Elenkos
Elenkos
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Elenkos
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2006 April 21
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2009 Jul 25 at 21:35 PDT
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Hello and Welcome back.
I am Elenkos, senior field correspondent for Superjer.News.
Once again, openings are available for all four factions in this upcomming Polesocking and Storm Chasing Olympium:
RED TEAM
BLUE TEAM
ISRAELI-AUSTRALIAN COALITION:
TEAM NOMAD
Given the grueling conditions designed to test the bodies and wills of contestants, it is strongly advised that all potential applicants attend the opening seminar and complete the rudimentary training provided by trained PS-A handlers.
Furthermore, Superjer himself wishes to remind all eager contestants to pay their enrolment fees upfront, and sign the official superjer.com life insurance policy forms.
For those newcomers interested in a brief recap of last years hot action, please checkout the transcribed copies of previous podcasts at: http://www.superjer.com/forum/pole_socking.htm
Further information can be found at the PS-A
Hello and Welcome back.
I am Elenkos, senior field correspondent for Superjer.News.
Once again, openings are available for all four factions in this upcomming Polesocking and Storm Chasing Olympium:
RED TEAM
BLUE TEAM
ISRAELI-AUSTRALIAN COALITION:
TEAM NOMAD
Given the grueling conditions designed to test the bodies and wills of contestants, it is strongly advised that all potential applicants attend the opening seminar and complete the rudimentary training provided by trained PS-A handlers.
Furthermore, Superjer himself wishes to remind all eager contestants to pay their enrolment fees upfront, and sign the official superjer.com life insurance policy forms.
For those newcomers interested in a brief recap of last years hot action, please checkout the transcribed copies of previous podcasts at: http://www.superjer.com/forum/pole_socking.htm
Further information can be found at the PS-A
2006 Dec 14 at 00:17 PST
V-SJ.N Day in General
http://s26.quicksharing.com/v/3699707/1FLAG.mp3.html
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It began as a disagreement about the taxation of trade routs, but soon building tensions lead to full scale war. A war which would shake the interweb to its very foundations and moorings. The World Web War.
[Pictured: The valiant forces of the Superjer.com 177th Air Armored Calvary locked in earnest combat during their historical LOL Strike operation off the coast of Superjer.net.]
[Pictured: The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, episode 1019, making a passing reference to the war.]
Though the war raged for two weeks, Superjer.com and its Allies emerged victorious.
A victory which was won one year ago on this day.
[Here we see the thoroughly flamed Anti-Jer surrendering to an Incognito Superjer at the grounds of the Superjer.com server compound, San Diego.]
On this day we celebrate our Comrade-Leader
[Download the Superjer.com Anthem]
It began as a disagreement about the taxation of trade routs, but soon building tensions lead to full scale war. A war which would shake the interweb to its very foundations and moorings. The World Web War.
[Pictured: The valiant forces of the Superjer.com 177th Air Armored Calvary locked in earnest combat during their historical LOL Strike operation off the coast of Superjer.net.]
[Pictured: The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, episode 1019, making a passing reference to the war.]
Though the war raged for two weeks, Superjer.com and its Allies emerged victorious.
A victory which was won one year ago on this day.
[Here we see the thoroughly flamed Anti-Jer surrendering to an Incognito Superjer at the grounds of the Superjer.com server compound, San Diego.]
On this day we celebrate our Comrade-Leader
2006 Oct 13 at 20:30 PDT
how do i do it in General
We interrupt this firetruck with this breaking news anouncment! The Superjer.com Ministry of Information has recently released frottage from the World Web War.
Here we see the valiant forces of the Superjer.com 177th Air Armored Calvary locked in earnest combat during their historical LOL Strike operation off the coast of Superjer.net.
2006 Sep 28 at 22:11 PDT
On the eve of this monumental crisis, I think its best that we pause and reflect on the last conflict which shook the interweb to its very foundations and moorings.
As some of you are old enough to remember, a year ago our subsidiary shareholder and sole financer, Superjer.com, was locked in a cataclysmic battle with Superjer.net.
However, this clash of the titans was only a part in the larger World Web War.
Using our the latest advances in science and technology (and a box of crayons) we here at PSTV would like to present to you the first in a seven part series about the greatest generation.
But first, a word from our sponsor.
As some of you are old enough to remember, a year ago our subsidiary shareholder and sole financer, Superjer.com, was locked in a cataclysmic battle with Superjer.net.
However, this clash of the titans was only a part in the larger World Web War.
Using our the latest advances in science and technology (and a box of crayons) we here at PSTV would like to present to you the first in a seven part series about the greatest generation.
But first, a word from our sponsor.
2006 Sep 26 at 07:21 PDT
IT’S TIME FOR PIRATES! in General
This just in, the Superjer.com Ministry of Defense has made a recent press release in the form of a shot across the bow of forum soothsayer Nezumi (Mark II).
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http://www.somethingawful.com/index.php?a=4118
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2006 Sep 25 at 14:06 PDT
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2006 Sep 22 at 04:04 PDT
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2006 Sep 21 at 07:34 PDT
Hello, Reporter Elenkos here, live from the field in beautiful River City, Alabraska.
Today marks the opening of the Branch Jerian Polesocking Field and
Today marks the opening of the Branch Jerian Polesocking Field and
2006 Aug 7 at 20:44 PDT
-where able to save the life of their pet cat.
In other news, the 6th Annual Pole Socking / Storm Chasing Olympium continues to plow through all expectations.
Not one to let a dead horse remain unbeaten, his High-Exigency SuperJer arbitrated a pre-midgame PR show, designed specifically to target newly arrived immigrants at SuperJer.com.
http://www.break.com/index/video_made_the_internet_star.html
Here we see Aaronjer, Garyjer, Mikejer, and Ilor all performing an interpretive dance of the War of 1812.
In other news, the 6th Annual Pole Socking / Storm Chasing Olympium continues to plow through all expectations.
Not one to let a dead horse remain unbeaten, his High-Exigency SuperJer arbitrated a pre-midgame PR show, designed specifically to target newly arrived immigrants at SuperJer.com.
http://www.break.com/index/video_made_the_internet_star.html
Here we see Aaronjer, Garyjer, Mikejer, and Ilor all performing an interpretive dance of the War of 1812.
2006 May 8 at 12:51 PDT
Thank you Nezumi.
For out viewers benefit, here is an update of the playing field and the team positions as of this moment.
As you have seen, this years Pole socking and storm chasing Olympium has gotten off to an explosive start, but things will only continue to heat up.
Our crack team of analysts have been studying the progress of the game so far, and have come to these conclusions about Red and Blue Team
For out viewers benefit, here is an update of the playing field and the team positions as of this moment.
As you have seen, this years Pole socking and storm chasing Olympium has gotten off to an explosive start, but things will only continue to heat up.
Our crack team of analysts have been studying the progress of the game so far, and have come to these conclusions about Red and Blue Team