trainer6265
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2014 November 5
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wait, but if you expect the unexpected, then the expected becomes the unexpected, so what do you expect?
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2016 Mar 31 at 20:37 PDT
SuperJer Against Humanity Suggestions PART 2 in General
you kiddin'? my neighbor tossed {n} over the fence a few weeks back!
You kiddin'? my neighbor tossed what’s inside over the fence a few weeks back!
You kiddin'? my neighbor tossed shoulder blades over the fence a few weeks back!
You kiddin'? my neighbor tossed the instructions over the fence a few weeks back!
You kiddin'? my neighbor tossed curious bisexuals over the fence a few weeks back!
You kiddin'? my neighbor tossed compressed gas over the fence a few weeks back!
You kiddin'? my neighbor tossed a collar around my neck over the fence a few weeks back!
You kiddin'? my neighbor tossed shoulder blades over the fence a few weeks back!
You kiddin'? my neighbor tossed the instructions over the fence a few weeks back!
You kiddin'? my neighbor tossed curious bisexuals over the fence a few weeks back!
You kiddin'? my neighbor tossed compressed gas over the fence a few weeks back!
You kiddin'? my neighbor tossed a collar around my neck over the fence a few weeks back!
2016 Mar 22 at 23:34 PDT
SuperJer Against Humanity Suggestions PART 2 in General
Sterquilinus,
The Roman god of bloody shits
In the end, the obvious plot twist was that the serial killer was actually the Roman god of bloody shits.
Their rising all at once was as the sound of the Roman god of bloody shits heard remote.
The thief was caught stealing black magic orgasms from the sultan, and so was thrown into the pit of the Roman god of bloody shits.
Oh dear God! That was the last of my medication for “the Roman god of bloody shits” syndrome!
Furious that I had peed into his spellbook, the sorcerer turned me into the Roman god of bloody shits.
The only way to make sense out of the Roman god of bloody shits is to plunge into it, move with it, and join the dance.
Their rising all at once was as the sound of the Roman god of bloody shits heard remote.
The thief was caught stealing black magic orgasms from the sultan, and so was thrown into the pit of the Roman god of bloody shits.
Oh dear God! That was the last of my medication for “the Roman god of bloody shits” syndrome!
Furious that I had peed into his spellbook, the sorcerer turned me into the Roman god of bloody shits.
The only way to make sense out of the Roman god of bloody shits is to plunge into it, move with it, and join the dance.
2016 Mar 19 at 00:41 PDT
SuperJer Against Humanity Suggestions PART 2 in General
Gaze apon my field of _____ and see that it is _____!2
Gaze apon my field of the majestic Humboldt squid and see that it is a powerful skeleton, William Howard Taft!
Gaze apon my field of simple pleasures and see that it is quick-set cement!
Gaze apon my field of a willful misdeed and see that it is the big ol’ boys!
Gaze apon my field of manhandling the merchandise and see that it is abstinence!
Gaze apon my field of a hollow shell and see that it is wailing!
Gaze apon my field of a humorless Japanese businessman and see that it is a favorable outcome!
Gaze apon my field of simple pleasures and see that it is quick-set cement!
Gaze apon my field of a willful misdeed and see that it is the big ol’ boys!
Gaze apon my field of manhandling the merchandise and see that it is abstinence!
Gaze apon my field of a hollow shell and see that it is wailing!
Gaze apon my field of a humorless Japanese businessman and see that it is a favorable outcome!
2016 Jan 31 at 15:17 PST
SuperJer Against Humanity Suggestions PART 2 in General
white card:
A premature post-mortem
I didn’t think this house would sell with zip ties in the attic. Anyway, I’m a premature post-mortem.
When a premature post-mortem is ready, steady pumping will appear.
It has been prophesied that the young king will eventually be killed by a premature post-mortem.
I met a strange lady, she made me nervous. She took me in and gave me a premature post-mortem.
Original style is fine, but chunky kinda tastes like a premature post-mortem.
You evaded my “a premature post-mortem” attack! Most impressive.
When a premature post-mortem is ready, steady pumping will appear.
It has been prophesied that the young king will eventually be killed by a premature post-mortem.
I met a strange lady, she made me nervous. She took me in and gave me a premature post-mortem.
Original style is fine, but chunky kinda tastes like a premature post-mortem.
You evaded my “a premature post-mortem” attack! Most impressive.
2015 Dec 3 at 18:51 PST
Superjer Against Humanity Suggestions. in General
they don't want me in _____?!
...
taking the girl and _____.
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taking the girl and _____.
2015 Sep 11 at 18:05 PDT
Superjer Against Humanity Suggestions. in General
Donald Trump in grandma's butter
2015 Sep 4 at 23:49 PDT
Superjer Against Humanity Suggestions. in General
broken vials of anthrax
2015 Jun 3 at 22:04 PDT
Superjer Against Humanity Suggestions. in General
Black Cards:
- in the end, the plot twist confirmed my suspicion that the serial killer was actually _____.
- To their surprise, the family found chunks of _____ on the domino's delivered pizza.
- Ingredients: roasted almonds, cashews, _____, pecans, brown rice syrup, honey, _____, sea salt.
White cards:
- a 54 hour marathon of creepypasta stories
- sad french black and white remakes of the Twilight movies
- a teleporting midget in a box! just $19.99!
- getting next level shit faced
- in the end, the plot twist confirmed my suspicion that the serial killer was actually _____.
- To their surprise, the family found chunks of _____ on the domino's delivered pizza.
- Ingredients: roasted almonds, cashews, _____, pecans, brown rice syrup, honey, _____, sea salt.
White cards:
- a 54 hour marathon of creepypasta stories
- sad french black and white remakes of the Twilight movies
- a teleporting midget in a box! just $19.99!
- getting next level shit faced
2015 May 25 at 11:38 PDT
Superjer Against Humanity Suggestions. in General
Black Cards:
- Join the dark side, we have _____!
- shhhhh... you hear that? that's the sound of _____.
White Cards:
- a quartet of bikini wearing handlebar mustached Russian dancing men
- a gentleman with the tummy grumbles
- getting hit like a home run ball by a giant
- 8 pounds of beef
- Jesus Nails
- bombing New Jersey
- fucking rage quitting
- dead peoples skinned faces hanging from balloons
- Caaaaaaaaarrrl!
- screaming while being slapped across the face by a sprite soaked fish
- Join the dark side, we have _____!
- shhhhh... you hear that? that's the sound of _____.
White Cards:
- a quartet of bikini wearing handlebar mustached Russian dancing men
- a gentleman with the tummy grumbles
- getting hit like a home run ball by a giant
- 8 pounds of beef
- Jesus Nails
- bombing New Jersey
- fucking rage quitting
- dead peoples skinned faces hanging from balloons
- Caaaaaaaaarrrl!
- screaming while being slapped across the face by a sprite soaked fish
2015 May 21 at 21:26 PDT
Superjer Against Humanity Suggestions. in General
Black Cards:
- Please let me into the carnival, I'm only _____.
- No worries, it's all _____.
- No, Jimmy, you cannot have an iPhone 5. Wouldn't you like _____ instead?
White Cards:
- your argument being invalid
- hiding from evil Nazi robots in the vents
- rupturing an eyeball
- Please let me into the carnival, I'm only _____.
- No worries, it's all _____.
- No, Jimmy, you cannot have an iPhone 5. Wouldn't you like _____ instead?
White Cards:
- your argument being invalid
- hiding from evil Nazi robots in the vents
- rupturing an eyeball