echidna3
Captain Signupnow
2005 Apr 4 • -201
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I am an ass-trap.
17 syllables is
just too much for me.
i dont like signatures. although there are some good ones out there
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2005 May 9 at 07:38 UTC
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a_banana
He's an Ug_Man!
2005 May 3 • -591
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dude you messed up bad
write in a haiku is what
you must do O.K.?
<superjer> What? It is? Where? Huh? Hey -- scones!
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2005 May 9 at 11:31 UTC
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echidna3
Captain Signupnow
2005 Apr 4 • -201
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I am an ass-trap.
17 syllables is
just too much for me.
i dont like signatures. although there are some good ones out there
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2005 May 9 at 11:33 UTC
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a_banana
He's an Ug_Man!
2005 May 3 • -591
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I must go and take
out the mail, stupid bills
all should burn in hell
<superjer> What? It is? Where? Huh? Hey -- scones!
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2005 May 9 at 11:35 UTC
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echidna3
Captain Signupnow
2005 Apr 4 • -201
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I am an ass-trap.
17 syllables is
just too much for me.
i dont like signatures. although there are some good ones out there
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2005 May 9 at 11:50 UTC
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a_banana
He's an Ug_Man!
2005 May 3 • -591
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5 syllabls
7 syllabls k?
5 syllabls
<superjer> What? It is? Where? Huh? Hey -- scones!
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2005 May 9 at 11:53 UTC
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echidna3
Captain Signupnow
2005 Apr 4 • -201
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I am an ass-trap.
17 syllables is
just too much for me.
i dont like signatures. although there are some good ones out there
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2005 May 9 at 11:53 UTC
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a_banana
He's an Ug_Man!
2005 May 3 • -591
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ok i see now
my bad, but next time you should
realy write a haiku.
<superjer> What? It is? Where? Huh? Hey -- scones!
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2005 May 10 at 00:54 UTC
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Or we shall to a
Lot of things to downgrade your
Mother you biatch
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2005 May 10 at 02:55 UTC
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echidna3
Captain Signupnow
2005 Apr 4 • -201
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ok then mr
jack i will try not to break
your back. how was that?
i dont like signatures. although there are some good ones out there
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2005 May 10 at 08:03 UTC
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a_banana
He's an Ug_Man!
2005 May 3 • -591
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that was good. now i
will try to write 1 more damn
haiku for allah you
<superjer> What? It is? Where? Huh? Hey -- scones!
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2005 May 10 at 20:40 UTC
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Thank you banana
I hate you though stupid piece
of banana peel
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2005 May 11 at 12:29 UTC
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A lusty vixen
Begged me to bend her over
The storefront counter
O how I long for her cunt!
This was a tanka by Carl.
We need renga trucks.
"What is renga," you may ask?
Five-seven-five first,
Then someone else follows up
With seven-seven. Repeat.
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2005 May 11 at 21:24 UTC
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A new rule post:
Renga follow up is fine.
post: 'seven, seven'
Also, a new note:
If you screw up your haiku
It gets replaced with:
"I am an ass-trap.
17 syllables is
just too much for me."
Also, a good haiku
(one that makes me laugh out loud)
will get one of these:
Point bonus edit:
Ug_man gets 10 bonus points
for superb haiku.
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2005 May 13 at 00:08 UTC
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aaronjer
*****'n Admin
2005 Mar 21 • 5105
1,227 ₧
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I can stand alone,
without the help of crutches,
Look at me go, mom!
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2005 May 13 at 00:20 UTC
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a_banana
He's an Ug_Man!
2005 May 3 • -591
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Washer does not drain
the tub spins but water stays.
Check these: belt, pump, drain.
<superjer> What? It is? Where? Huh? Hey -- scones!
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2005 May 13 at 00:29 UTC
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Rules updated.
Please review for your safety.
Thank you, please stand by.
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2005 May 13 at 00:48 UTC
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a_banana
He's an Ug_Man!
2005 May 3 • -591
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I used to lick them
Just because I could do it.
What will I lick now?
<superjer> What? It is? Where? Huh? Hey -- scones!
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2005 May 13 at 00:56 UTC
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NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse
2005 Mar 23 • 1871
574 ₧
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(Sans his treasured lickables,
he succumbs to deep despair)
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
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2005 May 13 at 03:27 UTC
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(Pawns his only valu'bles;
ritually crops his hair)
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2005 May 13 at 03:45 UTC
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very nice reply
but you follow up seven
with another five
the world turns and we still learn
how to write renga at will
if this were renga
the third person would do this
follow up haiku
only to then be followed
by another's fine seven
but alas return
to the haiku we so love
how will you respond?
springtime of our renga truck
autumn of this haiku truck
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2005 May 13 at 04:00 UTC
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echidna3
Captain Signupnow
2005 Apr 4 • -201
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this five seven five
stuff is really getting ann-
oying so ill stop
i dont like signatures. although there are some good ones out there
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2005 May 13 at 10:42 UTC
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a_banana
He's an Ug_Man!
2005 May 3 • -591
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it is quite easy
if you cann't do it then you
are a dumb ass-trap.
<superjer> What? It is? Where? Huh? Hey -- scones!
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2005 May 13 at 12:12 UTC
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NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse
2005 Mar 23 • 1871
574 ₧
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I figured that much
but you have to admit that
what we did was hot.
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
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2005 May 13 at 15:35 UTC
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echidna3
Captain Signupnow
2005 Apr 4 • -201
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the topics in this
firetruck are rediculous
they are so pointless
i dont like signatures. although there are some good ones out there
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2005 May 13 at 23:58 UTC
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