WHITE CARDS:
The most intimate details for your life.
Rhythmic pounding
Inviting the cops!
The year of the cat.
Befuddlin' mah dumb cracker mind!
35-year-old high school students
FUTURISTIC SPACE SHIP!
A van down by the river.
One night in Bangkok.
A planet where apes evolved from men.
A GODDAMN SEXASAURUS REX!
The rusted chassis of a '68 Impala!
Slash and burn shaving.
A finely sculpted buttocks.
Chocolate chip juice.
Hula hoops and dungarees.
Wall-mounted keyboards.
A madhouse! A madhouse!
MY SKULL!
My judo bikini
Huge Angular Red Marshmallows.
Skeet Kendo
Solid balsawood, baby!
A battalion of ruthless killer cyborgs.
Vietnam War 2.
Braunschweiger, cars with heaters that don't work, and identification papers
Ultimate test of cerebral fitness.
A healthy eight-and-a-half-pound pork roast.
The battle between good and evil.
Giant Puppet Invasion!
Countrytime Pink Lemonade
Buns of Steel videos.
An electron sex party.
The "World of Barnacles" exhibit.
A respected neurosurgeon!
A three room Japanese apartment.
Noble band of choreographers.
The Roji-Panty Complex.
BLACK CARDS:
Between the time of ___ and the rise of ___, there was an age undreamed of.
If ___ is sure to result in victory, then you must fight.
This will turn you into ___
Whaddya know — we aren't at war with ____.
Men should not have___.
Put ___ in your mouth and clap your hands.
Attention, people of Earth! This is ____speaking!
Arrgh! Sixteen men on ___!
Ladies and Gentlemen, I'm going to suggest to this man that ___ is in danger.
____ is useless, but scare the crap outta me anyway.
Your attempt to get little Susie what's-her-name drunk on lime vodka ended with___
How dare you insult my knowledge of___!
Have you been shaving ___ with this again?
At the end of the day, as long as there's two people left on the planet, someone's going to want___.
___ Now that's a porno name if I ever head one! Not that I've ever heard one!
That's not ___. THIS, is ___.
___? Well, as long as they learn to taste good, I don't really care.
There is only one rule in ____. ____!
____ said no one ever.
I met a strange lady, she made me nervous. She took me in and gave me___.
Be honest with us. ___ really gets your blood going.
Back to the rusting septic system of this____.
Its like a ___. You don't want to stare, but you cant look away.
It's ___ that that Yeats spoke of.
___ The President's unimaginative campaign slogan.
You think you can't get hurt, Doctor, because this is America? ____ and all that jazz?
That is not a woman! That's___!
My job is to keep ____ on the table, and nobody asks me how I do it!
___. . . it must be the future!
You know how some movies inspire you to make your own movie? This one inspires me to make ____
Her mother doesn't like anything. Especially____.
___ stars as ___ in this years most thrilling, action packed, cyber adventure.
I'm starting to agree with the Taliban militia: ___ should not be allowed.
There is three kinds of ___. Those who seek strength. Those who live for pride. And those who are___.
___ has become a killing word.
The only thing needed for ___ to triumph is for good men to do nothing.
Now is not the time for ___. That comes later.
Forward progress is made with a snake-like slither and a vigorous thrashing of ___.
One town's very like another when your head's down over ___, brother
Does the Coast Guard have a lot of use for___?
Every year of my life, I grow more and more convinced that the wisest and best is to fix our attention on ___ and ___...
Alright ___ , you're up. Make us proud.
___ makes a hard man humble.
You are ___ compared to me!
I thought I was being attacked, and I defended myself with ____.
These names are all Russian for____.
So, the premise of this movie is that everyone is____.
When ___ is in ashes, you have my permission to die.
You didn't think you were the only one? ___ was the first ___.
This could've been you, and don't you forget it! Better go back to ___.
If ___ were in the Olympics, Finland would be in great shape!
Life is short. Life is hard. Life is like ____
The KGB has ___under surveillance!
Whoa! I didn't think they had many ____ left in Narnia!
I am judge, jury, and ___.
What if ___ was the best a man could get?
Huh, would you look at that: ____! Even had it underlined!
Hey, I'm experiencing___, and frankly... I LOVE IT!
I hope ___ didn't land on ____ in the front yard.
This ____ can be yours if The Price is Right!
This movie is just ___ and asses!
___ in the projection room! Guess we can't watch the movie!
I get my ___above the waistline, sunshine!
Typical Irishmen, bringing ____ to a car fight!
Well, they couldn't shoot at night because the night belongs to ___.
Throughout human history, ____ has been the first activity of explorers of any new region.
What if Gillette WAS the best a man could get?
