aaronjer
*****'n Admin
2005 Mar 21 • 4940
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A penis-consuming butthole.
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2015 Aug 2 at 20:32 PDT
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Cops getting high
Intense pain
All our faces
Booze
A big slow boat
Creeping upstairs
Milking a buffalo
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2015 Aug 4 at 18:02 PDT
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Nezumi
Asshole Admin
2005 Mar 26 • 783
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2015 Aug 5 at 16:29 PDT
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Adhesive in all the wrong places
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2015 Aug 7 at 10:07 PDT
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Nezumi
Asshole Admin
2005 Mar 26 • 783
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underwear that pulls poop out of your butt
greed, secrets, poison and murder
the contents of your vacuum cleaner bag
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2015 Aug 7 at 20:36 PDT
— Ed. 2015 Aug 8 at 01:34 PDT
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Sampling all of the condiments
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2015 Aug 10 at 12:31 PDT
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A dangerous space (alternatively, time in a dangerous space, spending time in a lover's dangerous space)
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2015 Aug 11 at 09:25 PDT
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aaronjer
*****'n Admin
2005 Mar 21 • 4940
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Talking to your father while he's laying on the floor dying
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2015 Aug 11 at 11:04 PDT
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Nezumi
Asshole Admin
2005 Mar 26 • 783
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a firm slap to the groin
droppin' trou on the way up the stairs
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2015 Aug 12 at 19:59 PDT
— Ed. 2015 Aug 14 at 21:04 PDT
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White card: Dick tazing. 
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2015 Aug 20 at 20:01 PDT
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Nezumi
Asshole Admin
2005 Mar 26 • 783
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a gentle kiss on the teeth
being slathered in baby oil
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2015 Aug 29 at 00:22 PDT
— Ed. 2015 Aug 29 at 19:47 PDT
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Tentacle bento: the game! (I'm not kidding, this is actually a thing I saw at PAX...)
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2015 Aug 30 at 14:35 PDT
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Infinite sausage
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2015 Aug 30 at 21:59 PDT
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Circumcising your dog
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2015 Sep 2 at 14:29 PDT
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broken vials of anthrax
wait, but if you expect the unexpected, then the expected becomes the unexpected, so what do you expect?
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2015 Sep 4 at 23:49 PDT
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Are they bad enough you don't want to embarrass yourself? Then they aren't good ones.
Otherwise, just post them. It's not like they will get into the game if they are mediocre.
Edit:
I just realized I read Dragon's signature, not his post.
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2015 Sep 6 at 02:30 PDT
— Ed. 2015 Sep 6 at 16:58 PDT
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Nezumi
Asshole Admin
2005 Mar 26 • 783
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poorly orchestrated group sex
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2015 Sep 6 at 12:16 PDT
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NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse
2005 Mar 22 • 1871
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Nezumi said: poorly orchestrated group sex
... and I just read orchestrated differently from what was intended and was imagining a porno scene set to some sleazy jazz variant instead getting Wagner or something.
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
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2015 Sep 6 at 17:23 PDT
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Maybe there's no wrong way to read it?
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2015 Sep 7 at 23:00 PDT
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NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse
2005 Mar 22 • 1871
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SuperJer said: Maybe there's no wrong way to read it?
FINE. now I just read it as a old man with bifocals and wispy hair wearing a tux with tails as he flails a conductor's wand, futilely, at people bumping and grinding at each other with no sense of rhythm.
I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
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2015 Sep 8 at 07:43 PDT
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Looks like I was wrong. There's precisely *one* right way to read it!
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2015 Sep 8 at 21:12 PDT
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Donald Trump in grandma's butter
wait, but if you expect the unexpected, then the expected becomes the unexpected, so what do you expect?
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2015 Sep 11 at 18:05 PDT
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You remind me of _ because you are always _ to me.
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2015 Sep 11 at 19:35 PDT
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Nezumi
Asshole Admin
2005 Mar 26 • 783
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a humorless Japanese businessman
the last wish of a dying man
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2015 Sep 11 at 20:22 PDT
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Nezumi said: a humorless Japanese businessman
the last wish of a dying man
Read Nintendo's article about the new president huh?
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2015 Sep 14 at 07:13 PDT
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