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haiku are written
from each person's heart with love,
even pointless ones.
day in and day out
i hunger for the sweet taste
of pomegranate
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2005 May 14 at 01:05 UTC
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NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse
2005 Mar 23 • 1871
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(Carl wants a fucking
pomegranate! Give up weak
humans, it's over!  )
Echidna hasn't
been here long enough to know,
so I'll cut him slack.
Before Octagone
ate SuperJer's site, we had
a long haiku post.
This doesn't really
compare to that; it went on
for many pages.
JMD, Ribbon,
and I had haiku debates,
arguments, and wars.
The awesome thing was,
everyone could do it and
sound like normal speech.
It takes some practice,
but it's not that difficult.
You get used to it.
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
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2005 May 14 at 01:31 UTC
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Way too much Horse Porn,
SuperJer, please clean your site,
I couldn't find files.
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Dumb Double Monkey,
Don't you know your final doom?
It will be too hot.
Your honies will leave,
After bitter complaining,
their soft skin will burn.
The party is gone,
Is as if Fulminated
by a lightless fire.
On another note,
I don't like the way you talk,
put a cork in it.
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2005 May 14 at 08:08 UTC
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a_banana
He's an Ug_Man!
2005 May 3 • -591
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this truck will go on
and on for ages, wont
stop for many pages
<superjer> What? It is? Where? Huh? Hey -- scones!
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2005 May 14 at 19:40 UTC
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yet we sit idle
watching the ninjas throw knives
at tentacled fiends;
but where do the cartoons end?
Redundancy of Blue Girl...
what the fuck was that?
messed up hentai talk it is!
yoda speak can i...
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2005 May 14 at 22:31 UTC
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a_banana
He's an Ug_Man!
2005 May 3 • -591
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computer runs all
day yet the blank still remains.
load the os please
<superjer> What? It is? Where? Huh? Hey -- scones!
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2005 May 15 at 03:47 UTC
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echidna3
Captain Signupnow
2005 Apr 4 • -201
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we ask ourself why
banana might say this but
we dont understand
i dont like signatures. although there are some good ones out there
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2005 May 15 at 08:59 UTC
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a_banana
He's an Ug_Man!
2005 May 3 • -591
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i'm at a friends
house.and the computer wont
load. needs the OS
<superjer> What? It is? Where? Huh? Hey -- scones!
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2005 May 15 at 14:28 UTC
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I am the noble
Pr0n distributor so you
Get free pr0n anytime
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2005 May 15 at 21:23 UTC
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pr0n I/O error;
failed to initialize pr0n;
insufficient RAM;
suffered so long with no pr0n...
the autumn of my desktop.
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2005 May 16 at 00:00 UTC
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echidna3
Captain Signupnow
2005 Apr 4 • -201
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many people look
at the infamous porno
not many admit
i dont like signatures. although there are some good ones out there
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2005 May 16 at 13:20 UTC
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that is because i
am the ruler of you all
now bow down to me
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2005 May 16 at 16:27 UTC
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a_banana
He's an Ug_Man!
2005 May 3 • -591
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the only thing you
rule is the inner sanctum
of your very small brain!
<superjer> What? It is? Where? Huh? Hey -- scones!
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2005 May 16 at 21:09 UTC
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it might be very
small, but it beats your brain so
shut the fuck up please
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2005 May 17 at 02:11 UTC
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Ilor
The little ninja that did.
2005 Mar 27 • 398
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Monkeys go eek eek,
they like bananas and they
love doing homework.
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2005 May 17 at 09:57 UTC
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a_banana
He's an Ug_Man!
2005 May 3 • -591
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doing homework you
say?well a banana I am
a monkey I'm not.
<superjer> What? It is? Where? Huh? Hey -- scones!
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2005 May 17 at 18:42 UTC
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I hate banana
He hates me but who cares he
is so fucking gay
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2005 May 18 at 03:27 UTC
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Ilor
The little ninja that did.
2005 Mar 27 • 398
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January has,
April showers, and two plus,
two always makes five.
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2005 May 18 at 03:33 UTC
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Nezumi
Asshole Admin
2005 Mar 27 • 817
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It is clear to me,
how pointless my struggle's been.
I love big brother.
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2005 May 18 at 04:09 UTC
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Newspeak time, Bitches!
Because it's double plus good!
I <3 big brother!
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2005 May 18 at 04:10 UTC
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aaronjer
*****'n Admin
2005 Mar 21 • 5046
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Twist, turn, pull, ker-chunk!
The door does not heed my hand,
I can't go outside.
I scream, shout and cry,
Landlord does not heed my call,
One more day inside.
Phone book is empty,
fingers throb from over use,
dialing numbers,
I could call my mom had I,
long distance service.
SuperJer save me,
I can not escape this cell,
Forever I stay.
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2005 May 18 at 11:29 UTC
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aaron clean up some
of these meanless posts because
they are annoying
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2005 May 18 at 12:36 UTC
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NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse
2005 Mar 23 • 1871
574 ₧
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I have heard that, soon,
duckspeak will become standard.
All hail Big Brother!
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
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2005 May 18 at 15:22 UTC
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Ah, fuck big brother.
Gun katas are the shiz- nite.
All hail father!
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2005 May 18 at 15:34 UTC
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fleeting youth, away
it drifts on the winds of change...
my summer solace
sing "happy birthday!"
i am another year old!
and still a virgin...
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2005 May 18 at 22:12 UTC
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