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I'm finally sisters with ___ !
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2015 May 29 at 21:29 PDT
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One-eyed dick
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2015 May 29 at 22:11 PDT
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Nezumi
Asshole Admin
2005 Mar 26 • 783
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2015 May 30 at 01:40 PDT
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2015 Jun 1 at 00:30 PDT
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Nezumi
Asshole Admin
2005 Mar 26 • 783
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the biggest heaviest shotgun
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2015 Jun 1 at 00:33 PDT
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aaronjer
*****'n Admin
2005 Mar 21 • 4940
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cosmetic surgery for my cat
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2015 Jun 1 at 00:49 PDT
— Ed. 2015 Jun 1 at 00:51 PDT
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Nezumi
Asshole Admin
2005 Mar 26 • 783
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I like my women like I like _: with _.
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2015 Jun 1 at 19:51 PDT
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Prime roosting space.
Nothing ruins a make-out faster than _.
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2015 Jun 1 at 23:44 PDT
— Ed. 2015 Jun 1 at 23:47 PDT
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New rules!
No more round time or abandon time on the create-game page.
Slow-start mode is ALWAYS on.
Card-playing phase:
If the Czar leaves, and is gone for around 30 seconds, a new Czar will be chosen automatically.
Every time someone moves a card, the clock goes back to at least T-minus 5 seconds. This helps you change your cards around at the last moment without as much risk.
Card-reading phase:
Every time the Czar reveals a card(s), the clock goes back to one minute remaining.
The round can be abandoned if the clock ever reaches zero.
Revealed cards from the Czar are automatically selected and filled in on the black card for all players.
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2015 Jun 2 at 11:00 PDT
— Ed. 2015 Jun 2 at 12:26 PDT
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Update!
Now you can invite Rando to play in your game.
This makes it possible to play with only two humans, although very silly.
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2015 Jun 3 at 00:15 PDT
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Black Cards:
- in the end, the plot twist confirmed my suspicion that the serial killer was actually _____.
- To their surprise, the family found chunks of _____ on the domino's delivered pizza.
- Ingredients: roasted almonds, cashews, _____, pecans, brown rice syrup, honey, _____, sea salt.
White cards:
- a 54 hour marathon of creepypasta stories
- sad french black and white remakes of the Twilight movies
- a teleporting midget in a box! just $19.99!
- getting next level shit faced
wait, but if you expect the unexpected, then the expected becomes the unexpected, so what do you expect?
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2015 Jun 3 at 22:04 PDT
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Nezumi
Asshole Admin
2005 Mar 26 • 783
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a crocodile death rolling my taint
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2015 Jun 5 at 13:15 PDT
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being bred in captivity
refusing any help
needing one more inch
my father's example
the Army
a tard
you, ya dirty bum
"sexy kitty" mode
my unwanted child
a dog head
my first time
smiling, happy people
my DNA
a tacky, god-awful facelift
In this 15th century painting, _ is represented by a man with _ for a head.
Fixes: capitalize Army, card 2360 "on thing"
Possible update: Single white female seeking long term relationship, if you're into _, get to the front of the line!
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2015 Jun 5 at 16:04 PDT
— Ed. 2015 Jun 5 at 19:28 PDT
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Nezumi
Asshole Admin
2005 Mar 26 • 783
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the majestic Humboldt squid
(I double-checked the capitalization on that one)
a cataclysmic magic spell
fist pumping
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2015 Jun 9 at 01:40 PDT
— Ed. 2015 Jun 9 at 04:22 PDT
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A death toll great enough to create jobs
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2015 Jun 9 at 17:29 PDT
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Nezumi
Asshole Admin
2005 Mar 26 • 783
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50,000 volts of electricity
a stalker
a night of unrestrained passion
10,000 dancers, dancing in unison
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2015 Jun 12 at 02:09 PDT
— Ed. 2015 Jun 12 at 21:17 PDT
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NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse
2005 Mar 22 • 1871
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Abraham Lincoln wrestled with depression, but that did not keep him from _ with _.
(among the hits, "getting HUGE, crush beast" and "wanting to be noticed, "the best cake ever made")
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
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2015 Jun 13 at 15:26 PDT
— Ed. 2015 Jun 13 at 15:26 PDT
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Jay those are incredible
White card: stroking your strawberries
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Nezumi
Asshole Admin
2005 Mar 26 • 783
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Dear journal, today I went into the city and saw _ for the first time!
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2015 Jun 14 at 01:27 PDT
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Marvelous pigs in satin.
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Nezumi
Asshole Admin
2005 Mar 26 • 783
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a thick layer of frosting
Modification suggestion: someone has to die in order that the rest of us should value _ more. Now hold still!
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2015 Jun 14 at 23:39 PDT
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NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse
2005 Mar 22 • 1871
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jeff is wizlord said: Marvelous pigs in satin.
I feel like this lacks the context so I'll provide it...
Sick vid
the bit is sadly incomplete, here's the final
"They were doing two shows and she
Had a high fever and he took
Off a piece of her ear and
Tip Little told her she should
Leave the bum
But Poodle said, "He fetched me
Last time I run."
But I'd like to hammer this ring into a bullet
And I wish I had some whiskey and a gun
My dear
And I wish I had some whiskey and a gun"
I seem to have lost my earlier alpobert or else I'd add "Some whiskey and a gun" to my W.
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
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Nezumi
Asshole Admin
2005 Mar 26 • 783
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Dude, I completely forgot about Alphabert. We need more of Alphabert.
a big dang deal
a long rambling story
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