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I don't know but I just bought a new plasmascreen TV to watch it going on!
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2006 Jun 3 at 03:24 UTC
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CornJer
Metal does cocaine.
2005 Mar 21 • 1531
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"Ilor" said: what the fuck's goin on?
I would not have a clue, but If you bash your head into the moniter seveal times, you might, just MIGHT get it.
If you jump high enough you'll hurt your ankles when you land.
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2006 Jun 3 at 13:16 UTC
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Ilor
The little ninja that did.
2005 Mar 27 • 398
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Does it work the same if I bash your head against my monitor. That would at least make me a little happier with my life.
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2006 Jun 9 at 08:32 UTC
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Most new monitors come with a free Cornell's Head <sup>TM</sup> to smash into it in a situation like this.
Or at least a voucher for a Cornell's Head <sup>TM</sup> to smash into it.
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2006 Jun 9 at 19:10 UTC
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CornJer
Metal does cocaine.
2005 Mar 21 • 1531
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How would they know what to make my head look like?
If you jump high enough you'll hurt your ankles when you land.
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2006 Jun 10 at 12:41 UTC
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Alls they gotta do is make it big puffy and lopsided and it'll do fine. 
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2006 Jun 10 at 22:42 UTC
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Ilor
The little ninja that did.
2005 Mar 27 • 398
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I think Aaronjer forgot to give me the voucher and/or the head when he gave me the monitor.
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2006 Jun 12 at 02:58 UTC
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aaronjer
*****'n Admin
2005 Mar 21 • 5102
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It was fucking used you cockwhistle. I oughta detrain your pet rat! Then where will you be?! In the fucking laughing stocks at the Rat Circus! THAT'S WHERE!
Asstard.
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2006 Jun 16 at 12:45 UTC
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Ilor
The little ninja that did.
2005 Mar 27 • 398
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YOU WOULDN'T DARE?! I'LL FUCKING STAB YOU BITCH! and I'll freeze your eyes while they're still in the sockets... you don't think I will, go ahead and test me see what happens yeah yeah that's what I thought fucking coward...
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2006 Jun 21 at 03:41 UTC
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NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse
2005 Mar 23 • 1871
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Pipe down, asstubes, we're missing the action... 
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
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2006 Jun 23 at 07:31 UTC
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UberJer
Was: Xion
2005 Mar 25 • 187
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THE ACTION THAT I MISSED! GOD damnit I wanted to be on the Red team 
Man... I'll just have to wait till the next tournament then...
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2006 Jun 23 at 12:54 UTC
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aaronjer
*****'n Admin
2005 Mar 21 • 5102
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Actually Red Team's Body Siphon has been spotted roaming the streets on it's mighty treads in Eastern Oregon. You could get yourself drafted by "accident" if you get too close to it. You'd only be a grunt but at least you'd have the chance to sock a professional size pole for once.
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2006 Jun 25 at 09:55 UTC
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Ilor
The little ninja that did.
2005 Mar 27 • 398
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don't listen to Aaronjer by accident he means trap so you should just join the blue team and be happy that I just saved your life.
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2006 Jun 27 at 00:34 UTC
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Elenkos
News Reporter
2006 Apr 21 • 17
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-where able to save the life of their pet cat.
In other news, the 6th Annual Pole Socking / Storm Chasing Olympium continues to plow through all expectations.
Not one to let a dead horse remain unbeaten, his High-Exigency SuperJer arbitrated a pre-midgame PR show, designed specifically to target newly arrived immigrants at SuperJer.com.
http://www.break.com/index/video_made_the_internet_star.html
Here we see Aaronjer, Garyjer, Mikejer, and Ilor all performing an interpretive dance of the War of 1812.
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2006 Aug 8 at 03:44 UTC
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NakaJer
My vagina can talk! It says, "Help!"
2006 Jul 5 • 168
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i bet aaronjer is the one in the pink shirt and sweater vest 
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2006 Aug 9 at 05:07 UTC
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aaronjer
*****'n Admin
2005 Mar 21 • 5102
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I've got way more hair than that! I have worn similar outfits to that though. That was back in my dyed hair and eyeshadow phase... it's all suits and ties now. Well, it WOULD be all suits and ties if I wasn't too lazy to wear clothes.
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2006 Aug 10 at 10:20 UTC
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UberJer
Was: Xion
2005 Mar 25 • 187
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I would totally tap Elenkos. Meet me at my trailer.
I'm talkin to Elen, not you. Whoever thought I was talking to them.
Anyway; trailer, you, me, now, letsgo.
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2006 Aug 12 at 03:31 UTC
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aaronjer
*****'n Admin
2005 Mar 21 • 5102
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That would be ENTIRELY against Pole-Socking league regulations. All news reporters for official matches have to be virgins and complete the ancient Native-American blood rites that have been passed down through centuries of Pole-Socking. Otherwise I would have TOTALLY tapped all over that 2 years ago when she started reporting... I would have tapped so completely and with such finality that she'd never be tapped again. (this has no connection to any posts I may have made about suffocating women to death immediately after sex)
Lucky for me administrators, moderators, referees and regulators in the Pole-Socking league have no such vows of celebacy. In fact, the regulators have a standard 'stamina' test that ensures there are no virgins in their ranks. Because everyone knows that virgins are total fags. We can't have any homos with miniguns, can we?
... can we? 
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2006 Aug 12 at 11:40 UTC
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Nezumi
Asshole Admin
2005 Mar 27 • 819
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Due to recent paperwork I've been forced to fill out, there will be mandatory "Claymore Safety" seminars for all pole socking/storm chasing participants.
Everyone please report to your local Community College.
And remember, this is NOT how you use a claymore:
R.I.P. PFC Carl "Curious" Jones. 
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2006 Aug 18 at 12:32 UTC
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Good news everyone. In order to pay for the mounting insurance costs various national governments require to keep our beloved pole socking tournament running, we have decided to start printing our own money.
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2006 Aug 18 at 12:39 UTC
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Zarathustra is making me wear this thing.
I don
Quando omni flunkus moritati.
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2006 Aug 18 at 22:42 UTC
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Like the good JMD said, it
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2006 Aug 18 at 22:54 UTC
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NakaJer
My vagina can talk! It says, "Help!"
2006 Jul 5 • 168
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thats it? pshh id make you wear a hamburger costume witha bite out of it, exposing ur butt, but i geuss theyre both the same 
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2006 Aug 22 at 04:25 UTC
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NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse
2005 Mar 23 • 1871
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In a cunning move that borrows from Soviet ingenuity of decades ago, Blue Team has sent out their own cadre of anti-tank dogs to fend off Red Team advances!
It should work out better this time, seeing as how they were trained on captured Red Team tanks instead of the Blue Team's own model... 
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
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2006 Aug 22 at 21:34 UTC
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CornJer
Metal does cocaine.
2005 Mar 21 • 1531
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I remember reading about the soviet suicide dogs in a british history book.
If you jump high enough you'll hurt your ankles when you land.
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