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jeff is wizlord said: Nezumi said: a humorless Japanese businessman
the last wish of a dying man
Read Nintendo's article about the new president huh?
Article? Link?
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2015 Sep 14 at 14:21 PDT
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I just read about that myself! I'm pretty sure the announcement came after Nezumi's post.
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2015 Sep 14 at 21:04 PDT
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2015 Sep 15 at 07:05 PDT
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NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse
2005 Mar 22 • 1871
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I kind of want to combine Nez' submissions into:
The dying wish of a humorless Japanese businessman.
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
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2015 Sep 15 at 07:37 PDT
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Nezumi
Asshole Admin
2005 Mar 26 • 786
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I'm down.
And:
the most sensitive part of my body
(This tested awfully well)
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2015 Sep 16 at 04:02 PDT
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aaronjer
*****'n Admin
2005 Mar 21 • 4940
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Fat-shaming your dead kids.
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2015 Sep 18 at 11:19 PDT
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Nezumi
Asshole Admin
2005 Mar 26 • 786
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a cold hearted assassin
After last week's stunning victory, the wrestler earned his nickname "_".
an aggressive tickler
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2015 Sep 20 at 17:25 PDT
— Ed. 2015 Sep 22 at 06:25 PDT
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Throwing a 9 year old.
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2015 Sep 28 at 23:15 PDT
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hauling rocks for the elderly
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2015 Sep 30 at 01:15 PDT
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your grandmother, who loves you
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2015 Oct 1 at 03:31 PDT
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A blank slate
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2015 Oct 1 at 12:55 PDT
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Laughing until you bust a nut.
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2015 Oct 1 at 16:30 PDT
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Selling the kids for food.
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2015 Oct 1 at 19:32 PDT
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Getting business tips in bed.
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2015 Oct 2 at 14:59 PDT
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Signa said: Getting business tips in bed.
I like how I can read this at least two different ways?
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2015 Oct 2 at 15:29 PDT
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Nezumi
Asshole Admin
2005 Mar 26 • 786
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Getting _ back out of a volcano is next to impossible.
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2015 Oct 2 at 22:04 PDT
— Ed. 2015 Oct 3 at 22:15 PDT
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aaronjer
*****'n Admin
2005 Mar 21 • 4940
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mom
dad
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2015 Oct 3 at 02:52 PDT
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___, Golden Corral's new slogan
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2015 Oct 3 at 08:30 PDT
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Nezumi said: Getting _ back pot of a volcano is nearly impossible.
Is that English? I don't understand it one bit.
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2015 Oct 3 at 13:24 PDT
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Nezumi
Asshole Admin
2005 Mar 26 • 786
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Fixed it.
sobbing silently to yourself as the night closes in
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2015 Oct 3 at 22:16 PDT
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Adjustment to nezumi's:
"Oh no! ___ fell in the volcano. I'm going to go try to retrieve it."
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2015 Oct 4 at 02:44 PDT
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Nezumi
Asshole Admin
2005 Mar 26 • 786
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compressed gas
answers to all of life's questions
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2015 Oct 6 at 04:51 PDT
— Ed. 2015 Oct 6 at 21:59 PDT
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"That feeling"
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2015 Oct 6 at 12:39 PDT
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A cat, but upside down.
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2015 Oct 6 at 14:41 PDT
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jeff is wizlord said: A cat, but upside down.
Like, falling? Or like, on back with paws up acting all playful but really waiting to strike?
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2015 Oct 6 at 15:07 PDT
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