SRAW
Rocket Man
2007 Nov 6 • 2525
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2014 Jan 30 at 10:44 PST
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Nezumi
Asshole Admin
2005 Mar 26 • 783
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2014 Feb 2 at 03:09 PST
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Good one.
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2014 Feb 2 at 22:02 PST
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aaronjer
*****'n Admin
2005 Mar 21 • 4940
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That should be "a good one", Supes.
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2014 Feb 3 at 11:46 PST
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"Hookers in the trunk"
I drink to forget but I always remember.
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2014 Feb 3 at 20:51 PST
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Nezumi
Asshole Admin
2005 Mar 26 • 783
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"A noodle sorcerer"
Also,
"Farting in my sleep"
I like how specific that phrasing is, but "Farting while sleeping" my be more broadly applicable?
Discuss.
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2014 Feb 10 at 18:43 PST
— Ed. 2014 Feb 10 at 20:03 PST
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NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse
2005 Mar 22 • 1871
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I feel like "Farting in my sleep" is the type of phrasing that often paired well with OG questions like "How am I maintaining my relationship status?"
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2014 Feb 10 at 21:55 PST
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aaronjer
*****'n Admin
2005 Mar 21 • 4940
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"Do not make sexual advances unless you are given ____"
"The key is to choose ____ wisely instead of being enslaved by the whims of the many."
Non-human animals
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2014 Feb 13 at 14:28 PST
— Ed. 2014 Feb 13 at 14:33 PST
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NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse
2005 Mar 22 • 1871
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"Dubious girl."
Also Jeff wants me to add
"The Leeman's Halfway House for Silly Girls."
I will also accept "The Halfway House for Silly Girls." but I don't know if Jeff will.
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2014 Feb 13 at 20:13 PST
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Outcast
My points value is a hilarious example of numerical humor.
2009 Dec 13 • 566
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___ could be used as a sexual toy.
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2014 Feb 14 at 02:32 PST
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"Fuck Jeff, nobody likes his lame ______, anyways."
"Check out ______, my new ______ cover-band!"
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2014 Feb 15 at 20:38 PST
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"Radicalizing the natives."
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2014 Feb 19 at 22:04 PST
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NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse
2005 Mar 22 • 1871
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"Forgetting about the whole universe"
and from tonight
"Giving birth to a prosthetic baby"
I leave the bit about giving a prosthetic penis a hand job, possibly with a prosthetic hand, to everyone else's discretion.
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2014 Feb 21 at 23:59 PST
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The thin veneer of causality that underlies porn.
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2014 Mar 7 at 20:22 PST
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NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse
2005 Mar 22 • 1871
574 ₧
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a SKELETON!
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2014 Mar 7 at 22:46 PST
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Nezumi
Asshole Admin
2005 Mar 26 • 783
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I was trying to come up with twofers where the blanks don't necessarily have anything to do with eachother, thus:
"In this outrageous new comedy, two best friends and ___ take a road trip, and discover ___ along the way."
Edit: Ok, I gave this a test run and got "In this outrageous new comedy, two best friends and a berserk horse take a road trip, and discover unbridled fury along the way.
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2014 Mar 13 at 23:33 PDT
— Ed. 2014 Mar 13 at 23:38 PDT
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NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse
2005 Mar 22 • 1871
574 ₧
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I think it's a sign that you have a keeper there.
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2014 Mar 14 at 11:33 PDT
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I like it. I'll add that and most of the rest of these on the next round of updates.
ALSO someday I will finish the damn code too. I think I would have already if I didn't have the URI from hell for the last 4 weeks.
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2014 Mar 14 at 15:00 PDT
— Ed. 2014 Mar 14 at 15:00 PDT
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Crytax
Ph. D in Cryonics
2006 Apr 26 • 703
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BLACK CARDS
For the convention I cosplayed as Sailor Moon, except with ____.
The worst part of Grave of the Fireflies is all the ____.
In the Evangelion remake, Shinji has to deal with ____.
You evaded my ____ attack. Most impressive.
The magical girl found the Power of Love useless against ____.
No harem anime is complete without ____.
The new thing in Japan is fetish cafes where you can see girls dressed up as ____.
Alignment: Chaotic____.
D&D 4.0 isn't real D&D because of the ____.
Worst character concept ever: ___, but with ____.
Pathfinder is basically D&D with ____.
In the grim darkness of the future there is only ___.
Somehow they made a cute mascot out of ___.
You are all at a tavern when ___ approaches you.
WHITE CARDS
Horny catgirls.
Japanese people.
Body Pillows
A lifelike silicon love doll.
Anime figures fdrenched in jizz.
Suprise sex.
Girls with glasses.
DeviantArt
4Chan
Lovingly animated bouncing boobs.
Exchanging Poky for sexual favors.
A natural 20.
Pissing on Gary Gygax's grave.
Grinding levels.
White privilege.
Bribing the GM with sexual favors.
Euro-centric fantasy.
Nude LARPing.
Steampunk bullshit.
Dump stats.
Spoilers.
Another dimension.
Fangirls
Consensual tentacle rape.
40 gigs of hentai.
What if Gillette WAS the best a man could get?
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2014 Mar 15 at 22:44 PDT
— Ed. 2014 Mar 15 at 22:48 PDT
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NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse
2005 Mar 22 • 1871
574 ₧
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Hotboxing a cat.
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2014 Mar 16 at 12:48 PDT
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Nezumi
Asshole Admin
2005 Mar 26 • 783
175 ₧
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Cry-Zumi combo cards
"Cool ranch flavored scuba air."
"Smoky chipotle flavored scuba air."
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2014 Mar 16 at 23:27 PDT
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NatureJay said: Hotboxing a cat.
Thank you for doing your part to address the concerning lack of hotboxing cards in the game so far.
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2014 Mar 20 at 11:22 PDT
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Kelli said: NatureJay said: Hotboxing a cat.
Thank you for doing your part to address the concerning lack of hotboxing cards in the game so far. But now we also have an excess of scuba air cards.
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2014 Mar 20 at 16:50 PDT
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NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse
2005 Mar 22 • 1871
574 ₧
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SuperJer said: Kelli said: NatureJay said: Hotboxing a cat.
Thank you for doing your part to address the concerning lack of hotboxing cards in the game so far. But now we also have an excess of scuba air cards. Does this mean it's too late to suggest "hotboxing while wearing a scuba rebreather"? 
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2014 Mar 21 at 12:42 PDT
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Yes, sorry. The time for that has come and gone.
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2014 Mar 22 at 20:36 PDT
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