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NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse

Good Conduct Medal
2005 Mar 23 • 1871
574 ₧
Korea's like that. They basically comprise a third of the online gaming market (or something like that) and Starcraft is practically the national passtime.

In local news (for most of the Superjer.com staff), man gets sentenced to fifty years in prison for killing the people that the ghost of a cat he baked to death ten years ago told him to.
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
 
 
 
2005 Nov 10 at 05:22 UTC
$H()GUN
SJA: Anti-Tank Medic

Shotgun Headshot Medal
2005 Mar 23 • 585
34 ₧
ok now im sure americans are fucking retarded
sorry i'm not intimidated by your stupidity http://www.whiteninjacomics.com
 
 
 
2005 Nov 10 at 09:34 UTC
Covernant
SJA: Sniper (P.L.Z.)
Expert Rifleman Medal
2005 Aug 7 • 385
29 ₧
Shogun yes i agree....
 
 
 
2005 Nov 10 at 11:47 UTC
CornJer
Metal does cocaine.

Frontline Heroism Medal
2005 Mar 21 • 1531
36 ₧
.....

Most of the forum members are american.

This SITE is hosted at Los Angeles
If you jump high enough you'll hurt your ankles when you land.
 
 
 
2005 Nov 10 at 14:20 UTC
Covernant
SJA: Sniper (P.L.Z.)
Expert Rifleman Medal
2005 Aug 7 • 385
29 ₧
that changes nothing
 
 
 
2005 Nov 10 at 20:51 UTC
CornJer
Metal does cocaine.

Frontline Heroism Medal
2005 Mar 21 • 1531
36 ₧
COME HERE!!!

*starts running right towards covenant*
If you jump high enough you'll hurt your ankles when you land.
 
 
 
2005 Nov 12 at 00:19 UTC
Covernant
SJA: Sniper (P.L.Z.)
Expert Rifleman Medal
2005 Aug 7 • 385
29 ₧
Yay ur comming to Estonia thats cool .i think u will like Estonia and propably u wont visit Tartu where i live.
 
 
 
2005 Nov 12 at 11:38 UTC
NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse

Good Conduct Medal
2005 Mar 23 • 1871
574 ₧
It's more that we have a local meth epidemic that's going unaddressed.

A few months ago at work we had some junkie wander in..

"Hi, can I have some tin foil?.... And... can I use your bathroom?"

Fuckin' tweakers.
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
 
 
 
2005 Nov 16 at 03:44 UTC
Theou Aegis
2005 Apr 24 • 100
33 ₧
OMG I WORK IN SNOHOMISH! AND USED TO WORK IN EVERETT! AND DRIVE THROUGH LAKE STEVENS ON MY WAY TO WORK!

He baked a kitten...

I don't feel sorry for the guy that got shot. He fucking slept in a trailer with a convicted kitty killer. You can't honestly say he didn't have it coming. That story hit closer to home for me than for most of you guys. Snohomish county is going to hell.

I'll make a contribution -- another sad but true weird story. Oh, and if you like weird news, CNews has a website dedicated entirely to off-beat news stories.

California canine billed as world's ugliest dog dies at age 14

And another one... OMG I want a batch of these things! The scientific names even call it miraculous!

HAHAHA I have to post two more from that site:

French woman tries to step outside for a smoke... 3000 feet in the air!

This one isn't funny itself. The joke is in the headline -- Stork gets prosthetic pecker.
Or maybe I'm just immature.

Sorry. Gotta tack on another hilarious news story. I burst out laughing when I read this. It's like something out of Monty Python.

Speaking of which... A moose once bit my sister. No, seriously!

OMG this one is so coincidental it's freaky. Man gets Satanic license plate from DoT.
It'sa me! Carl!
 
 
 
2005 Nov 23 at 04:41 UTC
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