molkman
Owner of George Washington's Prototype Mittens





2005 May 2 • 2066
404 ₧

So... never?

NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse


2005 Mar 22 • 1871
574 ₧

Atta boy, spread the word!

aaronjer
*****'n Admin


2005 Mar 21 • 4940
1,227 ₧

You cut a hole in their stomachs and fucked them in the guts until they died, didn't you, Sloth. I'm disappointed in you.

xXJigsaw23Xx
IS what she said.


2007 Oct 21 • 912
41 ₧

i had a dream like that once except it was nothing like it. It involved an orange, a butter knife, 2 condoms, a bed, a blender, a hamster, and a 3 lb. tub of lube.

the_cloud_system
polly pushy pants

2008 Aug 1 • 3080
-6 ₧

did the fat chick eat them all?

SolidKAYOS
Count Adelaide


2007 Jun 24 • 84
68 ₧

Ya so i was dreaming last night that i was out side my house with alot of ppl i knew. Maybe around 10-15 ppl. Most ive not really ever seen except maybe a glance. It was snowing at the time, and my ad decided to pullout a big round yellow volleyball. even with no net we started paying volleyball just a free for all

Well i was sucking it up and i realized that ppl started just catching the ball and running around with it before they got tackled. Turning the game into keep away. The guy who got tackled was down still holding it and i ran up toward him watching another guy pick it off of him and run. I jumped into the air and got on his shoulders before he could fully get away.Even with me on his shoulders he was hauling ass.

Trying to grab the ball and hold on the blocked my every move and he tripped sending us both to the ground.I looked up watching the ball rolling. I looked back seeing a girl who was hardly even coverd up for the snow just running for it. I got up and threw snow in the other guys face and grabbed the ball and ran.

She could hardly keep up with me and i ran to the backside ofthe hour were a tree was and a cable anteenna. I passed the big pol and went straight into the tree limbs covering my face with my forearm. I was surprisingly going very fast for my speed, I think this is were i realized his was all a dream. i could even hear the tv goin in the other room of my house. at least thats what i thought.

Anyways, i came flying out of the tree and starting skidding down the hill towards more trees and managed to stop my self and run up the hill and back the other way. I passed up a truck with a fat guy leaning on the front though he didn pay no mind. I ended up back were the game was but no one was there. I turned around back towards the truck and everyone that was playing (10-15 ppl) was lined up staring at me with the death stare.

Iran at them and threw the ball up over them and they all jumped for it. I put my arm up to block the way and i charged through all their feet making the ones i was going through do front flips into the ground. I cam out the other end and the ball coming down just into my reach. Before i could get a grasp on it i was tackled by what seemed like the fat guys son and his friend.

Theytook the ball and an off with it. I decided to get up and go back the other way tpo cut them off. Back through the white tree and big pole i came out seeing them coming atme and i manged to grab the ball as they were in disarray. I cam back up to the trucks and watch the fat guy again say to me" here!" yet he didnt seem enthusiastic idk what drove me to pass it to him but he didnt even catch it and it rolled away and his son and his friend came back up and grabbed it and ran down to 3 threes which was like a triangle.

His friend hid in the middle of it but the fat guys son who was also fat couldnt get in.I ran down and circled around the trees arm in face trying to lock off the limbs and back around the other end of the trees as the fat guy was about to get int and pulled a matrix and in slow motion by jumping and grabbing a tree spinning around and kicked the fat guy in the face. doing so sending the ball in the air.

I then woke up and went straight to my computer to type all this out for you guys. My computer was already on and a McDonalds cup was there....Tv in the other room blurring my hearing I Closed the door and turned on my watching some weird episode of some show as i was thinking on what to type and then, i truly woke up.

To quietness. Computer off and no McDonalds cup.

fedex _

2009 Mar 23 • 909
13 ₧

Ok i will tell you my dream I had last night.

It was some morning day and me and my little brother was inside of
my room and a earthquake started to happen. Now I don't get scared I tell me brother lets get out of this room and go outside , incase of something happens I don't want him to get hurt. So me and my bother walk outside like nothing was going on at all , all of a sudden I see my other brother and my cuzin standing outside and saying can you feel this earthquake , I told them yes. Now about 10 minuets pass by and the earthquake didn't go away and I'am thinking to myself what the fuck is going on , my brothers are outside and I'am getting really getting scared for them , So we where still waiting for this big earthquake to stop . Hours and hours go and the earth is still shaking. Now I look on the left side and the right side. I start seeing smoke coming from both sides , and once I turn around I didn't know how to turn away , because when I turned around I seen what I never wanted to see, my brother and cuzzin was burning from the crazy lava , and I noticed it was coming towards me and I had nowhere to go , I look to my left and I see my little brother burning , I am crying and freaking out cause I got nowhere to go. So I thought about what to do , I just closed my eyes and prayed and threw myself into the fucking lava , but when I was in the lava I didn't feel any pain , but I seen everyone else was screaming , but I couldn't feel anything ,



Then I woke up!

Rockbomb
Dog fucker (but in a good way now)

2009 Nov 13 • 2045

So, this dream I had lastnight was kinda nonsense, but it was really intense and I hardly ever remember my dreams, but I remembered this one so I decided to put it here...
Ok, so I went to my dad's house for the weekend, and I went downstairs in his house and there were a couple guys down ther doing some sort of construction work (I have no idea why), and there was this lady who seemed to be their boss. When I got downstairs, the lady yelled at me and said, either I need to start working, or go upstairs and make lunch for everybody. So I chose to make lunch. When I got upstairs, that lady was already up there, and she had already made pizza for everyone, I just had to slice it up and put it on plates. So my dad comes in out of nowhere and throws my one of the plates of pizza on the ground and yells at me saying something like "Why aren't you getting lunch for everyone?", and I was like "I was getting plates ready for everyone so I could bring it downstairs." and then I got really mad and was like "You know what dad, I really think your starting to lose your mind, you need to get some help." and that resulted in this big arguement between me and him.
The next thing I can remember is we got in my dad's truck (its a huge chevy that he turned into a tow truck, weighs about 4tons), and we were on our way out to town to get groceries. We were going down this road that started to turn, and my dad just kept going straight, so I started yelling at him to get his attention. But when I looked over at him his eyes were rolled back and he was unconsious. So I grabbed the wheel, but I couldn't get much control of the truck and we ended up annhilating this big pole, and we ended up in someone else yard.
So we're sitting in this yard, and once we get to a stop my dad wakes up and starts flipping out, and he's like "I gotta hide this weed!", and he pulls out this huge bag of weed, like a ziplock bag completely full. So in this persons yard there was a house, and then like a trailer-house in the back that was all beat down. So my dad throws the bag threw the window. Then this kid, probably like 15-16 is standing there, and he starts talking about how when we leave he's gonna go get the bag of weed.
Then for some reason, me and my brother get in the truck (he was there with me the whole time btw), but my dad doesn't get in. So I start driving the truck and I notice two weird thing while I'm driving; I got to like 3rd gear and I was only going about 15mph, and the truck was completely silent (normally its pretty loud). So I get about a quarter mile down the road and decide to give up whatever I was trying to do, and I turned around and went back.
I grabbed the bag of weed, and then my dad started driving and the truck drove fine, and we went back home. Then my dad started going like completely insane, and I was like "dad, DAD....DAD! Here..." and I gave him the bag of weed.
Then I woke up.

Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse


2007 Oct 19 • 5486
57,583 ₧

Sure you weren't partaking the weed, no? :p

Rockbomb
Dog fucker (but in a good way now)

2009 Nov 13 • 2045

Lol, no I wasn't. Actually it didn't seem like my dad even had it to use it. It was almost like someone else gave it to him to hold on to, and he was trying to hide it from someone.

Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse


2007 Oct 19 • 5486
57,583 ₧

Ah, fair enough. That makes a kind of sense.

sprinkles


2009 Sep 6 • 2547
10 ₧

Okay, this one is more than a bit weird. I was in a prison. This prison isn't like Alcatraz or Gitmo, or even your everyday county prison. It was a prison for monsters, aliens, and the like (ironically it didn't harbor any monsters or aliens). It also wasn't a state-of-the-art prison either. The prison was more like a dungeon. The classic concrete block walls, wet, dimly lit, etc. But, at the same, it wasn't run-down either. It was robustly constructed, with a lack of attention to aesthetics and comfort.
Something had jus' happened, maybe an inmate got out, somebody got hurt; I am not sure, but it was big deal. Somehow I had something to do with it, I think. So they decided to rearrange inmates to different cell blocks. It was not the classic handcuff you, and escort you to a different location. They (I don't know who they were, besides guards) got all the people together and moved them with guards in front and back. These guards, so I got the feeling, were brutal like orcs. It was 'you try anything' and you get killed; you fall behind you get prodded. I also got the feeling, that these guards liked to kill, and when given the chance, would enjoy it.
I get to my new cell, and the first thing I notice is that there are three leds on the door. One that said 'locked,' the other said something like 'armed,' and the last one said 'trap;' all three were lit up. I wondered at the trapt led. Then I noticed a rug with instructions on it for 'trapt.' I don't remember what it said, but on investigation of the rug I stepped on it and my foot went down. I moved the rug and noticed a pit. The pit was like the classic 'black hole.' It had spinning sharp things that were suppposed to cut you up if you fell down. However, they were poorly constructed; like they had no thought or ingenuity behind them. I tossed a short rope down there [hell if I know where I got a rope]. It simply went down, without much resistance from the spinning sharp things. Then I threw the rug down there, same result. Like I said, it was poorly constructed one-third of the way down (before the spinning sharp things) one wall ended. I figured if I could get down there I could escape. That was because it wasn't jus' a pit, it lead to a sewer or something. So I made a rope out of my bed sheets (ironically I didn't have a bed). I had my mag light on me, and I was very indecisive, because if the light died when I was down there I would be lost like hell. So I weaseled my way half way down with the rope. I remember the warden or someone calling me or something.
Now the warden was a women, a woman that hated me. I don't know why she hated me (maybe I made her life hell). I know that she would love to kill me, or at least watch me die. But, this was not an option, because of laws and politics.

And that is all I remember.

the_cloud_system
polly pushy pants

2008 Aug 1 • 3080
-6 ₧

i since in your dreams that your are a white guy that likes to sleep and has a pissed off warden who loves to scream out your name during intercourse and got some of rockbombs weed


im inspiered to right a paragraph of my own

Rockbomb
Dog fucker (but in a good way now)

2009 Nov 13 • 2045

I had a kinda weird dream last night.
So, in my dream I was going to college, but for some reason the college didn't want me on their property, so they sent me back to my old highschool to do my work there. I hated the principle at the highschool when I went there. In my dream, that principle had been fired, but they kept him there as the vice-principle, and they made his son the new principle.
So I show up for my first day there, and I brought everything I use for my classes: books, notebooks, sketchpad, and laptop. I guess my backpack was unzipped a little, and the principle looked inside my bag to see what was in there. Then he yelled at me "Is that a semi-functional laptop?!", and I was like "Ummm, no. It works just fine.", and he flips out and is like "GIVE ME THAT RIGHT NOW! YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT YOUR NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE THAT HERE!" and I was like "But I need it to do my work." and then he flips out and tries to take it from my backpack. I grabbed his arm so he couldn't take it, and that just made him even more pisssed off. This whole time he is yelling at me about how I'm not allowed to have it and that I need to give it to him. Eventually I figured out that he thought I was a student at the school, and I tried to explain to him that my college sent me there to do my work.
In the end I really have no idea what ended up happening, but it pissed me off so much that I woke up with a bloody nose

Also one thing I remember is, I looked out the window of the highschool, and I could see the elementary school across the street and someone had put some graffiti on it that read "Arrow power" with a big arrow underneath it. I have no idea what this means, but I remember that part pretty vividly for some reason.

the_cloud_system
polly pushy pants

2008 Aug 1 • 3080
-6 ₧

ok so i was doing something next to the microwave and i guess making hotpockits. then my dogs bark telling me that some one is coming down my road(sense one road, one house..ours) i went out side and this white truck i have never seen opened its doors and a big Mexican came out and held his kids immediately he sat down on our lawn furniture and started breathing heavily then another car came down and it was my mothers. so i sead hi to the Mexicans and i saw my brother in the back seat and i was surprised that he was there cause he like... NEVER comes here so i asked him whats wrong and he didn't talk i asked mom and she didn't talk then i went to the Mexicans and they sead "they had a black spot on there lung and was taken to a street corner to preform surgery" and i got the gun and shot the Mexicans and thats when i woke up

NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse


2005 Mar 22 • 1871
574 ₧

I had a dream this morning! And I'm pretty sure the Nyquil had burned off by the time I had it, so there's no excuses!

I dreamed that I was part of some military operation that inevitably involved six or seven people sharing a shitty hotel room and dressed identically in white t-shirts and jeans, but that's really not the point. Nor is there a point in the fact that I was also, simultaneously, on Student Council at 11 am (there were multiple sessions of student council) in which we did nothing more but solve abstract math problems involving probability and Cartesian coordinates that couldn't possibly have any solution but to all guess right. Nor is there a point in the fact that one of my friends was also on student council and was constantly hugging me in an effort to squeeze my soul to the surface (BECAUSE IT DID NOT WORK)

The point is that to get to this hotel room, I had to go to Houston. So here are the things that I can tell you about Houston from my dream, which must be verifiable true because I see no reason why my subconscious would lie to me.

* There is a monorail type mass transit system running around the perimeter of the city, and failing to go into the city, it doesn't often get you to where you need to go.
* Away from the downtown area, there is a giant stadium easily about thirty stories tall that rises out from the surrounding landscape, and inside it, every single fast food franchise ever is crammed in and actively competing with each other for space and attention. Even though it's a stadium, there are no games, aside from the fast food people fighting over customers. People just go there to eat.
* The downtown area is really small, but the builders have gotten around that by constructing facades that resemble real buildings from a certain angle and appear to have depth, albeit like ten feet of depth, and only when you look at them straight-on.
* For whatever reason, they also opted to have similarly constructed flame decals erupting out of the earth. This, I presume, is to scare away predators.
* If that doesn't scare away predators, the fact that roughly five blocks squared of the city, up to the monorail level (which was higher than a normal monorail mind you), was stacked with giant rockets, stinger missiles, and other forms of ballistic warfare that were doing in particular aside from just chilling there and shedding off moonlight.

Conclusion? Houston has no idea what it's doing, but it's kind of cool anyway.

Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse


2007 Oct 19 • 5486
57,583 ₧

Houston is my hometown.

NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse


2005 Mar 22 • 1871
574 ₧

This would be the Texan Houston not the Scottish one. Sorry, DR

SolidKAYOS
Count Adelaide


2007 Jun 24 • 84
68 ₧

aaronjer
*****'n Admin


2005 Mar 21 • 4940
1,227 ₧

Okay. I lol'd. That definitely beats any dream I've had recently.

The best I can do is having wild, crazy sex with a Chinese news reporter at a party (while surrounded by people). Then we went jogging in the morning and discussed whether or not we should start dating. She sunk her hooks into me when told me she had a masters degree in intelligence. It sounded so impressive that I offered to do her laundry and pay for the water damage in her bathroom. We also found some children breaking into her apartment, and we threw them all out the window to their deaths. We also threw a bunch of those beaded seat covers that middle-eastern cab drivers have out the window after them.

The moral of the story? Dating Chinese women is okay as long as they have great tits.

the_cloud_system
polly pushy pants

2008 Aug 1 • 3080
-6 ₧

NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse


2005 Mar 22 • 1871
574 ₧

I want to meet someone who has a master's degree in intelligence

Also, I'm a big fan of dreams where you get to have wild crazy sex with some chick in a public space.

the_cloud_system
polly pushy pants

2008 Aug 1 • 3080
-6 ₧

well thats the onley way to have it

aaronjer
*****'n Admin


2005 Mar 21 • 4940
1,227 ₧

We were actually having a party in the news anchor room, and there were news anchors cheering us on. It may have been live, I don't know. No condom either. It was just super wild.

NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse


2005 Mar 22 • 1871
574 ₧

You guuuyyyyyss, I had a dream again!

This one is kind of topical because it involved aaronjer. We were playing a RTS, except the theme was that there were demons and evil forces and whatnot. I can't really explain what was going on in it because there's no apt parallel; it wasn't really like Diablo, or Quake, or anything, it was just kind of its own thing.

Anyway, so as usual when I'm playing a video game in a dream I was going from being outside of it looking at the screen to being inside of it running around. I think that it had the ability to switch between third person controlling armies and first person hero character?

Right, so there was this "capture the flag" type mechanism going on where one of the opposing armies (atojamz and I were on the same team) sent in a squadron to claim the framework of one our outposts. I don't exactly know how analogize this particular army, but they were were flat, glowing, triangular bugs about the size of a fist with one eye on their back and their method of capturing points was to swarm on top of them until they covered the structure with this piecemeal, glowing exoskeleton. At this point, the official term for this captured structure was "your parent's house". It wasn't directed to any specific person, just, for whatever reason, whenever those things captured anything, it became "your parent's house".

Anyway, so I was running down the side streets (it was an old style brick city, but pitch black out) and aaronjer was running along the top of the walls. I was basically providing cover so that he could get to a power-up which was some kind of anti-ectoplasmic sword that we had been storing next to the base and they had failed to account for. So just as the structure was starting to revert to the other side, aaronjer grabbed the sword and made a big old swing that split the exoskeleton in two and then I woke up.