MacGyver began his escape with only my quirky German friend Otto and chewing gum. Thank you ladies and gentlemen! For my next performance piece, I will be my quirky German friend Otto. Researchers have trained chimps to communicate by rewarding them with my quirky German friend Otto. I have an idea! 20 dollars, but for kids! And they all get my quirky German friend Otto! Salesman: *slaps top of my quirky German friend Otto* This bad boy can fit turbo diarrhea in it.
May 4 at 14:36 UTC
Odorless clear seepage nc I Googled for odorless clear seepage and found a picture of myself. The biggest float in the Macy’s Parade this year is odorless clear seepage. I found out why I’m always sick... they found odorless clear seepage in the walls at my office. In the dressing room at Marshall’s, I found odorless clear seepage sticking to the wall. Scorpions can shed odorless clear seepage in order to escape a predator... but doing so also removes their anus. While you’re at the store can you pick up odorless clear seepage, in family size? |