My Official Request of Moderator

My Official Request of Moderator

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jacksmoke234
Tendrils McGee

2005 Mar 20 • 1375
34 ₧
Well, seeing as I've been here a good amount of time, and I actually TRY to help people on these forums, I think it's time for maybe giving me moderator. To at LEAST the Hammer Section :). Oh, and so I can clean up what that guy "DickBas" has been posting.
 
 
 
2006 Dec 15 at 16:21 PST
melloyellow582
The Original Portmanteau

Brisk.
2005 Mar 21 • 12862
666 ₧
im thinking yeah...

u have been here longer then him->
 
 
 
2006 Dec 15 at 17:18 PST
aaronjer
*****'n Admin

Comrade General 5-Star
2005 Mar 21 • 4938
1,227 ₧
Yeah! And I wanna be an admin! I'm sick of tired of that jackass Aaronjer! He's almost never here and when he DOES show up he just insults people or bans someone who didn't do anything!

Hey, wait a second... I'M Aaronjer! Oh GOD! What have I BECOME?!
 
 
 
2006 Dec 15 at 19:40 PST
melloyellow582
The Original Portmanteau

Brisk.
2005 Mar 21 • 12862
666 ₧
a monkey with cronic dihariha?
 
 
 
2006 Dec 15 at 19:46 PST
jacksmoke234
Tendrils McGee

2005 Mar 20 • 1375
34 ₧
"aaronjer" said:
Yeah! And I wanna be an admin! I'm sick of tired of that jackass Aaronjer! He's almost never here and when he DOES show up he just insults people or bans someone who didn't do anything!

Hey, wait a second... I'M Aaronjer! Oh GOD! What have I BECOME?!


You've become a person that can give me moderator access :)
 
 
 
2006 Dec 15 at 20:33 PST
aaronjer
*****'n Admin

Comrade General 5-Star
2005 Mar 21 • 4938
1,227 ₧
The only way to become a moderator of the soopyjams.com forums is to perfectly perform the ritual of "AaronJer Almighty."

The last person who tried it died during the "Prayer of a Thousand Genuflections." Strangely, he died on number 666... he knelt down and burst right into flames... creepy business, isn't it? Real shame though, he was a great brown-noser.
 
 
 
2006 Dec 15 at 20:58 PST — Ed. 2006 Dec 18 at 15:36 PST
Zarathustra
Monotheist

2005 Apr 30 • 315
167 ₧
The Internet convinces me that the problem of the human condition is not evil, but stupidity: Like minds attract, and the strength of that attraction is inversely related to intelligence.

If it weren't for gelato (a delicious Italian delicacy which naturally repels stupidity) mankind would have wiped itself from the asscrack of the earth long ago.

Most medical experts agree that morons naturally exert a tangible force against two things: Dostoyevsky and gelato. Don't believe me? Smear a copy of Crime and Punishment with peach gelato and visit your local community college. You'll fly higher than the local Cannabis Reform Coalition.
Thus spoke Zarathustra.
 
 
 
2006 Dec 16 at 01:08 PST
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 6629
In recognition of jackersmokey's long relatively corruption-free tenure, and insanely high, non-spammy post-count, jackumsmokums is now a modernator.

Half a cheer for JACK-A-SMOKE!

HIP, HIP, HOO!
 
 
 
2006 Dec 20 at 14:10 PST
melloyellow582
The Original Portmanteau

Brisk.
2005 Mar 21 • 12862
666 ₧
hazzaaahh!!!

i guess i dont qualify for a moderator because everyone thinks i stole their wives...
 
 
 
2006 Dec 20 at 14:12 PST
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 6629
Correct.






And you DID steal our wives.
 
 
 
2006 Dec 20 at 14:15 PST
melloyellow582
The Original Portmanteau

Brisk.
2005 Mar 21 • 12862
666 ₧
only cause of jacksmoke stealing my pr0n...


like 1000 years ago...
 
 
 
2006 Dec 20 at 14:28 PST
jacksmoke234
Tendrils McGee

2005 Mar 20 • 1375
34 ₧
More like a 1000 posts ago.

Thanks Super. My name is blue now :)
 
 
 
2006 Dec 20 at 22:51 PST
molkman
Owner of George Washington's Prototype Mittens

Marine Warfare Corporal
Find the Hole Participation Medal
Find the Hole II Participation Medal
Tasty Br�twurst Medal
2005 May 2 • 2066
404 ₧
Can I be a pant then? Or a pipe?
LET LOVE REIGN
 
 
 
2006 Dec 21 at 05:44 PST
melloyellow582
The Original Portmanteau

Brisk.
2005 Mar 21 • 12862
666 ₧
can i have a special title too?
 
 
 
2006 Dec 21 at 15:58 PST
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