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Medic! I repeat!
Man down! We need a medic!
...That wouldn't be me...
Guns a'blazin' high
I spray and pray through the night
Shet! I shot my team!
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2005 Sep 1 at 06:16 UTC
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CornJer
Metal does cocaine.
2005 Mar 21 • 1531
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I am an ass-trap.
17 syllables is
just too much for me.
If you jump high enough you'll hurt your ankles when you land.
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2005 Sep 2 at 23:26 UTC
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aaronjer
*****'n Admin
2005 Mar 21 • 5105
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Haiku that was not,
You uncouth backwater cur,
Wash your head with soap.
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2005 Sep 3 at 02:34 UTC
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CornJer
Metal does cocaine.
2005 Mar 21 • 1531
36 ₧
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I am an ass-trap.
17 syllables is
just too much for me.
If you jump high enough you'll hurt your ankles when you land.
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2005 Sep 13 at 20:57 UTC
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I am an ass-trap.
17 syllables is
just too much for me.
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
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2005 Sep 14 at 09:13 UTC
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CornJer
Metal does cocaine.
2005 Mar 21 • 1531
36 ₧
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I am an ass-trap.
17 syllables is
just too much for me.
If you jump high enough you'll hurt your ankles when you land.
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2005 Sep 14 at 19:14 UTC
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I am an ass-trap.
17 syllables is
just too much for me.
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
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2005 Sep 15 at 11:12 UTC
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echidna3
Captain Signupnow
2005 Apr 4 • -201
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I am an ass-trap.
17 syllables is
just too much for me.
i dont like signatures. although there are some good ones out there
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2005 Sep 15 at 11:18 UTC
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CornJer
Metal does cocaine.
2005 Mar 21 • 1531
36 ₧
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I am an ass-trap.
17 syllables is
just too much for me.
If you jump high enough you'll hurt your ankles when you land.
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2005 Sep 15 at 20:17 UTC
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echidna3
Captain Signupnow
2005 Apr 4 • -201
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I am an ass-trap.
17 syllables is
just too much for me.
i dont like signatures. although there are some good ones out there
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2005 Sep 16 at 11:33 UTC
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CornJer
Metal does cocaine.
2005 Mar 21 • 1531
36 ₧
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I am an ass-trap.
17 syllables is
just too much for me.
If you jump high enough you'll hurt your ankles when you land.
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2005 Sep 16 at 14:44 UTC
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aaronjer
*****'n Admin
2005 Mar 21 • 5105
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You are on thin ice,
Every last one of you,
Haiku or be banned.
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2005 Sep 16 at 20:07 UTC
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echidna3
Captain Signupnow
2005 Apr 4 • -201
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"dburnell01" said: Actually, no you didn't tell me to shut the fuck up.
shut the fuck up i
did tell you to. just look at
other fire trucks.
i dont like signatures. although there are some good ones out there
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2005 Sep 17 at 07:33 UTC
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hey, get it i do
it seems quite fun, the art of
haiku. (dburn sucks)
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
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2005 Sep 17 at 07:42 UTC
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CornJer
Metal does cocaine.
2005 Mar 21 • 1531
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Apoligized i did,
but seeing it you havent,
At least i presume,
Prompt admin edit:
"a
If you jump high enough you'll hurt your ankles when you land.
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2005 Sep 18 at 15:12 UTC
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aaronjer
*****'n Admin
2005 Mar 21 • 5105
1,227 ₧
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Timely Notation,
incorrect Haikus are bad,
but not ban worthy.
A chilling wind blows,
summer is now faltering,
I tripped on the rain.
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2005 Sep 25 at 20:31 UTC
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NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse
2005 Mar 23 • 1871
574 ₧
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Well, back to the grind:
Work and school crushing me to
a thin reddish paste
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
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2005 Sep 26 at 04:42 UTC
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WARNING: This is it,
the best haikus ever, dudes,
just type them yourself:
Cedar tree freezes~
extra dread weaves a sad tread~
deaf car swats a deer!
No poop on my bum,
Jumpin' nimbly upon bomb,
Look up, moon poppin'?
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2005 Sep 27 at 01:52 UTC
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aaronjer
*****'n Admin
2005 Mar 21 • 5105
1,227 ₧
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-SuperJer's Haikus-
A Descriptive Overview:
Chapter 1: They suck.
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2005 Sep 28 at 23:34 UTC
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AJ you fuckweed,
you just don't understand them,
TYPE THEM YOURSELF, SEE.
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2005 Sep 29 at 04:40 UTC
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aaronjer
*****'n Admin
2005 Mar 21 • 5105
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Chapter 2: Shut up.
Chapter 3: They have no style.
Chapter 4: Fuck you.
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2005 Sep 30 at 03:34 UTC
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$H()GUN
SJA: Anti-Tank Medic
2005 Mar 23 • 585
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I am an ass-trap.
17 syllables is
just too much for me.
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2005 Sep 30 at 10:04 UTC
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aaronjer
*****'n Admin
2005 Mar 21 • 5105
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Alright then Gunsay,
Haikus are three lines long, kay?
My lesson today.
Haiku needs not rhyme,
Any point in space or time,
This drill costs a dime.
Syllables are key,
Write five in line one for me,
Five again for three.
Your best line is two,
Seven syllables for you,
My teachings are through.
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2005 Oct 1 at 20:38 UTC
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$H()GUN
SJA: Anti-Tank Medic
2005 Mar 23 • 585
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k i got it now
thanks Ato J for now i
i don't have a dime
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2005 Oct 3 at 12:27 UTC
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You guys, keep in mind
If you fail to haiku,
There's a penalty.
You will loose 25 points,
and get laughed out of the room.
Also, when in doubt,
Read the first post in this truck.
It should help you out.
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2005 Oct 10 at 00:43 UTC
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