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Milking the dog
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2015 Oct 8 at 04:00 UTC
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A baby Jesus imposter
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2015 Oct 9 at 02:23 UTC
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Damn, I feel like dragon trainer. I just keep posting.
Doing a bad job at pooping
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2015 Oct 10 at 00:31 UTC
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aaronjer
*****'n Admin
2005 Mar 21 • 5105
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Doing your best and trying your hardest.
Ridding the carcass of any diseases.
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2015 Oct 10 at 00:59 UTC
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Free range code monkeys
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2015 Oct 12 at 01:15 UTC
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Breaking all of your legs.
and a black card
Apparently, _____ is a dance move in the hip-hop community.
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2015 Oct 14 at 20:21 UTC
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Nezumi
Asshole Admin
2005 Mar 27 • 821
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a spicy banana aftertaste
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2015 Oct 15 at 08:05 UTC
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Maximum bitch mode
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2015 Oct 15 at 23:12 UTC
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NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse
2005 Mar 23 • 1871
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a poisonous bosom snake
(thanks, John Milton!)
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
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2015 Oct 15 at 23:57 UTC
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Nezumi
Asshole Admin
2005 Mar 27 • 821
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an intangible idea
a stink bug (as long as no one thinks we have too many bug cards)
tainted love
an abomination unto God
a complete set of cybernetic implants
some guy named Darryl
this spring's hottest new fashions
a bunch of kids
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2015 Oct 17 at 05:26 UTC
— Ed. 2015 Oct 29 at 12:48 UTC
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A piñata of flesh
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2015 Oct 20 at 21:43 UTC
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The hygiene fairy
Hugs and kisses
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2015 Oct 29 at 05:40 UTC
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Nezumi said: some guy named Darryl
Holy crap this one works.
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2015 Oct 29 at 20:34 UTC
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Nezumi
Asshole Admin
2005 Mar 27 • 821
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BonerQuest! Chapter 7, in which our randy hero must overcome _.
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2015 Nov 1 at 08:05 UTC
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"kids are calling it "_" and it's not what you think"
10 hours of vacuum cleaner noises
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2015 Nov 11 at 08:25 UTC
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Being judged by a 9 year old
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2015 Nov 13 at 05:06 UTC
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Nezumi
Asshole Admin
2005 Mar 27 • 821
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Via Dan (& co):
Ask your doctor if _ is right for you. Side effects may include _, _, and dry mouth.
69, missionary, and doggy style.
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2015 Nov 14 at 06:17 UTC
— Ed. 2015 Nov 16 at 01:52 UTC
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The moment when you realize your girlfriend's strap on isn't a strap on
A Jew wrapped in bacon
I don't even like ham that much...
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2015 Nov 16 at 18:30 UTC
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Overdosing on Viagra and laxatives.
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2015 Nov 17 at 04:25 UTC
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The rumors are greatly exaggerated; I don't NEED _.
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2015 Nov 17 at 07:54 UTC
— Ed. 2015 Nov 17 at 07:58 UTC
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Nezumi
Asshole Admin
2005 Mar 27 • 821
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In honor of the delicious cookies that Superjer has been baking, and this Achewood:
I found out your cookies taste so bad because there's _ baked in to every single one.
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2015 Nov 18 at 09:54 UTC
— Ed. 2015 Nov 18 at 09:54 UTC
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NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse
2005 Mar 23 • 1871
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I think that, in honor of that comic, "Public wine" also needs to be a black card.
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
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2015 Nov 18 at 16:31 UTC
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Santa porn
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2015 Nov 20 at 07:33 UTC
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Not so special needy children
I drink to forget but I always remember.
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2015 Nov 20 at 20:26 UTC
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Two new white card suggestions:
-Metal internet box
-When Jordan talks
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