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$H()GUN
SJA: Anti-Tank Medic

Shotgun Headshot Medal
2005 Mar 23 • 585
34 ₧
twativagitis
twativagitis you are
twativagitis
sorry i'm not intimidated by your stupidity http://www.whiteninjacomics.com
 
 
 
2005 Oct 11 at 10:33 UTC
Theou Aegis
2005 Apr 24 • 100
33 ₧
O muse come to me
and inspire me with psalm!
Alas! Crap haiku!
Sup ye from poetic springs.
One and all, let's do renga!
It'sa me! Carl!
 
 
 
2005 Oct 26 at 22:29 UTC
aaronjer
*****'n Admin

Comrade General 5-Star
2005 Mar 21 • 5046
1,227 ₧
Your haikus vex me,
I say this for lack of prose,
Shut the fuck up Carl.
 
 
 
2005 Oct 27 at 00:26 UTC
Theou Aegis
2005 Apr 24 • 100
33 ₧
Bring home da bacon!
Are ya achin'? Yup! Yup! Yup!
For some bacon? Yup!

Shut it you lame whore.
I make my greatest return
and you treat me so!

A curse on your home!
May it recede in decay
as with your hairline!
It'sa me! Carl!
 
 
 
2005 Oct 27 at 01:07 UTC
aaronjer
*****'n Admin

Comrade General 5-Star
2005 Mar 21 • 5046
1,227 ₧
A girl came to me,
And declared autonomy,
I'm a broken realm.

Don't know where that spawned,
It was just a random thought,
No girl came to me.
 
 
 
2005 Oct 29 at 05:34 UTC
Theou Aegis
2005 Apr 24 • 100
33 ₧
how i miss weekends!
working the graveyard tonight--
Hooray for boobies!!

Boing, boing! My eyes bounce around.
Jiggle them funbags for me!

Daylight Savings Time
O! How I hate thee--A bane!
One more hour of work...

We are forgetting
Haikus are about seasons.
So let's right them write!

Spring, Summer, Autumn
What poetic injustice!
Poor, lonely Winter.
It'sa me! Carl!
 
 
 
2005 Oct 30 at 10:05 UTC

[User deleted]

Alas, my dear Carl,
Too long I've lacked your insight,
You creepy pervert.
 
 
 
2006 Jan 18 at 02:23 UTC
Nezumi
Asshole Admin

1-Up Medal
2005 Mar 27 • 817
175 ₧
For the record, sups,
I think that most people type
'b' with their left hands.

I only mention this 'cause
your haiku above was broke.
 
 
 
2006 Jan 18 at 02:32 UTC
NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse

Good Conduct Medal
2005 Mar 23 • 1871
574 ₧
always indicate
when changing lanes, in case of
ninja on moped

(found elsewhere)
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
 
 
 
2006 Mar 14 at 03:49 UTC
CornJer
Metal does cocaine.

Frontline Heroism Medal
2005 Mar 21 • 1531
36 ₧
I am a fucktard,
can't even find AaronJer,
or write a Haiku.
If you jump high enough you'll hurt your ankles when you land.
 
 
 
2006 Mar 14 at 23:57 UTC
Zarathustra
Monotheist

2005 May 1 • 315
167 ₧

MST3K,
You always did find movies,
That where truly bad.

Movies like this one,
Are perfect examples of,
Films that shouldn
Thus spoke Zarathustra.
 
 
 
2006 Apr 3 at 16:00 UTC
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