Nezumi
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2005 Mar 26 • 783
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I forgot to mention, but my previous suggestion should be a play 1.
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2015 Apr 4 at 06:20 PDT
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Pierced butt cheeks
Poking all the little bugs
Taking time off your hands
A coarse wind (courtesy of Timlund)
Ball peeking
Chafing jeans
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2015 Apr 5 at 18:19 PDT
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A night of gentle flatulence (from Paul)
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2015 Apr 5 at 18:25 PDT
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WTF is ball peeking?
And can it be butt cheek piercings or my butt cheek piercings?
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2015 Apr 5 at 18:38 PDT
— Ed. 2015 Apr 5 at 18:39 PDT
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Nezumi
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2005 Mar 26 • 783
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2015 Apr 6 at 20:59 PDT
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aaronjer
*****'n Admin
2005 Mar 21 • 4940
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a mass of lymphatic tissue
debriding biological tissue
a gynecologic procedure
dilation of the uterus
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2015 Apr 7 at 00:27 PDT
— Ed. 2015 Apr 7 at 00:32 PDT
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Nezumi
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2005 Mar 26 • 783
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2015 Apr 7 at 00:42 PDT
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SuperJer said: WTF is ball peeking?
And can it be butt cheek piercings or my butt cheek piercings?
Whatever tickles your bum the most lovingly. I imagine ball peeking is when you wear draw string shorts and they ride up just enough that yer boys peek out. In retrospect, it sounds dumb.
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2015 Apr 8 at 07:06 PDT
— Ed. 2015 Apr 8 at 07:10 PDT
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I like the concept but maybe there's a better way to say it?
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2015 Apr 8 at 17:21 PDT
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Oh definitely. Trying to think of a better way to say it. An unintentional scrotum slip?
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2015 Apr 9 at 07:04 PDT
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It is easier to ______ at the beginning than at the end.
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2015 Apr 10 at 12:17 PDT
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Nezumi
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2005 Mar 26 • 783
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2015 Apr 10 at 20:12 PDT
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Nezumi
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2005 Mar 26 • 783
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We have so many leopard white cards, but no leopard black card, so:
Although leopards are smaller than most other members of the Panthera genus, they are able to take large prey due to _.
(Original text in the blank was 'their large skulls' which may already be a white card...)
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2015 Apr 10 at 20:24 PDT
— Ed. 2015 Apr 10 at 20:25 PDT
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Smearing blood all over the bathroom.
My bruised thighs.
Hall and Oates
A leather jacket full of oats.
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2015 Apr 10 at 21:27 PDT
— Ed. 2015 Apr 10 at 21:47 PDT
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aaronjer
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2005 Mar 21 • 4940
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handcuffing a four-year-old
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2015 Apr 11 at 03:37 PDT
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Nezumi
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2005 Mar 26 • 783
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Tomorrow the city is throwing a ticker-tape to celebrate _.
It has been prophesied that the young king will eventually be killed by _.
a vague prophesy
a stroke of genius
Chimps in the wild have been observed using _ to forage for food.
Populations of endangered rhinoceros are threatened by _ and _.
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2015 Apr 12 at 17:58 PDT
— Ed. 2015 Apr 13 at 04:28 PDT
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panicking in a Subaru
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2015 Apr 15 at 20:09 PDT
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Nezumi
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2005 Mar 26 • 783
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pickle liquor (this is a real thing, but not what it sounds like. Also not what it sounds like if you say it out loud)
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2015 Apr 16 at 03:04 PDT
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aaronjer
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2005 Mar 21 • 4940
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Two bats in a giant pair of pajamas.
Thank you, Zelda.
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2015 Apr 17 at 01:00 PDT
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Unknown assailants
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2015 Apr 17 at 14:49 PDT
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Nezumi said: pickle liquor (this is a real thing, but not what it sounds like. Also not what it sounds like if you say it out loud)
What does it sound like, Nezroomi?
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2015 Apr 17 at 14:57 PDT
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Nezumi
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2005 Mar 26 • 783
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Liquor made from pickles, or 'pickle licker'.
and:
Traditionally, vampires and other undead are repelled by _.
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2015 Apr 17 at 17:39 PDT
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Laughing with a mouth full of blood.
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2015 Apr 18 at 18:13 PDT
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That was a response to Garyjer's newest black card and a suggestion. It works great already!
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2015 Apr 18 at 18:14 PDT
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Farting with hemorrhoids.
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2015 Apr 18 at 18:16 PDT
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