Nezumi
Asshole Admin
2005 Mar 26 • 786
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Since I deserve it, I am going to reward myself with _.
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Crytax
Ph. D in Cryonics
2006 Apr 26 • 703
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Conversations at work have generated these following gems:
Tinny uranium rods
Playing in the paint
A truck full of ladders
A creepy J-pop idol
Taking the scissor-lift for a joyride
Rolling a golfcart
Recounting your holes
What if Gillette WAS the best a man could get?
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2015 Feb 4 at 19:50 PST
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Crytax
Ph. D in Cryonics
2006 Apr 26 • 703
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Stylish racism
A stylish racist
What if Gillette WAS the best a man could get?
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2015 Feb 5 at 20:26 PST
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NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse
2005 Mar 22 • 1871
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Crytax said: Stylish racism
A stylish racist
I think that the "Tasteful blackface" card renders those redundant, Cryson 
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
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2015 Feb 6 at 00:49 PST
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aaronjer
*****'n Admin
2005 Mar 21 • 4940
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Giant blue spiders and flies that have nothing to do
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2015 Feb 6 at 14:59 PST
— Ed. 2015 Feb 6 at 15:00 PST
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aaronjer
*****'n Admin
2005 Mar 21 • 4940
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Crytax said: A truck full of ladders
I like this one, the rest are meh.
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2015 Feb 6 at 15:01 PST
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The three techniques of Sumo Wrestling: _, _ and _.
Female breast tissue.
Porn of people from around the office.
Blacking out and making a sex sound.
Gently setting the dog down in the flames.
Christopher Lloyd holding a dog.
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2015 Feb 6 at 22:53 PST
— Ed. 2015 Feb 6 at 23:32 PST
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Let _ host your next party, providing _ like you've never seen before.
Enjoy _ with a brand new twist: _.
Banquet style dining: the buttermilk, the classic, _.
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2015 Feb 8 at 13:31 PST
— Ed. 2015 Feb 8 at 13:32 PST
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The best cure for ___ is a large ___.
Am I doing it right?
...and that's the bottom line because Mate de Vita said so.
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2015 Feb 12 at 09:02 PST
— Ed. 2015 Feb 12 at 09:03 PST
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Mate de Vita said: The best cure for ___ is a large ___.
Am I doing it right?
Not quite. Most of the white cards are in the form article-noun like "A thing" and it doesn't make sense to say "a large a thing."
Sometimes the white cards are plural, like "snakes" but it still doesn't work to say "a large snakes."
The white cards are either nouns, with optional articles and adjectives, or they are present continuous verbs, like "jumping up and down" or "finding out my first husband was still alive."
Every once in a while we'll accept one that doesn't fit in these categories b/c it just happens to work in a lot of black cards. But that is rare.
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2015 Feb 12 at 11:41 PST
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aaronjer
*****'n Admin
2005 Mar 21 • 4940
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Filthy Clown Rump
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2015 Feb 12 at 21:40 PST
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Straight from Atojer's dreamland:
Don't stand downwind of me! I have ______.
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2015 Feb 13 at 17:33 PST
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An asshole pie in a mason jar.
An alabaster retard.
Fresh beer brewed here.
If you want _ done right, you have to do _ yourself.
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2015 Feb 13 at 21:13 PST
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A romantic coughing session
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2015 Feb 14 at 15:00 PST
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aaronjer
*****'n Admin
2005 Mar 21 • 4940
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smiling ladies in caves
a bat crawling up your peehole
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2015 Feb 17 at 01:54 PST
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How about a tiny bat crawling up your peehole just to really hammer it home?
Also. Black card.
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2015 Feb 17 at 14:47 PST
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a slippery Chris Farley baby
the stretchiest boyhole
Tim adds: getting pumped full of rope
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2015 Feb 18 at 01:49 PST
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Crytax
Ph. D in Cryonics
2006 Apr 26 • 703
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A glove compartment full of Maxi Pads
Illegally modifying a red wagon
Logged out forever
What if Gillette WAS the best a man could get?
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2015 Feb 18 at 21:14 PST
— Ed. 2015 Feb 19 at 19:07 PST
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A gasoline enema.
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2015 Feb 20 at 13:36 PST
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An unsheathed penis monster
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2015 Feb 21 at 22:18 PST
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An inch into the knee.
A wiggly meat tube.
A fluid-filled body cavity.
A sticky, quick-hardening slime.
The transferred sperm cells are kept in _, where they can remain viable for longer periods.
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2015 Feb 27 at 21:14 PST
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A sucking chest wound
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2015 Mar 1 at 15:02 PST
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SuperJer said: A gasoline enema.
Wat
melloyellow582 said: I post sometimes, to make a point.
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2015 Mar 2 at 12:10 PST
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Gasoline is pretty good for cleaning, right?
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2015 Mar 2 at 14:40 PST
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Gut-wrenching testimony.
The chocolate object.
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2015 Mar 5 at 23:50 PST
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