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Apr 15 at 22:10 UTC
Audiences of the Minecraft movie have started screaming {n} in the theatre for more views on TikTok. Jack Black was not amused. Audiences of the Minecraft movie have started screaming my weed dealer in the theatre for more views on TikTok. Jack Black was not amused. Audiences of the Minecraft movie have started screaming Crisco ® in the theatre for more views on TikTok. Jack Black was not amused. Audiences of the Minecraft movie have started screaming beautiful girl hair in the theatre for more views on TikTok. Jack Black was not amused. Audiences of the Minecraft movie have started screaming their dead parents in the theatre for more views on TikTok. Jack Black was not amused. Audiences of the Minecraft movie have started screaming a bulky frame, sturdy legs, and rounded cloven hooves in the theatre for more views on TikTok. Jack Black was not amused. Audiences of the Minecraft movie have started screaming whatever THAT is in the theatre for more views on TikTok. Jack Black was not amused.
Mar 11 at 21:32 UTC
Yoga balls nc A billboard on my way home had a picture of yoga balls and the words “99 Dancers, Dancing in Unison”. Emergency crews with a helicopter took 3 hours to rescue a bus full of yoga balls hanging over the freeway. In public restrooms I always put yoga balls on the toilet before sitting down. “You didn’t even get me anything for my birthday!” “Yes I did, remember yoga balls?” The area around Fukushima has become a ghost town, except for yoga balls. Little girls are made of sugar, spice, and yoga balls. Sitting on yoga balls v Cosmetic surgeons hate this! Sitting on yoga balls can increase your breast size in three weeks! I met this hot chick online. She says she’s sitting on yoga balls and I think I believe her! Sorry I’m late. There was sitting on yoga balls in my usual parking spot. My car looks like it’s sitting on yoga balls but I don’t mind. It gets me from point A to point B. Kamchatka is famous for the abundance of you sick fucks, with an estimated three to four sitting on yoga balls per 100 square kilometers. Run, Run, as fast as you can! You can’t catch me, I’m sitting on yoga balls.
Mar 6 at 07:19 UTC
Mastrubating in Grandma's bed v My brother and I started a business mastrubating in Grandma's bed, since we’re so good at it. If we’re gonna play an RPG, my character is going to be mastrubating in Grandma's bed. The only thing standing in your way is mastrubating in Grandma's bed. My neighbors like to gather in front of my house for mastrubating in Grandma's bed. I think it’s sweet. Mastrubating in Grandma's bed? I got all dressed up for mastrubating in Grandma's bed? Rush hadn’t started playing when a stage effect went off early, ejecting mastrubating in Grandma's bed into the air!
Feb 6 at 05:03 UTC
The friendliest shit nc My nightly ritual involves the friendliest shit just as I fall asleep. The Luba of Central Africa are the only known culture with a specific word for the friendliest shit. What’s in the fridge? Soda, OJ, the friendliest shit... Sweet! Sunny-D! Huge scandal this week as the PM of Australia was caught with the friendliest shit. I came with the friendliest shit to school to show my friends, but stupid Billy Carter brought the T-Rex so nobody even noticed! Always hold on to the friendliest shit to remember me.
Feb 1 at 22:00 UTC
Getting stuck in an elevator and accused of shooting your dad v New Mountain Dew™ flavor: Getting Stuck in an Elevator and Accused of Shooting Your Dad Blast! I had the most horrific bowel movement. It was like getting stuck in an elevator and accused of shooting your dad. We finally hired a guy at work to take care of getting stuck in an elevator and accused of shooting your dad. In my state, getting stuck in an elevator and accused of shooting your dad is a legal right for me and my native brothers. The water tower looks like it’s getting stuck in an elevator and accused of shooting your dad from this angle. Introducing, The Getting Stuck in an Elevator and Accused of Shooting Your Dad Diet, where you can lose 5lbs a week without exercise.
Feb 1 at 21:59 UTC
Getting stuck in an elevator v I booby-trapped my yard so that trespassers will be surprised by getting stuck in an elevator. I met this hot chick online. She says she’s getting stuck in an elevator and I think I believe her! Life is so strange. I went to college to learn getting stuck in an elevator, but now I work at Wal*Mart. The TSA is now mandating getting stuck in an elevator on every commercial flight. Dad’s just mad because he didn’t get stuck in an elevator. My health plan has a co-pay of $15 for getting stuck in an elevator.
Jan 30 at 06:34 UTC
Elon's musk nc Parents are upset with the Spider-Man balloons I sold. The hole makes them look like they’re Elon's musk. Cambodia’s economy is entirely dependent on Elon's musk. The referee just issued a red card to my sister for sliding into Elon's musk. I saw the twins in the corridor. I froze in terror as they said, “You’ll be Elon's musk with us.” I feel great! I got Elon's musk in my bloodstream. More armies need to incorporate Elon's musk into their uniforms.
Jan 10 at 15:55 UTC
Dad's prostate nc My parents left a hot pink Post It™ note on my screen that said, “dad's prostate smearing.” On a rainy day, I prefer to cuddle up with dad's prostate. In a miraculous 18-hour operation, a toddler from Ivory Coast had dad's prostate removed so she can live a normal life. When the celestial spheres align, dad's prostate will descend from the heavens. Just once, I’d like to hear you say “Thanks, Mom. Thanks for dad's prostate.” The only thing we could all agree on for a pizza topping: dad's prostate.
Jan 10 at 06:21 UTC
Sleeping backwards on the bed v A mouthful of bird suet sleeping backwards on the bed. Has a nice ring to it, don’t you think? At the office we all got trophies. Mine says, “Best Sleeping Backwards On the Bed.” Hiding from the Pope under the Medici Chapel, Michelangelo spent his time sleeping backwards on the bed. Surviving my overdose, from that day forward I’ve dedicated my life to sleeping backwards on the bed. 4 out of 5 doctors recommend sleeping backwards on the bed. Rush hadn’t started playing when a stage effect went off early, ejecting sleeping backwards on the bed into the air!
Jan 7 at 23:35 UTC
A hairy, sexy cave-woman n The media’s nonstop coverage of the gravy dimension is just to distract us from a hairy, sexy cave-woman. Astronaut Chris Hadfield is well known for sneaking a hairy, sexy cave-woman onto the International Space Station. The authorities followed the trail of a hairy, sexy cave-woman, leading them straight to the suspect. Life without love is like a hairy, sexy cave-woman without fruit. You stole a hairy, sexy cave-woman from a child? Them city folk, they ain’t gonna be happy about a hairy, sexy cave-woman! |