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May 22 at 06:02 UTC
I'm broken. How do I post myself?
According to Japanese folklore, a person's  {scv} is stored in the butt

According to Japanese folklore, a person's BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM is stored in the butt

According to Japanese folklore, a person's all creation is stored in the butt

According to Japanese folklore, a person's no evidence of any infidelity is stored in the butt

According to Japanese folklore, a person's wet dog smell is stored in the butt

According to Japanese folklore, a person's yanking hard is stored in the butt

According to Japanese folklore, a person's just crankin’ that hog is stored in the butt


Apr 25 at 03:12 UTC
Calling your mom for condom directions
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If mom hears us talking about Calling your mom for condom directions we’ll be SO grounded!

Your art inspires me to be Calling your mom for condom directions.

After last week’s stunning victory, the wrestler earned his nickname “Calling Your Mom for Condom Directions

Let’s wait for Mom to fall asleep, then we can sneak out and get Calling your mom for condom directions.

We’re already half way through Calling your mom for condom directions, so we might as well finish it off.

It’s not delivery. It’s Calling your mom for condom directions.


Apr 13 at 09:05 UTC
A non-consensual massage
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Lots of people drive down to Portland for a non-consensual massage.

The true reason for the Tacoma Narrows Bridge collapse? A non-consensual massage.

The suspect’s pockets were full of pictures of a non-consensual massage.

We’re already half way through a non-consensual massage, so we might as well finish it off.

Some perv at work put a hidden camera in a censor bar to watch people a non-consensual massage.

At the office we all got trophies. Mine says, “Best A Non-consensual Massage.”


Apr 11 at 15:58 UTC
Sexually aggressive midgets
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I want to be buried with Sexually aggressive midgets.

Don’t count Sexually aggressive midgets before they hatch.

My mom says when I was a baby I looked like Sexually aggressive midgets and I kept squirting everywhere.

My usual at Starbucks is a Grande Caramel Sexually-aggressive-midgets-iatto with whip and sprinkles.

According to Irish tradition, it’s lucky to touch Sexually aggressive midgets.

I’m glad you’re my new roomie, my last one was always Sexually aggressive midgets. Always.


Mar 31 at 23:28 UTC
Jesus, T-posing
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Somehow, the cat pulled Jesus, T-posing in through the pet door.

If Jesus, T-posing were in the Olympics, I might actually watch.

Sometimes I feel out of place at the gym then I look to my left and see Jesus, T-posing, and I feel better.

For my project I’m making Jesus, T-posing. But I need to see if they have a pinch at the craft store.

Jesus, T-posing is always a contest when I’m involved.

You evaded my “Jesus, T-posing” attack! Most impressive.


Using Wikipedia for sexual instruction
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What separates the winners from the losers is how a person reacts to Using Wikipedia for sexual instruction.

My garbage friends drew Using Wikipedia for sexual instruction on my face while I was passed out.

... And so my mom asked me, “If all your friends were Using Wikipedia for sexual instruction, would you be Using Wikipedia for sexual instruction as well?”

Lucy Liu has studied ancient rituals of Using Wikipedia for sexual instruction.

Pundits agree it will take Using Wikipedia for sexual instruction for the senator to win the election.

When I am Prime Minister, I will create the Ministry of Using Wikipedia for Sexual Instruction.


Dec 19 at 04:27 UTC
Whoopie in the poopy
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Rush hadn’t started playing when a stage effect went off early, ejecting whoopie in the poopy into the air!

It’s always nice to relive whoopie in the poopy in my mind.

Actually owning whoopie in the poopy? In this economy?

Your art inspires me to be whoopie in the poopy.

Disneyland has a zero-tolerance policy for whoopie in the poopy.

Last thing I hear before the anesthesia kicks in is my neurosurgeon saying he’s whoopie in the poopy.




Having whoopie in the poopy
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Zaloxocor is not for everyone. Side effects include a rat’s... anus?, a man in a meat suit, dry mouth, and having whoopie in the poopy.

The survey team detected having whoopie in the poopy at the work site so I threw my tools in my truck and drove straight there.

I had visions of having whoopie in the poopy while in the sensory deprivation tank.

Wine tasters describe this vintage as having silky hints of caramel and a mouthfeel like having whoopie in the poopy.

Just once, I’d like to hear you say “Thanks, Mom. Thanks for having whoopie in the poopy.”

The plot twist in the new Knives Out: a built-in toilet turned out to have whoopie in the poopy.


3 nice dudes
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Some anarchist made the sign over the expressway say “THE STATE IS 3 NICE DUDES.”

Today’s baseball game was called off when an irate fan threw 3 nice dudes at a player from the stands.

Last night was the tragic result of 3 nice dudes.

A salesman came to the door selling natural home birth. I didn’t open. He slid 3 nice dudes under the door.

According to Irish tradition, it’s lucky to touch 3 nice dudes.

The good news is that I was only barfing because I ate 3 nice dudes.


Tickling the hostages
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Do they make pills for tickling the hostages?

15% of married men say they’ve cheated by tickling the hostages with another woman.

A guerrilla ad campaign for Netflix’s new show has people spotting tickling the hostages around town.

Some anarchist made the sign over the expressway say “THE STATE IS TICKLING THE HOSTAGES.”

The new Fallout DLC will allow you to recruit sex and acquire tickling the hostages!

My financial analyst has advised me to invest my fortune in tickling the hostages.