Nezumi
Asshole Admin
2005 Mar 26 • 784
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One thousand scorpions
The new summer blockbuster targeted at tweens features a girl with _ and a mysterious boy who fights _.
(A bunch of my black cards wind up being movies...)
I promised my kids that they could get _ for Christmas.
(I added the words 'that they could get' in there because it makes some of the verby cards work better, but they still don't work all that well. Maybe the card would be better without those words? Any thoughts?)
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2014 May 30 at 16:54 PDT
— Ed. 2014 May 30 at 17:08 PDT
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Puking back and forth forever.
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2014 May 30 at 19:08 PDT
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Following your boner around the room.
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2014 May 30 at 19:12 PDT
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Tomfoolerism
Tomfoolerology
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2014 May 30 at 20:30 PDT
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Nezumi
Asshole Admin
2005 Mar 26 • 784
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2014 Jun 2 at 01:30 PDT
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NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse
2005 Mar 22 • 1871
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A thin strand of poop connecting the head to the butt [or however you wish to phrase it]
Dick-fencing
Mumbo-jumbo
Flim-flam
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2014 Jun 2 at 13:31 PDT
— Ed. 2014 Jun 2 at 13:32 PDT
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I think it is traditionally:
A little line of poop from your head to your butt.
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2014 Jun 2 at 16:05 PDT
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Nezumi
Asshole Admin
2005 Mar 26 • 784
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2014 Jun 2 at 17:09 PDT
— Ed. 2014 Jun 5 at 01:10 PDT
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NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse
2005 Mar 22 • 1871
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Turing, you mean.
[One of my professors is writing a book about him!   ]
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2014 Jun 2 at 23:57 PDT
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Grato.... was that a Turing test or a Turin test you so famously passed?
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2014 Jun 3 at 11:43 PDT
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NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse
2005 Mar 22 • 1871
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SuperJer said: Grato.... was that a Turing test or a Turin test you so famously passed?
The answer is shrouded in mystery 
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2014 Jun 3 at 11:56 PDT
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aaronjer
*****'n Admin
2005 Mar 21 • 4940
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Alan Tudyk was not chemically castrated. That card is stupid.
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2014 Jun 3 at 13:27 PDT
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Nezumi
Asshole Admin
2005 Mar 26 • 784
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and:
jammin' body parts in the juicer
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2014 Jun 3 at 14:30 PDT
— Ed. 2014 Jun 3 at 14:43 PDT
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Tu·ring test
noun
noun: Turing test; plural noun: Turing tests
a test to determine if one is human
Tu·rin test
noun
noun: Turin test; plural noun: Turin tests
a test to determine if one is Jesus
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2014 Jun 3 at 17:34 PDT
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SRAW
Rocket Man
2007 Nov 6 • 2525
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___ test, a test to determine if you are _______.
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2014 Jun 3 at 18:33 PDT
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Nezumi
Asshole Admin
2005 Mar 26 • 784
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2014 Jun 3 at 21:52 PDT
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I'm starting to think we have a lot of poop cards.
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2014 Jun 4 at 09:04 PDT
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NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse
2005 Mar 22 • 1871
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SuperJer said: I'm starting to think we have a lot of poop cards.
I was also thinking this moments ago. Maybe we're all seven-years-old.
Potent neurotoxins.
A human face.
Quetzalcoatl.
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2014 Jun 4 at 10:52 PDT
— Ed. 2014 Jun 4 at 11:19 PDT
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Good start on diluting the poop with neurotoxins and such.
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2014 Jun 4 at 13:32 PDT
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NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse
2005 Mar 22 • 1871
574 ₧
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A full head of teeth.
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2014 Jun 4 at 15:21 PDT
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NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse
2005 Mar 22 • 1871
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The Terrible Secret of Space.
A crown of femurs.
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2014 Jun 4 at 20:48 PDT
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Robotic beer wenches
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2014 Jun 5 at 00:59 PDT
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Nezumi
Asshole Admin
2005 Mar 26 • 784
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feeling fat and sassy
a dusty butthole
Also, for NJ's crown of femurs card, I got:
"A crown of femurs begins where counting the dead sons ends."
the mysteries of childbirth
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2014 Jun 5 at 12:33 PDT
— Ed. 2014 Jun 5 at 18:03 PDT
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NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse
2005 Mar 22 • 1871
574 ₧
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We have a few black cards that are total trainwrecks right now and I'll admit, some of that is my fault. I should have been testing things better from the get-go. I think that
The only failure a man ought to fear is failure of cleaving to ______ he sees to be best.
could be fixed by changing it to
The only failure a man ought to fear is the failure to cling to ______ he sees to be best.
but I don't know if that would make it funny. I think it would just get it to make more natural a phrasing.
I'm also submitting as a new/replacement black card, to push out one of the ones that's just way too fucking long:
If you're still having trouble with "that thing," I know _____ could help you out.
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2014 Jun 7 at 01:42 PDT
— Ed. 2014 Jun 7 at 01:43 PDT
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NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse
2005 Mar 22 • 1871
574 ₧
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Black card 2fer
Witnesses claim the incident began with an argument over _ and escalated until the victim was killed by _.
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2014 Jun 8 at 18:05 PDT
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