Nezumi
Asshole Admin
2005 Mar 26 • 782
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Is this guy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ugASLblNk4
the next time cube?
He's already said one good white card: "spiritual functionality"
"Pantone 'PukeMustard' #2854"
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2014 Mar 22 at 23:32 PDT
— Ed. 2014 Mar 26 at 20:18 PDT
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Crytax
Ph. D in Cryonics
2006 Apr 26 • 703
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WHITE CARDS
Game balance.
Drow blackface
Total Party Kill.
Gelatinous Cubes.
75 Does. 1 Buck. Ultimate deer fuck.
A Doritos flavored gas chamber.
The white man's burden
A planet where apes evolved from men?!
Dissociated mechanics.
The U.S. government.
Gamer chicks
Cultural Marxism.
Dice inserted somewhere painful.
Lesbian stripper ninjas.
Dividing by zero.
BLACK CARD - PICK 1
This new ____ isn't very good.
Sometimes ___ is better when you least suspect it.
Victory often rests on ____ being in the right place and at the right time.
Once in a great while mankind unlocks a secret so profound that our future is altered forever. Fire, electricity,____.
My innovative new RPG has a stat for___.
A true gamer has no problem with __________.
____: The Storytelling Game
"_____" is like saying "Hello" in Japan
You start with 1D4____ points.
____ Was also stolen by the white man.
___ is fun for the entire family.
Big Eyes, Small _____
BLACK CARD - PICK 2
____ For the ___ God! ___ for the ___ throne!
Only ___ can cooperate. __ can only beg.
What if Gillette WAS the best a man could get?
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2014 Mar 26 at 21:43 PDT
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Just a few me and AaronJer and me came up with just now while suffocating a bit:
A hot bubbly blast of my innards.
Barely any swag.
All the leopards.
Every pterodactyl.
Everything all at once.
Almost no air left.
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2014 Mar 27 at 22:41 PDT
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Authorities were tallying damage from _ that struck southern Calif. Friday evening.
In Brea several people suffered minor injuries during _ that overturned their car.
Lots of rattled nerves
USGS seismologist Lucy Jones said the 5.1 quake has a 5% change of being _.
Experts said that based on preliminary data _ appears to have occurred on the Puente Hills thrust fault.
An FBI raid on Michael Eisner's seaside villa turned up _ in every room.
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2014 Mar 29 at 01:43 PDT
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Nezumi
Asshole Admin
2005 Mar 26 • 782
175 ₧
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Scientists are trying to end world hunger by turning ___ into ___.
Hella teen angst.
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2014 Mar 29 at 15:18 PDT
— Ed. 2014 Mar 30 at 11:44 PDT
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aaronjer
*****'n Admin
2005 Mar 21 • 4940
1,227 ₧
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Twerking your front butt.
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2014 Mar 30 at 15:39 PDT
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NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse
2005 Mar 22 • 1871
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aaronjer said: Twerking your front butt.
I think we should ignore this suggestion from aaronjer and instead twerk whichever butt and/or butts God gave us so as to glory Him the most 
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
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2014 Mar 30 at 21:47 PDT
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Nezumi
Asshole Admin
2005 Mar 26 • 782
175 ₧
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In protest, Gandhi swore to abstain from ___.
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2014 Mar 31 at 03:20 PDT
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buq25
2008 Jul 5 • 583
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NatureJay said: aaronjer said: Twerking your front butt.
I think we should ignore this suggestion from aaronjer and instead twerk whichever butt and/or butts God gave us so as to glory Him the most Twerking your butt of choice.
Today's post brought to you by the letter: "heck".
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2014 Mar 31 at 08:25 PDT
— Ed. 2014 Mar 31 at 08:25 PDT
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Twerking every butt.
Twerking damage.
A twerking accident.
Twerking while uncontrollably farting.
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2014 Mar 31 at 14:11 PDT
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NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse
2005 Mar 22 • 1871
574 ₧
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Twerking out both ends.
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
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2014 Mar 31 at 14:36 PDT
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Twerking over one's enemy's grave.
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2014 Mar 31 at 15:12 PDT
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SRAW
Rocket Man
2007 Nov 6 • 2525
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2014 Apr 1 at 09:13 PDT
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aaronjer
*****'n Admin
2005 Mar 21 • 4940
1,227 ₧
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SuperJer said:
Twerking on accident.
Fixed.
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2014 Apr 1 at 11:21 PDT
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aaronjer said: SuperJer said:
Twerking on purpose.
Fixed. FTFTFYFY.
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2014 Apr 1 at 11:41 PDT
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NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse
2005 Mar 22 • 1871
574 ₧
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SuperJer said: aaronjer said: SuperJer said:
Twerking while sitting perfectly still and making no sounds whatsoever.
Rejected. YOLO.
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
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2014 Apr 1 at 11:55 PDT
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NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse
2005 Mar 22 • 1871
574 ₧
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For serious: "Desperate dog sex" is a white card, right?
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
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2014 Apr 1 at 11:57 PDT
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NatureJay said: For serious: "Desperate dog sex" is a white card, right?
Of course it is. Card #1007.
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2014 Apr 1 at 14:43 PDT
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SRAW
Rocket Man
2007 Nov 6 • 2525
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Any chance you can give us a list of these cards?
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2014 Apr 1 at 16:58 PDT
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Nezumi
Asshole Admin
2005 Mar 26 • 782
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https://github.com/superjer/sah/blob/master/cards-white.tab
"Jailbait fashion week"
And from this article, about the Stanley Parable guy trolling a marketing representative, we have:
"200 micrograms of 25b research-grade psychoactive liquid chemical"
And how did we miss
"a summer sausage"?
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2014 Apr 2 at 14:13 PDT
— Ed. 2014 Apr 8 at 18:16 PDT
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White card:
Getting only beef jerky for Christmas
I was walking through the water, thinking about spiders.
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2014 Apr 13 at 18:44 PDT
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SRAW
Rocket Man
2007 Nov 6 • 2525
601 ₧
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Well I got earphones and underwear, so beef jerky would be a nice change for me atleast
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2014 Apr 13 at 19:45 PDT
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Donkeydump
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2014 Apr 15 at 01:47 PDT
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Nezumi
Asshole Admin
2005 Mar 26 • 782
175 ₧
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Only my index finger
various fluids
What parts of speech are 'only' and 'various'? This may be a gold mine.
“I hate to hear you talk about all women as if they were ___ instead of rational creatures."
OR
“I hate to hear you talk about all women as if they were fine ladies instead of ___."
Which of these is funnier? I can't decide. (That's a Jane Austin quote btw.)
"What starts off as a boner"
"That urpy feeling like when you eat too much"
"All your drama"
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2014 Apr 15 at 03:19 PDT
— Ed. 2014 Apr 15 at 04:04 PDT
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I think only is an adjective or adverb depending on context. But it only [adv.] seems more specialer than only [adj.] that.
Various is certainly just an adjective. Lern2Engish srsy.
We can use both versions of the Austen quote, I fink.
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2014 Apr 15 at 10:17 PDT
— Ed. 2014 Apr 15 at 10:20 PDT
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