NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse
2005 Mar 22 • 1871
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Must have slipped my mind. I was just trying to make some stupid shit I said in your stream last night into a viable black card.
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
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2015 Apr 30 at 15:46 PDT
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The power of bitching
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2015 Apr 30 at 18:43 PDT
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NatureJay said: Must have slipped my mind. I was just trying to make some stupid shit I said in your stream last night into a viable black card.
OK. Well. Try harder next time?
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2015 Apr 30 at 22:41 PDT
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Impacting my sister.
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2015 May 1 at 20:47 PDT
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Bootfist said: Impacting my sister.
Oh nooooooooooo
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2015 May 1 at 21:26 PDT
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Nezumi
Asshole Admin
2005 Mar 26 • 783
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2015 May 1 at 22:06 PDT
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aaronjer
*****'n Admin
2005 Mar 21 • 4940
1,227 ₧
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Pooping in the dutch oven.
Finding a safe place.
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2015 May 2 at 12:09 PDT
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Nezumi
Asshole Admin
2005 Mar 26 • 783
175 ₧
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_: Its natures candy!
Also
Natures candy
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2015 May 2 at 19:02 PDT
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It's lucky to touch _; it's even luckier to touch someone else's.
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2015 May 2 at 19:03 PDT
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aaronjer
*****'n Admin
2005 Mar 21 • 4940
1,227 ₧
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Kaboom Kaboom Thunder Blood from the Tombstone.
OR
Blood from the tombstone.
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2015 May 4 at 21:04 PDT
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aaronjer said: Kaboom Kaboom Thunder Blood from the Tombstone.
OR
Blood from the tombstone.
Kaboom kaboom thunder sounds like it could be a white card on its own.
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2015 May 5 at 07:05 PDT
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aaronjer
*****'n Admin
2005 Mar 21 • 4940
1,227 ₧
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Wallowing in the pee.
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2015 May 5 at 22:04 PDT
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aaronjer
*****'n Admin
2005 Mar 21 • 4940
1,227 ₧
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Free exotic crabs for adoption (trained!)
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2015 May 5 at 22:31 PDT
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aaronjer
*****'n Admin
2005 Mar 21 • 4940
1,227 ₧
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An infinite supply of anything and everything right at your fucking fingertips.
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2015 May 6 at 22:21 PDT
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Crytax
Ph. D in Cryonics
2006 Apr 26 • 703
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The nightly news gave us this gem:
"Radical twitter accounts"
What if Gillette WAS the best a man could get?
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2015 May 7 at 07:12 PDT
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Violently organizing a portfolio
Violent breathing
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2015 May 7 at 14:09 PDT
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Nezumi
Asshole Admin
2005 Mar 26 • 783
175 ₧
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cinnamon snuff
real human interaction
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2015 May 8 at 01:05 PDT
— Ed. 2015 May 8 at 02:27 PDT
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The perfect day starts with __ and ends with __.
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2015 May 8 at 06:52 PDT
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It could be good. I just rolled this:
The perfect day starts with security clearance and ends with a wank.
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2015 May 8 at 10:51 PDT
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SuperJer said: It could be good. I just rolled this:
The perfect day starts with security clearance and ends with a wank.
Bahahaha. The exact set of cards I was thinking went, The perfect day starts with a leopard and ends with an other leopard.
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2015 May 8 at 13:25 PDT
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Black card:
____tested, mother approved.
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2015 May 8 at 17:21 PDT
— Ed. 2015 May 8 at 17:22 PDT
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Or:
___: ___ tested, mother approved.
Or:
___ tested... Mother approved... It's ___!
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2015 May 8 at 21:10 PDT
— Ed. 2015 May 8 at 21:10 PDT
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Nezumi
Asshole Admin
2005 Mar 26 • 783
175 ₧
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Eerie silence
An above/below the table snuggle.
Woah, _! I'm gonna put my mouth on it!
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2015 May 8 at 22:05 PDT
— Ed. 2015 May 8 at 22:24 PDT
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In a world with _ _, one man must become _. Coming this summer.
See now black people walk like _. But white people -- white people walk like they're _!
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2015 May 8 at 22:28 PDT
— Ed. 2015 May 9 at 00:47 PDT
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A flopping panniculus
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2015 May 9 at 16:01 PDT
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