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It's going to be very hard finding the RMF files of those maps.

Your only hope is to use BSPTwoMap (google it) and convert the .BSP file to a .MAP file and open it that way.

Warning: This probably won't work too well.
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I'll post as much as I want.

I was the post whore after all..
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twhl.co.za
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What's the error that you get when the map won't load?
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I don't think it is possible to do a double barrel machine gun, sorry.
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That means you have a leak and it is either your info_player_deathmatch that is touching the black space outside the map, or a hole near the info_player_deathmatch that causes the map not to be airtight.

Look for holes around the info_player_deathmatch
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BUT YOU DO IT!

You bad bad boy.
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Arider, as Super said sometimes Hammer bugs out and will "explode" your map.

That's probably what happened and that's why you're seeing more objects than you created.

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Yes a normal door.

One that is on hinges...

Um...

I really wish I had Hammer so I could help you. Actually on second thought..


It's 5 in the morning, I just got home from work and I'm very tired. Ask again when I'm not tired..
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True.

You can get STI's from pretty much any "sexual" thing, even if it is just touching.
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Molestation is wrong :(
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Sticks, go die.

Thanks :)
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Um, do you have any entities by your spawn points? Or any annoying brushes? That may be a problem.
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Sticks, nobody likes you.

I'd get admin before you any day.
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They are dying because there are not enough spawn points. I always go over the top and put 20 for each team.
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Don't bitch at him for making a post thanking you guys and telling us his map was a success.
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Okay change everyone's password, including your own, to something that you'll forget.
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Mellow is an admin?

:D!

GO MELLOW!

Ban everyone, excluding me.
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I came back again :D
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Oh the places we could go with some of these jokes.

But most of them will be lame.

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AH
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I decided long ago that I would post random things once again.

Okay, I decided about 5 seconds ago, but what the hell.

How has everyone been? I need to be around more often o_O
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A pretty big storm came through my city and knocked it over.

I've been..around.

I check the forums. I just don't post.
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Oh noes! I woke up this morning to my dad saying "You won't be going to school for a while. Look outside".

So I walked outside and found this!





After about an hour of cutting the tree down carefully to ensure no more damage, I found this much damage!





It wasn't that bad, but it got me outta school :)
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I got it tonight, going to go check it out tomorrow.
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How many lights?
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Yes name the text file .bat and double click the .bat file.
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Prefab. You can choose to make a premade computer.
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I remember about 3 years ago I ran a server. It took a good 4 months before it started staying populated.

I've always considered making a new server seeing as I now know how to work websites, forums, etc, but I don't have the time or the money to do so.

Mhe
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Easier paying for a server? That is if you have the resources to do it. And still people still won't join.
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He had a server once, but no one ever joined it.

It's hard to create a server and get people to play on it.
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I don't like the backgrounds, or actually anything that you drew. I can see the pixels too well.


Oh and I do believe in the second part (the second screen) the sun is messed up.
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"deathrunner321" said:
i am a noob at creating maps and i made one and loaded it. it got to the part where it says hit any key to continue. every thing else was fine i checked it. and when i hit a key the window goes away and nothing happens plz help!!!


Look in the folder where your compiler is at. Your map should be in there and should me called "mapname".bsp. Copy that file to your maps folder in the counter strike directory. When you do that you can now start the game and choose your map from "New Server".
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Get the glass texture.

Change Render Mode to "texture"

Change FX Amount to something between 75-125.
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Look for the wad cs_dust..or at least I think that's it.
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How many lights do you have? That's my reason.
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I voted no.
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I don't know what's worse, that you made a stun gun, or that your friends know what an electric fence feels like.
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Don't use light_environments or light_spots. Just use the generic light. That should do it.
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Photoshop is your best choice though. MSPaint screws up the quality.
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Yes you heard me! Not pretty :)
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It will let you load more processes at a time without slowing down your computer.
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Even though the pictures aren't pretty, the text makes me smile :)
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Um no. Locked.
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It's Barrow, Alaska.
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Building your own is much better than buying one premade for you.

Just my thought. You get more "bang for the buck".

I believe the computer that I built early 2005 cost me around $600 using some of the best computer hardware out there.
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Yes I got banned for a day, but it wasn't by Superjer, it was by Aaronjer. The ban actually turned into a week >>
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When compiling, on the first line after your "mapname" put -wadinclude <wad name>
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No the latest news is that it was a domestic hog, but was set wild after the previous owners had no need for it.
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You don't really need the last command line, it's just there to automatically put the map in your maps folder.

As for your problem, you can fix it by doing this.

@echo off
hlcsg mapname -nowadinclude
hlbsp mapname
hlvis mapname
hlrad mapname
copy mapname.bsp "C:\Steam\SteamApps\EMAIL\counter-strike\cstrike\maps"
pause
"C:\Steam\Steam.exe" -applaunch 10 -dev +sv_cheats 1 +map mapname
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No, there are wads that have those textures though.

To make them see through they have to have a blue background and you need to make it a func_wall with Render Mode: Solid and the thing after that 255
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Yeah you need to name it .bat
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Actually depends. Burning alive is a lot more painful because it takes more time.

If you jump, you can expect an immediate death.
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17? Ha. I doubt it.
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The entities listed are where the leaks are POSSIBLE to be found. Not exactly, but it tries to find the closest entity to give you an idea.
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I suppose it is. Fun for us, bad for you.
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^ Failed the second grade.
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More the reason for you 12 year old "scene" kids to become emo and starting cutting at a young age.
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Jumping out a giant building?

Wow mrsticks, what are you 8?

That is a video shot of a guy jumping out of the World Trade Center on 9/11. He thought his death would be less painful jumping out of a 30 story window than burning alive.
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MrSticks you read all of our minds! Please do that.
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Wow that's amazing Mr. Sticks! I would have never guessed that place existed!

You fucking idiot.
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It is only offensive to certain people, watch it and decide.
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^ Has a ridiculous carrot in his name, failure.
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Get winrar.
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You fail sir, MCR does not sing "I write sins not tragedies".

That is Panic! At the Disco.

Even though I hate both of those bands.
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Seems like there is 3 leaks.

This is what I do to find leaks.



I make a box around certain ends of the map until I can compile without a leak. Once I compile without a leak, I look inside the boxed areas and find the leak.

Finding leaks is a a very tedious job, but I'm sure if you took your time you'd find them.
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Why the fuck would I smirk at that?
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It was bad.

Very bad.
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Where would you like it?
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No one cares Brad.
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Dude that was wrong on so many levels.

Please die.
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Thanks, that's the first I've helped someone in a long time.

I had a quick tutorial for how to make cars, but it's been missing in action for a while.
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Not him, we were talking about Brad.
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I know, I just wanted to seem...more powerful than I actually am.
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Yeah what he said.
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You don't have a right to double post, especially when I'm around you jackass.
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You jackass, don't doublepost, learn to edit, only mods and admins are allowed to double post, jackass
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Actually I'm too lazy to do that, CHILL IT WITH ALL THE POSTS.
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All your posts are gone. Jackass
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"Jet Monkey Duo" said:
That's what you get for me being forgetful. Don't let it happen again.

Also, aren't you a mod now? Can't you unban yourself?


Mods only can edit posts and such, not do bans / unbans
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^ Doesn't realize that Superjer doesn't realize that I have special mod powers.
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Yay that 3 day ban turned into like a week ban.

DAMN YOU JMD

Yes that is all.
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Drop the C:/Program Files/etc. crap.

Hammer starts reading in the game folder, so just start it "models\yadayadayada\"
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^ Isn't very mellow. Fag


With my special moderator powers I choose not to allow people to use the carrots. Those who use the carrots will lose the carrot from their post, then replaced with something else. This goes in effect after this post.
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^ Is missing his carrot! OMG!!! DEDUCTION!!!


3 day ban! Wahay! Gettin' the hang of this again. Banning people is like riding a bicycle. When you fall off, you get pissed and want to take it out on the bike. JMD
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^ Is a total dumbass when it comes to anything.

-400 points JMD (Next one is a temp ban)
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^ Or going to start deleting the carrot from the posts of the people that use it.

-200 points JMD
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Is incorrect about that ban, AaronJerk.
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Doesn't realize he doesn't need to use the carrot symbol when playing this game.
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Needs to find other people to play this game, jackass.
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Is absolutely correct about me, but is extremely sorry that he himself doesn't have a girlfriend.
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Or.

Is such a fucking idiot that should go die in a hole. :)
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For Example:

Is a spectacular typing log of some sorts.
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Basically you type anything you want about the person above you!
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Yeah every last one of you shut up!
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"CornJer" said:
"molkman" said:
jacksmoke is a person?


SHOCK OF ALL SHOCKS!!!


It's amazing isn't it :)
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Why do you want to edit them?
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I can tell you the one that makes you crash if you don't have it

de_vegas.wad.
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"UberJer" said:
"superjer" said:
gg picking like all the guns in the game as your "favorite gun"


Same applies to you brad.


+10
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Your age explains everything, now leave.
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But remember Uber, he "like dies". Brad has now shown us that he is a blonde, american, teenager.
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Sometimes they'll take a while, just wait.
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make it a func_illusionary
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Do you have an origin brush for it? That might be the problem.
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"NatureJay" said:
Smoke is proof that our tendency to be irrational assholes yields fruit, or did at least once, and thus remains foundational for getting the rest of the internet back on the wagon.


This is true, if you look back at the very first posts that are in the General section of the forum, I was a reckloose and cared more about being a complete idiot than being the total opposite. But I soon found out, the hard way of course, that people like Aaronjer will keep you in check. So that is the moral of my story, don't repeat what I did, you won't like it and you might leave :O
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The new ones that just joined, they're worse than the porn bots :(
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No you can't, stop trying.

Look at my post count. You'll never get there, especially if you keep posting non-stop, you'll soon see your post count never increase :).

Thank you have a nice day.
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He made them, he didn't go download them.
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How about instead of reposting, you edit your previous post, and add the new joke there :)
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To load from map just go to File > Load and change it from looking for .rmf to looking for .map
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Okay, the map was looking pretty nice from the looks p it.
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If you hold the ALT button, you have full range of movement.
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Well I can help you out now.

1. Yes you can do that, it's not very difficult. Open Hammer and select this option, and click on the side of the brush that you want to apply the new texture to. This only textures the selected side, very helpful.

[URL=http://imageshack.us][/URL]

2. Sure go ahead and put a poster for this site, it increases the popularity. :)
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Click the drop-down box and it should have other choices. If not then somethings up...
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Yes the box is the easiest way, but isn't the most efficient.

The most efficient way is to find your leak.

Open your .MAP like more and then go to (At the top) Map>Load Pointfile and then browse to the directory that contains the pointfile for your map. If a message appears asking if you want to use the default pointfile choose yes.

Now you'll see a lot of lines that appear on your map. Follow the lines from inside your map and they will lead you to your error. This could take a long time because the lines don't always lead you directly to the leak.
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Go to File> Open and change it from searching for RMFs to searching for MAP files. (Drop-Down box near the bottom of the box)
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Usually a leak puts your map into "full bright" mode. This is where the lights are as bright as possible, and you can't see flashlights or other sorts of things.
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The first problem (The Leak) is because there is a hole in your map somewhere. What I mean by a whole is that there is a place where your brushes didn't meet exactly and there is a gap between the inside of your map and the black region outside the map. Also there might be an entity inside a wall, or outside the map.

The second problem is caused if you have a huge brush or a really small texture. What probably happened is that when you saved it as a .map some brushes exploded. Open the .map and see what it looks like.
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Make sure the entities aren't in any walls.
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I'm sorry, I lost your AIM address, closed out of it on accident, but I noticed something.

On the .map file you sent me, the map's brushes exploded. Everything kind of shot off into wrong positions. I don't know how to fix that. Try doing what super said :o
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Seems like you put a sky texture and made it an entity. Right click on your SKY texture and choose "Move To World"
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Well find that version of the map and decompile it using

BSPTwoMAP
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Make sure you followed this. Then try to recompile

http://www.superjer.com/fileext.php
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You don't need the one you downloaded, you can uninstall. I'm not sure if you'll be able to open the map you made.
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I don't believe you can keep making the grenades respawn, sorry.
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You need to rename the notepad to, "Mapname.bat"

Also did you follow this step? http://www.superjer.com/fileext.php

That may be your problem.
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To make the crates stay in one position, select the crate you want (in Valve Hammer Editor). Right click on it (on the grid) and choose "Move To World". This will make the crate only a brush, and not a entity.



To make doors open with the push of a button, follow these steps. I wrote these steps as if you already know how to make a door.

1. Make the door like you normally would except one change.
2. The change is, add a name to the door, such as "door1". Something easily remembered is nice.
3. Make another brush that you deem to be your button.
4. CTRL+T (Shortcut to make a brush an entity). From the drop down list choose "func_button".
5. First things first, go to the "Flags" tab, and choose "Don't Move".
6. Next click the "General" tab. On this tab put the name of the door in the TARGET field of the button.
7. Mess with other values, such as speed which is how fast does the button reset I believe.



To make ladders.

1. Choose the texture you want for the ladder, and make your ladder brush, and put it where you want it.
2. Duplicate the ladder brush and put it right in front of the your other ladder brush.
3. Click the ladder brush that is in the back, and press CTRL+T.
4. From here, choose func_wall from the drop-down menu.
5. Now select your other ladder brush, and press CTRL+T.
6. From this box, choose func_ladder from the drop-down menu.
7. Voila.
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You don't make CS:S maps using the Valve Hammer Editor listed in the tutorial.

To make CS:S maps you must run Hammer Editor through your Source SDK.

To find your Source SDK do the following.

1. Open Steam.
2. Select My Games.
3. Click the Tools tab.
4. Double Click the Source SDK tool.
5. Choose Hammer Editor when Source SDK is installed and running.



Your problem I believe is you are trying to make Source maps in a Hammer Editor that isn't made to make Source maps. Hopefully this helps you.
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Moved to correct forum.
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Sorry GamingFreak. That was a porn bot, the forum has been flooded with them as of late. I'll look into your problem.
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Moved to the correct forum.
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Another IP that they're coming from.

203.121.69.154

:-\

All I can do is delete the posts, but I guess that's better than nothing.
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And they're back.

New IP

203.121.69.154

What a big difference >>
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err I mean won't decompile sorry.
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Some maps won't compile.
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Post a picture showing this. (Right-Click on "My Computer" then go to properties"



Then go to Start > Run and type in "dxdiag" and click on the "Display" tab and give me a screen shot of that. Should look similar to...



Just to see if you're sure on what hardware you have installed.

If you're still lagging I would recommend first a Spyware / Adware check. Use Ad-Aware and Spyware Doctor. There are cracks for Spyware Doctor everywhere.

Yeah..if all else fails then go with a reformat, but ONLY if you know how. And don't ask how or you'll get confused.
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Search google for

WinBSPC

or

BSPTwoMAP

Those two programs will decompile a BSP into a .MAP.

The bad thing is that sometimes this programs can not fully decompile the map and there might be errors.
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Takes too long to load.
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Haha, I've seen that, my friend has it on his MySpace. Very funny indeed. We talk about it daily in choir.
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Apparently these bots have been on a lot of different forums. I ran their IP through google and there were tons of results :- \
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No Idea, and it seems SJ is out on Christmas break, ohnoes :(
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Hmm...



Yay or Nay?
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Well recently there has been a lot of porn bots coming on the forums and posting, to say the least, links to porn. When I come on the forums I'm usually deleting 10 posts of the porn bots' posts. Instead of making a new thread every time though, I'm just going to add to this thread. Hopefully SJ can find a way to cure us of the porn bots ASAP.

Porn Bots so far

Anmoterdickbas8

Aebur0

Anpoterhader

Dickbas9

Anersterhadick6

Erhabastardup18


I will also go through the recently joined users and put any SUSPECTED porn bots here

Suspected Porn Bots

Abtertedbas

IP Of Porn Bots

203.121.69.153
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yeah I said go through the users.

Here's another.


Anpoterhader
Anpoterhader
Anpoterhader
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Well did you at least ban the one I posted about ?
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Ban Aebur0, he's been spamming porn posts, I deleted them, and yeah..so do that.

I also went through the "Latest Joined Users", you might want to look into some of those "people", I think they might be porn bots too.
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Guys settle down.

I don't want anymore bickering between you two or I'll be deleting all of your posts that say something like, "OMG DUDDDE U R SO DUMBBB".

Okay thanks.
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Well from first hand experience you can't do that. The game engine won't allow you to look past a certain distance, when it can't see any further it just puts sky, or another sort of "brush" in the way.

The only thing I know to do is not make the map so long.
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The beta for VHE 3.5 has worked flawlessly for me for many months now. I don't map as much as I used to, but when I did it really helped me out. It's a great program to use especially if you're going to be adding models into maps.
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I googled the error and this is what Tommy of Escondido got me.

[code:1]This can be a tough one. If the error causing it is clearly named in the .log of the compile with coordinates, then it is easy to fix. However, if the error is not showing up, it is time to go hunting. You could look at Token too large or some of the other errors. Check your Sky environment name, Wad count, ect. You may even try reinstalling a new copy of the compile tools in case they got corrupted, it has happened![/code:1]

Look for something along those lines, and it might help.

Since it doesn't say where the error is located, you might want to go piece by piece through the map and remove any "iffy" situations that you believe could be a source of the problem.
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More like a 1000 posts ago.

Thanks Super. My name is blue now :)
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Hmm first try removing this texture from your map.

[code:1]texture -0cstrike_fj2dk[/code:1]

Then recompile and see if it is still giving you the same problem.
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Hmm that log did nothing for me :-\.

Did you use the "fit" option on any of the brushes? This could of made a texture too small.
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Post your <mapname>.log here and I'll try to help.
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We're bad? You're the one with the problem. I'm sorry that we haven't experience the problem before. We're just giving suggestions.

Oh, and at least I'm not horrible at typing as you are.
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He was trying to help you. No need to get upset over that.

I think you may need to download ZHLT again. I'm not sure if it is a ZHLT problem or an actual map problem though.
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"aaronjer" said:
Yeah! And I wanna be an admin! I'm sick of tired of that jackass Aaronjer! He's almost never here and when he DOES show up he just insults people or bans someone who didn't do anything!

Hey, wait a second... I'M Aaronjer! Oh GOD! What have I BECOME?!


You've become a person that can give me moderator access :)
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Well, seeing as I've been here a good amount of time, and I actually TRY to help people on these forums, I think it's time for maybe giving me moderator. To at LEAST the Hammer Section :). Oh, and so I can clean up what that guy "DickBas" has been posting.
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If I could, I would ban you
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Um, you should be using the Source SDK that has Hammer installed on it to make Source maps >>
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Go to those coordinates in your map.
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The World is Flat by Thomas Friedman.
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func_water.
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Or you could ignore everyone here and continue on with the course of action you have already started.
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You have to host it somewhere. Like www.imageshack.us
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Use the sky texture and put it as your roof.

Search for "sky" in the textures.
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I'm a sophomore in High School, no job as of yet, will in a few weeks though along with my license. I plan to Major in Veterinary Medicine :).
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AH! *Head Implodes*
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Stay on topic you fools. I am getting really tired of all this stupid talk.

Building a boat? You sound like me over a year ago. RAWR.
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The wad file goes in the main cstrike folder.
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I don't remember exactly, I haven't played it in so long.
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So yes, I'm reflecting on that one time when AaronJer said that he would kill me if I posted something like this again. Well this is 4 times as worse as before.
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I remember playing both airfight 1 and 2. They're way to buggy, and I remember being able to make the big green plane disappear.
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Get BSPTwoMAP from this website

http://www.slackiller.com/hlprograms.htm
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Why is there a t after that one wad include

hlcsg -wadinclude ladder.wad t < -- ?
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sounds/whatever
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No you go with me.
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No not really, she's really slow :p
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I understand completely.
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"general_zim" said:
I wonder how happy your gonna be when you're a 1337 graduate.


Doesn't matter.
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"Zarathustra" said:
Yeah, that picture with you and your sister was getting kind of creepy.


My sister? I don't have a sister though :o
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Go away.
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Okie.
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"Sgt.Fr3ak_boiz" said:
1. i was wondering why my map was lagging when i played it?
2.I still don't understand the water brush.Should it be texture or addictive or solid?
3.How can i make a radio?
4.How can i make a flame you know fire?(non damageable and damage?)
5.Why did my armour entity is onli an mp-5 gun? how can i change it to be something else or multi weapon?(all the weapon)Is it under entity property?
6. a maybe noob question bu i still don't know how to write credits and map details in my map can anyone help?

Please reply thx!


1. Do you have a leak in your map? How many things does your player have to render at a time?

2. Just make a brush with a water texture that has an "!" in front of it. This will automatically make it water without having to edit any properties.

3. What do you mean a radio?

4. I'm not sure about fire. It's just a sprite

5. Look under the entity properties.

6. What do you mean write credits? Like in the map itself? Or how it shows up when you play your map? You need to make a "mapname.txt" and put what you want in there.
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Just thought I'd let everyone know that this is my 1186th post. Thank you and good night.

This was for you AaronJer <3
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Umm..It should render red if you're making a red texture? But you need the blue color to make it transparent I believe.
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Make the background blue, and really blue I mean.

In wally in the colors palette pick the blue that has Red = 0, Green = 0, and Blue = 255. Then in the func_illusionary the Rendermode = Solid, and the FX = 255
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"CornJer" said:
1st is the worst
2nd is the best
3rd is the one with the treasure chest!


Well if I'm the best I'll take that treasure chest off your hands *yoink*
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I joined second :o

[URL=http://img85.imageshack.us/my.php?image=untitled1tu7.jpg][/URL]
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DE > Defuse?

CS > Counter Strike? (That fits I suppose)

AS > Who knows..
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RAWR
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Then it's broken.
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Umm
Hold on.

Go into your config.cfg found in your CSTRIKE folder, and look for this line

"cl_righthand". If it is not there, then add this into it

cl_righthand "1"

If it is there, but it is set to 0, then set it to one. Then join a server and type in console

exec config.cfg
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Press your help key (h by default) and then look through the options and it will let you pick right or left handed.
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I have had problems with env_explosion.

For some reason they do not reset?
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Where is the server located? Maybe I'll go there and beat them up
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Um because I'm always full of News?
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Can i plz hav moderater so i can post firetrocks in this forim.
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Just make trigger pushes around the catwalk.

Like this.

The red is where you'll put your trigger_push, while the black is the catwalk.

[URL=http://imageshack.us][/URL]
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"NatureJay" said:
Two of those look like the font used to write the Disney logo.


Good catch, the one with Gambit IS the one that was used to write the Disney logo :O
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Sorta abstract...

[URL=http://imageshack.us][/URL]

text added to

[URL=http://imageshack.us][/URL]
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How much?
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I'm working on a source version of McDiddy's right now. I just need to find out how to make my own textures for Source because if not, then the map is going to look all real and not as cartoonish as I'm hoping it will be.
Truck
User
Eww such a messy desktop. I have 3 icons on my desktop, everything else = quicklaunch. I can't stand that many icons :-\
User
I can make one for source.. I just need to get my hands on the one for 1.6 and see how well I can make it.
User
Or like me you can hold your alt key and drag the boxes the size you want. In the bottom right it says what size your boxes are.
User
"CornJer" said:
"jacksmoke234" said:
"CornJer" said:
"jacksmoke234" said:
That math is so easy, Cornjer are you in like 6th grade?


Sophmore.

It was just busy work she gave us after a linear programming test.

And I didn't do it because I slept in class. :P


What math level?


Algebra 2 honors.

Not that I wanted it to be.


Hey me too :)
User
Hmm let me think..

I think 0 is the left, I don't know right now, just drag that little angle thing on the right so it is pointing in the direction you want the door to go.
User
Make a func_door so easy :)
Truck
User
"Nezumi" said:
I'm gonna change j smoke's avatar to this:



for clarity's sake.


:O BOO!!!
User
You don't really need AlienWare. It is so much cheaper if you buy part by part and then build the computer yourself.
User
"superjer" said:
Hint: Always build your own computer EVEN IF you've never done it before. The parts come with instructions. And if there's a computer store nearby they will help you (avoid big chains).

Buying a Dell computer or similar means:
[list]
[*]You pay more, and get shitty parts and broken parts.
[*]Your computer will come loaded with viruses and spyware (no kiddin')!
[*]Your computer will deteriorate and get slower and slower and slower within weeks.
[*]You will have to buy a new one in 1-2 years instead of 3-4 years.
[/list:u]


Yeah I know, I got a really crappy Dell before because I wasn't really looking for a "gaming" computer, just a home computer, and now I have a gaming computer that is topnotch!
User
Well I got a Dell when I was new to computers, and then built my own computer this year. The Dell could never run any game at more than 50 FPS, this one that I have now runs all games at 100 FPS :)
User
"general_zim" said:
I also back my shit up. My desk in my room is filled with all my disks, including half my hard-drive from '04.



My parents refuse to buy me a jump-drive.


If I could back my items up on disks, I would do it but heres the problem....

When I was building my computer, I took parts out of my Dell. What I didn't take out was the CD Drive. Well the CD Drive I took from my friend was only a readable CD Drive and not a writable. So I decided I would get my old CD drive. Turns out, Dell hates me and nearly made it impossible to get the CD Drive out without destroying the whole case. So I left it there, and now I have only a readable CD Drive. I know it sucks, but I plan on getting a new CD Drive this Christmas so :)
User
So I was making this really fancy map for Natural Selection, and well my computer decided to act funny last night, and so I was like "My computer needs a format, so let's do it!" Well what I forgot about was the map, along with everything else. So yeah, I'm mapless and I miss it :(
User
Yeah, I'm leaning towards what Sup's is saying. When I first got to these forums I was horrible, and I then I gradually got better, and I wish everyone would do the same. I understand the shortcuts and all, but when I can't get anything from what you're saying, I'm in trouble.
User
I've noticed many people coming here talking like this

"can u help me plz i need help map and teach me ladders"

This is very hard to read and I would like if you really want help to try to speak proper English. Thank you.
User
"CornJer" said:
"jacksmoke234" said:
That math is so easy, Cornjer are you in like 6th grade?


Sophmore.

It was just busy work she gave us after a linear programming test.

And I didn't do it because I slept in class. :P


What math level?
User
Asshole.
User
Thanks for the compliments
Truck
User
I finally put mine.

My girlfriend and I
User
Yeah I get bored some times and randomly come up with these sorts of things in photoshop













[URL=http://imageshack.us][/URL]

[URL=http://imageshack.us][/URL]
User
That math is so easy, Cornjer are you in like 6th grade?
User
You could just make a func_door and set the lip to something that will fit.
User
Umm well I have some tutorials written on an old forum, if I can get access to them again I'll post them.
User
Hi. That is my product warning.
User
Then it sounds like you haven't added your FGD.

Open Hammer and go to the options thing.

In the options thing go to "Game Configurations" tab.

Click "Add" or "New" whatever it is to add a new game

Then click "Add" (Or "New") to add the "FGD" or it might say "Game Configurations" (Second little box I believe)

Then add your FGD for the game you're playing (I think Sups has a DL link? Correct me I'm wrong :o)
User
"general_zim" said:
I'm gonna go to one of those things one day and be the only 13 year old hardcore dancing.


No you're not, you'll be like the only non-emo 13 year old.
User
Nope can't find it, I found one, but it didn't fix it >>
User
Huh? You mean the entity isn't there? Or none of them? Did you add your FGD?
User
They didn't hit eachother, all they did was the windmill..

I've broken my nose in a moshpit before though o_O
Truck
User
DO NOT MEH ME! I AM YOUR UNOFFICIAL RULER!
User
You there, send me your map and I'll find your leak faster than sups could find it.
User
Didn't we do this before?
User
I lol'd.

More hitting needs to be involved.
Truck
User
HOW ABOUT. we wait to find out dun dund un
User
Yes.
User
Leaks can be tedious to find, I usually make my maps piece by piece and compile each new addon so I make sure there aren't any leaks.
User
Heres how you do it.

Go to your map folder and create a new text.

Type in the text that Superjer gave you into the new text document. Save the file as "YOURMAP.txt" Then rename it as "YOURMAP.res"
User
To load your pointfile

Map > Load Pointfile and go to your "ZHLT" folder.
User
Alright Sups, I'll try that, hopefully it will work.
User
You can't include sprites, as far as I know..

You shouldn't have to, sprites take very little time to download..
User
Is it even possible to make this work? I've tried many different ways with no prevail, does anyone know how to make them work?
User
Well it's not for CS it's for other games, such as Natural Selection.

I'm guessing you're using a target_mp3audio. If so do this.

Make that entity and then if you want it to start automatically check it's "Start On" flag, also DO NOT give it a name, a name will fuck it up from what I see.

Go to the sound line and insert the pathway of the sound "sound/blah/blah.mp3".

Near the Bottom it says "Fade Distance", I set that to one, because at 1000 it wasn't working, so try 1.

If this wasn't any help, well then damn.
User
Alright, I figured as much.
User
Well it might not be your player spawns which are actually out of the map, it could be a hole near that entity. Look near the spawns to see if you can find a leak.
Truck
User
Okay make your brush that you want to be the jumppad, then right above the said jumppad make another brush with the texture "AAATrigger" (Not really needed but it's nice).

Select the AAATrigger Brush only and press CTRL+T.

From the drop down box select "trigger_push".

Then when you have that selected, look for the "Speed of Push" line and set how much you want the jumpad to "Push" you.
User
"general_zim" said:
aight.

I love one word posts.
User
"aaronjer" said:
It's always so nice when Smoke has somethung to say. It's like a refreshing breeze. It cools the heart and soul.


I know I'm just that sort of person.


"Zarathustra" said:
Much like Vicks VapoEyedrops.


Well...Maybe Vicks Vaporub, not the eyedrops though... You dingbat.
User
I don't know why I'm posting here, I'm not really part of this so called Pole-Socking. But I have the pr0n, so I must be important.
User
Well contrary to popular belief. I like cookies.
User
Lets see this username..

I was being dropped off by one of my friends, and she said something to me. In an effort not to piss her mom off I called her a "Jacksmoke" instead of a "Jackass". Why? I have no idea..
User
OOO!! I'm making a map for Natural Selection, want to see my progress? Too bad because it looks really bad because well..I haven't textured it at all :). I'm also making a map for The Specialists. Then I'm doing another map for Natural Selection.
User
Sups help >>
User
Very simple

Create your brush
Press CTRL+T on the brush to open the entity box
Search for or type in func_door.
On the right side of the box is a circle with the word ANGLE above it.
Click the drop-down box, and select UP as your new angle
Change the other settings how you want them, and then there you go.
User
In most wads, there are included textures that are "water".
Open up the texture browser and type in "water". When the water textures start appearing, look for any of them that have an "!" in front of them. This makes it so it is automatically water when you make your brush.

If none of your brushes have the "!" in front of the name, then there is another way.

Make your water brush.
Press CTRL+T to open the entity box.
Type in func_water in the name field so you can find the entity
Set some of the settings, and then there you go
User
Okay I'm trying to make a map consisting of teleporters.

I want it so that each team can only use a certain teleporter, but the teleporters are in the same area. Is this possible?
User
"superjer" said:
BSP -> MAP has nothing to do with batch files and going the other way.

Google for winbspc or BSPtwoMAP. They are programs that will do BSP -> MAP for you.


Superjer, why are people so ignorant not to search google for simple questions about how to RUN programs. HELP ME!
Truck
User
Get the new VHE

The VHE Beta 5!

Its on the verc site!
User
Are you using an access of the "clip" tool? Or do you use the brushes such as Cylinder, Wedge, and Arches? If you do then this will also add to compile time.

Compile time depends on size of the map, and the simplicity (or complexity) of the map.
Truck
User
I can make a vehicle... If you want a tutorial...
User
Hmm

How about, a log?
And maybe a rocketbox..

And maybe something else..
User
Anyways to INFORM you all.

I am not dead, I still post much in the Hammer section, but the General section is boring.

None of the old favorites are here. I still miss Ilor *tear*

And that is my information.
User
1. This error happens while loading the map, like, I dont even get the chance to get in it.

2. What the hell is making all the walls into func_wall supposed to do? lol
User
The map would not be asking for those if you didnt have them loaded in hammer. But the easiest way to do this is to get rid of wads altogether. To do this:

1.Go to your compiler.bat
2.Right-Click and Edit it
3.Add -nowadtextures after hlcsg (for ex. 1st line= hlcsg mapname -nowadtextures)
4.Save
5.Recompile

That's it! Your done!

Good luck, and I hope this helped.
P.S. You will never have to give wads for any map ever again if you keep the .bat like that.
User
Go into Hammer, then go "Map-> Go to Brush-> They type in what entity number you have the error to. After that, you can either delete that entity, fix the textures, or that origin may be part of a roationg door that you forgot to add it into, add it in. All your choice.
User
Ok, I got the map to compile. Now it decides it would be fun to close out RIGHT when I get SOOOO close to relief! SOOOO close. Like, it gets all the way to the end of "PreCaching Resources" and the it closes. What is that?

Here's my ZHLT log, can yall check it to see if any problems occured that I didnt spot?

_______________________----------------------__________________________-
LOG!-----------
-------------------

hlcsg v3.4 Final (Feb 25 2006)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (amckern@yahoo.com)
----- BEGIN hlcsg -----
Command line: hlcsg map -nowadtextures
Entering map.map

Current hlcsg Settings
Name | Setting | Default
---------------------|-----------|-------------------------
threads [ 1 ] [ Varies ]
verbose [ off ] [ off ]
log [ on ] [ on ]
developer [ 0 ] [ 0 ]
chart [ off ] [ off ]
estimate [ off ] [ off ]
max texture memory [ 4194304 ] [ 4194304 ]
max lighting memory [ 6291456 ] [ 6291456 ]
priority [ Normal ] [ Normal ]

noclip [ off ] [ off ]
null texture stripping[ on ] [ on ]
clipnode economy mode [ on ] [ on ]
clip hull type [ legacy ] [ legacy ]
onlyents [ off ] [ off ]
wadtextures [ off ] [ on ]
skyclip [ on ] [ on ]
hullfile [ None ] [ None ]
nullfile [ None ] [ None ]
min surface area [ 0.500 ] [ 0.500 ]
brush union threshold [ 0.000 ] [ 0.000 ]

Using mapfile wad configuration
Wadinclude list :
[zhlt.wad]

2 brushes (totalling 13 sides) discarded from clipping hulls
CreateBrush:
(4.39 seconds)
SetModelCenters:
(0.02 seconds)
CSGBrush:
(2.34 seconds)

Using Wadfile: \documents and settings\ryan\desktop\halflife.wad
- Contains 70 used textures, 53.03 percent of map (3116 textures in wad)
Using Wadfile: \documents and settings\ryan\desktop\mecktex.wad
- Contains 57 used textures, 43.18 percent of map (211 textures in wad)
Using Wadfile: \documents and settings\ryan\desktop\blueville.wad
- Contains 5 used textures, 3.79 percent of map (5 textures in wad)

added 19 additional animating textures.
Texture usage is at 3.94 mb (of 4.00 mb MAX)
7.34 seconds elapsed

----- END hlcsg -----



hlbsp v3.4 Final (Feb 25 2006)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (amckern@yahoo.com)
----- BEGIN hlbsp -----
Command line: hlbsp map

Current hlbsp Settings
Name | Setting | Default
-------------------|-----------|-------------------------
threads [ 1 ] [ Varies ]
verbose [ off ] [ off ]
log [ on ] [ on ]
developer [ 0 ] [ 0 ]
chart [ off ] [ off ]
estimate [ off ] [ off ]
max texture memory [ 4194304 ] [ 4194304 ]
priority [ Normal ] [ Normal ]

noclip [ off ] [ off ]
nofill [ off ] [ off ]
noopt [ off ] [ off ]
null tex. stripping [ on ] [ on ]
notjunc [ off ] [ off ]
subdivide size [ 240 ] [ 240 ] (Min 64) (Max 512)
max node size [ 1024 ] [ 1024 ] (Min 64) (Max 8192)


SolidBSP [hull 0] 500...1000...1500...2000...2500...3000...3500...3755 (0.33 seconds)
BSP generation successful, writing portal file 'map.prt'
SolidBSP [hull 1] 500...1000...1500...2000...2500...3000...3500...3779 (0.30 seconds)
SolidBSP [hull 2] 500...1000...1500...2000...2500...3000...3343 (0.25 seconds)
SolidBSP [hull 3] 500...1000...1500...2000...2500...3000...3500...3947 (0.31 seconds)
5.06 seconds elapsed

----- END hlbsp -----



hlvis v3.4 Final (Feb 25 2006)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (amckern@yahoo.com)
----- BEGIN hlvis -----
Command line: hlvis map
2264 portalleafs
7051 numportals

-= Current hlvis Settings =-
Name | Setting | Default
-------------------|-----------|-------------------------
threads [ 1 ] [ Varies ]
verbose [ off ] [ off ]
log [ on ] [ on ]
developer [ 0 ] [ 0 ]
chart [ off ] [ off ]
estimate [ off ] [ off ]
max texture memory [ 4194304 ] [ 4194304 ]
max vis distance [ 0 ] [ 0 ]
priority [ Normal ] [ Normal ]

fast vis [ off ] [ off ]
full vis [ off ] [ off ]


BasePortalVis:
(24.84 seconds)
LeafThread:
(3178.89 seconds)
average leafs visible: 256
g_visdatasize:321792 compressed from 640712
3203.97 seconds elapsed [53m 23s]

----- END hlvis -----



hlrad v3.4 Final (Feb 25 2006)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (amckern@yahoo.com)
----- BEGIN hlrad -----
Command line: hlrad map -chop 500

-= Current hlrad Settings =-
Name | Setting | Default
--------------------|---------------------|-------------------------
threads [ 1 ] [ Varies ]
verbose [ off ] [ off ]
log [ on ] [ on ]
developer [ 0 ] [ 0 ]
chart [ off ] [ off ]
estimate [ off ] [ off ]
max texture memory [ 4194304 ] [ 4194304 ]
max lighting memory [ 6291456 ] [ 6291456 ]
priority [ Normal ] [ Normal ]

vismatrix algorithm [ Original ] [ Original ]
oversampling (-extra)[ off ] [ off ]
bounces [ 1 ] [ 1 ]
bounce dynamic light [ on ] [ on ]
ambient light [ 0.000 0.000 0.000 ] [ 0.000 0.000 0.000 ]
maximum light [ 255.000 ] [ 256.000 ]
circus mode [ off ] [ off ]

smoothing threshold [ 50.000 ] [ 50.000 ]
direct threshold [ 25.000 ] [ 25.000 ]
direct light scale [ 2.000 ] [ 2.000 ]
coring threshold [ 1.000 ] [ 1.000 ]
patch interpolation [ on ] [ on ]

texscale [ on ] [ on ]
patch subdividing [ on ] [ on ]
chop value [ 500.000 ] [ 64.000 ]
texchop value [ 32.000 ] [ 32.000 ]

global fade [ 1.000 ] [ 1.000 ]
global falloff [ 2 ] [ 2 ]
global light scale [ 1.000 1.000 1.000 ] [ 1.000 1.000 1.000 ]
global gamma [ 0.500 0.500 0.500 ] [ 0.500 0.500 0.500 ]
global light scale [ 1.000 ] [ 1.000 ]
global sky diffusion [ 1.000 ] [ 1.000 ]

opaque entities [ on ] [ on ]
sky lighting fix [ on ] [ on ]
incremental [ off ] [ off ]
dump [ off ] [ off ]

colour jitter [ 0.0 0.0 0.0 ] [ 0.0 0.0 0.0 ]
monochromatic jitter [ 0.0 0.0 0.0 ] [ 0.0 0.0 0.0 ]
softlight hack [ 0.0 0.0 0.0 0.0 ] [ 0.0 0.0 0.0 0.0 ]
diffuse hack [ on ] [ on ]
spotlight points [ on ] [ on ]

custom shadows with bounce light
[ off ] [ off ]
rgb transfers [ off ] [ off ]


[Reading texlights from 'lights.rad']
[59 texlights parsed from 'lights.rad']

11094 faces
Create Patches : 14510 base patches
0 opaque faces
899450 square feet [129520936.00 square inches]
349 direct lights

BuildFacelights:
(179.23 seconds)
visibility matrix : 12.6 megs
BuildVisLeafs:
(15.50 seconds)
MakeScales:
(12.89 seconds)
SwapTransfers:
(0.50 seconds)
Transfer Lists : 2312588 : 2.31M transfers
Indices : 2935540 : 2.80M bytes
Data : 9250352 : 8.82M bytes
GatherLight:
Warning: Too many light styles on a face(-821.000000,-4.010000,335.599976)
(0.34 seconds)
FinalLightFace:
(2.08 seconds)
211.19 seconds elapsed [3m 31s]

----- END hlrad -----
User
Just copy and paste whats in it (Open it with notepad)
User
The GP_Menu isnt located in the map. One sec, ill delete it out of the wad and test it.

Nope, that didnt fix it.
User
Post the "mapname.err" please.
User
Help Please. Here is my Log:
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
hlcsg v3.4 Final (Feb 25 2006)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (amckern@yahoo.com)
----- BEGIN hlcsg -----
Command line: hlcsg map -nowadtextures
Entering map.map

Current hlcsg Settings
Name | Setting | Default
---------------------|-----------|-------------------------
threads [ 1 ] [ Varies ]
verbose [ off ] [ off ]
log [ on ] [ on ]
developer [ 0 ] [ 0 ]
chart [ off ] [ off ]
estimate [ off ] [ off ]
max texture memory [ 4194304 ] [ 4194304 ]
max lighting memory [ 6291456 ] [ 6291456 ]
priority [ Normal ] [ Normal ]

noclip [ off ] [ off ]
null texture stripping[ on ] [ on ]
clipnode economy mode [ on ] [ on ]
clip hull type [ legacy ] [ legacy ]
onlyents [ off ] [ off ]
wadtextures [ off ] [ on ]
skyclip [ on ] [ on ]
hullfile [ None ] [ None ]
nullfile [ None ] [ None ]
min surface area [ 0.500 ] [ 0.500 ]
brush union threshold [ 0.000 ] [ 0.000 ]

Using mapfile wad configuration
Wadinclude list :
[zhlt.wad]

2 brushes (totalling 13 sides) discarded from clipping hulls
CreateBrush:
(4.88 seconds)
SetModelCenters:
(0.02 seconds)
CSGBrush:
(2.66 seconds)

Using Wadfile: \documents and settings\ryan\desktop\mecktex.wad
- Warning: Larger than expected texture (218412 bytes): 'GP_MENU'
- Contains 62 used textures, 45.26 percent of map (212 textures in wad)
Using Wadfile: \documents and settings\ryan\desktop\cs mapping\halflife.wad
- Contains 75 used textures, 54.74 percent of map (3124 textures in wad)

added 21 additional animating textures.
Error: File read failure

----- END hlcsg -----



hlbsp v3.4 Final (Feb 25 2006)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (amckern@yahoo.com)
----- BEGIN hlbsp -----
Command line: hlbsp map
>> There was a problem compiling the map.
>> Check the file map.log for the cause.

----- END hlbsp -----



hlvis v3.4 Final (Feb 25 2006)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (amckern@yahoo.com)
----- BEGIN hlvis -----
Command line: hlvis map
>> There was a problem compiling the map.
>> Check the file map.log for the cause.

----- END hlvis -----



hlrad v3.4 Final (Feb 25 2006)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (amckern@yahoo.com)
----- BEGIN hlrad -----
Command line: hlrad map
>> There was a problem compiling the map.
>> Check the file map.log for the cause.

----- END hlrad -----

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Someone please help. How do I fix this error, I can noramlly solve this stuff but this one has me stumped. Anyone with prior experience with this problem please reply.
User
To the CS server, all I remember is trying to get adminmod running, and could never get it running, and we haven't talked about it since. So is the CS server even around anymore?
Truck
User
By the way, clip brushes aren't really needed ><. I've made plenty of ladders with just the func_wall and func_ladder, and they work perfectly. (Besides the fact that sometimes they shoot people in random directions >>)

EDIT BY SUPERJER: For the billionth time! The clip brush is needed so you can shoot through the ladder. Ladders that block bullets are very annoying.

EDIT BY JACKSMOKE: You've only said it once! Who cares if it blocks bullets! :)

EDIT BY SUPERJER: BECAUSE GUESS WHAT HAPPENS IS WHAT HAPPENS IS YOU SEE SOMEONE THROUGH A LADDER AND YOU SHOOT AT THEM BUT OOPS THE BULLETS BOUNCE OFF THE EMPTY SPACE BETWEEN THE BARS AND THEN YOU KILL YOURSELF OUT OF FRUSTRATION THAT'S WHY.
Truck
User
So I'm going to Necro this and say I'm on the Blue Team
Truck
User
Then..I have no idea >>
User
IN the glass properties something should have "Damage to Break" or something along those lines..
Truck
User
Don't worry about the clip texture, sup is trying to confuse you :O

Just have two textures, a func_ladder and a func_wall. Place them both together, (one on top of the other), where the func_ladder is on the outside where you want the player to be. And there you go!
User
The box isn't fully closed...
User
Use winbspc or BSPtwoMAP to convert it to .MAP, then you can open it.
User
Use sky texture.
User
You have to place your map in your maps folder BEFORE you start the game.

The white spot is where 2 brushes don't meet correctly, look in Hammer for that.

You can't actually make it so glass breaks after 10 shots because each gun does different damage. You have to set the breaking of the glass to a different damage to break level.
User
You're slow then..

Just make a big box, and put tons of the same airport terminal in them!
User
Oddly enough, this is interesting... Where is my part in this.. I was on the blue team with Ilor but I forgot what my position was..okay back to being a log...
User
Or use a different entity and press "alt+tab" on it and type in "info_player_deathmatch" where the scroll down box is. If no values like "name" show up..then its gone >>
User
There is no way, unless Jesus comes and makes a new entity, to kill only one selected team. If you're doing like fort wars or something, and each team is stuck in their spawn, do what Superjer said and make a button trigger "trigger_hurt" doing like 250 damage just for safety. Careful though, if you're not running on a very good computer, then too many trigger_hurt deaths at the same time might crash, I've had experiences with this.

For glass look up "glass" in the little search box at the bottom of the browse, there are plenty of good glass textures in the halflife.wad.

Hopefully that helps..
User
And I did this for your convenience

Quote:
This is the SAFEST way to do it:

Put a buy zone in for each team somewhere NO ONE CAN GET TO.

Use armoury_entity for the weapons.
( may require expert FGD - see http://www.superjer.com/learn_adv.php )

You can NOT place pistols without some really ugly map hacks.
Truck
User
Or you can use www.twhl.co.za
Truck
User
HLRAD is already there if you have zhlt extracted right and you have this right

Quote:
@echo off
hlcsg mapname
hlbsp mapname
hlvis mapname
hlrad mapname
copy mapname.bsp "C:\Program Files\Steam\SteamApps\EMAIL\counter-strike\cstrike\maps"
pause
"C:\Program Files\Steam\Steam.exe" -applaunch 10 -dev +sv_cheats 1 +map mapname
User
"bl00dy^b00t3r" said:
ok

thanks

gonna make an airport terminal with lots of boxes in it
Truck
User
You probably don't have the fgd loaded.
Truck
User
150, at age 15 :)
User
Well, the way I used to do waypoints is to type "status" in console and it gives you a list of X/Y coordinates. If you have amx/amxx installed then you can use the Teleport menu to easily get X/Y coordinates..

At least I thinks thats how I did them..
User
Use the Source SDK that comes with Steam if you have Source..I don't believe you can make source maps in Hammer 3.5. The grid size isn't big enough...

Source maps are like 4 times the size of half life 1 maps >>
User
You want this link

http://www.slackiller.com/tommy14/cs_expert-tom793.zip

Or this one...

http://www.slackiller.com/tommy14/cs-fgd-xp_8u.zip

I don't know if anything is different, but meh find out.

This is the actual "Half Life Expert"..Use this one

http://collective.valve-erc.com/data/entity/1046032221-33760200/files/halflife-cs-expert.zip
User
Okay func_walls and func_ladders are not a "point entity" (Point entities are the thing you click the little lightbulb for). Instead they are some other kind of entity. To access this, you must first make a brush (block) and then once you have it the desired way, press CTRL+T and you'll open a properties box, in the scroll down box on the first tab are a list of new entities along with the others. Scroll down until you find either func_wall or func_ladder.

The CT/T spawns are called info_player_starts. I believe..
Truck
User
Doesn't the zhlt compiler automatically compile zhlt.wad?
Truck
User
Hey mellow, I don't think I have it :(
User
Sups did not make the McDiddy's map, and he is right, it sucks...

It's fun to play around in, but not actually PLAY in...

Who did make that..I forget..I was around when it was first released..
User
"spike_148" said:

and if you do know plz put it in english not super nerdy lang, thx.


You say put it in English when you're using nerdy words like "plz" and "thx" yeah...okay...
User
What are you talking about?
Truck
User
What Sups said is correct.

What happened to you is the result of not having the correct wads compiled within the map.
User
You have to install it like you would the regular fgd, in the options menu. Then restart Hammer and it will be there/
User
You need the sky texture, it is in the halflife.wad.

All it is, is a sky blue texture..that is named "sky"
User
Did he say he was going to keep credits? He can make a wad that says

CS_ASSAULT Credited to the original makers of this map, revamped by Myself.
User
Wads:
www.csbanana.com

To make wads
http://www.telefragged.com/wally/

There
Truck
User
www.csbanana.com
User
both:-P

Okay virgin

potato or tomato
Truck
User
zhlt compiler
Truck
User
Since I'm the only non lethal man here, I will join the war
Truck
User
I just remembered I do think you can remove the knife with game_player_equip because I think I did it in one of my maps where you killed people with cars, not 100% sure though.
User
TMP.

Its the best gun, pulling off headshots from 100 ft away, and no one knows where the shots are coming from. Good silencer good!
User
Heres one

http://www.clanservers.com/game_servers/counter_strike_server.php

Its pretty cheap 18 man 36 dollars. Also comes with a website and ventrilo/ teamspeak

Btw they are a really reliable host, and you can contact them immediately.
Truck
User
Also, you'll come along some maps that aren't decompilable. Well sorry about that
User
You might not have all the .exe he needs from ZHLT. Try downloading ZHLT again. then recompiling
User
Yah fixed it.

My friend was using my account here and wanted to post the problem, and I took a look at the map and made one big wad file, and fixed everything.
Truck
User
I fixed it, it was something messed up with a plugin I was using.
Truck
User
Okay, well you have to have the right wads for the map. And most of the time when you decompile it, the textures are messed up. So what you do is select the whole map go to the decal box (the box with 3 different colors) and click on the "World" box. And it should be fixed
Truck
User
1. Only can put them down to knife with a special entity called game_player_equip. To get that entity you have to have the half life cs expert fgd found here

http://www.egir.dk/files/halflife-cs_expert.exe

Once you have a game_player_equip its plenty self explanatory from there

2. Ambient_generic for sounds. Have to be .wav. Tutorial here

http://twhl.co.za/tutorial.php?id=99

3. And yes, use this

http://www.cop-team.org/tutorial/zips/winbspc12.zip
User
hlcsg v3.3 rel 3.3 prerelease (Oct 9 2005)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (amckern@yahoo.com)
----- BEGIN hlcsg -----
Command line: hlcsg Carrollville_b6_v2 -nowadtextures -wadautodetect
Entering Carrollville_b6_v2.map

Current hlcsg Settings
Name | Setting | Default
---------------------|-----------|-------------------------
threads [ 1 ] [ Varies ]
verbose [ off ] [ off ]
log [ on ] [ on ]
developer [ 0 ] [ 0 ]
chart [ off ] [ off ]
estimate [ off ] [ off ]
max texture memory [ 4194304 ] [ 4194304 ]
max lighting memory [ 6291456 ] [ 6291456 ]
priority [ Normal ] [ Normal ]

noclip [ off ] [ off ]
null texture stripping[ on ] [ on ]
clipnode economy mode [ on ] [ on ]
clip hull type [ legacy ] [ legacy ]
onlyents [ off ] [ off ]
wadtextures [ off ] [ on ]
skyclip [ on ] [ on ]
hullfile [ None ] [ None ]
nullfile [ None ] [ None ]
min surface area [ 0.500 ] [ 0.500 ]
brush union threshold [ 0.000 ] [ 0.000 ]

Using mapfile wad configuration
Wadfiles not in use by the map will be excluded
Wadinclude list :
[zhlt.wad]

8 brushes (totalling 48 sides) discarded from clipping hulls
CreateBrush:
(7.28 seconds)
SetModelCenters:
(0.02 seconds)
CSGBrush:
(3.80 seconds)

Using Wadfile: \\ryster\carrolville\wads\mecklenburg_final.wad
- Warning: Larger than expected texture (218412 bytes): 'GP_MENU'
- Contains 119 used textures, 87.50 percent of map (384 textures in wad)
Using Wadfile: \\ryster\carrolville\wads\gp_711textures.wad
- Contains 8 used textures, 5.88 percent of map (24 textures in wad)
Using Wadfile: \\ryster\carrolville\wads\gp_innouttextures.wad
- Contains 7 used textures, 5.15 percent of map (16 textures in wad)

added 3 additional animating textures.
Warning: ::FindTexture() texture GP_TILE not found!
Warning: ::FindTexture() texture GP_GRASS not found!
Warning: ::LoadLump() texture GP_GRASS not found!
Warning: ::LoadLump() texture GP_TILE not found!
Error: File read failure

----- END hlcsg -----



hlbsp v3.3 rel 3.3 prerelease (Oct 9 2005)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (amckern@yahoo.com)
----- BEGIN hlbsp -----
Command line: hlbsp Carrollville_b6_v2
>> There was a problem compiling the map.
>> Check the file Carrollville_b6_v2.log for the cause.

----- END hlbsp -----



hlvis v3.3 rel 3.3 prerelease (Oct 9 2005)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (amckern@yahoo.com)
----- BEGIN hlvis -----
Command line: hlvis Carrollville_b6_v2
>> There was a problem compiling the map.
>> Check the file Carrollville_b6_v2.log for the cause.

----- END hlvis -----



hlrad v3.3 rel 3.3 prerelease (Oct 9 2005)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (amckern@yahoo.com)
----- BEGIN hlrad -----
Command line: hlrad Carrollville_b6_v2 -chop 10000 -lightdata 10000
>> There was a problem compiling the map.
>> Check the file Carrollville_b6_v2.log for the cause.

----- END hlrad -----



log after removing gp_menu
User
Heres the error

[code:1]Using Wadfile: \documents and settings\admin\desktop\carrolville\wads\mecklenburg_final.wad
- Warning: Larger than expected texture (218412 bytes): 'GP_MENU'
- Contains 119 used textures, 87.50 percent of map (384 textures in wad)
Using Wadfile: \documents and settings\admin\desktop\carrolville\wads\gopederickhouse.wad
- Contains 2 used textures, 1.47 percent of map (27 textures in wad)
Using Wadfile: \documents and settings\admin\desktop\carrolville\wads\gp_711textures.wad
- Contains 8 used textures, 5.88 percent of map (24 textures in wad)
Using Wadfile: \documents and settings\admin\desktop\carrolville\wads\gp_innouttextures.wad
- Contains 7 used textures, 5.15 percent of map (16 textures in wad)

added 3 additional animating textures.
Error: File read failure [/code:1]
User
I get an error when compiling my map. hlcsg: Error: File read failure


here's my log hlcsg v3.3 rel 3.3 prerelease (Oct 9 2005)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (amckern@yahoo.com)
----- BEGIN hlcsg -----
Command line: hlcsg Carrollville_b6_v2 -nowadtextures -wadautodetect
Entering Carrollville_b6_v2.map

Current hlcsg Settings
Name | Setting | Default
---------------------|-----------|-------------------------
threads [ 1 ] [ Varies ]
verbose [ off ] [ off ]
log [ on ] [ on ]
developer [ 0 ] [ 0 ]
chart [ off ] [ off ]
estimate [ off ] [ off ]
max texture memory [ 4194304 ] [ 4194304 ]
max lighting memory [ 6291456 ] [ 6291456 ]
priority [ Normal ] [ Normal ]

noclip [ off ] [ off ]
null texture stripping[ on ] [ on ]
clipnode economy mode [ on ] [ on ]
clip hull type [ legacy ] [ legacy ]
onlyents [ off ] [ off ]
wadtextures [ off ] [ on ]
skyclip [ on ] [ on ]
hullfile [ None ] [ None ]
nullfile [ None ] [ None ]
min surface area [ 0.500 ] [ 0.500 ]
brush union threshold [ 0.000 ] [ 0.000 ]

Using mapfile wad configuration
Wadfiles not in use by the map will be excluded
Wadinclude list :
[zhlt.wad]

8 brushes (totalling 48 sides) discarded from clipping hulls
CreateBrush:
(6.25 seconds)
SetModelCenters:
(0.00 seconds)
CSGBrush:
(4.55 seconds)

Using Wadfile: \documents and settings\admin\desktop\carrolville\wads\mecklenburg_final.wad
- Warning: Larger than expected texture (218412 bytes): 'GP_MENU'
- Contains 119 used textures, 87.50 percent of map (384 textures in wad)
Using Wadfile: \documents and settings\admin\desktop\carrolville\wads\gopederickhouse.wad
- Contains 2 used textures, 1.47 percent of map (27 textures in wad)
Using Wadfile: \documents and settings\admin\desktop\carrolville\wads\gp_711textures.wad
- Contains 8 used textures, 5.88 percent of map (24 textures in wad)
Using Wadfile: \documents and settings\admin\desktop\carrolville\wads\gp_innouttextures.wad
- Contains 7 used textures, 5.15 percent of map (16 textures in wad)

added 3 additional animating textures.
Error: File read failure

----- END hlcsg -----



hlbsp v3.3 rel 3.3 prerelease (Oct 9 2005)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (amckern@yahoo.com)
----- BEGIN hlbsp -----
Command line: hlbsp Carrollville_b6_v2
>> There was a problem compiling the map.
>> Check the file Carrollville_b6_v2.log for the cause.

----- END hlbsp -----



hlvis v3.3 rel 3.3 prerelease (Oct 9 2005)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (amckern@yahoo.com)
----- BEGIN hlvis -----
Command line: hlvis Carrollville_b6_v2
>> There was a problem compiling the map.
>> Check the file Carrollville_b6_v2.log for the cause.

----- END hlvis -----



hlrad v3.3 rel 3.3 prerelease (Oct 9 2005)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (amckern@yahoo.com)
----- BEGIN hlrad -----
Command line: hlrad Carrollville_b6_v2 -chop 10000 -lightdata 10000
>> There was a problem compiling the map.
>> Check the file Carrollville_b6_v2.log for the cause.

----- END hlrad -----



anyone know the problem?
Truck
User
Okay first off

ONLY POST HERE IF YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT.

Okay well I am currently working on a map.
I have a func_button targetted at a func_door.

To make sure everything goes well I test the map every few big changes I make. Well when I went to test the changes with func_button going to func_door, the button I used just disappeared in game. I've never had this problem before, and don't see why I am getting it now:-\. Any help would be nice!
User
YES TFC ALL THE WAY!
User
I'm back, I wont bore you, me and Ilor will kill yOU!@#$
User
Fake superjer's everywhere...Remeber that one time...
Truck
User
I'm always wrong, don't listen to me in the General section, but listen to me in Hammer because I can actually help there.
Truck
User
Can't believe this firetruck went on so far!
User
Man I didn't get on there!
User
In the line after @echo or whatever do this

-wadinclude "Name.wad"
User
Well sometimes people say Elite task force as a leet task force, just easier I guess!
User
I rarely use "lol" "g2g" and "u"....
Truck
User
It is true *sigh* Just listen to both songs!
User
Wasn't me, because I just started checking this topic.
User
Okay to play cz, never use a sub machine gun, they suck in cz. Use a rifle, get good at m4 and ak. With an AK when you just DO NOT SPRAY! What you do is jump and duck and shoot for their chest (because sometimes they will duck and it will hit their head) The jump and duck makes it harder for enemies to hit you. It takes some time to get used to, but it works. For the m4, never stand with it, always crouch when using it. Again aim for the chest, because you might get a lucky headshot. Never aim for the head, the hitbox up there, isn't really there, so aim for the neck if anything.
Truck
User
I like MC Hammer, but Can't touch this was a rip off of SuperFreak by Rick James though..
Truck
User
682,

At my school we have a typing class and I tested it there.
Truck
User
I blame society
Truck
User
686...
I mess up a lot because 1. It is late at night when I check the forums, and 2 because I key in 350 numbers per minute on the keypad. I don't really pay attention
Truck
User
I was saying I was sorry, and explaining why you made the mistake...

688!
User
O god I'm right.

BTW since you haven't been here as long as me. You wouldn't know that I am ALWAYS FUCKING WRONG.
User
You try more than I do
User
Like I said, ahaha no!
User
Echinda not as much as he used to. I came here almost a year ago looking for help. Every post I made was answered daily. Now posts in Hammer aren't answered daily by a vet mapper. There used to be so many more mappers on this forum than there are now.
User
Yes you do. We insult aaron for a reason. We don't kiss his ass for our own pleasure. !
User
They scare me, stupid whores!
User
yes please make echinda look like a fool
Truck
User
Its the internet, did I hurt your E-Feelings? Did it make your E-Penis shrink? WELL I'M NOT SORRY!
User
jer

banana xor ilor xor echinda xor h4ns

NONE OF THOSE PEOPLE CAN ANSWER!
User
I'm not playing this game is gay.

But whatever

"One day in hell, I was taking a walk
User
They wouldn't work on HL3. It is too early.!
User
Potato is a fucking potato!
User
Yes I do try to help, what the fuck ya talking about?
User
Okay please do not bother posting MEANLESS SHIT in a ON TOPIC section of the forums. TAKE IT TO GENERAL!
User
I hate those "words" They annoy me...><
Truck
User
Bleh, I got a problem with wally and I can't make the wad I'm sad=*(
User
People like to make up words. Just like "u" "g2g" and "lol"
Truck
User
I could take a few flint stone pictures off of google and make a wad. Would you like that?
User
No problem, sometimes I actually try to help
Truck
User
690!
Truck
User
I'm just playing around h4ns:-D
User
Well too bad it SOUNDS like it, but it isn't.
User
echinda actually helping someone

WOW!
User
It is fake.
User
I'd rather die, these forums are like my life...ahah no.!
User
don't do what banana said.

It will probably crash the site.

hi xor bye
User
Wait, can there be a plurl form of potato?
Truck
User
I can piss you off when I feel like it>!
User
JMD Is the ref here. Not you. A long time ago (about 6 months ago) There used to be a point system. That was when superjer.com actually helped mappers on the forums:-D. Now the points are gone. But JMD owns all the rights to the points. Don't try giving them out.
User
Testing


Is the h4ns gay? I wrote "T><H><E" To see if it changes to teh.

What about LOL? That needs to be el oh el
User
HAHA Aaronjer having good ideas? Yah I guess so.
User
It is actually friday here.
Truck
User
Actually his name is

"I'm an idiot"
User
www.ohnoes.org....

AHH!
User
No there shouldn't. If there is reinstall it. If that doesn't work well then look on the steam help forums.
User
really? since when?

Meh

`

meh xor fuck the x in front of the fucking "or"
Truck
User
Ahh I see, at another forum I have -426,415 as a post count, because I requested it>!
User
Or even worse, BAN YOU!
Truck
User
I messed up and read wrong echinda not your fault for putting 694, I shoulda been 694, and echinda 693.....

So this is

692


Anyways, this post marks my 1000th post, may I get a new title?
User
Another weird news, I am almost to 1000 posts!
User
Meh, superjer anything from you, is certainly NOT a compliment:-D
User
Well I dont like the potato.........Anyways......POTATO........
User
AHH This has got me confused....isn't the first time though!
User
If you have ever installed CZ then it will be there.

So what you do is, open up CS first and play CS FIRST. This way the models will be overwritten, and not replaced by stupid CZ models. There is also another way.

When going to play CZ make your CS folder read-only. Steam can't put anything into it so all should be good.

If all this fails.

Use this http://nemesis.thewavelength.net/index.php?c=76#p76. What this does, is it opens up your GCF Files, (steam most be closed) Once opened extract the counter-strike.gcf into your cstrike folder. After this then you should be good....

If this doesn't work....well then I don't know
User
Okay the trouble with too complex ramps, is that it will take FOREVER to compile.

Okay for example, my friend made a surf map. Very basic, not very big in hammer, but ZHLT has to cut and repaste every single cut you make. It is a very long process. So limit your use of ramps as much as possible.
User
blue pen

btw why did we start putting a "X" infront of or? I'm gonna be orginal

Cows OR Cats
Truck
User
Echinda is now at a negative post count? Why? Anyways who cares. My relatives are from The Netherlands so watch your mouth h4ns.
User
No its great, because aaron is god.
Truck
User
693
User
Ladies, ladies, calm down ffs><
User
I don't drink any sodas for breakfast, makes my stomach uneasy...
User
I WANT WAFFLES....i guess....><
User
His title is asshole admin....,,.....
User
Nice background....
User
Caffiene is a legal drug.
Truck
User
699@!@#!##!#!#@!##%#!!@*&#(^@!#&*@!^$&*#!$^&*$^%#!%$@@!&*#$@!$&*#!)$*(&#$(*@!#^@!&*
User
Tell me with what you want on it, or a picture in paint and I'll make a wad for you.
Truck
User
701
User
Unusual yes, weird yes, stupid no><
User
Well you should because it has okay grammar..
User
Of course he is no><
Truck
User
703!
User
This also doesn't mean we like aaron. !
User
Aaron whats up my man? I haven't done anything in like forever....I like it here....don't IP me....:(
User
Weird news......

Jacksmoke has mysteriously reappeared after a month or two
User
Aaron its not okay for you to say wow, but its perfect for me to say wow....

and how the hell would banana make that up, it has good grammar.
Truck
User
708!
User
Hey super, I need some help.......

In your snowsk337 map I am trying to make it where a word in my map will spin like your superjer does while you are sitting in the sk337. Well its not letting me decompile, any idea how to do it?
Truck
User
I didn't make an ass of myself, I just made an idiot of myself..
Truck
User
716
User
I'll be playing this sometime this weekend when I get my new video card...
User
If those don't work delete all those brushes
User
I'll set you up a FTP just gimme about 10 minutes, I'll PM you the info,
Truck
User
molkman catches on 719
User
banana is your name walter by any chance?
User
Ya, I had a level 65 char and a level 72 char, then I got hacked so it all went bye bye
User
Steam and Runescape, what games do you play on steam?
User
moticons
(Been used before)

8 xor 9
User
echinda you are totally..odd
Truck
User
I win 723
User
there he many ways to spell "since" and sense is one of them.
Truck
User
I'm working on it, I've been busy around the clock with summer school.
User
the first one...



xor <-- further edit

User
thats great.
Truck
User
wrong echinda...you can...as long as it is a picture

756
Truck
User
My question marked sentences...are my work!?
User
I'm confused again?!2
User
Easy, they hit eachother
User
Its hard to get "unconfused" because thats not a word...
User
farenheit to celcius isn't very hard to do..I just forgot the formula
Truck
User
761...too lazy to get get pictures
Truck
User
I haven't been here for a while, so I decided to say hello again?
User
counter

money xor bitches <--xor edited in by admin, because someone is a bit behind the times.
User
What is kelvin?
Truck
User
Trying it now...and hello again
User
From what aaron said...I shall not try it.
Truck
User
766
User
Ya....I know...and it started on EASTER!
Truck
User
Chemistry is too basic?
User
Me and my friends have a garage band..I play the bass ftw
Truck
User
Who has the time to sit there and draw pictures.
User
once upon a time ther was a man crossing the road belfast style and nearly got run over...So he went to the store and the cashier said he ain't got no food...

Is that right?
Truck
User
Bleh, I know I'm still working on it...
User
beastie boys

hello or goodbye
Truck
User
I'm tired....Stop making me tired.
Truck
User
Because we are stupid? I don't watch television much though
Truck
User
768
User
*punches shogun*
User
This war will stop in 2007?
User
Bleh flash is confusing:
User
little britain

small or big
User
If you post too long of posts we don't read them=)
User
Can I not have a special title anymore?
Truck
User
770

I don't understand my title
Truck
User
He is an anteater?
User
I'm confused thanks

*kicks aaron*
Truck
User
New website url
www.unsurpassedgaming.org

I have no other font for the buttons.
Truck
User
732
User
i'm still using the old tactics
*kicks aaron*
Truck
User
I don't have anybodies IP ....
Truck
User
We will never know....or we will someday
Truck
User
I have been gone for a couple of days. I'll tell you why. I was doing something constructive. Working on a clan website http://unsurpassedgaming.clanservers.com/


Tell me whatcha think....new URL coming soon.
User
I should learn to use flash
User
That was "A synacal(sp?) laugh?"
Truck
User
I know what they are....the words that start with letters?
User
Sometimes people like to confuse other people...that sometimes for me is all thet ime.....
User
They made a Worms 2?
User
Not as funny....
User
What happened to this being banana=moron?
User
So what?
Truck
User
gsg9 is one of the skins.
Truck
User
781
User
I see....
User
Yes I'm 14 I already said that.!
User
Ya groups suck.
User
Yes my name is david, and I spent like 5 minutes on that....
User
*slaps echidna for 1337 damage.*
User
and your two choices are?.........

superjer or aaronjer
Truck
User
Or if they are sad they say gar....
User
Everyone has the potential to be evil..
User
I decide not to work.
User
Money isn't green in other countries.
User
Not as funny as the first.
User
Flash mx sucks?
User
I know I am a bastard.
Truck
User
783
User
*slaps banana*
User
Yes my name is david.
User
I don't he seems evil.
User
I'm 14 I win
User
Ever noticed I never watched the smurfs.
User
I like donuts
User
pie

meatwad or bananas
User
They are nice echidna
Truck
User
| | |
___|______|______|___
| |
|____________________|
O O

It is supposed to be a car=(
User
He is blind
User
Has potential, dont use webcams to take pictures;)
User
You going to make one week by week?
User
I egg you all on.
User
Look what I made using some paint thing.......

http://artpad.art.com/?ihn8v2l7mnw
User
I have 300 dollars...all to myself though.
User
leave ilor dead

trash ilor's grave or pee on it
User
*pieces ilors face back together then shoots it*
User
I only have recyle bin on my desktop:-\
Truck
User
I hate star wars its like watching a movie about cows...
User
Do I really have to shape up around here?
User
make a maps folder in the dedicated server/ game folder
User
Well where'd you buy that GTA 3?
Truck
User
And the winner is 785
User
Why are you telling him to shut the fuck up? Hes just asking a question?
User
Yes I know but it is so fun!
Truck
User
Wait when did we decide that?
User
I have a 67 Ranchero sorta like a El Camino, considered to be a muscle car.
Truck
User
any log that grows?
User
No don't get rid of it....I love my posts.
Truck
User
Ilor only if you promise to be nice.
User
Banana has not been banned.
Truck
User
I'm not a fucking retard. mean fuck
User


make fun of ilor or kill ilor.
User
*sings* you are deaf now.
Truck
User
ban aaron ftw! 787
User
Wow aaron rawr *kicks aaron*
User
Actually I think I do with my 800+ posts.
Truck
User
Okay check it out at.......http://hi
User
Wait, I'm a moron.
Truck
User
I ripped it off so it "was" sexy
Truck
User
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life pick 790
User
What is warhammer?
Truck
User
The number is 792
User
Ilor you are taking up space. LEAVE!
Truck
User
Here I'll make McDiddy's 4
User
Ilor I never knew I was a moron, thanks for the enlightment.
Truck
User
Ilor your crotch was sexy.
User
Stop confusing me with this "Warhammer" stuff.
User
Its nice.!@!
User
Holy cow too many quicklaunch:-\
Truck
User
*grabs ilors crotch with my tangles and rips it off* owned
User
Why lock this one?
User
Jay, superjer is somewhere but not here=).
And I actually understood what you wrote in spanish, that is about all I know in spanish though:-\
User
Okay thanks for the FPS thing Jay.
Truck
User
*helps molkman*
Truck
User
Oops lol 796
User
Echidna is a moron for posting this:)
User
I'm out of school for summer now WOOT!
User
The new revived GTO
User
what is FPS?
User
I had no branches left you lose

*shoots Ilor in the other foot*
Truck
User
muahhahaha I'm a cookie growing log. I can have them at anytime!
User
My mom is not a female dog?
User
Strange thing is, Neither have I

Follow Rules

Break Ilor's Legs or Break Echidna's Legs
Truck
User
Exactly, Logs don't have brains.!#@#%#^&
User
Yes Ilor, Oh YEAH!???@#?@#?????#%#$#
User
If my room was clean my mom would have a Heart Attack>!>@#!#
Truck
User
logs don't have faces ffs
*punches Ilor*
Truck
User
Stop posting with the symbols:-\798
User
Echinda I'm confused?
Truck
User
All the topics we post are "On-Topic" at first then they die into "Off-Topic"
User
Maybe it is for school?
User
I said no.
Truck
User
*punches Ilor*
User
Nothing is going to come, hes just trying to scare you.
Truck
User
I don't have to think, the typewriter types by itself.
User
No because sharing is caring it can be fun. I don't like fun.
Truck
User
Cookies are mine and will always stay mine!@!
User
Old hot rods !@!@!@!
Truck
User
This is off-topic, help me with Hammer=)
User
I'm sorry but I have to post.
User
*revives himself using your mom's sweet lips, shoots Ilor in the foot*!
User
Rules are meant to break Ilor's legs.
User
Runescape sucks now=(. I used to play then my lvl 80 account got hacked so I don't play anymore.
User
Thats annoying though=)
Truck
User
Yes somehow it is my fault,.....
Truck
User
I do not s-u-x seeing that is not a word.
Truck
User
no thanks
809
Truck
User
*climbs back up through the window, puts a new window on(an unbreakable one) closes it, sits on the bed, and watches Teletubbies*
User
Shut up Ilor I am not evil you queerbait ninja.
Truck
User
Yes it is congrats Ilor.
Truck
User
If I tell them the wrong thing and say it is the right thing, then I'm telling them the right thing, but saying it is the wrong thing.
User
You said there was no such thing as lies.
Truck
User
Ilor you are one sick minded fuck.
User
I never tried to you whorebag.
User
I threw it with the tangles I have
*strangles Ilor*
User
No I'm not I hate you all, now you all must die.
User
Mustangs are a cheap form of labor=)
User
That abbrevition post made no sense Ilor, thanks.
User
WoW does get kind of boring after about a week or two.
Truck
User
I can not write prose
either so i am a bad
mistake for love, damn
Truck
User
Every time I say I'm right then I'm wrong .>!>>@!!@!
Truck
User
Wheres the other 15% is that spectating?
Truck
User
I see, whocareswho is reading this post>!@>!
User
I'm not pure evil for the last time.
Truck
User
I've tried to use java, didn't work:-\
Truck
User
No I'm not I'm just wrong all the time.
User
I said it has a hypothesis, not a real idea:-\
Truck
User
STOP YELLING!, before I rape you.
Truck
User
812
User
O Ilor you are incorrect my enemy....

Translated into O Ilor you are correct my friend=)
Truck
User
He said smoke sucks:-\
User
*throws typewriter at echinda!*
User
Well you are wrong, so shut up.
User
Well ford's don't have muscle cars.......
Truck
User
Read between the lines!@!?!??@?!?@?!?#@??$#?$@?##!@
User
Thats a great IDEA!
User
No thank you, I don't take kind to abbreviations except FTW!
User
Actually I didn't, but I did.
Truck
User
*sneaks up behind echinda and pushes him out, then closes window*
Truck
User
because i am cool
unlike you my whore so shut
up right now biatch
Truck
User
That is right because I'm always right!@!@!
User
its dodmak!@!
Truck
User
I play on T more than CT!~
User
"echidna3" said:
"jacksmoke234" said:
"Ilor" said:
"molkman" said:
"jacksmoke234" said:
"Ilor" said:
"echidna3" said:
"Ilor" said:
"jacksmoke234" said:
"molkman" said:
"jacksmoke234" said:
"echidna3" said:
"molkman" said:
"echidna3" said:
"jacksmoke234" said:
"NatureJay" said:
"jacksmoke234" said:
"jacksmoke234" said:
"jacksmoke234" said:
Echinda scares me.


See how I just quoted the one before this one. That is all you have to do. And also if you want to add something in the quote section make sure you put [] symbols.

This is a game? I see the diversion, but I'm not detecting the amusement.


It is a game. But not all games are amusing.


this is very amusing



that is fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun



BLOODY QUEENSLANDERS!!!!! 24-20 HOW DID WE LOSE?!?!?!


arr!


I don't know why I made this post xD1


THIS TRUCK SHOULD BE LOCKED



are you saying that because smokejack created it?
no I'm saying that because it's a pointless truck and should be locked.


If it is pointless why bother posting?


it's getting big ^^
BECUASE IT NEEDS TO BE LOCKED JACKASS!!!


Liar this will get a lot of attention



already has

lalalaaa
Truck
User
Who cares 817 is the lotto winning number!
Truck
User
Had to think about that one slow poke?
User
That may be true but that may be wronG!
Truck
User
Skyler whos that?!
Truck
User
Echinda thats a filthy LIE!
User
No I would just go hutning for Osama
Truck
User
I was talking to Ilor.
User
Easily with my mind power!
Truck
User
I do not suck!
User
I have no feet, I have no crotch I'm a log.
User
Yes it does, that is what it means by far.
User
Well doesn't that suck for you!
Truck
User
I didn't laugh at all>!
User
That is a first echinda who cares though.
User
Doom 3, I liked the original dooms.
User
Echinda stop trying so hard to get your post count up, you've posted on almost all the posts here
Truck
User
Nothing is kewl here it is COOL!
Truck
User
echinda is gay
but we do not care la la
he is a pervert
Truck
User
Thats a lie so shut up!@!
Truck
User
I'm always wrong!
User
All HL Games.
User
"Ilor" said:
"molkman" said:
"jacksmoke234" said:
"Ilor" said:
"echidna3" said:
"Ilor" said:
"jacksmoke234" said:
"molkman" said:
"jacksmoke234" said:
"echidna3" said:
"molkman" said:
"echidna3" said:
"jacksmoke234" said:
"NatureJay" said:
"jacksmoke234" said:
"jacksmoke234" said:
"jacksmoke234" said:
Echinda scares me.


See how I just quoted the one before this one. That is all you have to do. And also if you want to add something in the quote section make sure you put [] symbols.

This is a game? I see the diversion, but I'm not detecting the amusement.


It is a game. But not all games are amusing.


this is very amusing



that is fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun



BLOODY QUEENSLANDERS!!!!! 24-20 HOW DID WE LOSE?!?!?!


arr!


I don't know why I made this post xD1


THIS TRUCK SHOULD BE LOCKED



are you saying that because smokejack created it?
no I'm saying that because it's a pointless truck and should be locked.


If it is pointless why bother posting?


it's getting big ^^
BECUASE IT NEEDS TO BE LOCKED JACKASS!!!


Liar this will get a lot of attention
User
Just fine and dandy, thanks for asking
*kicks Ilor in the crotch again*
User
LIAR! You filthy little LIAR!
User
Dallas, Texas here!
Truck
User
If you find it amusing keep it to yourself.
User
Chevy is better than ford by far. Pontiac well I don't know.
User
I'm thinking, now I want to do it again
*kics Ilor in the crotch*
User
Because I hate all of you.
Truck
User
Ya I know that, that is why I don't do it anymore.
User
Ilor you are wrong I can correct this.
User
I say if I was over in Iraq I'd go hunting for Osama.
Truck
User
Stop yelling it scares me=(
User
"Ilor" said:
"echidna3" said:
"Ilor" said:
"jacksmoke234" said:
"molkman" said:
"jacksmoke234" said:
"echidna3" said:
"molkman" said:
"echidna3" said:
"jacksmoke234" said:
"NatureJay" said:
"jacksmoke234" said:
"jacksmoke234" said:
"jacksmoke234" said:
Echinda scares me.


See how I just quoted the one before this one. That is all you have to do. And also if you want to add something in the quote section make sure you put [] symbols.

This is a game? I see the diversion, but I'm not detecting the amusement.


It is a game. But not all games are amusing.


this is very amusing



that is fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun



BLOODY QUEENSLANDERS!!!!! 24-20 HOW DID WE LOSE?!?!?!


arr!


I don't know why I made this post xD1


THIS TRUCK SHOULD BE LOCKED



are you saying that because smokejack created it?
no I'm saying that because it's a pointless truck and should be locked.


If it is pointless why bother posting?
Truck
User
What about 4-20????

now the number i pick is 819
Truck
User
First off it is molkman, and I agree Ilor.+
Truck
User
Excuses are like buttholes, everyone has one and they stink.
User
No one is evil here, we just act it.
Truck
User
We don't care if he is dieing Ilor.
Truck
User
I'm not really taking them seriously, I'm being myself.
User
Right click save target as.
Truck
User
Exactly so you can stop trying echinda!
Truck
User
Ouchy that is a long time!
Truck
User
I agree.!@!
User
*dies*
User
"molkman" said:
"jacksmoke234" said:
"echidna3" said:
"molkman" said:
"echidna3" said:
"jacksmoke234" said:
"NatureJay" said:
"jacksmoke234" said:
"jacksmoke234" said:
"jacksmoke234" said:
Echinda scares me.


See how I just quoted the one before this one. That is all you have to do. And also if you want to add something in the quote section make sure you put [] symbols.

This is a game? I see the diversion, but I'm not detecting the amusement.


It is a game. But not all games are amusing.


this is very amusing


that is fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun



BLOODY QUEENSLANDERS!!!!! 24-20 HOW DID WE LOSE?!?!?!


arr!


I don't know why I made this post xD1
Truck
User
The kreig isn't a sub it is a rifle.
Truck
User
I know it is my choice.
Truck
User
Well sometimes it can.
Truck
User
So why did you post this?
User
I know nothing about weird sounding cars.
User
The knife is going to stab you? www.ohnoes.org
User
*shoots your mom in the foot*
User
No I ate all the cookies, so JMD could hide.
Truck
User
Ya I only smoked because I was under peer pressure :-\
I've actually gotten away with it a lot saying stuff, but I didn't have a reason not to smoke that time.
User
That is good, want a cookie?
Truck
User
Yes because you have to make maps, models, and so on.
User
Well, in some notes I'm glad that we are over there and on some other notes I'm not. I want that bastard Osama dead because one of my best friends was touring the Twin Towers on 9/11. Also my dad's birthday is 9/11 so he will always know something tragic happened.

The bad thing about us being in Iraq is that we aren't trying to get Osama. They know where he is, they just don't tell us.
Truck
User
Too late nobody listens.
Truck
User
How long did it take you to make it?
Truck
User
It is getting scary because we have almost hit eight hundred.

So my number is
824
User
"echidna3" said:
"molkman" said:
"echidna3" said:
"jacksmoke234" said:
"NatureJay" said:
"jacksmoke234" said:
"jacksmoke234" said:
"jacksmoke234" said:
Echinda scares me.


See how I just quoted the one before this one. That is all you have to do. And also if you want to add something in the quote section make sure you put [] symbols.

This is a game? I see the diversion, but I'm not detecting the amusement.


It is a game. But not all games are amusing.


this is very amusing


that is fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun



BLOODY QUEENSLANDERS!!!!! 24-20 HOW DID WE LOSE?!?!?!
Truck
User
Okay here "Jacksmoke is the greatest, echinda is my whore!"
Truck
User
That is what you think. I've popped headshots about 200ft away. Same with the Mac10. I am the 0wnzor of all sub-machine guns.
User
Yes or we just have to wait for aaron. But all these posts "amuse" him so he can't delete them.
Truck
User
err its
User
"NatureJay" said:
"jacksmoke234" said:
"jacksmoke234" said:
"jacksmoke234" said:
I saw this on another forum. All we have to do is quote everybodys post. I'll demostrate with 2 posts.


See how I just quoted the one before this one. That is all you have to do. And also if you want to add something in the quote section make sure you put [] symbols.

This is a game? I see the diversion, but I'm not detecting the amusement.


It is a game. But not all games are amusing.
User
Yea when you do that he gets happy and his leg thumps.
User
JMD is hiding in a cookie jar.
Truck
User
Dead air=nothing happens

I am the minister/log of information.
Truck
User
I've heard the first time you do weed you don't know what to feel, so you don't feel anything.
User
turn around then!
Truck
User
I understand, thank you very much.
Truck
User
Yes it is, :-\
Truck
User
Here is Ilors famous story, "Jacksmoke is the greastest"
User
I want to ban people=(
Truck
User
a TMP is a kind of gun.
User
"jacksmoke234" said:
"jacksmoke234" said:
I saw this on another forum. All we have to do is quote everybodys post. I'll demostrate with 2 posts.


See how I just quoted the one before this one. That is all you have to do. And also if you want to add something in the quote section make sure you put [] symbols.
User
"jacksmoke234" said:
I saw this on another forum. All we have to do is quote everybodys post. I'll demostrate with 2 posts.
User
I saw this on another forum. All we have to do is quote everybodys post. I'll demostrate with 2 posts.
User
What do people think about the old chevy camaros?
User
I'm not a stoner.
User
*kicks ilor in the crotch*
User
Why can't I only deal with Ilor and Aaron, all you other people have to interfere=(
Truck
User
I haven't watched it.
Truck
User
I've smoked a couple of cigarettes and been around a few people smoking weed, but I will never smoke weed.
Truck
User
Well for the win means you type something that will win....
828
User
Ilor I'm not childish, fag.
Truck
User
Actually I did think of that Ilor.
Truck
User
Yes please delete it. Stop getting your post count up fag.
Truck
User
Well who cares if the topic was MD3, it is gone now.
Truck
User
I'm starting to like banana more than echinda...!
Truck
User
Least people are actually keeping on topic echinda.
Truck
User
We've already had polls like this. CLOSE IT!
Truck
User
err weed doesn't always do that. I know 2 people in my classes that smoke weed and they get 100's in all their classes=)
User
Lets all be childish fucktards.
Truck
User
832 ftw(for the win)
Truck
User
Then you would do great with a TMP!
Truck
User
837 FTW!
Truck
User
Because I can't run HL2, so what is the point to play something with HL2 when I can't=( When I get my new computer I might.
User
Superjer can but does he want to?
User
*unburies enchinda, kicks him back in the hole, and throws banana in there with him*
Truck
User
I want to go to Holland=(
User
Dodge chargers are okay I guess....
User
Isn't that a good thing?
Truck
User
Well seeing as mikejer's post was too long I didn't read it. You've been gone where for 3 years eh jay?
Truck
User
Lol someone wanted to make me pay spades. I don't even use that account. I know it was pointless but who cares.
User
Aaron we know you still watch over us, just don't post so we don't care=)
User
I have 18 quick launch.
Truck
User
X 840
Truck
User
He loves to butt rape us. HIDE!
Truck
User
Yes that is right, we are going to try to base it off of NS, since the 'Marines' and 'Aliens' thing, but sorta just change Marines into like 3 different catagories (i.e. ghosts, firebats, marines!) Aliens we haven't figured out yet, we want zergs, but we don't want protoss since they are so strong. SUPER HELP US!
Truck
User
sad is your mom when
she is in bed with aaron
I hate you all, thanks
Truck
User
starcraft
Truck
User
Mais is gay, he looks up that kinda stuff. I bet he butt raped his parrot to death.
Truck
User
How about no..............
Truck
User
We have established that a lot, but thanks for your opinion
Truck
User
What do you know about modding for the HL1 mod? If you know anything? Me and my friends want to make a SC mod sorta thing.
Truck
User
Bubbles are gay.
Truck
User
The AK is a high recoiled gun yes, but anyone can control it. All about not spraying and praying. If you click once or twice or on a burst mode you should be fine. I get a HS with AK almost all the time. And also in about 1 or 2 shots.
User
You making him pay.
Truck
User
I don't like THE superjer.
User
Na that is stupid. And I hate my sound card. One day my comp froze, I restarted it. and BAM sound card is blown to shit, now I'm getting the error sign from my computer=(
Truck
User
he said kill not rape

*turns music on and off on and off*
844
Truck
User
you can write about
anything you feel like you
retarded monkey
Truck
User
How about we start arguing.
User
I think I'd prefer you not to be gay=(
Truck
User
847 yay!!!!!!!!
User
GO QUICK LAUNCH!>
Truck
User
I still don't like the superjer.
Truck
User
star wars is thought to
be a very great movie
but i haven't seen
Truck
User
No it isn't, criticism is good.
User
okay fine
echinda=gay ass toast.
User
I want the other one back.
User
Kicked the ball into his balls.
User
Thats a lie. DAMN YOU!
Truck
User
lol testing if super changed it.
User
Because tuesday's start with a T!
User
laptop

DAMNIT I TYPED IT WRONG!

kill echinda or kill echinda

THERE!
User
I hate dod already, lets rape him!>
Truck
User
What is up with you saying the superjer. My RL friend's name is jer. and in cs he goes by SuperJer. We know who superjer is here. You don't have to say THE!
User
The start menu is my friend.
Truck
User
*dances to the music*
850
User
It was a very stupid joke.
User
*kicks echinda*
User
Echinda's title should be, retarded monkey?
User
He can't be right. *jumps off cliff*
User
I don't know.
Truck
User
It is his opinion not yours
User
echinda=gay ass monkey.
User
Blow me, what I mean is blow a whistle on me.
Truck
User
He can't shit www.ohnoes.org
User
LOL!!!!!!!!!! what happened to el oh el.
User
echinda no one makes sense..............
User
let him live

kill echinda or kill enchinda
User
It is more like, only on tuesdays.
User
Ilor is gonna rape you if you do write it wrong.
User
It was me with my weird powers of non admin
User
ahahaaha so not funny
User
*dances to kill*
User
Thats what I like, a clean desktop
User
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
my comp sucks
Truck
User
I'm more of a pail.
Truck
User
I'm not gonna die bastard 852
User
dod it is downloadable idiot, and fuck you ilor.
Truck
User
Thanks for your opinion
Truck
User
i love you all not
if i did i would not kill
myself in rhythm
Truck
User
mmm cookies.
User
Nature see what do of?
User
Umm about 5 icons for me, then one big folder that holds all my other icons and such.
User
Well, I would say a scion, I could make a box with four wheels too.
Truck
User
This game is completely pointless 856
User
Ilor, teach me your awesome ninja skills
User
www.ohnoes.org, another person that can't spell!@!
User
*squashes wasp for that post*

lalala
Truck
User
i don't understand
the things you guys are posting
please shoot me someone
User
Yes aaron we know you could....
Truck
User
How can I be both eh?
User
Bleh, icons make your desktop load slower, so does a background.
User
Ford's do suck, I hate all ford's, I'm a chevy/toyota fan.
User
hmm er monopoly

strip poker or sex
User
*dances on top of the car marked 'Death Car'*
User
As long as you give him credit I don't think he cares.
Truck
User
aaron clean up some
of these meanless posts because
they are annoying
Truck
User
Or into your bloodstream
User
No one can trust me on account I can not be trusted.
User
Mine was until I more or less forced my mommy to buy me a new computer.
User
Sometimes Ilor not all the time though.
User
Umm? That makes no since, but okay.
User
No all caps posting.
User
Yes considering she bought me a $4000 dollar computer.
User
Super do I annoy you?
Truck
User
No it is impossible because of the bubble I have.
Truck
User
Depends on your choice of guns, type of map, and type of situations you like.
User
It isn't as interesting as it sounds dimface.
User
Ya for once you are doing "proper" grammar.
User
Why or why not what?
User
That knifing owns you?
User
No Ilor you are wrong.
User
Well my mommy didn't graduate from highschool.
User
Thanks for clearing up the phone situation ilor.
User
Not really, I'm very nice.
Truck
User
I am a moron, but on a lighter note, I have cookies.
User
Well, your mom goes to college.
User
Blow me?
User
Took what? MY ACID?!
User
Ya it is pretty bad.
User
I love you, not really, because I'm not gay.
User
Well so you hater.
User
bananas post count=10
User
Anyone ever seen the movie SLC Punk?
User
Ilor is that a picture of you in your avatar?
User
What is all this talk about loops??!?!
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Well, I know I'm stupid as fuck, but something strange happened while I was gone. I got invited to a clan and on the forums you had to be all "smart" so I cleaned up and here I am.
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I don't see a butterfly I see someone walking on water.
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Too much water can possibly kill you.
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I don't like fucking myself.
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with no eyes i decide to
*shoots super in the face*
o shit sorry i'm blind
*shoots aaron in the face*
fucking no face piece of shit!
*shoots randomly*
hey look ilors left ear.
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So that means I'm straight.
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rock

punk or classical
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Ultimate penalty is having to deal with Ilor.
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Aaron needs to come in here.
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*nukes you all* i win
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858 ilor be careful.
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I hate banana
He hates me but who cares he
is so fucking gay
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The thing is you can't really stop any of us.
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You could stop posting on week old topics.
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No one uses this forum just stfu.
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Idiots post random things!
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I made a surf map, very hard to beat it though.
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Yea, but even funnier when you can't be unconfused.
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You can't hate me.
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Banana same goes for you!.
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Knifing owns you!
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Stop using !!!!
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Yes it doesn't.
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I am hereby declaring that banana posts here his GRAMMAR ERROR FREE post.

It has to be at least 4 sentences long, on any subject.
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How do you kno?
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I hate one sided loops.
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I do not have a dumbass!
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I don't know, am I?
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Gah, banana you must now post one GRAMMAR ERROR free post.
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I didn't ask you!
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banana what problem would that be?
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Okay if you look at an earlier post I made I randomly end a sentence in random punctuations
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Because I am the almighty ruler of posters!
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Yes there are!
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Alcohol is bad for the brain.
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Your mom goes to 867
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Ya you better, or I'll rape you.
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banana you are messing up your own rules

banana or "is gay"
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You would like us to be gay wouldn't you?
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So was your mom, but I only had her once.
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They are back you idiot
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*throws ilor into a blender*

*throws banana into a fruit juicer*
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MUAHAA HE CUT HIMSELF!
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it might be very
small, but it beats your brain so
shut the fuck up please
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Banana that is one fucking person!
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Ya ya your anus is bleeding.
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Stop confusing me bastards!
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I hate you guys!
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I need to get my source working:-\
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I dont wear glasses, I wear contacts!
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spacetime jay?
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echinda you can't start making him pay already!
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I'm invited to your pants?
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I think that is what he meant, but I might be wrong.
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I thought I was on aaron's team, nevermind then

I WANT MY FRESH TOWELS

Hold me Ilor.
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Know where I got that saying from the AA group!
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Yes I know he started it, but I'm ending it.
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Sure you aren't, that is just why you are posting in every single section, but you know what? I can post somewhere you can't muahahah
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That is hard

hey look a butterfly
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I don't have a hole in my heart!
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now i must say

869
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Why not though?
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kodak

telephones or bottlecaps
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It is hard for a banana becuase

Ring ring ring ring banana phone!
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to ilor
*bitch slaps you*
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Soda bread to me is nasty!
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Nice because you are not my
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AH! You filthy little bastards.
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that is because i
am the ruler of you all
now bow down to me
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That is true, but you are not far behind.
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*smacks you both to kalamazoo*
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banana I don't?
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Do not use the word 'noob' in my presence please.
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Yes it is a red phone...............
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I'm with echinda's post

citric acid

Computers or cows.
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Hi all, I like messing with peoples flash stuff, but not SJ's?
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I drink on good occasions say July 4th?
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Saying I'm a pony?
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Okay guys, you will never past me in the race to posting, so just stop now.
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It is good bread?
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Hey hey, i'm the one that knows nothing, so stop uglyfieing eachother?
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We all have problems, but the first step to solving anything is admitting it.!
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Okay aaron since you are on my team, I'll let that fresh towels comment go!

*runs around looking for a corner*
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How can I invite myself?
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Banana I'm gonna force you to make one post with proper grammar, or you will pay in spades.
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I know everything, sorta, but I don't know anything, thats why I'm the minister of info.
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I don't watch television. It is impossible
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Ribbon I'm sorry, banana its "weird"
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I am the noble
Pr0n distributor so you
Get free pr0n anytime
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I disagree with both of you, you are both annoying though.
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871 i guess
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Ilor you bastard. You ruined our fun!
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Shogun how about not you little faggot?
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Damnit spell right for the sake of living!
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My brother is giving me his Ninja crotch rocket soon. The only reason he is because he has flipped off it twice and broken almost every bone in his body.
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Banana do it or you shall feel my wrath mauahhahah
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cars. Now this cow didn't understand that butterflies like to eat green eggs and cows. So he decided to drop a line of orange penuts and forget them.Which caused major swelling of the profits of Microsoft. Leading to the release of Microsoft causing many people to eat their vegetables and parents.Now this catastrophic diet causes severe pain to the area where it releases them carrot's into a blender with five burgerkingmanager's which resulted in pure chaos.
Piles said, 'Shaft! Report' into his shoe' causing many people named Shaft to jump off a very small cliff causin piles to yell 'Shaft! Noooooo!' Resulting in a hernia for the duration of the bomb timer. Explosions made the world with great hesitation, vulnerable for space-muffin's causing us all to give unto the many leaders our undying gratitude. As we watch southpark christmas specials we all wonder why the hell cow's eat grass. Now we must speculate on the mother of Piles, daft she was, suffering from many emotional wounds. Widowed after a series of continuous defeats. She decided to do like the ones who had brought us FLCL and start performing stripteases dressed like something else entirely too fat to wear tangerine Speedos. To make matters even better, she decided to dance on her dead pile of monkeys. That was awesome. Her new act stunned many around the turtlemeat company, which specialises in turtlemeat, obviously. Managers are trying to steal her act and her thunder.
The turtlemeat company is going to hell in a horse and carriage driver's handbasket. Fraudulent charges were brought by a donkey that hates all extraterrestrial lifeforms, who, tried to use, unsuccesfully, with ease, a damn good interpretation of Piles. Then aliens attacked. Piles was horrified. Now we are entering into a new paragraph.
Without the insight of all the members of superjercom.webstation, where will this brave new paragraph lead us to.....
Of course! New Orleans! Where Piles had a hankering for some naughty name calling. Unexpectedly, his mom showed him that while he danced he had his fly honies all up in his grill, which caused him grief. The girls couldn't understand that Piles was a problematic child with conditions far too advanced to treat. Now Piles needs some very costly hardware-rendering upgrades so we must laugh because he doesn't compare store prices. Now he must have a histerectomy to pay for the terrible transgressions that he commited. Now we all really have to stop saying 'now', but with all the things we treasure in life everyone must die. "The only one who can save us is me," Jacksmoke said boldly. Jacksmoke is now pondering his existance, in a pool of his own bodily fluids. What fluids could theese be, you ask? Milk of course is not it. But who cares? We all care. By this time banana will die in 100 years. Or maybe soon. but probably not because we all love cheese. In the recent past this made sense, but now we are overrun with idiots who can't spell or underline. like echidna, he has no comeback. But this story is quite long-winded and goes off to no end. Someone should really lock this truck...but no-one could accept superjer and all of his

and do you mean except? or accept? because accept is like you are accepting an award and except is like no one could do it except me
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Thank you banana
I hate you though stupid piece
of banana peel
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And shogun you spam faggot.
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a_banana why must you make me hate you?
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I hate you all.
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889
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abc
slip or knot
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I watch your mom
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Sometimes it has to be in jpg
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It is random and I know it!
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He just can't, whats with all the question?
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Spartor came from the mind of superjer.
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Correction
This is English?
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Grammar is spelled with an 'a'
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I don't think they would, seeing as HP might want to be recognized?
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Numero uno: Do not shut up
Numero dos: Grammar does matter
Numero thres: These are not really even questions?
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You used a double negative? Don't not?
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Or all the stress that I cause you all.
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STOP ARGUING BACK AND FORTH. Thats my job.
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You have to me a regular here.
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There once was a cow named Piles H. Maloney. Who liked to stack plates on red parked cars. Now this cow didn't understand that butterflies like to eat green eggs and cows. So he decided to drop a line of orange penuts and forget them.Which caused major swelling of the profits of Microsoft. Leading to the release of Microsoft causing many people to eat their vegetables and parents.Now this catastrophic diet causes severe pain to the area where it releases them carrot's into a blender with five burgerkingmanager's which resulted in pure chaos.
Piles said, 'Shaft! Report' into his shoe' causing many people named Shaft to jump off a very small cliff causin piles to yell 'Shaft! Noooooo!' Resulting in a hernia for the duration of the bomb timer. Explosions made the world with great hesitation, vulnerable for space-muffin's causing us all to give unto the many leaders our undying gratitude. As we watch southpark christmas specials we all wonder why the hell cow's eat grass. Now we must speculate on the mother of Piles, daft she was, suffering from many emotional wounds. Widowed after a series of continuous defeats. She decided to do like the ones who had brought us FLCL and start performing stripteases dressed like something else entirely too fat to wear tangerine Speedos. To make matters even better, she decided to dance on her dead pile of monkeys. That was awesome. Her new act stunned many around the turtlemeat company, which specialises in turtlemeat, obviously. Managers are trying to steal her act and her thunder.
The turtlemeat company is going to hell in a horse and carriage driver's handbasket. Fraudulent charges were brought by a donkey that hates all extraterrestrial lifeforms, who, tried to use, unsuccesfully, with ease, a damn good interpretation of Piles. Then aliens attacked. Piles was horrified. Now we are entering into a new paragraph.
Without the insight of all the members of superjercom.webstation, where will this brave new paragraph lead us to.....
Of course! New Orleans! Where Piles had a hankering for some naughty name calling. Unexpectedly, his mom showed him that while he danced he had his fly honies all up in his grill, which caused him grief. The girls couldn't understand that Piles was a problematic child with conditions far too advanced to treat. Now Piles needs some very costly hardware-rendering upgrades so we must laugh because he doesn't compare store prices. Now he must have a histerectomy to pay for the terrible transgressions that he commited. Now we all really have to stop saying 'now', but with all the things we treasure in life everyone must die. "The only one who can save us is me," Jacksmoke said boldly. Jacksmoke is now pondering his existance, in a pool of his own bodily fluids. What fluids could theese be, you ask? Milk of course is not it. But who cares? We all care. By this time banana will die in 100 years. Or maybe soon. but probably not because we all love cheese. In the recent past this made sense, but now we are overrun with idiots who can't spell or underline. like echidna, he has no comeback. But this story is quite long-winded and goes off to no end. Someone should really
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Or we shall to a
Lot of things to downgrade your
Mother you biatch
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Correct term would be nube with an e?
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I like living dreams?
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Why am I still here?
I asked you guys to shoot me.
Fuck it *shoots himself*
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There once was a cow named Piles H. Maloney. Who liked to stack plates on red parked cars. Now this cow didn't understand that butterflies like to eat green eggs and cows. So he decided to drop a line of orange penuts and forget them.Which caused major swelling of the profits of Microsoft. Leading to the release of Microsoft causing many people to eat their vegetables and parents.Now this catastrophic diet causes severe pain to the area where it releases them carrot's into a blender with five burgerkingmanager's which resulted in pure chaos.
Piles said, 'Shaft! Report' into his shoe' causing many people named Shaft to jump off a very small cliff causin piles to yell 'Shaft! Noooooo!' Resulting in a hernia for the duration of the bomb timer. Explosions made the world with great hesitation, vulnerable for space-muffin's causing us all to give unto the many leaders our undying gratitude. As we watch southpark christmas specials we all wonder why the hell cow's eat grass. Now we must speculate on the mother of Piles, daft she was, suffering from many emotional wounds. Widowed after a series of continuous defeats. She decided to do like the ones who had brought us FLCL and start performing stripteases dressed like something else entirely too fat to wear tangerine Speedos. To make matters even better, she decided to dance on her dead pile of monkeys. That was awesome. Her new act stunned many around the turtlemeat company, which specialises in turtlemeat, obviously. Managers are trying to steal her act and her thunder.
The turtlemeat company is going to hell in a horse and carriage driver's handbasket. Fraudulent charges were brought by a donkey that hates all extraterrestrial lifeforms, who, tried to use, unsuccesfully, with ease, a damn good interpretation of Piles. Then aliens attacked. Piles was horrified. Now we are entering into a new paragraph.
Without the insight of all the members of superjercom.webstation, where will this brave new paragraph lead us to.....
Of course! New Orleans! Where Piles had a hankering for some naughty name calling. Unexpectedly, his mom showed him that while he danced he had his fly honies all up in his grill, which caused him grief. The girls couldn't understand that Piles was a problematic child with conditions far too advanced to treat. Now Piles needs some very costly hardware-rendering upgrades so we must laugh because he doesn't compare store prices. Now he must have a histerectomy to pay for the terrible transgressions that he commited. Now we all really have to stop saying 'now', but with all the things we treasure in life everyone must die. "The only one who can save us is me," Jacksmoke said boldly. Jacksmoke is now pondering his existance, in a pool of his own bodily fluids. What fluids could theese be, you ask? Milk of course is not it. But who cares? We all care. By this time banana will die in 100 years. Or maybe soon. but probly notbecause we all love cheese. In the recent past this made sense, but now we
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cs.
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You made it, so therefore you're gay.
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It was about fixing the grammar of "why the does no one use this forum" but its gone now.
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Its already been posted somewhere.
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There once was a cow named Piles H. Maloney. Who liked to stack plates on red parked cars. Now this cow didn't understand that butterflies like to eat green eggs and cows. So he decided to drop a line of orange penuts and forget them.Which caused major swelling of the profits of Microsoft. Leading to the release of Microsoft causing many people to eat their vegetables and parents.Now this catastrophic diet causes severe pain to the area where it releases them carrot's into a blender with five burgerkingmanager's which resulted in pure chaos.
Piles said, 'Shaft! Report' into his shoe' causing many people named Shaft to jump off a very small cliff causin piles to yell 'Shaft! Noooooo!' Resulting in a hernia for the duration of the bomb timer. Explosions made the world with great hesitation, vulnerable for space-muffin's causing us all to give unto the many leaders our undying gratitude. As we watch southpark christmas specials we all wonder why the hell cow's eat grass. Now we must speculate on the mother of Piles, daft she was, suffering from many emotional wounds. Widowed after a series of continuous defeats. She decided to do like the ones who had brought us FLCL and start performing stripteases dressed like something else entirely too fat to wear tangerine Speedos. To make matters even better, she decided to dance on her dead pile of monkeys. That was awesome. Her new act stunned many around the turtlemeat company, which specialises in turtlemeat, obviously. Managers are trying to steal her act and her thunder.
The turtlemeat company is going to hell in a horse and carriage driver's handbasket. Fraudulent charges were brought by a donkey that hates all extraterrestrial lifeforms, who, tried to use, unsuccesfully, with ease, a damn good interpretation of Piles. Then aliens attacked. Piles was horrified. Now we are entering into a new paragraph.
Without the insight of all the members of superjercom.webstation, where will this brave new paragraph lead us to.....
Of course! New Orleans! Where Piles had a hankering for some naughty name calling. Unexpectedly, his mom showed him that while he danced he had his fly honies all up in his grill, which caused him grief. The girls couldn't understand that Piles was a problematic child with conditions far too advanced to treat. Now Piles needs some very costly hardware-rendering upgrades so we must laugh because he doesn't compare store prices. Now he must have a histerectomy to pay for the terrible transgressions that he commited. Now we all really have to stop saying 'now', but with all the things we treasure in life everyone must die. "The only one who can save us is me," Jacksmoke said boldly. Jacksmoke is now pondering his existance, in a pool of his own bodily fluids. What fluids could theese be, you ask? Milk of course is not it. But who cares? We all care. By this time banana will die in 100 years. Or maybe soon. but probly notbecause we all
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I suck at these things
So why am I posting here
Please someone shoot me
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BANANA USE UNDERLINE! WE NEED TO KNOW WHAT YOU WRITE!@

There once was a cow named Piles H. Maloney. Who liked to stack plates on red parked cars. Now this cow didn't understand that butterflies like to eat green eggs and cows. So he decided to drop a line of orange penuts and forget them.Which caused major swelling of the profits of Microsoft. Leading to the release of Microsoft causing many people to eat their vegetables and parents.Now this catastrophic diet causes severe pain to the area where it releases them carrot's into a blender with five burgerkingmanager's which resulted in pure chaos.
Piles said, 'Shaft! Report' into his shoe' causing many people named Shaft to jump off a very small cliff causin piles to yell 'Shaft! Noooooo!' Resulting in a hernia for the duration of the bomb timer. Explosions made the world with great hesitation, vulnerable for space-muffin's causing us all to give unto the many leaders our undying gratitude. As we watch southpark christmas specials we all wonder why the hell cow's eat grass. Now we must speculate on the mother of Piles, daft she was, suffering from many emotional wounds. Widowed after a series of continuous defeats. She decided to do like the ones who had brought us FLCL and start performing stripteases dressed like something else entirely too fat to wear tangerine Speedos. To make matters even better, she decided to dance on her dead pile of monkeys. That was awesome. Her new act stunned many around the turtlemeat company, which specialises in turtlemeat, obviously. Managers are trying to steal her act and her thunder.
The turtlemeat company is going to hell in a horse and carriage driver's handbasket. Fraudulent charges were brought by a donkey that hates all extraterrestrial lifeforms, who, tried to use, unsuccesfully, with ease, a damn good interpretation of Piles. Then aliens attacked. Piles was horrified. Now we are entering into a new paragraph.
Without the insight of all the members of superjercom.webstation, where will this brave new paragraph lead us to.....
Of course! New Orleans! Where Piles had a hankering for some naughty name calling. Unexpectedly, his mom showed him that while he danced he had his fly honies all up in his grill, which caused him grief. The girls couldn't understand that Piles was a problematic child with conditions far too advanced to treat. Now Piles needs some very costly hardware-rendering upgrades so we must laugh because he doesn't compare store prices. Now he must have a histerectomy to pay for the terrible transgressions that he commited. Now we all really have to stop saying 'now', but with all the things we treasure in life everyone must die. "The only one who can save us is me," Jacksmoke said boldly. Jacksmoke is now pondering his existance, in a pool of his own bodily fluids. What fluids could theese be, you ask? Milk of course is not it. But who cares? We all care.
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NO HES GONNA DIE!
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http://img256.echo.cx/my.php?image=1232312321320pf.jpg

my shitty desktop, pay no attention to all the little rars, or the thing that says bittorrent.
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1X911
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There once was a cow named Piles H. Maloney. Who liked to stack plates on red parked cars. Now this cow didn't understand that butterflies like to eat green eggs and cows. So he decided to drop a line of orange penuts and forget them.Which caused major swelling of the profits of Microsoft. Leading to the release of Microsoft causing many people to eat their vegetables and parents.Now this catastrophic diet causes severe pain to the area where it releases them carrot's into a blender with five burgerkingmanager's which resulted in pure chaos.
Piles said, 'Shaft! Report' into his shoe' causing many people named Shaft to jump off a very small cliff causin piles to yell 'Shaft! Noooooo!' Resulting in a hernia for the duration of the bomb timer. Explosions made the world with great hesitation, vulnerable for space-muffin's causing us all to give unto the many leaders our undying gratitude. As we watch southpark christmas specials we all wonder why the hell cow's eat grass. Now we must speculate on the mother of Piles, daft she was, suffering from many emotional wounds. Widowed after a series of continuous defeats. She decided to do like the ones who had brought us FLCL and start performing stripteases dressed like something else entirely too fat to wear tangerine Speedos. To make matters even better, she decided to dance on her dead pile of monkeys. That was awesome. Her new act stunned many around the turtlemeat company, which specialises in turtlemeat, obviously. Managers are trying to steal her act and her thunder.
The turtlemeat company is going to hell in a horse and carriage driver's handbasket. Fraudulent charges were brought by a donkey that hates all extraterrestrial lifeforms, who, tried to use, unsuccesfully, with ease, a damn good interpretation of Piles. Then aliens attacked. Piles was horrified. Now we are entering into a new paragraph.
Without the insight of all the members of superjercom.webstation, where will this brave new paragraph lead us to.....
Of course! New Orleans! Where Piles had a hankering for some naughty name calling. Unexpectedly, his mom showed him that while he danced he had his fly honies all up in his grill, which caused him grief. The girls couldn't understand that Piles was a problematic child with conditions far too advanced to treat. Now Piles needs some very costly hardware-rendering upgrades so we must laugh because he doesn't compare store prices. Now he must have a histerectomy to pay for the terrible transgressions that he commited. Now we all really have to stop saying 'now', but with all the things we treasure in life everyone must die. "The only one who can save us is me," Jacksmoke said boldly.Jacksmoke is now
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I've got two weapons. A broom and a broom handle.!
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Jay is absolutely correct. Good work!
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*sets up large gun thingy*

*shoots it*

Sorry echinda
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I still drive that car i posted
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I only had 10 minutes in class to write it
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Family guy ftw
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too make it easy 921
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shame

cows or cats

The point is abolutely nothing
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I see, never seen that before.
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Sorry about that, I accidentally underlined 4 words

There once was a cow named Piles H. Maloney. Who liked to stack plates on red parked cars. Now this cow didn't understand that butterflies like to eat green eggs and cows. So he decided to drop a line of orange penuts and forget them.Which caused major swelling of the profits of Microsoft. Leading to the release of Microsoft causing many people to eat their vegetables and parents.Now this catastrophic diet causes severe pain to the area where it releases them carrot's into a blender with five burgerkingmanager's which resulted in pure chaos.
Piles said, 'Shaft! Report' into his shoe' causing many people named Shaft to jump off a very small cliff causin piles to yell 'Shaft! Noooooo!' Resulting in a hernia for the duration of the bomb timer. Explosions made the world with great hesitation, vulnerable for space-muffin's causing us all to give unto the many leaders our undying gratitude. As we watch southpark christmas specials we all wonder why the hell cow's eat grass. Now we must speculate on the mother of Piles, daft she was, suffering from many emotional wounds. Widowed after a series of continuous defeats. She decided to do like the ones who had brought us FLCL and start performing stripteases dressed like something else entirely too fat to wear tangerine Speedos. To make matters even better, she decided to dance on her dead pile of monkeys. That was awesome. Her new act stunned many around the turtlemeat company, which specialises in turtlemeat, obviously. Managers are trying to steal her act and her thunder.
The turtlemeat company is going to hell in a horse and carriage driver's handbasket. Fraudulent charges were brought by a donkey that hates all extraterrestrial lifeforms, who, tried to use, unsuccesfully, with ease, a damn good interpretation of Piles. Then aliens attacked. Piles was horrified. Now we are entering into a new paragraph.
Without the insight of all the members of superjercom.webstation, where will this brave new paragraph lead us to.....
Of course! New Orleans! Where Piles had a hankering for some naughty name calling. Unexpectedly, his mom showed him that while he danced he had his fly honies all up in his grill, which caused him grief. The girls couldn't understand that Piles was a problematic child with conditions far too advanced to treat. Now Piles needs some very costly hardware-rendering upgrades so we must laugh because he doesn't compare store prices. Now he must have a histerectomy to pay for the terrible transgressions that he commited. Now we all really have to stop saying 'now', but with all the things we treasure in life everyone must die. The only one who can save us is me.
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Thats because this is one confusing forum!
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Yea, I kinda figured, I wrote it in about 10 minutes :-\....
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I've been to busy not really posting!
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My computer is quiet!
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Yea it was, thats why I clicked no!
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(500X500)/(500)+(364+575)
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candy, cows, or jackson
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There once was a cow named Piles H. Maloney. Who liked to stack plates on red parked cars. Now this cow didn't understand that butterflies like to eat green eggs and cows. So he decided to drop a line of orange penuts and forget them.Which caused major swelling of the profits of Microsoft. Leading to the release of Microsoft causing many people to eat their vegetables and parents.Now this catastrophic diet causes severe pain to the area where it releases them carrot's into a blender with five burgerkingmanager's which resulted in pure chaos.
Piles said, 'Shaft! Report' into his shoe' causing many people named Shaft to jump off a very small cliff causin piles to yell 'Shaft! Noooooo!' Resulting in a hernia for the duration of the bomb timer. Explosions made the world with great hesitation, vulnerable for space-muffin's causing us all to give unto the many leaders our undying gratitude. As we watch southpark christmas specials we all wonder why the hell cow's eat grass. Now we must speculate on the mother of Piles, daft she was, suffering from many emotional wounds. Widowed after a series of continuous defeats. She decided to do like the ones who had brought us FLCL and start performing stripteases dressed like something else entirely too fat to wear tangerine Speedos. To make matters even better, she decided to dance on her dead pile of monkeys. That was awesome. Her new act stunned many around the turtlemeat company, which specialises in turtlemeat, obviously. Managers are trying to steal her act and her thunder.
The turtlemeat company is going to hell in a horse and carriage driver's handbasket. Fraudulent charges were brought by a donkey that hates all extraterrestrial lifeforms, who, tried to use, unsuccesfully, with ease, a damn good interpretation of Piles. Then aliens attacked. Piles was horrified. Now we are entering into a new paragraph.
Without the insight of all the members of superjercom.webstation, where will this brave new paragraph lead us to.....
Of course! New Orleans! Where Piles had a hankering for some naughty name calling. Unexpectedly, his mom showed him that while he danced he had his fly honies all up in his grill, which caused him grief. The girls couldn't understand that Piles was a problematic child with conditions far too advanced to treat. Now Piles needs some very costly hardware-rendering upgrades so we must laugh because he doesn't compare store prices. Now he must have a histerectomy to pay for the terrible transgressions that he commited. Now we all really have to stop saying 'now', but with all the things we
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I'm confused!
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Well we had to write a song for English today so I decided to write this one. I want feedback please!
Verse 1:
You put me through so much,
But I still stay with you.
I'm afraid to be,
The only one without you.
I can't stand sitting here all alone
When I could be with you

Chorus:
But I'm all alone
Waiting for that special someone
You used to be
The only one for me, but

Verse 2:
I'm over you now.
I can't be with you now
You put me through so much
But I finally broke
Away from you

Chorus:
But I'm all alone
Waiting for that special someone
You used to be
The only one for me, but

Break:
I'm lost and confused, but I'm better off without you
I'm lost and confused, but I'm better off without you

Ending:
Now as I sit here
Thinking of that special someone.
I still think back on all the great times we had,
but too bad, its over now

Chorus:
But I'm all alone
Waiting for that special someone
You used to be
The only one for me, but
Its over now
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Without the insight of all the members of superjercom.webstation, where will this brave new paragraph lead us to.....
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