Nezumi
Asshole Admin
2005 Mar 26 • 783
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Being nude, spread eagle towards the sun
floppy trunk syndrome (thank you wikipedia)
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2015 Mar 9 at 00:25 PDT
— Ed. 2015 Mar 10 at 23:14 PDT
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a white card for SAH:
the severed heads of political opponents in my fridge.
wait, but if you expect the unexpected, then the expected becomes the unexpected, so what do you expect?
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2015 Mar 11 at 20:17 PDT
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trainer6265 said: a white card for SAH:
the severed heads of political opponents in my fridge.
wha wha whattt
melloyellow582 said: I post sometimes, to make a point.
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2015 Mar 18 at 00:19 PDT
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Running until you die.
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2015 Mar 20 at 22:29 PDT
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Crytax
Ph. D in Cryonics
2006 Apr 26 • 703
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WHITE CARDS
Fried salad
Danger fever
Involuntary celibacy
Shrimp salad on a stick
1000 nylon zip ties
A taxi full of babies
A dog-shaped spirit buddy
A friend
BLACK CARDS
The owner of a lonely heart is much better than the owner of __.
___, suitable for anyone at anytime.
When a man learns to love, he must bear the risk of__.
What if Gillette WAS the best a man could get?
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2015 Mar 20 at 23:42 PDT
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Consensual S&M that ends in a gunshot.
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2015 Mar 21 at 17:33 PDT
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Drinking human tears out of a champagne flute
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2015 Mar 21 at 20:30 PDT
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Violent docking, coming in hard.
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2015 Mar 26 at 21:55 PDT
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aaronjer
*****'n Admin
2005 Mar 21 • 4940
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Assuming complete control.
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2015 Mar 27 at 12:39 PDT
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Balls caught in the car window.
A deflating balloon.
Sinuses.
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2015 Mar 27 at 15:43 PDT
— Ed. 2015 Mar 27 at 15:46 PDT
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aaronjer
*****'n Admin
2005 Mar 21 • 4940
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Punching a brain.
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2015 Mar 27 at 17:15 PDT
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The musket of Palmyra George Washington
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2015 Mar 29 at 17:01 PDT
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Birth meat
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2015 Mar 30 at 11:04 PDT
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A horrible proposition
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2015 Mar 30 at 19:46 PDT
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NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse
2005 Mar 22 • 1871
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Black Card:
And the radio man says, "Women were a curse, so men built __."
You could also two-fer or three-fer it I guess
And the radio man says, "___ were a curse, so __ built __."
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
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2015 Apr 2 at 14:29 PDT
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Unbearable bitching
Wally Weaboo
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2015 Apr 2 at 21:41 PDT
— Ed. 2015 Apr 2 at 21:48 PDT
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A cage built for an autistic student.
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2015 Apr 2 at 21:48 PDT
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NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse
2005 Mar 22 • 1871
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"Cage" might be a little extreme and dehumanizing. It doesn't bother me but I could see where some one might puss out and pitch a fit.
I knew someone who taught kindergartners or first graders or something like that who used a lead vest, like they have for x-rays in the dentist's office, to keep her more rambunctious students in their seats. Maybe something closer to that?  
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
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2015 Apr 2 at 22:21 PDT
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2015 Apr 2 at 22:59 PDT
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a boy, but like... a manly boy
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2015 Apr 2 at 23:06 PDT
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NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse
2005 Mar 22 • 1871
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Well when was reality ever wrong? Use that then 
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
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2015 Apr 2 at 23:19 PDT
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Nezumi
Asshole Admin
2005 Mar 26 • 783
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In the public _ model, a third-party provider delivers the _ service over the Internet.
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2015 Apr 3 at 01:06 PDT
— Ed. 2015 Apr 4 at 06:22 PDT
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NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse
2005 Mar 22 • 1871
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Nezumi said: In the public _ model, a third-party provider delivers the _ service over the Internet.
Not sure how that works, Nez, since a lot of the white cards we have include articles like "a" and "the" and so you'd end up with things like "In the public the girl next door model,..."
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
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2015 Apr 3 at 01:28 PDT
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It's a problem but there were a LOT of winners that worked anyway, so...
Perky moobs.
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2015 Apr 3 at 09:49 PDT
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Legitimizing all my bastards.
Marching into America and demanding a happy ending at a low price.
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2015 Apr 3 at 21:18 PDT
— Ed. 2015 Apr 4 at 00:35 PDT
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