Weird News firetruck

Weird News firetruck

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NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse

Good Conduct Medal
2005 Mar 23 • 1871
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It seems like every forum has one, or posts various items of interest, so I'm creating an official weird news thread.

If you come across a story on the internet that is fits the criteria, post the link here. It really isn't too hard to find these lying around, and some sites devote themselves to it.

As an example link, Korean man plays a computer game until his heart stops.
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
 
 
 
2005 Aug 11 at 20:50 UTC
molkman
Owner of George Washington's Prototype Mittens

Marine Warfare Corporal
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2005 May 2 • 2066
404 ₧
I heard that one
LET LOVE REIGN
 
 
 
2005 Aug 12 at 08:15 UTC
echidna3
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Most Australian Medal
2005 Apr 4 • -201
i think its bullshit that a perfectly healthy man died. he mustve have very little sleep for weeks beforehand. you cant blame it on the games. you have to blame it on his stupidity for not stopping and having a proper sleep.
i dont like signatures. although there are some good ones out there
 
 
 
2005 Aug 12 at 11:51 UTC
aaronjer
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2005 Mar 21 • 5105
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Here's some weird news:

AaronJer actually posted on the forums again. Reporters have reportedly reported, "AaronJer actually posted on the forums again."

Fucking weird, eh?

Did I just make a Canadian?

Help!
 
 
 
2005 Aug 13 at 04:08 UTC
jacksmoke234
Tendrils McGee

2005 Mar 21 • 1375
34 ₧
Weird news......

Jacksmoke has mysteriously reappeared after a month or two
 
 
 
2005 Aug 13 at 06:23 UTC
echidna3
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2005 Apr 4 • -201
both of those news's are not wierd, just unusual
i dont like signatures. although there are some good ones out there
 
 
 
2005 Aug 13 at 12:05 UTC
jacksmoke234
Tendrils McGee

2005 Mar 21 • 1375
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Unusual yes, weird yes, stupid no><
 
 
 
2005 Aug 13 at 16:53 UTC
NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse

Good Conduct Medal
2005 Mar 23 • 1871
574 ₧
Kind of wonder if he was consuming a lot of caffiene at the time. Too much, combined with a lack of sleep COULD lead to heart failure.

At least we have the sense to throw the controller down sometime around dawn and pass out....
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
 
 
 
2005 Aug 14 at 01:55 UTC
echidna3
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2005 Apr 4 • -201
yeh. the caffiene could have fucked him up
i dont like signatures. although there are some good ones out there
 
 
 
2005 Aug 14 at 10:51 UTC
jacksmoke234
Tendrils McGee

2005 Mar 21 • 1375
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Caffiene is a legal drug.
 
 
 
2005 Aug 15 at 01:50 UTC
aaronjer
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2005 Mar 21 • 5105
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Caffeine is what makes a lot of people (especially university students) annoying as all fuck. Seriously... cut it the fuck out or I'll rape you. Stupid students.
 
 
 
2005 Aug 15 at 03:28 UTC
echidna3
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2005 Apr 4 • -201
caffiene is a fucked up drug. i especially hate idiots who drink COKE!!!! for BREAKFAST. WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON THERE!!!!!
i dont like signatures. although there are some good ones out there
 
 
 
2005 Aug 15 at 10:18 UTC
jacksmoke234
Tendrils McGee

2005 Mar 21 • 1375
34 ₧
I don't drink any sodas for breakfast, makes my stomach uneasy...
 
 
 
2005 Aug 19 at 21:55 UTC
echidna3
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2005 Apr 4 • -201
yeh thats because you shouldn't drink soft drink for fucking breakfast
i dont like signatures. although there are some good ones out there
 
 
 
2005 Aug 20 at 09:19 UTC
jacksmoke234
Tendrils McGee

2005 Mar 21 • 1375
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Another weird news, I am almost to 1000 posts!
 
 
 
2005 Aug 23 at 00:39 UTC
echidna3
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2005 Apr 4 • -201
i already have 1000 posts. my post count just doesnt show it because its been changed so many times. so its no biggie.
i dont like signatures. although there are some good ones out there
 
 
 
2005 Aug 23 at 12:06 UTC
NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse

Good Conduct Medal
2005 Mar 23 • 1871
574 ₧
Mall-patroling robot shoots Japanese prime minister with smoke bomb.
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
 
 
 
2005 Aug 24 at 21:53 UTC
jacksmoke234
Tendrils McGee

2005 Mar 21 • 1375
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www.ohnoes.org....

AHH!
 
 
 
2005 Aug 24 at 23:03 UTC
echidna3
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2005 Apr 4 • -201
ohnoes ohnoes ohnoes ohnoes
i dont like signatures. although there are some good ones out there
 
 
 
2005 Aug 25 at 06:21 UTC
NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse

Good Conduct Medal
2005 Mar 23 • 1871
574 ₧
YTMNDs stopped being funny either the second they happened or slightly before that.

Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
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2005 Aug 25 at 08:54 UTC
echidna3
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2005 Apr 4 • -201
ive gotta get me one of those spagetti monsters. what a pet!
i dont like signatures. although there are some good ones out there
 
 
 
2005 Aug 25 at 10:44 UTC
jacksmoke234
Tendrils McGee

2005 Mar 21 • 1375
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They scare me, stupid whores!
 
 
 
2005 Aug 25 at 23:57 UTC
echidna3
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Most Australian Medal
2005 Apr 4 • -201
imagine that - spagetti monsters in prostitution
i dont like signatures. although there are some good ones out there
 
 
 
2005 Aug 26 at 06:51 UTC
NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse

Good Conduct Medal
2005 Mar 23 • 1871
574 ₧
Answering the age old question of python vs alligator...
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2005 Oct 6 at 03:58 UTC
Theou Aegis
2005 Apr 24 • 100
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That python vs alligator story is disturbing... and funny! That stupid python committed suicide by eating an alligator whole!

And did anyone notice in the article about the Korean gamer?

Quote:
Lee had recently quit his job to spend more time playing games, the daily JoongAng Ilbo reported after interviewing former work colleagues and staff at the Internet cafe.


Now THAT is sad. Too bad he was playing RTS or whatever. Would have been so obvious why he died if he had been playing Battlefield 2.

"OMG I need to reach Gunnery Seargent! I'll quit my my job so I can have more time to get promoted. ... What the? I ranked up so fast after the update! What have I been spending all this time doing? Oh well. Might as well get promoted more. ... WHAT THE HELL?! My BFHQ rank bar isn't going up at all! ALL THIS TIME! ALL THIS TIIIIIIIMMMMME!!!! AARRRRRRRGH! ...Pain...Serious pain.....blargh"
It'sa me! Carl!
 
 
 
2005 Oct 30 at 10:38 UTC
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