SuperJer Against Humanity Suggestions: 3rd Strike

SuperJer Against Humanity Suggestions: 3rd Strike

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SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 21 • 6743
10 to 20 Earths per second
np

Do you know what happens if you don’t take 10 to 20 Earths per second seriously? Giving birth in the paper towel aisle

Scorpions can shed 10 to 20 Earths per second in order to escape a predator... but doing so also removes their anus.

My uncle is stockpiling 10 to 20 Earths per second, like the Unabomber or something.

What separates the winners from the losers is how a person reacts to 10 to 20 Earths per second.

Jonathan, don’t you understand 10 to 20 Earths per second is killing your grandmother?!

During the war, German scientists experimented to weaponize 10 to 20 Earths per second.


 
 
 
Oct 9 at 20:20 UTC
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 21 • 6743
A little evil naked devil
n

Nancy Drew and the Mystery of a Little Evil Naked Devil.

When I find myself in times of trouble, morphine comes to me, speaking words of wisdom: a little evil naked devil.

I dreamed I was back in school, late to class. You were there! But you were a little evil naked devil.

A Freudian slip is when you mean to say your mother, but you accidentally say, “a little evil naked devil.”

The Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe and Everything: a little evil naked devil.

My neighbors like to gather in front of my house for a little evil naked devil. I think it’s sweet.


 
 
 
Oct 10 at 15:19 UTC
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 21 • 6743
A startup in Texas is launching satellites that will coat the earth in  n.

A startup in Texas is launching satellites that will coat the earth in strength.

A startup in Texas is launching satellites that will coat the earth in taffy.

A startup in Texas is launching satellites that will coat the earth in a literal lady.

A startup in Texas is launching satellites that will coat the earth in their toilet pistol.

A startup in Texas is launching satellites that will coat the earth in ropes.

A startup in Texas is launching satellites that will coat the earth in cheering children.


 
 
 
Oct 10 at 15:21 UTC — Ed. Oct 10 at 15:23 UTC
Signa
2013 Dec 28 • 221
The most searched fetish on Pornhub
nc

I’ll never know why my grandparents find the most searched fetish on Pornhub so relaxing.

My PC stopped working so I opened it up and found the most searched fetish on Pornhub inside.

I need the most searched fetish on Pornhub just to feel alive.

Whoopsie! I forgot the most searched fetish on Pornhub in the car!

The government says chemtrails from planes are just condensation. But we know they’re the most searched fetish on Pornhub!

The most searched fetish on Pornhub, shipped anywhere, overnight!




Entering the most searched fetish on Pornhub
v

I make healthy food for my cat by entering the most searched fetish on Pornhub with this asshole. Oreo loves it!

My usual at Starbucks is a Grande Caramel Entering-the-most-searched-fetish-on-Pornhub-iatto with whip and sprinkles.

My teacher graded my paper F because I wrote about entering the most searched fetish on Pornhub.

Felicity got written up at work today for running to the bathroom and entering the most searched fetish on Pornhub.

Entering the most searched fetish on Pornhub is a uniquely British problem.

The four schools of ethics: relativism, universalism, utilitarianism, and entering the most searched fetish on Pornhub.


 
 
 
Oct 12 at 16:51 UTC
Crytax
Ph. D in Cryonics

2006 Apr 26 • 751
11 ₧
Screaming your name really loud and exploding
v

Woah, weird, is anyone else getting turned on by screaming your name really loud and exploding?

Ever since the accident, I freeze in terror at the sight of screaming your name really loud and exploding.

If you have a dream about school, it means you’re worried about screaming your name really loud and exploding.

I don’t give money to the homeless. Instead I provide screaming your name really loud and exploding directly.

The thief was caught stealing from the sultan, and so was thrown into the pit of screaming your name really loud and exploding.

Screaming your name really loud and exploding in the hand is worth two in the bush.


What if Gillette WAS the best a man could get?
 
 
 
Oct 20 at 03:19 UTC
aaronjer
*****'n Admin

Comrade General 5-Star
2005 Mar 21 • 5176
1,227 ₧
A denim condom
n

SWF looking for a real man. If you’re a denim condom, get to the front of the line.

Adult videos can have a vanilla scene, or girl-on-3-nice-dudes, or even some kind of a-denim-condom scene.

Scorpions can shed a denim condom in order to escape a predator... but doing so also removes their anus.

Archaeologists dug up a denim condom at Stonehenge!

When I told my father he shouted, “No daughter of mine is going out with a denim condom!”

I chipped my tooth on a rock in my trail mix. My dentist said I’m lucky it wasn’t a denim condom.


 
 
 
Oct 23 at 23:45 UTC
aaronjer
*****'n Admin

Comrade General 5-Star
2005 Mar 21 • 5176
1,227 ₧
The worm's proboscis injects  {n}, which liquefies the insides of  {n} rapidly.
Play 2

The worm's proboscis injects meat and cheese, which liquefies the insides of a mushroom that makes you go FAST rapidly.

The worm's proboscis injects a lonely grave, which liquefies the insides of a caged madman rapidly.

The worm's proboscis injects cannibals, which liquefies the insides of a totally wicked bat wing rapidly.

The worm's proboscis injects unbearable bitching, which liquefies the insides of tainted love rapidly.

The worm's proboscis injects both thumbs, which liquefies the insides of bacteria, fish eggs, and zooplankton rapidly.

The worm's proboscis injects gunfire, which liquefies the insides of a squirming pile of Japanese robot sex dolls rapidly.


 
 
 
Yesterday at 20:35 UTC — Ed. Yesterday at 20:37 UTC