My brother and I started a business huffing Duralogs, since we’re so good at it.

YouTube’s Karate Kid reboot is like the original, except everyone’s huffing Duralogs.

When you said sounding like “SHOOOOM!”, I thought you meant in a sexual way. I didn’t know you were talking about huffing Duralogs.

Traffic is backed up for 7 miles due to an overturned semi. The driver was huffing Duralogs.

I’ve been diagnosed with huffing Duralogs.

Disneyland has a zero-tolerance policy for huffing Duralogs.

Dude! Her dress was so sheer I could see ice cold fingers!

You know what never fails to liven up the party? Ice cold fingers.

Tagliette is a former police officer accused of ice cold fingers, according to court records.

Give me liberty or give me ice cold fingers!

Apparently, “Ice Cold Fingers” is a dance move on TikTok.

10% of all proceeds will go to The Ice Cold Fingers Foundation.

Justin Trudeau’s campaign promise: cumming while crying in every room, and a bowel mistake on every corner.

The whole story is a hoax! I have nothing to do with a bowel mistake!

In public restrooms I always put a bowel mistake on the toilet before sitting down.

In the dressing room at Marshall’s, I found a bowel mistake sticking to the wall.

At the urgent care clinic they distracted me with a bowel mistake. I barely even felt the needles.

My dream is to build a bowel mistake for me and my wife.

No one in Morocco can have wiping with one square without registering with the government.

I had better get reimbursed for wiping with one square.

In Wal*Mart we saw a man wiping with one square.

The thief was caught stealing from the sultan, and so was thrown into the pit of wiping with one square.

Steve Jobs thought he could cure his cancer with wiping with one square, a naturopathic remedy.

This year’s hottest new fashion is wiping with one square on your head.

What the accounting department lacks in attractiveness, we make up for in siphoning gas from your girlfriend.

My dad’s in trouble with the IRS for not siphoning gas from your girlfriend.

Up next, you won’t believe what our secret cameras caught: siphoning gas from your girlfriend.

The city council wants to cut down on siphoning gas from your girlfriend after 8pm.

When I was a kid, to avoid nightmares, I stayed awake by siphoning gas from your girlfriend.

I clean an even harder bang by putting it in the dishwasher. It usually doesn’t end up siphoning gas from your girlfriend.

According to Japanese folklore, a person's BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM is stored in the butt

According to Japanese folklore, a person's all creation is stored in the butt

According to Japanese folklore, a person's no evidence of any infidelity is stored in the butt

According to Japanese folklore, a person's wet dog smell is stored in the butt

According to Japanese folklore, a person's yanking hard is stored in the butt

According to Japanese folklore, a person's just crankin’ that hog is stored in the butt

If mom hears us talking about Calling your mom for condom directions we’ll be SO grounded!

Your art inspires me to be Calling your mom for condom directions.

After last week’s stunning victory, the wrestler earned his nickname “Calling Your Mom for Condom Directions”

Let’s wait for Mom to fall asleep, then we can sneak out and get Calling your mom for condom directions.

We’re already half way through Calling your mom for condom directions, so we might as well finish it off.

It’s not delivery. It’s Calling your mom for condom directions.

Lots of people drive down to Portland for a non-consensual massage.

The true reason for the Tacoma Narrows Bridge collapse? A non-consensual massage.

The suspect’s pockets were full of pictures of a non-consensual massage.

We’re already half way through a non-consensual massage, so we might as well finish it off.

Some perv at work put a hidden camera in a censor bar to watch people a non-consensual massage.

At the office we all got trophies. Mine says, “Best A Non-consensual Massage.”

I want to be buried with Sexually aggressive midgets.

Don’t count Sexually aggressive midgets before they hatch.

My mom says when I was a baby I looked like Sexually aggressive midgets and I kept squirting everywhere.

My usual at Starbucks is a Grande Caramel Sexually-aggressive-midgets-iatto with whip and sprinkles.

According to Irish tradition, it’s lucky to touch Sexually aggressive midgets.

I’m glad you’re my new roomie, my last one was always Sexually aggressive midgets. Always.