Superjer Against Humanity Suggestions.

Superjer Against Humanity Suggestions.

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Nezumi
Asshole Admin

1-Up Medal
2005 Mar 27 • 817
175 ₧
Since I deserve it, I am going to reward myself with _.
 
 
 
2015 Feb 5 at 00:10 UTC
Crytax
Ph. D in Cryonics

2006 Apr 26 • 703
11 ₧
Conversations at work have generated these following gems:

Tinny uranium rods

Playing in the paint

A truck full of ladders

A creepy J-pop idol

Taking the scissor-lift for a joyride

Rolling a golfcart

Recounting your holes
What if Gillette WAS the best a man could get?
 
 
 
2015 Feb 5 at 03:50 UTC — Ed. 2015 Feb 5 at 03:53 UTC
Crytax
Ph. D in Cryonics

2006 Apr 26 • 703
11 ₧
Stylish racism

A stylish racist
What if Gillette WAS the best a man could get?
 
 
 
2015 Feb 6 at 04:26 UTC
NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse

Good Conduct Medal
2005 Mar 23 • 1871
574 ₧
Crytax said:
Stylish racism

A stylish racist

I think that the "Tasteful blackface" card renders those redundant, Cryson
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
 
 
 
2015 Feb 6 at 08:49 UTC
aaronjer
*****'n Admin

Comrade General 5-Star
2005 Mar 21 • 5046
1,227 ₧
Giant blue spiders and flies that have nothing to do
 
 
 
2015 Feb 6 at 22:59 UTC — Ed. 2015 Feb 6 at 23:00 UTC
aaronjer
*****'n Admin

Comrade General 5-Star
2005 Mar 21 • 5046
1,227 ₧
Crytax said:
A truck full of ladders


I like this one, the rest are meh.
 
 
 
2015 Feb 6 at 23:01 UTC
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 21 • 6666
The three techniques of Sumo Wrestling: _, _ and _.

Female breast tissue.

Porn of people from around the office.

Blacking out and making a sex sound.

Gently setting the dog down in the flames.

Christopher Lloyd holding a dog.

 
 
 
2015 Feb 7 at 06:53 UTC — Ed. 2015 Feb 7 at 07:32 UTC
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 21 • 6666
Let _ host your next party, providing _ like you've never seen before.

Enjoy _ with a brand new twist: _.

Banquet style dining: the buttermilk, the classic, _.
 
 
 
2015 Feb 8 at 21:31 UTC — Ed. 2015 Feb 8 at 21:32 UTC
Mate de Vita
Kelli

2008 Oct 4 • 2453
159 ₧
The best cure for ___ is a large ___.

Am I doing it right?
...and that's the bottom line because Mate de Vita said so.
 
 
 
2015 Feb 12 at 17:02 UTC — Ed. 2015 Feb 12 at 17:03 UTC
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 21 • 6666
Mate de Vita said:
The best cure for ___ is a large ___.

Am I doing it right?


Not quite. Most of the white cards are in the form article-noun like "A thing" and it doesn't make sense to say "a large a thing."

Sometimes the white cards are plural, like "snakes" but it still doesn't work to say "a large snakes."

The white cards are either nouns, with optional articles and adjectives, or they are present continuous verbs, like "jumping up and down" or "finding out my first husband was still alive."

Every once in a while we'll accept one that doesn't fit in these categories b/c it just happens to work in a lot of black cards. But that is rare.
 
 
 
2015 Feb 12 at 19:41 UTC
aaronjer
*****'n Admin

Comrade General 5-Star
2005 Mar 21 • 5046
1,227 ₧
Filthy Clown Rump
 
 
 
2015 Feb 13 at 05:40 UTC
jeff is wizlord

2014 Nov 13 • 280
Straight from Atojer's dreamland:

Don't stand downwind of me! I have ______.
 
 
 
2015 Feb 14 at 01:33 UTC
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 21 • 6666
An asshole pie in a mason jar.

An alabaster retard.

Fresh beer brewed here.

If you want _ done right, you have to do _ yourself.
 
 
 
2015 Feb 14 at 05:13 UTC
jeff is wizlord

2014 Nov 13 • 280
A romantic coughing session
 
 
 
2015 Feb 14 at 23:00 UTC
aaronjer
*****'n Admin

Comrade General 5-Star
2005 Mar 21 • 5046
1,227 ₧
smiling ladies in caves

a bat crawling up your peehole
 
 
 
2015 Feb 17 at 09:54 UTC
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 21 • 6666
How about a tiny bat crawling up your peehole just to really hammer it home?

Also. Black card.
 
 
 
2015 Feb 17 at 22:47 UTC
CameronLancaster

2014 Feb 20 • 15
a slippery Chris Farley baby
the stretchiest boyhole

Tim adds: getting pumped full of rope
 
 
 
2015 Feb 18 at 09:49 UTC
Crytax
Ph. D in Cryonics

2006 Apr 26 • 703
11 ₧
A glove compartment full of Maxi Pads

Illegally modifying a red wagon

Logged out forever
What if Gillette WAS the best a man could get?
 
 
 
2015 Feb 19 at 05:14 UTC — Ed. 2015 Feb 20 at 03:07 UTC
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 21 • 6666
A gasoline enema.
 
 
 
2015 Feb 20 at 21:36 UTC
jeff is wizlord

2014 Nov 13 • 280
An unsheathed penis monster
 
 
 
2015 Feb 22 at 06:18 UTC
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 21 • 6666
An inch into the knee.
A wiggly meat tube.
A fluid-filled body cavity.
A sticky, quick-hardening slime.

The transferred sperm cells are kept in _, where they can remain viable for longer periods.
 
 
 
2015 Feb 28 at 05:14 UTC — Ed. 2015 Mar 1 at 05:53 UTC
jeff is wizlord

2014 Nov 13 • 280
A sucking chest wound
 
 
 
2015 Mar 1 at 23:02 UTC
fedex _

2009 Mar 23 • 910
13 ₧
SuperJer said:
A gasoline enema.



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melloyellow582 said:
I post sometimes, to make a point.
 
 
 
2015 Mar 2 at 20:10 UTC
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 21 • 6666
Gasoline is pretty good for cleaning, right?
 
 
 
2015 Mar 2 at 22:40 UTC
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 21 • 6666
Gut-wrenching testimony.

The chocolate object.
 
 
 
2015 Mar 6 at 07:50 UTC — Ed. 2015 Mar 7 at 05:41 UTC
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