Dream Time

Dream Time

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aaronjer
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I had a dream I got shot and then I woke up because someone was literally trying to murder me.
 
 
 
2013 Oct 11 at 19:15 UTC
Mate de Vita
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I hate it when I dream about waking up. I'm always like "Is this real life or am I still dreaming?" afterwards.
...and that's the bottom line because Mate de Vita said so.
 
 
 
2013 Oct 11 at 20:34 UTC
fedex _

2009 Mar 23 • 910
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Mate de Vita said:
I hate it when I dream about waking up. I'm always like "Is this real life or am I still dreaming?" afterwards.



Sounds like you watched to much Inception lol
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I post sometimes, to make a point.
 
 
 
2013 Oct 12 at 04:54 UTC
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Rocket Man

2007 Nov 6 • 2525
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If you know Inception through a superjer.com/forum post then you know inception too well...
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2013 Oct 12 at 05:39 UTC
NatureJay
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2005 Mar 23 • 1871
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aaronjer, upon realizing he's in a dream, finds the nearest pretty young thing and puts it to her. i, upon realizing i's in a dream, promptly do something to kill myself. i usually wake up. usually.

i haven't been posting anything recently because i have been dreaming somewhat ordinarily and mostly of people that i know which makes the context hard to relay.
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2013 Oct 12 at 09:18 UTC
aaronjer
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We've got sex and death plenty covered in the subconscious realms.
 
 
 
2013 Oct 12 at 19:56 UTC
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Rocket Man

2007 Nov 6 • 2525
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Dreams are not subconscious activity but random brain activity, you fucking idiot
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2013 Oct 13 at 02:52 UTC
NatureJay
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They're not random brain activity, you n00b, they're messages from God and I will SMITE anyone who says otherwise.

ooooooohit would have been funnier if aaronjer said it.
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2013 Oct 13 at 06:04 UTC
aaronjer
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Mine aren't direct messages from God, they are from an awfully specific cherubim. Man, that cherubim. Recollections, am I right?
 
 
 
2013 Oct 13 at 06:44 UTC
NatureJay
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I answer to a higher power, which is to say Thrones. Fucking spinning wheels within wheels covered in eyes and spinning rims. what what
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2013 Oct 13 at 07:18 UTC
aaronjer
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The Thrones never send me any good dreams. Fuck the Thrones.
 
 
 
2013 Oct 13 at 08:59 UTC
fedex _

2009 Mar 23 • 910
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SRAW said:
you fucking idiot



Haven't you learned?
melloyellow582 said:
I post sometimes, to make a point.
 
 
 
2013 Oct 14 at 07:18 UTC
phoenix_r

2009 May 13 • 905
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Thrones is a pretty sweet band, dude was in High on Fire, and The Melvins!
Sick vid
BOO
 
 
 
2013 Oct 14 at 18:08 UTC
Down Rodeo
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2013 Oct 14 at 21:49 UTC
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I recently had a dream in which something fucked up happened to earth and a group of people (including me) moved to the moon in some space ships that had different colors.Yellow,red,blue and green are some i can remember.
 
 
 
2013 Oct 21 at 12:01 UTC
NatureJay
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I had a dream last night that my mom had ordered shoes or a phone battery or something online and had it delivered to the house. When the man arrived to deliver the package, I assumed he was a missionary or something and chased him off in a rage. So terrified he was that he entirely forgot to deliver the package, and my mom complained to the company. The company, extremely embarrassed by their deliveryman's conduct, sent ME (not my mother) a bunch of 8-bit to 32-bit era Japanese consoles with now-rare games such as Secret of Mana and things that were never originally released in the U.S. like Final Fantasy V and Seiken Densetsu 3. They also sent whatever the hell my mom ordered too but mostly it was about me arbitrarily getting phat l00t for scaring some shifty guy off the property.

Especially compelling or weird? Not by the standards of my usual dreams. Entertaining? Hella.
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2013 Oct 26 at 20:12 UTC
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Rocket Man

2007 Nov 6 • 2525
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Do you normally get enraged at these missionaries? I remember there were a bunch of mormons who came to my house, and I had no idea how old they were, for they looked really young with their acne, BUT they had suits. But I didn't get pissed off or anything, but just ended up apologizing a lot for not being very religious, and I guessed they sensed what I meant and left me with a mormon.org bookmark or something
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2013 Oct 27 at 03:08 UTC
NatureJay
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2005 Mar 23 • 1871
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I think it's a weird way to go about a business, but a lot of religions seem to go heavy on the evangelism because money and shit. Also souls maybe. I do see Mormons around, very well dressed going door to door in the area where I live, but it seems more likely that if they visited my home that I would not flip my shit, and would instead invite them to sit down and immediately make myself an Irish Coffee. From there, I guess it would depend on my mood as to whether or not I brought up Mountain Meadows.

For some reason, missionaries kind of creep me out.
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2013 Oct 27 at 05:24 UTC — Ed. 2013 Oct 27 at 07:45 UTC
aaronjer
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Last time I got missionaries I made up a long string of lies about how I used to be Mormon and all the crazy stuff we Mormons got up to, and how that care-free devil-may-care lifestyle simply doesn't suit me anymore as I've matured with age.

One of them was glaring at me the entire time, because it was obviously total bullshit, but he was trained to be polite so didn't say anything. The other guy TOTALLY believed it and was shocked... just shocked.

Oh, and a long time ago, I had missionaries, and I told them that I couldn't convert because my cat hated religion and would probably run away.
 
 
 
2013 Oct 29 at 10:26 UTC — Ed. 2013 Oct 29 at 10:27 UTC
NatureJay
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In one of my dreams last night, I was watching a Superman movie that Nez and aaronjer told me specifically not to watch because it was just agonizingly dumb. I got through most of it and it was all right for superhero fare, but in the climax, the major plot point was that the moon was about to overheat and explode and the only way to keep this from happening was to temporarily transfer Earth's oceans to the moon and then back. As they were explaining this, I thought to myself that aaronjer and Nez were right and this movie really was insufferably dumb.
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2014 Jan 16 at 21:18 UTC
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Rocket Man

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I had a dream recently that was strange cause I was actually awake but just lying in bed. Then I felt paralyzed and started hearing footsteps near my bed. Then I heard some scary whispery voices and I was so freaked out that I managed to snap out of this and decided to use da internet
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2014 Jan 17 at 02:56 UTC
aaronjer
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That's called sleep paralysis! Some people have it all the time! Try not to be one of those people!

Also, Jay, stop watching stupid movies for silly girls.
 
 
 
2014 Jan 17 at 10:40 UTC — Ed. 2014 Jan 17 at 10:41 UTC
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Rocket Man

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I usually have them like once a month, most of the time they're not scary, but sometimes I'll see demonic figures and hear screaming etc etc, so yeah, pretty cool stuff (though obviously with the demonic figures etc I know it's just a dream, but the one with hearing footsteps was honestly completely scary)
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2014 Jan 17 at 15:57 UTC
NatureJay
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So I'm now going to tell you about PART of a dream that I had last night and the reason I'm only going to tell you about PART of the dream is because this event happened roughly in the middle of the dream and was completely a non-sequitur and nothing before or after in the dream served to explain it in any way.

In the middle of the dream, there was a McDonald's advertisement that followed a style I've seen once or twice where they talk about the new menu item as the menu item is assembled on screen between choppy camera cuts. The menu item they were adding was something they were calling a "flan", but it wasn't actually a flan at all, it was just a chocolate mouse cake that in no way resembled a flan.

As soon as the commercial ended, it cut away to a man sitting in his old Cadillac in a run-down industrial district. "FLAN!" the man screamed sort of like Kirk screamed "KHAN!" in that movie. Immediately after he finishes screaming, the car, from below with sources unseen, begins filling with chocolate pudding as the man thrashes about as if he's drowning screaming "NO! NOOO!" As soon as the car is filled with pudding, the camera pans out again and the car is hit head-on by a train. As in the car had been sitting directly on the tracks, facing the train, and was hit by it at full speed.

In the dream, I was laughing very hard by now, believing that I had no idea what had just happened or why it had just happened but that I ought to tell everyone about it once I woke up.

And now I'm here.
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2014 Mar 9 at 21:02 UTC
aaronjer
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That's very special.
 
 
 
2014 Mar 9 at 23:20 UTC
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