aaronjer
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2005 Mar 21 • 5046
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It wasn't a dream. We were battling to keep your subconscious mind (the triangle bugs) from devouring your physical form (your parent's house). The shock of having your subconscious cut in twain is what woke you up. I'm happy to have helped.
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2010 May 12 at 20:48 UTC
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Rockbomb
Dog fucker (but in a good way now)
2009 Nov 14 • 2045
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You know why black people only have nightmares?
Cuz the last one to have a dream got shot.
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2010 May 12 at 20:55 UTC
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THAT JOKE IS SO OLD IT SHOULD BE PUT IN THE VAULT WITH WALT DISNEY'S LITTLE MERMAID.
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2010 May 12 at 21:10 UTC
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NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse
2005 Mar 23 • 1871
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My brain doesn't usually phone it in that badly on interpretations. 
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
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2010 May 12 at 22:24 UTC
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sprinkles said: THAT JOKE IS SO OLD IT SHOULD BE PUT IN THE VAULT WITH WALT DISNEY'S LITTLE MERMAID.
MOVEY SUCKED
I drink to forget but I always remember.
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2010 May 13 at 02:20 UTC
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Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse
2007 Oct 19 • 5486
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So, a dream: this one was pretty awesome. It starts quite oddly, I might have been in some kind of school. The bit I definitely remember is that 5 of the rather more overweight girls in the class, if that's what it was, had decided to put on some kind of show that involved lots of dancing and suchlike. There were a few of us watching this (the show now of course being rather irrelevant to the dream) including a very nice looking girl who shifted position slightly; this must have been a couple of minutes in. I made some joke like, "You better watch you don't lie on top of me," smooth operator that I am. Showing that I completely do not know how women or indeed people work she did proceed to lie somewhat on my chest. I feel I should mention that when she moved originally she bumped me slightly which was the prompt for the comment. What can I say, we watched Top Gun last night. And it was awesome.
So anyway this bit gets somewhat fuzzy because I've been awake for a little while now and am forgetting things but the gist is we hit it off. The next section is actually rather inspired aesthetically by Assassin's Creed, I've been playing quite a lot of it recently. We appear to be climbing across rooftops and the like, it's quiet, moonlit, beautiful, all that nonsense. I am showing off somehow - I know this much because my new ladyfriend is very impressed. In fact, we kiss, the conversation turns to... other things, and I hear someone stomping down the stairs of the close presumably on their way to work. I know I was right in the middle of that bloody dream when I woke too! Bastards.
Of course this dream is about wish fulfilment, pure and simple, but I was enjoying it! It was a very nice dream to be part of.
Also, to try to save time to remember as much is possible, I am typing this on my sexy new phone from bed :D
Yes, I called the phone sexy but not the girl. What of it?
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2010 Jun 30 at 07:56 UTC
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i wana make a smart ass re-mark but my cat just threw up on the carpet and i just forgot
I drink to forget but I always remember.
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2010 Jun 30 at 10:03 UTC
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aaronjer
*****'n Admin
2005 Mar 21 • 5046
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Your wish is to have a girl lying across you? Was she lying tangentially across you and otherwise hovering or suspended? Because if so... HOT.
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2010 Jun 30 at 11:05 UTC
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Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse
2007 Oct 19 • 5486
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You know what I meant. Like... ugh. You know. The only reason I posted this is because I wanted to share the crushing disappointment of waking up and that not being my reality :-(
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2010 Jun 30 at 11:56 UTC
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aaronjer
*****'n Admin
2005 Mar 21 • 5046
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You want your reality to involve a girl with amazing, possibly physics defying abilities to show examples of geometric shapes? I like your style!
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2010 Jun 30 at 12:10 UTC
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Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse
2007 Oct 19 • 5486
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Something more like this. Mostly this is me just playing on my phone now, I was wondering how easy it would be to link to stuff. In short: less easy than a PC, but more awesome. And it was a very hot dream. Something is making me think we were following a man though I can't really remember now...
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2010 Jun 30 at 12:53 UTC
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aaronjer
*****'n Admin
2005 Mar 21 • 5046
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The man's name was Ray. You were following him over to Euclid's house for a dinner party but he blasted right through the back wall and just kept going!
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2010 Jul 1 at 05:09 UTC
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aaronjer said: The man's name was Ray. You were following him over to Euclid's house for a dinner party but he blasted right through the back wall and just kept going!
sometimes some of the dreams you guys get dont make sense ....
like that one time in band camp , a bear came and took the cookies
melloyellow582 said: I post sometimes, to make a point.
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2010 Jul 8 at 11:23 UTC
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Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse
2007 Oct 19 • 5486
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I just had another dream about a girl! Wtf is this!?
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2010 Jul 11 at 11:30 UTC
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Rockbomb
Dog fucker (but in a good way now)
2009 Nov 14 • 2045
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I just had kinda a strange dream. I got hired as an assassin. Then for whatever reason I was at my old elementary school opening the door for anyone that was going through. Then I went back to being an assassin, and I killed like 5 people. I didn't know who they were, and when I found out, it turns out that one of them was this girl that I like. So then I was loading the bodies into the back of this guys truck (with the help of my dad and his friend) and two people saw us, so I had to kill them. Then I had to kill my dad and his friend. And I started driving the truck away, and thats when I woke up 
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2010 Jul 11 at 13:22 UTC
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Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse
2007 Oct 19 • 5486
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You always end up having to kill everyone when you are an assassin, it's a bit gutting.
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2010 Jul 11 at 18:06 UTC
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Rockbomb said: I just had kinda a strange dream. I got hired as an assassin. Then for whatever reason I was at my old elementary school opening the door for anyone that was going through. Then I went back to being an assassin, and I killed like 5 people. I didn't know who they were, and when I found out, it turns out that one of them was this girl that I like. So then I was loading the bodies into the back of this guys truck (with the help of my dad and his friend) and two people saw us, so I had to kill them. Then I had to kill my dad and his friend. And I started driving the truck away, and thats when I woke up weird . but intresting.
melloyellow582 said: I post sometimes, to make a point.
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2010 Jul 11 at 22:23 UTC
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Ok i had this dream the other day.
I was at school having lunch. and jigsaw comes up to me and asks if i wanted to leave school and eat and i was all like sure. and we got in his truck and drove off campus. somehow we end up on this dirt road surrounded by trees. my buddy Jordan and cody was with us. for some odd reason cody had skittles..but anyways we come up on this large red tower. I remember hearing the name "warehouse". we get out and look around it and start touching it We got done and starter walking off but then we looked up and saw a door open at the top. which was followed by stairs that circled around the tower. a Large bulky man cam out. he was shirtless and red pants and had a mullet. he looked around and decided to go back in and head butted the door to open it.
Jordan screamed at him getting his attention and the man turns towards us and jumps at us and starts shooting us with brown leaves. All of a sudden a baby in a diaper came out of nowhere and gve me these bad ass powers. I figured e was baby Jesus. He gave me the power to fly and i also pulled a large tree out from its roots and use its leaves as a shield against the mans. after fighting for sometime the man grabbed Cody and took him to the tower. as i tried to follow, baby jesus shot a large energy ball at the tower where they has gone causing the top to explode. i reach out screaming for Cody as the blast threw me into the water below. as i rose up my hand still extended i caught skittles in my hand.
Then i woke up clutching my hand for skittles.
Make awkward sexual advances, not war. Down Rodeo said: Dammit, this was the one place that didn't have this, but noooooo, molkman pisses all over that 
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2010 Jul 12 at 03:54 UTC
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skittles are nasty
for when im at places. this account is here.
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2010 Jul 12 at 04:04 UTC
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Rockbomb said: this girl that I like
You like girls?
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2010 Jul 12 at 05:00 UTC
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molkman
Owner of George Washington's Prototype Mittens
2005 May 2 • 2066
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Wow Rockbomb, that dream should get you worried.
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2010 Jul 12 at 08:35 UTC
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Rockbomb
Dog fucker (but in a good way now)
2009 Nov 14 • 2045
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molkman said: Wow Rockbomb, that dream should get you worried.
Most of my dreams worry me 
@sprinkles - no, only in my dreams. IRL I'll only ever love you 
....not
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2010 Jul 12 at 16:56 UTC
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aaronjer
*****'n Admin
2005 Mar 21 • 5046
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Srsly. I've had dreams where I was eating children alive. It doesn't seem to make me a deranged cannibal... I think he's okay.
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2010 Jul 15 at 06:23 UTC
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That's funny! I've had the same dream where you're eating children -- but I'm there too -- playing a banjo and singing a description of each organ as it goes down your gullet!
Let's be friends!
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2010 Jul 15 at 06:34 UTC
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ok i had this weird ass dream that all these people where following me for no reason and i all looked at them and said why are all you people are following me , am i someone famous or a ghost please tell me , they just stood there and are not answering me , so i walk in to this place and i see all the people are just standing there behind this gate and not daring to come past it . so i walk in this place and ask this man that was siting down on a chair and he seen me and said , your not like one of them. and i asked this weird man what do you mean , he said these people are like zombies they deal with only each other , and dont bother talkin to outsiders . and i said to him so then why you are the only one talkin to me . he says cause i aint like one of them . i threaten all of them and said if you dare come past this gate i will kill all of yous , and they all walked away from my house , so i was just payin attention to this man , and then i asked him how can i get back home , he asked me where do you come from. i told him california . he tells me well get used to this town , cause once your here you can never leave , just like me the man told me . and i started to freak out and asked him why i cannot leave here i need to go back home to my family and friends . he said look what happend to me , u think i want to live here , i cannot leave for no money in the world , i been stuck in this god forsaken town for 35 years and i cannot leave . so then i calmed down and kept talkin to this man , then i asked him why we cannot leave , he says ........ and that when i woked up and kept tellin my self what kinda fucked up dream was that...
melloyellow582 said: I post sometimes, to make a point.
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2010 Jul 15 at 07:39 UTC
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