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Milking the dog
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2015 Oct 7 at 21:00 PDT
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A baby Jesus imposter
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2015 Oct 8 at 19:23 PDT
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Damn, I feel like dragon trainer. I just keep posting.
Doing a bad job at pooping
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2015 Oct 9 at 17:31 PDT
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aaronjer
*****'n Admin
2005 Mar 21 • 4940
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Doing your best and trying your hardest.
Ridding the carcass of any diseases.
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2015 Oct 9 at 17:59 PDT
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Free range code monkeys
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2015 Oct 11 at 18:15 PDT
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Breaking all of your legs.
and a black card
Apparently, _____ is a dance move in the hip-hop community.
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2015 Oct 14 at 13:21 PDT
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Nezumi
Asshole Admin
2005 Mar 26 • 785
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a spicy banana aftertaste
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2015 Oct 15 at 01:05 PDT
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Maximum bitch mode
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2015 Oct 15 at 16:12 PDT
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NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse
2005 Mar 22 • 1871
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a poisonous bosom snake
(thanks, John Milton!)
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
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2015 Oct 15 at 16:57 PDT
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Nezumi
Asshole Admin
2005 Mar 26 • 785
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an intangible idea
a stink bug (as long as no one thinks we have too many bug cards)
tainted love
an abomination unto God
a complete set of cybernetic implants
some guy named Darryl
this spring's hottest new fashions
a bunch of kids
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2015 Oct 16 at 22:26 PDT
— Ed. 2015 Oct 29 at 05:48 PDT
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A piñata of flesh
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2015 Oct 20 at 14:43 PDT
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The hygiene fairy
Hugs and kisses
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2015 Oct 28 at 22:40 PDT
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Nezumi said: some guy named Darryl
Holy crap this one works.
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2015 Oct 29 at 13:34 PDT
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Nezumi
Asshole Admin
2005 Mar 26 • 785
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BonerQuest! Chapter 7, in which our randy hero must overcome _.
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2015 Nov 1 at 01:05 PDT
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"kids are calling it "_" and it's not what you think"
10 hours of vacuum cleaner noises
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2015 Nov 11 at 00:25 PST
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Being judged by a 9 year old
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2015 Nov 12 at 21:06 PST
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Nezumi
Asshole Admin
2005 Mar 26 • 785
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Via Dan (& co):
Ask your doctor if _ is right for you. Side effects may include _, _, and dry mouth.
69, missionary, and doggy style.
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2015 Nov 13 at 22:17 PST
— Ed. 2015 Nov 15 at 17:52 PST
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The moment when you realize your girlfriend's strap on isn't a strap on
A Jew wrapped in bacon
I don't even like ham that much...
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2015 Nov 16 at 10:30 PST
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Overdosing on Viagra and laxatives.
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2015 Nov 16 at 20:25 PST
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The rumors are greatly exaggerated; I don't NEED _.
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2015 Nov 16 at 23:54 PST
— Ed. 2015 Nov 16 at 23:58 PST
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Nezumi
Asshole Admin
2005 Mar 26 • 785
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In honor of the delicious cookies that Superjer has been baking, and this Achewood:
I found out your cookies taste so bad because there's _ baked in to every single one.
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2015 Nov 18 at 01:54 PST
— Ed. 2015 Nov 18 at 01:54 PST
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NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse
2005 Mar 22 • 1871
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I think that, in honor of that comic, "Public wine" also needs to be a black card.
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
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2015 Nov 18 at 08:31 PST
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Santa porn
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2015 Nov 19 at 23:33 PST
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Not so special needy children
I drink to forget but I always remember.
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2015 Nov 20 at 12:26 PST
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Two new white card suggestions:
-Metal internet box
-When Jordan talks
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2015 Nov 22 at 01:10 PST
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