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you kiddin'? my neighbor tossed {n} over the fence a few weeks back!
You kiddin'? my neighbor tossed what’s inside over the fence a few weeks back!
You kiddin'? my neighbor tossed shoulder blades over the fence a few weeks back!
You kiddin'? my neighbor tossed the instructions over the fence a few weeks back!
You kiddin'? my neighbor tossed curious bisexuals over the fence a few weeks back!
You kiddin'? my neighbor tossed compressed gas over the fence a few weeks back!
You kiddin'? my neighbor tossed a collar around my neck over the fence a few weeks back!
You kiddin'? my neighbor tossed shoulder blades over the fence a few weeks back!
You kiddin'? my neighbor tossed the instructions over the fence a few weeks back!
You kiddin'? my neighbor tossed curious bisexuals over the fence a few weeks back!
You kiddin'? my neighbor tossed compressed gas over the fence a few weeks back!
You kiddin'? my neighbor tossed a collar around my neck over the fence a few weeks back!
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Sterquilinus,
The Roman god of bloody shits
In the end, the obvious plot twist was that the serial killer was actually the Roman god of bloody shits.
Their rising all at once was as the sound of the Roman god of bloody shits heard remote.
The thief was caught stealing black magic orgasms from the sultan, and so was thrown into the pit of the Roman god of bloody shits.
Oh dear God! That was the last of my medication for “the Roman god of bloody shits” syndrome!
Furious that I had peed into his spellbook, the sorcerer turned me into the Roman god of bloody shits.
The only way to make sense out of the Roman god of bloody shits is to plunge into it, move with it, and join the dance.
Their rising all at once was as the sound of the Roman god of bloody shits heard remote.
The thief was caught stealing black magic orgasms from the sultan, and so was thrown into the pit of the Roman god of bloody shits.
Oh dear God! That was the last of my medication for “the Roman god of bloody shits” syndrome!
Furious that I had peed into his spellbook, the sorcerer turned me into the Roman god of bloody shits.
The only way to make sense out of the Roman god of bloody shits is to plunge into it, move with it, and join the dance.
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Gaze apon my field of _____ and see that it is _____!2
Gaze apon my field of the majestic Humboldt squid and see that it is a powerful skeleton, William Howard Taft!
Gaze apon my field of simple pleasures and see that it is quick-set cement!
Gaze apon my field of a willful misdeed and see that it is the big ol’ boys!
Gaze apon my field of manhandling the merchandise and see that it is abstinence!
Gaze apon my field of a hollow shell and see that it is wailing!
Gaze apon my field of a humorless Japanese businessman and see that it is a favorable outcome!
Gaze apon my field of simple pleasures and see that it is quick-set cement!
Gaze apon my field of a willful misdeed and see that it is the big ol’ boys!
Gaze apon my field of manhandling the merchandise and see that it is abstinence!
Gaze apon my field of a hollow shell and see that it is wailing!
Gaze apon my field of a humorless Japanese businessman and see that it is a favorable outcome!
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white card:
A premature post-mortem
I didn’t think this house would sell with zip ties in the attic. Anyway, I’m a premature post-mortem.
When a premature post-mortem is ready, steady pumping will appear.
It has been prophesied that the young king will eventually be killed by a premature post-mortem.
I met a strange lady, she made me nervous. She took me in and gave me a premature post-mortem.
Original style is fine, but chunky kinda tastes like a premature post-mortem.
You evaded my “a premature post-mortem” attack! Most impressive.
When a premature post-mortem is ready, steady pumping will appear.
It has been prophesied that the young king will eventually be killed by a premature post-mortem.
I met a strange lady, she made me nervous. She took me in and gave me a premature post-mortem.
Original style is fine, but chunky kinda tastes like a premature post-mortem.
You evaded my “a premature post-mortem” attack! Most impressive.
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they don't want me in _____?!
...
taking the girl and _____.
...
taking the girl and _____.
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Donald Trump in grandma's butter
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broken vials of anthrax
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Black Cards:
- in the end, the plot twist confirmed my suspicion that the serial killer was actually _____.
- To their surprise, the family found chunks of _____ on the domino's delivered pizza.
- Ingredients: roasted almonds, cashews, _____, pecans, brown rice syrup, honey, _____, sea salt.
White cards:
- a 54 hour marathon of creepypasta stories
- sad french black and white remakes of the Twilight movies
- a teleporting midget in a box! just $19.99!
- getting next level shit faced
- in the end, the plot twist confirmed my suspicion that the serial killer was actually _____.
- To their surprise, the family found chunks of _____ on the domino's delivered pizza.
- Ingredients: roasted almonds, cashews, _____, pecans, brown rice syrup, honey, _____, sea salt.
White cards:
- a 54 hour marathon of creepypasta stories
- sad french black and white remakes of the Twilight movies
- a teleporting midget in a box! just $19.99!
- getting next level shit faced
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Black Cards:
- Join the dark side, we have _____!
- shhhhh... you hear that? that's the sound of _____.
White Cards:
- a quartet of bikini wearing handlebar mustached Russian dancing men
- a gentleman with the tummy grumbles
- getting hit like a home run ball by a giant
- 8 pounds of beef
- Jesus Nails
- bombing New Jersey
- fucking rage quitting
- dead peoples skinned faces hanging from balloons
- Caaaaaaaaarrrl!
- screaming while being slapped across the face by a sprite soaked fish
- Join the dark side, we have _____!
- shhhhh... you hear that? that's the sound of _____.
White Cards:
- a quartet of bikini wearing handlebar mustached Russian dancing men
- a gentleman with the tummy grumbles
- getting hit like a home run ball by a giant
- 8 pounds of beef
- Jesus Nails
- bombing New Jersey
- fucking rage quitting
- dead peoples skinned faces hanging from balloons
- Caaaaaaaaarrrl!
- screaming while being slapped across the face by a sprite soaked fish
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Black Cards:
- Please let me into the carnival, I'm only _____.
- No worries, it's all _____.
- No, Jimmy, you cannot have an iPhone 5. Wouldn't you like _____ instead?
White Cards:
- your argument being invalid
- hiding from evil Nazi robots in the vents
- rupturing an eyeball
- Please let me into the carnival, I'm only _____.
- No worries, it's all _____.
- No, Jimmy, you cannot have an iPhone 5. Wouldn't you like _____ instead?
White Cards:
- your argument being invalid
- hiding from evil Nazi robots in the vents
- rupturing an eyeball
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Black Cards:
- your mother is at a funeral for _____.
- ... and I ended up using _____ as leverage to fire _____ off like a catapult!
- 3 most parts of a time machine; _____, _____, and _____.
- Man cannot live on _____ alone.
- I'm an old man, and I've fallen over, but its alright, because I got _____ and I'm listening to _____.
- Dear Justin Bieber, please make your next song based on _____.
White cards:
- the finest quality home grown grass
- getting drunk on milk and skittles
- instant regret
- a dalek with Arnold Schwarzenegger's voice
- hitting an exploding barrel with a crowbar
- a hippo monkey wolf owl
- a taste testing robot that can only tell the difference between petrol and cheese
- falling into a river of moving cats
- your mother is at a funeral for _____.
- ... and I ended up using _____ as leverage to fire _____ off like a catapult!
- 3 most parts of a time machine; _____, _____, and _____.
- Man cannot live on _____ alone.
- I'm an old man, and I've fallen over, but its alright, because I got _____ and I'm listening to _____.
- Dear Justin Bieber, please make your next song based on _____.
White cards:
- the finest quality home grown grass
- getting drunk on milk and skittles
- instant regret
- a dalek with Arnold Schwarzenegger's voice
- hitting an exploding barrel with a crowbar
- a hippo monkey wolf owl
- a taste testing robot that can only tell the difference between petrol and cheese
- falling into a river of moving cats
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Newsham
Cruelfeld
Birxley
Cruelfeld
Birxley
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Black Cards: (tested)
- _____ brought 100,000 Jews to Palestine.
- _____ is my sisters desktop picture.
- Ha! You have activated my trap card! "_____!" You are now cursed with _____ until the end of the game!
- TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLE! In this corner, _____, and in this corner, _____. Fight!
- The Pope holds the title _____ of Rome, which signifies his direct tie to _____.
- Alice in _____.
- I can't fit in my uniform no more because I of my addiction to ham sandwiches and reece's pieces, but its alright, at least I sound like _____.
- Would you pu-pu-pu-pick up _____?
- My full name is Aliaune Damala Bouga Time Bongo Puru Nacka Lu Lu Lu _____ Akon Thiam
White Cards:
- a swarm of radioactive explosive birds that can only be damaged by coat hangers
- a self destruct button hidden in a jammy dodger
- that amazing joke you always forget
- squealing 6 to 10 year old Call of Duty players that say your hacking whenever you kill them and never shut the hell up
- Nyan Cats sparkly barf
- The Never Ending Story the movie (spoiler, its only 46 hours long)
- saying everything in Morgan Freeman's voice
- people that don't understand Skype, but understand texting just fine
- 11,267 lucky paper cranes made from used sticky-notes
- Barney running with a mini-nuke
- an imaginary bagel full of love and "cream cheese"
- a Wii U that constantly dispenses baloney
- _____ brought 100,000 Jews to Palestine.
- _____ is my sisters desktop picture.
- Ha! You have activated my trap card! "_____!" You are now cursed with _____ until the end of the game!
- TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLE! In this corner, _____, and in this corner, _____. Fight!
- The Pope holds the title _____ of Rome, which signifies his direct tie to _____.
- Alice in _____.
- I can't fit in my uniform no more because I of my addiction to ham sandwiches and reece's pieces, but its alright, at least I sound like _____.
- Would you pu-pu-pu-pick up _____?
- My full name is Aliaune Damala Bouga Time Bongo Puru Nacka Lu Lu Lu _____ Akon Thiam
White Cards:
- a swarm of radioactive explosive birds that can only be damaged by coat hangers
- a self destruct button hidden in a jammy dodger
- that amazing joke you always forget
- squealing 6 to 10 year old Call of Duty players that say your hacking whenever you kill them and never shut the hell up
- Nyan Cats sparkly barf
- The Never Ending Story the movie (spoiler, its only 46 hours long)
- saying everything in Morgan Freeman's voice
- people that don't understand Skype, but understand texting just fine
- 11,267 lucky paper cranes made from used sticky-notes
- Barney running with a mini-nuke
- an imaginary bagel full of love and "cream cheese"
- a Wii U that constantly dispenses baloney
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Black Cards:
In the new Dead Rising game, you can now combine _____ with _____ to create a new weapon.
That time you go to get a midnight snack and you see _____ in your fridge, but your too tired to notice it wriggling.
Selling off _____, blended and dried, as a hard drug.
Starfox! Do _____!
throwing a knife at your enemy only for it to miss and hit _____ instead.
tis' but a _____.
White Cards:
a loose Keter ranked SCP
grilled Mormons
the Broble (AKA JonTron's bible)
a purple marmoset
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
You! (Illuminati sound)
In the new Dead Rising game, you can now combine _____ with _____ to create a new weapon.
That time you go to get a midnight snack and you see _____ in your fridge, but your too tired to notice it wriggling.
Selling off _____, blended and dried, as a hard drug.
Starfox! Do _____!
throwing a knife at your enemy only for it to miss and hit _____ instead.
tis' but a _____.
White Cards:
a loose Keter ranked SCP
grilled Mormons
the Broble (AKA JonTron's bible)
a purple marmoset
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
You! (Illuminati sound)
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Black Cards:
He died as he lived, eating butter on _____.
_____, that's what the world needs right now.
the riddle says that the treasure is buried under _____.
White cards:
Luigi's blood-stained overalls
the last thing you'd expect
the 13th circle of Hell
living dolls from "its a small world"
a malfunctioning portal gun
He died as he lived, eating butter on _____.
_____, that's what the world needs right now.
the riddle says that the treasure is buried under _____.
White cards:
Luigi's blood-stained overalls
the last thing you'd expect
the 13th circle of Hell
living dolls from "its a small world"
a malfunctioning portal gun
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White cards:
Prettiest Prettiest Princess Angelica the game
co-optional game
Not $5 foot-long
portal to hell, painted with puppy blood
Black cards:
My best friend is a _____.
Walk softly with a large _____.
In an attempt to help the people of _____land, surrounding countries parachuted thousands of _____'s to them.
_____, you are convicted of killing all the orphans and turning them into a statue of a _____.
Prettiest Prettiest Princess Angelica the game
co-optional game
Not $5 foot-long
portal to hell, painted with puppy blood
Black cards:
My best friend is a _____.
Walk softly with a large _____.
In an attempt to help the people of _____land, surrounding countries parachuted thousands of _____'s to them.
_____, you are convicted of killing all the orphans and turning them into a statue of a _____.
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White cards:
steg-o-saurus
city on top of a giant whale
strange smelling tornado
Black cards:
Barry, put up a _____.
If i could have anything for arms, i would have _____ for the left, and _____ for the right.
_____, _____, why _____? (one card)
Oh, your rivals name is _____?
The czar commands a ____ from each player.
That ice cream store specializes in _____ flavored ice cream.
Out of all the things that could have come out of the denominational portal, a moldy _____ was what appeared.
I wish there was a _____ emoticon.
How about some cards against _____?
Who's that Pokemon? its _____!
steg-o-saurus
city on top of a giant whale
strange smelling tornado
Black cards:
Barry, put up a _____.
If i could have anything for arms, i would have _____ for the left, and _____ for the right.
_____, _____, why _____? (one card)
Oh, your rivals name is _____?
The czar commands a ____ from each player.
That ice cream store specializes in _____ flavored ice cream.
Out of all the things that could have come out of the denominational portal, a moldy _____ was what appeared.
I wish there was a _____ emoticon.
How about some cards against _____?
Who's that Pokemon? its _____!
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SuperJer said:
Where'd you come from, anyway, trainer?
was playing apples to apples (adult edition) with my brother and his friend and friends sister. "my turkey baster" was a card that was referenced every round, and "apple butter" came from my brother spilling a pouch of it on himself by accident. the black cards were just random things i thought of and "Wait! why did you put _____ on the internet!?" comes from a youtube series called 'Why Would You Put That on the Internet?'
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White Cards:
My "turkey baster,"
Apple butter
Black Cards:
_____ is the new inside joke amongst the 6th graders.
you'll find _____ around back. go put em' in the truck.
congratulations! you are the winner of the _____ challenge! you win _____!
Wait! why did you put _____ on the internet!?
My "turkey baster,"
Apple butter
Black Cards:
_____ is the new inside joke amongst the 6th graders.
you'll find _____ around back. go put em' in the truck.
congratulations! you are the winner of the _____ challenge! you win _____!
Wait! why did you put _____ on the internet!?
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a white card for SAH:
the severed heads of political opponents in my fridge.
the severed heads of political opponents in my fridge.
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Perfect! Does more need to be said?