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Oh snap! This probably isn't good...
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2006 Apr 28 at 10:43 UTC
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CornJer
Metal does cocaine.
2005 Mar 21 • 1531
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Uh, what happened to game coverage?
There is a supercell forming over Dangerjer Statium, and we just need the press coverage to get ready.
If you jump high enough you'll hurt your ankles when you land.
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2006 Apr 29 at 05:21 UTC
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aaronjer
*****'n Admin
2005 Mar 21 • 5102
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It appears that one of Cammi's Red Team Medic Ninjas has caught Mr. Ribbon lurking around the first floor women's bathrooms again.
Needless to say, he should be out of everyone's hair for a good while.
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2006 May 5 at 00:49 UTC
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Oddly enough, this is interesting... Where is my part in this.. I was on the blue team with Ilor but I forgot what my position was..okay back to being a log...
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2006 May 5 at 03:00 UTC
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NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse
2005 Mar 23 • 1871
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Oh my god... his eyes! 
What happened to Mr. Ribbon's eyes? 
Those were brand new eyes! 
He had been saving for years!
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
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2006 May 5 at 21:16 UTC
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CornJer
Metal does cocaine.
2005 Mar 21 • 1531
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Uh oh. I guess we might have to call off the second half. 
If you jump high enough you'll hurt your ankles when you land.
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2006 May 6 at 17:32 UTC
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Mr. Smoke, you're the star attraction at this weeks double-points power event, Log Rolling.
Here we see blue and red log rolling squad captains facing eachother in the last round of the semifinals.
Stay tuned for updates from superjer.coms own Bob Costas as this event progresses!
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2006 May 7 at 16:47 UTC
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Nezumi
Asshole Admin
2005 Mar 27 • 819
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Here's the layout of the field of play for next weeks competition. The goal is to infiltrate your emey's base, steal their keycard and return it to the gas chamber to release the nerve gas.
Last year there was some sort of bug that prevented people from putting on the protective clothing that gets revealed when the gas is about to be set off, but hopefully we'll have that sorted out.
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2006 May 7 at 23:54 UTC
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Elenkos
News Reporter
2006 Apr 21 • 17
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Thank you Nezumi.
For out viewers benefit, here is an update of the playing field and the team positions as of this moment.
As you have seen, this years Pole socking and storm chasing Olympium has gotten off to an explosive start, but things will only continue to heat up.
Our crack team of analysts have been studying the progress of the game so far, and have come to these conclusions about Red and Blue Team
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2006 May 8 at 19:51 UTC
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This morning at 0935 hours several members of blue team wandered into the staff lounge. THIS IS AGAINST REGULATIONS.
Those members have been docked 75 points each, and blue team has been docked a permanent 50 points.
I hope that people will pay more attention when wandering the halls in the future.
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2006 May 10 at 23:38 UTC
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aaronjer
*****'n Admin
2005 Mar 21 • 5102
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I got Cammi to pose in front of a green screen for me with her usual unenthusiastic "Hoo-rah." There'd be more shots than this but when I asked her to strip off her clothes and bend over for the camera she punched me in the face and broke my lens.
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2006 May 10 at 23:49 UTC
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AaronJer you should make a comic strip out of your drawings that has nothing to do with anything but with outbursts of violence.
And put it on horseporn.net.
If you need ideas just do what I do and steal them from Lost in Appleton because that strip is dead now anyways.
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2006 May 10 at 23:56 UTC
— Ed. 2010 Feb 10 at 08:30 UTC
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aaronjer
*****'n Admin
2005 Mar 21 • 5102
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I'm already doin' that you tardo, didja miss the thing with the Ninja beating up Ribbon's eyes?
...but I guess it isn't on Horseporn.net and it isn't so much a strip.
Quit makin' fun of me!
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2006 May 11 at 11:00 UTC
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Well I
Quando omni flunkus moritati.
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2006 May 11 at 20:39 UTC
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Crytax
Ph. D in Cryonics
2006 Apr 26 • 703
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FINISHED!
May I introduce our new light reconnaissance vehicle. The M12-LRV!
It has 4 inch armor plating, Mag Bumper suspension, a mounted machine gunner position, and total seating for three.
I like to call it the Warthog. 
What if Gillette WAS the best a man could get?
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2006 May 11 at 20:41 UTC
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Why the Warthog? 
Quando omni flunkus moritati.
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2006 May 11 at 20:42 UTC
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Crytax
Ph. D in Cryonics
2006 Apr 26 • 703
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Because M12-LRV is too hard to say in conversation.
What if Gillette WAS the best a man could get?
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2006 May 11 at 20:43 UTC
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CornJer
Metal does cocaine.
2005 Mar 21 • 1531
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Oh boy, I got the best thing ever, and I am wating to use it next round...
If you jump high enough you'll hurt your ankles when you land.
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2006 May 12 at 14:05 UTC
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aaronjer
*****'n Admin
2005 Mar 21 • 5102
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Afterburner Flints... hmm... I used to be in the Air Force you know, you aren't gonna fool me. Could you settle for some diesel sparkplugs and lightstick batteries?
But I am dumb enough to look for a Rafter Jack for you, this could be a while.
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2006 May 12 at 19:45 UTC
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Fine. 
But be sure to fetch me a Siemens Lufthaken and a couple of meters of WLAN cable.
Quando omni flunkus moritati.
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2006 May 15 at 20:06 UTC
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NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse
2005 Mar 23 • 1871
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"Jet Monkey Duo" said: This morning at 0935 hours several members of blue team wandered into the staff lounge. THIS IS AGAINST REGULATIONS.
Those members have been docked 75 points each, and blue team has been docked a permanent 50 points.
I hope that people will pay more attention when wandering the halls in the future.
Oh come on, now. That's not fair. Besides, it's not like you were hiding anything in there.... anymore...
*sneaks off with a burlap sack labeled "Red Team Plans"*
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
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2006 May 15 at 21:02 UTC
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MY FUSION BATS!!!
Quando omni flunkus moritati.
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2006 May 17 at 16:04 UTC
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Who took my left-handed sledgehammer and my AC watch batteries?
And also I need a metric level and a polar ruler if anyone has got extras.
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2006 May 17 at 18:08 UTC
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NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse
2005 Mar 23 • 1871
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I believe I'm one of the few dirty southpaws around these here parts, but 'tweren't me, I've already got one.
As for those Fyooshun Batts... I uh... don't know anything...
(powers up Plasma Sledge)
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
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2006 May 25 at 05:15 UTC
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Ilor
The little ninja that did.
2005 Mar 27 • 398
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