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Please attend to this:
This truck's for haikus only!
Kindly watch yourself.
Five, seven, five lines.
Or five seven five seven
seven works as well.
Non-haikus vanish
all, as if fulminated
by a lightless fire.
A new rule post:
Renga follow up is fine.
one posts a haiku,
another follows up with
two lines that have seven each.
The following is
an example of renga.
please pay attention:
Post 1:
Here is an ode to beer:
It's amber color is like
sun through autumn leaves
Post 2:
The irony of drinking
and vision is most acute.
Also, a new note:
If you fuck up your haiku
It gets replaced with:
"I am an ass-trap.
17 syllables is
just too much for me."
Also, a good haiku
(one that makes me laugh out loud)
will get one of these:
Point bonus edit:
Ug_man gets 10 bonus points
for superb haiku.
==> Distinct admin note:
Rules have been updated.
Thank you, please stand by.
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2005 May 7 at 01:29 UTC
— Ed. 2005 May 13 at 00:47 UTC
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Nezumi
Asshole Admin
2005 Mar 27 • 817
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WTF?
Omg, lmao.
brb, gg.
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2005 May 7 at 01:32 UTC
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NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse
2005 Mar 23 • 1871
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Technically, what
we're doing is called senryu
and we got it wrong.
Senryu is just the
seventeen syllables, but
Haiku is distinct.
To be a haiku,
a senryu needs to use one
of the four seasons.
Some Japanese dude
corrected me on this one
a few weeks ago.
Opened up a can
of whoop ass, took me to school
in the car of pain.
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
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2005 May 7 at 01:57 UTC
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Well I am the smart
I always speak in Haikus
Not senryus [winter]
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2005 May 7 at 02:34 UTC
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What's this five seven
triple five crap you speak of?
i know only of five
seven five seven seven
which are called "tanka" you fool
In this wretched spring
I dream dirty dreams of lust
O foul loins of youth!
i said spring i did
technically it's a haiku?
Autumn of haikus...
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2005 May 7 at 04:08 UTC
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You fucked up bad Carl,
Count: "i know only of five"
SIX syllables, ass
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2005 May 7 at 04:26 UTC
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NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse
2005 Mar 23 • 1871
574 ₧
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I must say I've missed
the drive-by senryu beatdowns
this 'truck was known for.
Also, Japanese
words are never pluralized
in English, you fools. 
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2005 May 7 at 05:04 UTC
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Is pluralizes
whenevers Is wants tos, bitches;
nothings yous cans dos
What about ninjas?
Surely you can have several,
dipshit [autumn] [fall]
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2005 May 7 at 06:34 UTC
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NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse
2005 Mar 23 • 1871
574 ₧
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Now you just sound like
some kind of mob boss, Super.
Don't be hatin' now.
Odd thing is, they don't
really have plurals in the
Japanese language.
You say how many
there are, but the word itself
is never altered.
I know that Chinese
does the same thing, so it could
be an Asian thing.
Why would you need more
than one ninja, anyway?
[spring, autumn, winter]
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2005 May 7 at 07:03 UTC
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Hey look, here it comes,
it's the ultimate haiku,
get a load of this:
Spring Falls on Summer,
Winter slips 4 Springs to Fall;
Summer holds it in...
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2005 May 7 at 07:51 UTC
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a_banana
He's an Ug_Man!
2005 May 3 • -591
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that was nice did you
make that haiku by yourself?
or did you steal it?
<superjer> What? It is? Where? Huh? Hey -- scones!
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2005 May 7 at 13:30 UTC
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The answer comes soon,
we're getting very close now,
and here it is: yes.
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2005 May 7 at 18:25 UTC
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a_banana
He's an Ug_Man!
2005 May 3 • -591
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2005 May 7 at 18:28 UTC
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Nezumi
Asshole Admin
2005 Mar 27 • 817
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Japanese; English.
Two separate languages,
so I pluralize.
 
  
 
Now this post's sticky.
It's easier to express
your springtime thoughts now.
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2005 May 7 at 18:38 UTC
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NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse
2005 Mar 23 • 1871
574 ₧
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Four hundred ninja,
One mole of ninja (What would
the mass of that be?
Hot new report out,
Scientists isolate the
ninja molecule!)
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2005 May 7 at 19:01 UTC
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The fool JMD,
Never he learns his errors,
Drops his guard often.
Oblivious to,
My plan to wreck his device,
Doomsday turned on he.
The FBI can't,
Save him from my fate for him,
He will freeze to death.
I shall flip the switch,
The weather changing machine,
Will destroy his base.
Icey crystals rain,
A shivering fate for him;
Frosty glacial doom.
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2005 May 7 at 19:54 UTC
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Observe: 'Reflecto'
The peak of technology.
Game winning home run!
This ray will reflect his plans;
Ribbon won't know what hit him.
So I'll just tell him!
His frosty plans for my fate
will all come to naught,
after my weather device
turns my cave to sun scorched beach.
The last laugh is mine.
This beach will be the hot spot
where the honies are,
Playing volleyball all day,
and eating BBQ too.
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2005 May 7 at 20:04 UTC
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Nezumi
Asshole Admin
2005 Mar 27 • 817
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6.02*10
^23 wow! That's
a lot of ninjas.
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2005 May 7 at 20:06 UTC
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a_banana
He's an Ug_Man!
2005 May 3 • -591
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I hate these forums
and I hate you aaronjer said
boldly after posts
<superjer> What? It is? Where? Huh? Hey -- scones!
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2005 May 8 at 00:32 UTC
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I suck at these things
So why am I posting here
Please someone shoot me
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2005 May 8 at 03:49 UTC
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it can be six, fool!
i know! i studied haiku
read Bashou, bitch!
in case you don't know
"Bashou" is not two parts
but three syllables
Spring comes but once here
but lasts every day all year...
Watching blossoms bloom.
omg i rock
that was such sexy haiku
Jap bitches will swoon!
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2005 May 8 at 04:38 UTC
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a_banana
He's an Ug_Man!
2005 May 3 • -591
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Dryer runs all day
clothes get warm, but wet remains.
Replace the vent now.
Point bonus edit:
Ug_man gets 10 bonus points
for superb haiku.
<superjer> What? It is? Where? Huh? Hey -- scones!
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2005 May 8 at 13:55 UTC
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hahaha so true!
what normal dryer have you!
August of dryers...
Is it just the vent?
I thought my clothes just won't dry.
No dew is good news.
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2005 May 9 at 03:15 UTC
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NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse
2005 Mar 23 • 1871
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Big angry senryu!
Insulting of your honor!
Harsh dis on your mom!
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2005 May 9 at 04:29 UTC
— Ed. 2005 May 9 at 05:04 UTC
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Why am I still here?
I asked you guys to shoot me.
Fuck it *shoots himself*
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2005 May 9 at 04:29 UTC
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