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Agreed. Bring back alphabert! Also, Nerzumin! Your signature!
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2015 Jun 16 at 09:56 PDT
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ALPHERBERT!
amputated eyelids
bipeds
a crazed gunman
Disneyland!
an enhanced interrogation
the fuel line
a guillotine
headroom
an iceberg
a jackhammer
a Korean hacker
your lifestyle
mandibles
a non-steroidal anti-infammatory drug
oil-covered birds
a penis costume
hindquarters
real life
sandpaper
a telescoping baton
a urinal cake
a virus
a warhead
anorexia
years of pain
35 quadrillion Zimbabwe dollars
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2015 Jun 16 at 17:40 PDT
— Ed. 2015 Jun 17 at 11:16 PDT
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Nezumi
Asshole Admin
2005 Mar 26 • 783
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banging them in their sodomy butts
I guess SJ's changes to the forum makes my sig only work at certain screen sizes.
Alpabept soup incoming:
alien technology
a bruised ego
crisp fresh lettuce
delegating responsibilities
an enslaved tribe
fornicating all day, every day
a great big sword
habanero salsa
irresponsible parenting
jabbing people in the eye
kickbacks for crooks
lower standards
mighty Zeus <- maybe the winner of this round.
nitro-boosted performance
outrageous fortune
a prime cut of steak
quick-set cement
a raunchy sex comedy
my secret sex gymnasium
taffy
unbelievably beautiful hair
a velvet fist
wandering around
an e xhumed corpse
yanking hard
zoo smell
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2015 Jun 18 at 22:53 PDT
— Ed. 2015 Jun 19 at 18:45 PDT
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That's weird. I came in to add sex smell and you have zoo smell last.
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2015 Jun 19 at 23:14 PDT
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Nezumi
Asshole Admin
2005 Mar 26 • 783
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Can't have too many smells™
an Asian martial arts master
mood enhancing hormones
overzealous product placement
violent death
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2015 Jun 21 at 14:52 PDT
— Ed. 2015 Jun 23 at 04:06 PDT
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Alliterations?!
a big bomb
cheering children
drool drops
a forty foot Ferris wheel
my golden goose
heavy hearts
a giant jump
a car crash
my lost love
Mom's mouthwatering meaty meal
nosy neighbors
prancing piglets
the sound of someone sipping soup
a shard of shrapnel
a stupid student (a stunned-stupid student?)
turkey tacos
a vibrator with a voice
whistling at women
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2015 Jun 23 at 23:37 PDT
— Ed. 2015 Jun 24 at 00:05 PDT
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Nezumi
Asshole Admin
2005 Mar 26 • 783
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This has really given me something to think about
And:
my womanly virtue
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2015 Jun 24 at 03:52 PDT
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Masturbating to pictures of dead animals.
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2015 Jun 24 at 17:51 PDT
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Nezumi
Asshole Admin
2005 Mar 26 • 783
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a penis in a shot glass
Alien cover-ups, false flag operations, and military experiments with _! It's all here in my manifesto!
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2015 Jun 25 at 21:42 PDT
— Ed. 2015 Jun 26 at 05:44 PDT
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Damn it! I got _____ jammed in the wheel well again.
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2015 Jun 25 at 22:55 PDT
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Beard stroking
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2015 Jun 26 at 09:47 PDT
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Porn starch
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2015 Jun 26 at 23:44 PDT
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Man, Pizza is a lot better with ____ on it!
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2015 Jun 30 at 12:07 PDT
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Nezumi
Asshole Admin
2005 Mar 26 • 783
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a gigantic eyeball on a stalk
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2015 Jul 7 at 05:31 PDT
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A roller coaster designed to kill everyone on it
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2015 Jul 8 at 20:47 PDT
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Nezumi
Asshole Admin
2005 Mar 26 • 783
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two F-bombs and an odd number of titties
doing surgery on LSD
a rape gorilla (c.f. "My doctor says I need a rape gorilla before I can get water")
pendulous breasts
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2015 Jul 9 at 03:26 PDT
— Ed. 2015 Jul 11 at 06:42 PDT
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Getting PG Thirteened to death.
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2015 Jul 10 at 10:55 PDT
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A starving fat-ass.
A fluffy bumblebee.
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2015 Jul 11 at 12:56 PDT
— Ed. 2015 Jul 11 at 13:26 PDT
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A bed strewn with the organs of thirty-two babies.
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2015 Jul 11 at 13:18 PDT
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aaronjer
*****'n Admin
2005 Mar 21 • 4940
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farting like a bagpipe
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2015 Jul 12 at 22:26 PDT
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Asshole Admin
2005 Mar 26 • 783
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2015 Jul 14 at 03:57 PDT
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I was reading reddit and:
amniotic fluid
my baby door
hot grills
my person
four cheese wheels
a souped-up Segway
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2015 Jul 15 at 10:37 PDT
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Nezumi
Asshole Admin
2005 Mar 26 • 783
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danglin' out there all pink and naked
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I heard a story about a boy who defeated _______ with nothing more than _______.
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2015 Jul 19 at 12:26 PDT
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Nezumi
Asshole Admin
2005 Mar 26 • 783
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several children
maximum attitude
a mystery wrapped in an enigma
My financial analyst had advised me against investing all my money in _.
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— Ed. 2015 Jul 27 at 00:55 PDT
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