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Dec 18 at 20:27 PST
Whoopie in the poopy
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Rush hadn’t started playing when a stage effect went off early, ejecting whoopie in the poopy into the air!

It’s always nice to relive whoopie in the poopy in my mind.

Actually owning whoopie in the poopy? In this economy?

Your art inspires me to be whoopie in the poopy.

Disneyland has a zero-tolerance policy for whoopie in the poopy.

Last thing I hear before the anesthesia kicks in is my neurosurgeon saying he’s whoopie in the poopy.




Having whoopie in the poopy
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Zaloxocor is not for everyone. Side effects include a rat’s... anus?, a man in a meat suit, dry mouth, and having whoopie in the poopy.

The survey team detected having whoopie in the poopy at the work site so I threw my tools in my truck and drove straight there.

I had visions of having whoopie in the poopy while in the sensory deprivation tank.

Wine tasters describe this vintage as having silky hints of caramel and a mouthfeel like having whoopie in the poopy.

Just once, I’d like to hear you say “Thanks, Mom. Thanks for having whoopie in the poopy.”

The plot twist in the new Knives Out: a built-in toilet turned out to have whoopie in the poopy.


3 nice dudes
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Some anarchist made the sign over the expressway say “THE STATE IS 3 NICE DUDES.”

Today’s baseball game was called off when an irate fan threw 3 nice dudes at a player from the stands.

Last night was the tragic result of 3 nice dudes.

A salesman came to the door selling natural home birth. I didn’t open. He slid 3 nice dudes under the door.

According to Irish tradition, it’s lucky to touch 3 nice dudes.

The good news is that I was only barfing because I ate 3 nice dudes.


Tickling the hostages
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Do they make pills for tickling the hostages?

15% of married men say they’ve cheated by tickling the hostages with another woman.

A guerrilla ad campaign for Netflix’s new show has people spotting tickling the hostages around town.

Some anarchist made the sign over the expressway say “THE STATE IS TICKLING THE HOSTAGES.”

The new Fallout DLC will allow you to recruit sex and acquire tickling the hostages!

My financial analyst has advised me to invest my fortune in tickling the hostages.


I have a folder on my desktop named  , just for the memes.

I have a folder on my desktop named too much milk, just for the memes.

I have a folder on my desktop named a squirming pile of Japanese robot sex dolls, just for the memes.

I have a folder on my desktop named what makes my girlfriend scream when I put it in her mouth, just for the memes.

I have a folder on my desktop named that sex move that drives me crazy, just for the memes.

I have a folder on my desktop named the measure of a man, just for the memes.

I have a folder on my desktop named moving and talking at the same time, just for the memes.


Nov 25 at 12:36 PST
Being waterboarded to the soundtrack of Disney's Tarzan
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At the book signing, George R.R. Martin signed my copy of ‟A Song of Being Waterboarded to the Soundtrack of Disney's Tarzan”! I shook his hand and it felt like Being waterboarded to the soundtrack of Disney's Tarzan.

At my full potential, I’m Being waterboarded to the soundtrack of Disney's Tarzan.

The most romantic thing ever? Being waterboarded to the soundtrack of Disney's Tarzan, obviously.

This food is so good it’s making Being waterboarded to the soundtrack of Disney's Tarzan quiver!

News at 11: Being waterboarded to the soundtrack of Disney's Tarzan at a loading screen convention.

You’re not a mom! You’re just Being waterboarded to the soundtrack of Disney's Tarzan!


Sep 22 at 11:46 PDT
Michael Jackson's other glove
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I need to talk to someone because Michael Jackson's other glove just makes a whistling noise.

Chimps in the wild have been observed using Michael Jackson's other glove to forage for food.

Alien cover-ups, false flag operations, and military experiments with Michael Jackson's other glove! It’s all here in my manifesto!

Men, like a difficult Canadian, go farthest when they are Michael Jackson's other glove.

Mortally wounded by three shots to his abdomen, the Secret Service agent returned fire, killing the assassin with Michael Jackson's other glove.

When I saw Michael Jackson's other glove I was nervous, but when it started coming toward me, making a little whoopsie, I freaked!


Aug 23 at 21:56 PDT
My cousin made up some black cards on the spot. Gonna test them with our white cards.
As the sun rose, a shadow could be seen of me  {scv}

As the sun rose, a shadow could be seen of me stretching my husband’s anus

As the sun rose, a shadow could be seen of me sudden nudity

As the sun rose, a shadow could be seen of me getting milked

As the sun rose, a shadow could be seen of me dying evil

As the sun rose, a shadow could be seen of me so much beef

As the sun rose, a shadow could be seen of me a vagina-simulating sleeve




The dog barked and ran away, because I was  {scv}

The dog barked and ran away, because I was another man

The dog barked and ran away, because I was a snake pit

The dog barked and ran away, because I was a prybar

The dog barked and ran away, because I was complete removal of the head

The dog barked and ran away, because I was fornicating all day, every day

The dog barked and ran away, because I was a muffled yell


Aug 23 at 21:38 PDT
T-posing while peeing
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Them city folk, they ain’t gonna be happy about T-posing while peeing!

Wine tasters describe this vintage as having silky hints of caramel and a mouthfeel like T-posing while peeing.

My spirit animal: T-posing while peeing.

T-posing while peeing? I got all dressed up for T-posing while peeing?

I saw the twins in the corridor. I froze in terror as they said, “You’ll be T-posing while peeing with us.”

Interested in my services? Mail me at: t-posing-while-peeing@killing-all-men.biz


2023 May 8 at 19:19 PDT
How about  , if you know what I'm saying?

How about neglecting a spike, if you know what I'm saying?

How about a kiss on the lips, if you know what I'm saying?

How about $20 worth of pot, if you know what I'm saying?

How about being dipped in chocolate, if you know what I'm saying?

How about Teddy Roosevelt’s giant fossilized face, if you know what I'm saying?

How about plummeting from 20,000 feet, if you know what I'm saying?


2022 Sep 17 at 22:07 PDT
Popping the scrotum to get the testicle
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The thief was caught stealing from the sultan, and so was thrown into the pit of popping the scrotum to get the testicle.
“D” is for popping the scrotum to get the testicle.
Every morning I hop out of bed and get straight to popping the scrotum to get the testicle, even before I put on my clothes.
Introducing, The Popping the Scrotum to Get the Testicle diet, where you can lose 5lbs a week without exercise.
If mom hears us talking about popping the scrotum to get the testicle we’ll be SO grounded!
Some anarchist made the sign over the expressway say “THE STATE IS POPPING THE SCROTUM TO GET THE TESTICLE.”