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I just wanted ineffectual to make the joke entirely clear. Plus anything in the class of "ineffectual handjobs" is pretty funny.
Wound-cleaning nanomachines.
Weaponized nanomachines.
Honey-making nanomachines.
Organ-swapping nanomachines.
Parasitic nanomachines.
Crawling with nanomachines.
Teeming with nanomachines?
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— Ed. 2014 Dec 11 at 16:53 PST
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NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse
2005 Mar 22 • 1871
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"Nanomachines programmed by those attempting to bring about the Antichrist?"
It's too fucking wordy is what it is. But yeah, clarity is an important take, let's keep the adjustment to that card as you made it.
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
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2014 Dec 11 at 16:54 PST
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I will also submit an alpherbit. Or attempt to.
Animalistic hunger
The best cake ever made
A cold yogi
Dirigible death match
Everything under the sea
A fat and fancy pidgin (credit to the-punchline-is-machismo)
Gladiator pants
Hounding the family dog
Ill-advised business decisions
Jerking jerk chicken
Keel hauling the first mate
Literally every single thing
A majestic merkin
Nonexistent leotards
Overwatch
Practically nothing
That's all I can do for now
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2014 Dec 12 at 09:03 PST
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A bad case of poopbeard.
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2014 Dec 18 at 23:37 PST
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Nezumi
Asshole Admin
2005 Mar 26 • 785
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lifting your kilt and winking
(Your/my/the distinctions can always be hard. I'm like 75% sure that 'your' is the best option here)
cinderblock justice
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2014 Dec 22 at 23:50 PST
— Ed. 2014 Dec 24 at 17:12 PST
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Clown genitals
Heavy juice
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2014 Dec 24 at 17:41 PST
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Extra dirty martini (or Martin. You choose!)
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2014 Dec 24 at 18:44 PST
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You special little fuck
(Bad grammar but really funny to me an aaronjer right now)
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2014 Dec 26 at 12:22 PST
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A bunch of vulvas in my face
A naked Santa
A social skill is any skill facilitating _ and _ with others.
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2014 Dec 26 at 19:48 PST
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Nezumi
Asshole Admin
2005 Mar 26 • 785
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too much wiggling
The world's fastest pump
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2014 Dec 29 at 14:49 PST
— Ed. 2014 Dec 29 at 18:58 PST
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A carefully contained fart
Holding your dick behind your back
Bitches on the love throne
Tits like a smoking chimney
An angry penis for the woman
An angry buttplug for the man
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2014 Dec 30 at 23:58 PST
— Ed. 2014 Dec 31 at 00:44 PST
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Crytax
Ph. D in Cryonics
2006 Apr 26 • 703
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Caressing a beautiful face
Superboat
Fire Maidens of Outer Space
Human Duplicators
The Day the Earth Froze
Invasion of the Neptune Men
Space Mutiny
Time Chasers
Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
The Phantom Planet
The Pumaman
The Deadly Bees
A Deadly Bee
The Space Children
The Final Sacrifice
A screaming skull
A Girl in Gold Boots
Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
Future War
Track of the Moon Beast
Final Justice
Swamp Diamonds
Secret Agent Super Dragon
The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
Operation Double 007 (A.K.A.: Operation Kid Brother)
The Girl in Lovers Lane
The Brain That Wouldn't Die
Cosmic Princess
A Humanoid Woman
Blood Waters of Dr. Z
Future War
Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
Vitriolic word-salad
Sock puppet sex
Night of the Blood Beast
The Chicken of Tomorrow
Deathstalker and the Warriors from Hell
The Incredible Melting Man
Laserblast
This Island Earth
The Revenge of the Creature
The Deadly Mantis
The Thing That Couldn't Die
Terror from the Year 5000
A Teenage Werewolf
The Giant Spider Invasion
The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies
Riding with Death
What if Gillette WAS the best a man could get?
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2014 Dec 31 at 14:41 PST
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_ is not horrible if a child is doing it.
Rubbing my gland
The coal chute
Thirst
Being raped by a child
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2014 Dec 31 at 22:39 PST
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Black card
_____ is the new meta.
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2014 Dec 31 at 23:30 PST
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Asshole Admin
2005 Mar 26 • 785
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I'm starting a new Aplaberth
Getting face pregnant from an alien
A Zulu rite of passage ritual
To be continued...
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— Ed. 2015 Jan 1 at 20:56 PST
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You'll never guess what I have taped to my left breast: ______.
Can someone get me some floss? There's _____ between my teeth.
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2015 Jan 1 at 21:18 PST
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Liquid sex
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2015 Jan 4 at 16:02 PST
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Nezumi
Asshole Admin
2005 Mar 26 • 785
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The new self-help fad: Better Living Through _!
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Easily impressed, strangely rich frogs.
A child section.
Becoming an adult.
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2015 Jan 12 at 22:19 PST
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NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse
2005 Mar 22 • 1871
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Before we really get started, remember that my safe word is "___."
The rogue state has kidnapped scientists in the hopes of weaponizing ___.
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
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2015 Jan 13 at 00:22 PST
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Peeing crabs
Everywhere you go, ask yourself, "do I want to be _ here?"
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NNirina
*** BANNED ***
2015 Jan 28 • 1
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— Ed. 2015 Feb 11 at 22:57 PST
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NNirina said: That's strange, I haven't seen anything funny. You're right though.
What's your game, NNirina? What's your gaaaaaame?
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2015 Jan 28 at 11:16 PST
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aaronjer
*****'n Admin
2005 Mar 21 • 4940
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A disparate cloud of floaty sugar pubes
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Crytax
Ph. D in Cryonics
2006 Apr 26 • 703
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Opening a portal to the fucking moon!
What if Gillette WAS the best a man could get?
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