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jacksmoke234
Tendrils McGee

2005 Mar 21 • 1375
34 ₧
i don't understand
the things you guys are posting
please shoot me someone
 
 
 
2005 May 18 at 22:17 UTC
aaronjer
*****'n Admin

Comrade General 5-Star
2005 Mar 21 • 5067
1,227 ₧
Don't worry Carl,
hope has not been lost quite yet,
there is always rape.

But it's not for me,
I am just so damn pretty,
I am the victim.
 
 
 
2005 May 19 at 00:53 UTC
Theou Aegis
2005 Apr 24 • 100
33 ₧
sweet aaron my mate
how i long for your pink bud
grab those ankles and beg!
whoa...i have not been myself.
aaron's not girly enough!

all week and all night
i waited for that one girl
never did she come
must i go on in dark lust
drooling over girls' asses?

here i sit broken
with no one to party with
i'll visit sports bars
It'sa me! Carl!
 
 
 
2005 May 19 at 01:52 UTC
jacksmoke234
Tendrils McGee

2005 Mar 21 • 1375
34 ₧
i love you all not
if i did i would not kill
myself in rhythm
 
 
 
2005 May 19 at 01:53 UTC
NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse

Good Conduct Medal
2005 Mar 23 • 1871
574 ₧
I do remember
a time when aaronjer had
beautiful girl hair.

Still wore the suit, though,
and Orlando never did
find that special comb.

Ah, what memories...
All lost now, and no one cares.
We're dying inside.

I wouldn't go to
sports bars. Their poon is of a
questionable class.
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
 
 
 
2005 May 19 at 02:40 UTC
echidna3
Captain Signupnow

Most Australian Medal
2005 Apr 4 • -201
i would rather not
think about aaron with long
girl hair, it is yuck
i dont like signatures. although there are some good ones out there
 
 
 
2005 May 19 at 04:31 UTC
Theou Aegis
2005 Apr 24 • 100
33 ₧
ah i remember!
and when we met in his room
his short hair threw me
he was very girly then
alas! it was not to be
It'sa me! Carl!
 
 
 
2005 May 19 at 05:02 UTC
Theou Aegis
2005 Apr 24 • 100
33 ₧
this truck dead it seems
yesterday Star Wars saw i
good it was thought i
It'sa me! Carl!
 
 
 
2005 May 20 at 22:19 UTC
jacksmoke234
Tendrils McGee

2005 Mar 21 • 1375
34 ₧
star wars is thought to
be a very great movie
but i haven't seen
 
 
 
2005 May 20 at 23:13 UTC
Theou Aegis
2005 Apr 24 • 100
33 ₧
the end good was not
but rest of movie liked i
hot jedi axshun
It'sa me! Carl!
 
 
 
2005 May 21 at 00:06 UTC
echidna3
Captain Signupnow

Most Australian Medal
2005 Apr 4 • -201
this whole haiku thing
is getting quite difficult.
what to write about?
i dont like signatures. although there are some good ones out there
 
 
 
2005 May 21 at 01:36 UTC
jacksmoke234
Tendrils McGee

2005 Mar 21 • 1375
34 ₧
you can write about
anything you feel like you
retarded monkey
 
 
 
2005 May 21 at 01:46 UTC
echidna3
Captain Signupnow

Most Australian Medal
2005 Apr 4 • -201
yes but that all de-
pends on whether it will work
in the structure thing
i dont like signatures. although there are some good ones out there
 
 
 
2005 May 21 at 02:01 UTC
Nezumi
Asshole Admin

1-Up Medal
2005 Mar 27 • 819
175 ₧
Truly, echidna,
structure is of no concern.
Just speak from your heart.
 
 
 
2005 May 21 at 21:18 UTC
Theou Aegis
2005 Apr 24 • 100
33 ₧
sad is the old man
who admires the blossoms
before they fall.
in my old age i watch them
frolick on the winds of time.
It'sa me! Carl!
 
 
 
2005 May 22 at 02:21 UTC
jacksmoke234
Tendrils McGee

2005 Mar 21 • 1375
34 ₧
sad is your mom when
she is in bed with aaron
I hate you all, thanks
 
 
 
2005 May 22 at 16:41 UTC
echidna3
Captain Signupnow

Most Australian Medal
2005 Apr 4 • -201
jacksmoke must be desp-
erate, to submit to us-
ing mum jokes. so so sad.
i dont like signatures. although there are some good ones out there
 
 
 
2005 May 23 at 12:16 UTC
Theou Aegis
2005 Apr 24 • 100
33 ₧
understand jacksmoke
i cannot very well do
for Yoda I'm not
It'sa me! Carl!
 
 
 
2005 May 27 at 00:17 UTC
echidna3
Captain Signupnow

Most Australian Medal
2005 Apr 4 • -201
theou aegis has
mastered the art of haiku
very well, so well.
i dont like signatures. although there are some good ones out there
 
 
 
2005 May 27 at 08:54 UTC
jacksmoke234
Tendrils McGee

2005 Mar 21 • 1375
34 ₧
echinda is gay
but we do not care la la
he is a pervert
 
 
 
2005 May 27 at 15:22 UTC
echidna3
Captain Signupnow

Most Australian Medal
2005 Apr 4 • -201
jacksmoke is useless
at everything. why doesn't
he just die right now?
i dont like signatures. although there are some good ones out there
 
 
 
2005 May 28 at 11:32 UTC
jacksmoke234
Tendrils McGee

2005 Mar 21 • 1375
34 ₧
because i am cool
unlike you my whore so shut
up right now biatch
 
 
 
2005 May 28 at 14:24 UTC
Theou Aegis
2005 Apr 24 • 100
33 ₧
cool you may yet be
but haiku you cannot write
return to prose, bitch
It'sa me! Carl!
 
 
 
2005 May 28 at 22:14 UTC
jacksmoke234
Tendrils McGee

2005 Mar 21 • 1375
34 ₧
I can not write prose
either so i am a bad
mistake for love, damn
 
 
 
2005 May 29 at 02:49 UTC
Theou Aegis
2005 Apr 24 • 100
33 ₧
i am heaven-sent
poetry and prose alike
i write skillfully
but love always eludes me
and i remain a virgin

to the bar i went
cleaned my room, dressed nice, smelled nice
hot virgin on prowl
struck down by the blind bouncers
they thought my I.D. was fake

five hours spent cleaning
been ages since i looked good
not even my room
all that trouble to snag hoes
but three I.D.s weren't enough

curse this youthful face!
i can fuck jailbait minors
no one would suspect a thing
God forbid i go to bars
to pick up skanks as old as me
It'sa me! Carl!
 
 
 
2005 May 29 at 07:02 UTC
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