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SJA: Anti-Tank Medic
2005 Mar 23 • 585
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twativagitis
twativagitis you are
twativagitis
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2005 Oct 11 at 03:33 PDT
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O muse come to me
and inspire me with psalm!
Alas! Crap haiku!
Sup ye from poetic springs.
One and all, let's do renga!
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2005 Oct 26 at 15:29 PDT
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aaronjer
*****'n Admin
2005 Mar 21 • 4940
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Your haikus vex me,
I say this for lack of prose,
Shut the fuck up Carl.
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2005 Oct 26 at 17:26 PDT
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Bring home da bacon!
Are ya achin'? Yup! Yup! Yup!
For some bacon? Yup!
Shut it you lame whore.
I make my greatest return
and you treat me so!
A curse on your home!
May it recede in decay
as with your hairline!
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2005 Oct 26 at 18:07 PDT
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aaronjer
*****'n Admin
2005 Mar 21 • 4940
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A girl came to me,
And declared autonomy,
I'm a broken realm.
Don't know where that spawned,
It was just a random thought,
No girl came to me.
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2005 Oct 28 at 22:34 PDT
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how i miss weekends!
working the graveyard tonight--
Hooray for boobies!!
Boing, boing! My eyes bounce around.
Jiggle them funbags for me!
Daylight Savings Time
O! How I hate thee--A bane!
One more hour of work...
We are forgetting
Haikus are about seasons.
So let's right them write!
Spring, Summer, Autumn
What poetic injustice!
Poor, lonely Winter.
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2005 Oct 30 at 02:05 PST
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Alas, my dear Carl,
Too long I've lacked your insight,
You creepy pervert.
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2006 Jan 17 at 18:23 PST
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Nezumi
Asshole Admin
2005 Mar 26 • 783
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For the record, sups,
I think that most people type
'b' with their left hands.
I only mention this 'cause
your haiku above was broke.
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2006 Jan 17 at 18:32 PST
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NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse
2005 Mar 22 • 1871
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always indicate
when changing lanes, in case of
ninja on moped
(found elsewhere)
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
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2006 Mar 13 at 19:49 PST
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CornJer
Metal does cocaine.
2005 Mar 21 • 1531
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I am a fucktard,
can't even find AaronJer,
or write a Haiku.
If you jump high enough you'll hurt your ankles when you land.
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2006 Mar 14 at 15:57 PST
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MST3K,
You always did find movies,
That where truly bad.
Movies like this one,
Are perfect examples of,
Films that shouldn
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2006 Apr 3 at 09:00 PDT
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