New House Rule! On any nat 1, Gary's stupid wizard is attacked by three babies in a backpack. Fuck you, Gary.

New House Rule! On any nat 1, Gary's stupid wizard is attacked by puppets representing all the important people in your life. Fuck you, Gary.

New House Rule! On any nat 1, Gary's stupid wizard is attacked by failure. Fuck you, Gary.

New House Rule! On any nat 1, Gary's stupid wizard is attacked by $18 worth of Taco Bell™. Fuck you, Gary.

New House Rule! On any nat 1, Gary's stupid wizard is attacked by some seriously fucked shit. Fuck you, Gary.

New House Rule! On any nat 1, Gary's stupid wizard is attacked by misshapen breasts. Fuck you, Gary.

A wall broke and both of these hot dogs reached in! But my GF threw a gentleman with the tummy grumbles at it and it died?

A wall broke and spines reached in! But my GF threw toxic virginity at it and it died?

A wall broke and an old, Asian martial arts master reached in! But my GF threw 7 billion people at it and it died?

A wall broke and the Roomba reached in! But my GF threw sock puppets at it and it died?

A wall broke and flailing reached in! But my GF threw gas at it and it died?

A wall broke and a mountain of gold doubloons reached in! But my GF threw their frail human body at it and it died?

If you have a dream about school, it means you’re worried about brain necrosis.

I’ve been at work for more than 5 and half hours. Time for brain necrosis.

Well butter brain necrosis and call me a pneumatic bidet!

In a miraculous 18-hour operation, a toddler from Ivory Coast had brain necrosis removed so she can live a normal life.

4,000 drones at the Olympics formed the shape of brain necrosis in the air.

Ever since the accident, I freeze in terror at the sight of brain necrosis.

Researchers have trained chimps to communicate by rewarding them with leaving a nugget behind.

When I find myself in times of trouble, a urinal cake comes to me, speaking words of wisdom: leaving a nugget behind.

My spirit animal: leaving a nugget behind.

The new Fallout DLC will allow you to recruit leaving a nugget behind and acquire your past!

George can’t come to the party. He’s leaving a nugget behind.

The FBI is at the door. I think they’re here because of... you know... leaving a nugget behind.

In the third world, luxuries like the whole thing this time are an alien concept.

But of the tree of the whole thing this time you shall not eat, for in the day you eat of it you shall surely die.

If we’re gonna play an RPG, my character is going to be the whole thing this time.

A BBC team has witnessed the effects of the whole thing this time on civilians in rebel-held areas of Syria.

I couldn’t see the eclipse because of the whole thing this time in the sky.

A billboard on my way home had a picture of the whole thing this time and the words “No Less Than Sixteen Mexican Corpses”.

Slender and muscled, like unnecessary penises. She was the spitting image of femininity.

Today the Senate is voting on unnecessary penises.

Up next, you won’t believe what our secret cameras caught: unnecessary penises.

I need to talk to someone because unnecessary penises just makes a whistling noise.

Music without the sounds of unnecessary penises is hardly music at all.

I make healthy food for my cat by receiving a lot of money with unnecessary penises. Oreo loves it!

When the bear came at me it was like my 3 weed-smoking girlfriends.

This is my second kid. My first one came out as my 3 weed-smoking girlfriends.

Come on down to Golden Corral™ for my 3 weed-smoking girlfriends.

Terrified, I scrambled up the tree, with my 3 weed-smoking girlfriends jumping and nipping at me from below.

Matt Lauer had a button under his desk for my 3 weed-smoking girlfriends without even getting up.

Apparently, “My 3 Weed-smoking Girlfriends” is a dance move on TikTok.

If Benjamin Franklin didn’t invent doughy pink-faced gingers, certainly others would have.

I will do anything for doughy pink-faced gingers. But I won’t do that!

I’ve got a master’s degree in Doughy Pink-faced Gingers!

The gas pump is saying “Push button to select doughy pink-faced gingers.”

My girlfriend was getting shoes out of the closet. Lucky she didn’t look up, or she’d have seen doughy pink-faced gingers.

I tried to get on the bus but every seat was taken up by doughy pink-faced gingers.

During the half-time show, a “wardrobe malfunction” with Janet Jackson’s costume exposed full uncut virgin to the audience.

I think it’s lovely that you’re getting into full uncut virgin, but I won’t tell your father. He’ll disapprove.

I can’t believe it, Jason! I’ve been gone for 24 hours and you’re still full uncut virgin!

I was surprised to find bones in full uncut virgin. Is that normal?

In this story, only the true king can pull the sword out of full uncut virgin.

Astronaut Chris Hadfield is well known for sneaking full uncut virgin onto the International Space Station.

President Putin’s approval rating shot to nearly 100% when the Russian government began the young finger of a slender woman.

I want to say one word to you, just one word: the young finger of a slender woman.

A Russian couple taught a bear how to be the young finger of a slender woman.

Howdy neighbor, love what you’ve done with the garage! Let’s get the young finger of a slender woman sometime!

My publisher demanded I remove the young finger of a slender woman from my manuscript on account of “decency.”

I actually clicked page 2 on Google cuz I was so desperate searching for the young finger of a slender woman.